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Anonymous No.718053064 >>718053724 >>718057283 >>718057558 >>718057753 >>718061270 >>718062120 >>718065703 >>718066801
>playing online shooter
>use default skin, default profile pic, default banner
>make whales mad
Works every time
Anonymous No.718053137 >>718062204 >>718068929
does it make whales mad or does it let you imagine that it makes whales mad?
Anonymous No.718053373 >>718054559 >>718060105
Anonymous No.718053474 >>718054704 >>718062351 >>718065295 >>718066002
Anonymous No.718053492
>playing online shooter
>use most expensive skins, nft worth thousands, limited time banner
>makes whales and poorfags mad
works every time
Anonymous No.718053596 >>718054493 >>718060027 >>718060227
>Put on dedicated noob hat
>Secret buff that it makes everyone play retarded when they see it
>Isn't immediately a red flag like not wearing a hat
Anonymous No.718053724
>>718053064 (OP)
I tried going default on every class including weapons and was vote kicked by tards thinking I was hacking.
Anonymous No.718054493 >>718054734
>>718053596
>tfw played Alien Swarm co-op online back in the day just to get the tf2 hat (it was a pretty fun game actually)
>I also own a Genuine Officer's Ushanka because I bought the NECA Heavy action figure and redeemed the code that came in the box
Both of these methods of getting cosmetics are far more soulful and based than just opening a lootbox or spending shitloads of money
Anonymous No.718054559
>>718053373
is that Phoenix's brother?
Anonymous No.718054665 >>718054908 >>718055015
Why is everyone on the fucking internet so obsessively out to spot potential threats and so hell-bent on scrutinizing every single detail of someone's online and offline actions to find anything that they personally consider even slightly suspicious? What are these communities afraid of that makes them so fucking uppity to the point where they force us to approach all online social interaction from this mindset?
Anonymous No.718054704
>>718053474
I'm joining BLU on this, bob looks strong
Anonymous No.718054734
>>718054493
The alien swarm hat is pretty cool, my little bro has been trying to find a full game to play it for a while now.
Anonymous No.718054908
>>718054665
I mean in TF2's case you've got people that were running bots for literal YEARS, trying to take over the game somehow.
It's undoubtable that people were discerning.
But if we're just talking about
>Hats you wear in tf2
It's a visual shorthand you can get for a player and their personality.
Except the more silly their outfit the more dangerous they probably are.
Like if you saw a Pyro running at you with googly eyes and a shoe on his head you need to fucking run.
But the Soldier with a flaming army helmet is probably shit at the game even though he's cheating.
Anonymous No.718055015 >>718055139
>>718054665
On one hand it was taught religiously way back in the day to never use your real name or share personal information on the internet and to always use an alias.
On the other hand it was only in exceptional cases like the NEDM cat killer guy where people would track people down from their online information in order to bring them to justice. Now people just do it habitually simply because they can or just to punish people they don't like. Everyone is a little KGB informant ready to report dissenting statements and opinions to the lynch mob
Anonymous No.718055139 >>718055436
>>718055015
A little bit also has to do with what people define as doxing inflating in what you have to do to gather data.
Anonymous No.718055436
>>718055139
Like even though it's obviously something you shouldn't do, the fact that basically everyone uses a Chromium browser that can be id'd by google (Who has, and will sell your dox for like $5), because this is "public" "data", dishonest motherfuckers will say this isn't doxing.
Anonymous No.718057283
>>718053064 (OP)
>thinks people making fun of him are le mad
lmao
Anonymous No.718057558 >>718057654
>>718053064 (OP)
As a Darktide player it can help to discern how experienced your fellow retards in the team are since people usually just equip whatever they've unlocked most recently. That being said level 30's with completely default stuff are likely to be Gregor the Sweatlord Carry madmen rather than newbies.
Anonymous No.718057654
>>718057558
Also to continue the worst ones are people wearing shit you get at just reaching your first lvl 30, since they tend to think they got it now that they don't instantly die on Malice. Pure newbs can be planned for.
Anonymous No.718057753
>>718053064 (OP)
i constantly get skin retards absolutely seething when they die/pick up my default skins slathered in expensive 2015 stickers in cs, all of which are scratched out. cs was such a boom to my steam account economy, i haven't payed full price for a game in 6 years AND got a free steam deck all because cases flew to asburd amounts of $$$
Anonymous No.718060027 >>718068585
>>718053596
>Put gibus
>Die in stupid ways a couple of times
>Half team start ignoring me when the see me
>+7 stab chain and the rest one by one
>Now team get paranoid
>Change to soldier and go back after while
Works everytime
Anonymous No.718060105
>>718053373
"Intelligence picked up" is what makes it.
Anonymous No.718060227
>>718053596
Anonymous No.718061270
>>718053064 (OP)
you don't have enough skill to make me mad, the rare time that someone has skills on par with me I add them to my friends list. then again I just buy the cheapest shitty cosmetics so that everyone remembers who I am and plays like shit in a panic.
Anonymous No.718061419
>play online shooter
>use obvious F2P items little timmy would equip
>play above average
>get banned for cheating on community servers
Anonymous No.718062120 >>718062256
>>718053064 (OP)
>play TF2
>all weapons are strange killstreak
>makes every zoomer mad when they have to see how many kills I have farmed on 24/7 2fort fast respawn when I effortlessly kill them
>check my steam profile
>no bans
>20 years of service
Anonymous No.718062204
>>718053137
the world revolves around me so there is functionally no difference
Anonymous No.718062256
>>718062120
>uses cheater's lament on every character
Anonymous No.718062351
>>718053474
[CG] clan is gonna pubstomp
Anonymous No.718062441
>wear the oldest and now unobtainable cosmetic
>people get mad and start trying to interrogate me
>claim i bought my account
>gets mad and reports me
Anonymous No.718062856 >>718063043
>how did you get so good at this game?
Anonymous No.718063043
>>718062856
yeah, when the only player base for a game was super intelligent computer geeks in college on a T1 connection you had to get good on a hurry and adapt to constantly changing play strats, now every retard kid can play so servers are diluted with easy kills.
Anonymous No.718065295
>>718053474
bob tops
Anonymous No.718065703
>>718053064 (OP)
>doesn't need shiny bling for confidence
Congratulations anon. You grew up!
Anonymous No.718066002
>>718053474
bob will solo the entire server by himself
Anonymous No.718066630
i like games with free skins and wish more games had ways to obtain them
Anonymous No.718066801
>>718053064 (OP)
>Decide to play
>Casual is full of bots again and takes 20 minutes to get into a game because extreme oversaturation of maps
>check old hang about servers on favorates
>DDoS'd non-stop for 2 weeks
>Spray and voice chat disabled because some actualy fucktards were convinced someone was spraying CP and 'micspamming it' ???
>Go on another meme tier server to unwind
>same DDoS spergouts
Ever notice how these faggots never seem to touch Skial or Inceltopia?
Anonymous No.718068585
>>718060027
>suck dick
>lick nuts
>rim ass
ftfy
Anonymous No.718068929
>>718053137
whale here. i can agree it makes us mad. we assume they're hacking.