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Anonymous No.718058337 >>718060202 >>718063943 >>718064546 >>718065291 >>718065882 >>718066729 >>718068621 >>718072331 >>718074323 >>718076476 >>718078414 >>718081823 >>718082541 >>718084512 >>718085683 >>718086745 >>718092432 >>718095892 >>718096553 >>718097554
My GOTY :)
Anonymous No.718059217 >>718059283 >>718066492 >>718076476
good goy
Anonymous No.718059283 >>718059630 >>718059654 >>718076837 >>718077994 >>718082991
>>718059217
There is literally nothing woke in the game.
Anonymous No.718059598 >>718066492 >>718071072 >>718073186 >>718076375
Capon fucks your ass
i've never lost interest in a game as fast
Anonymous No.718059630 >>718060889 >>718066492 >>718095941
>>718059283
just two straight bros wrestling on the bed and occasionally practicing castle siege on each others rear gates
poor sons of david and their persecution, even though they were expelled long before that
random moor that happens to be more competent than anyone and the ability to talk shit about anyone without losing his head
poor romani people that did nothing wrong, except stealing everything including horses
infidelity is funny!
haha such a funny game
Anonymous No.718059654 >>718066492
>>718059283
Fag game for fags.
Anonymous No.718060202
>>718058337 (OP)
It's good but not as good as the first one.
Anonymous No.718060296 >>718060797
Reminder that there is only one true best girl
Anonymous No.718060797
>>718060296
Based
Anonymous No.718060889 >>718062091 >>718063902 >>718066305 >>718077378 >>718078414 >>718086668
>>718059630
The gay path is hidden; the Jews and the black guy are only hated by stormfront.
Anonymous No.718061130 >>718061986 >>718062014 >>718062561 >>718066492
>You know what this role-playing video game based on medieval Bohemia needs? More arse sex
Warhorse Studios really had this conversation at some point during development and decided to implement it within the game. Why?
Anonymous No.718061986 >>718066492
>>718061130
>one completely optional gay romance to appease the journalists
Anonymous No.718062014
>>718061130
Because they wouldn't get financing if they didn't
How do you not realise this
Anonymous No.718062091
>>718060889
>J
Anonymous No.718062561 >>718064346 >>718066492
>>718061130
and it's Hans on top of it
it's the guy you've built this rivalry-friendship with
your best bud
guy you're stuck with for two games and a third one if there ever is one
whatever your choose for Henry to do, it is now confirmed that Hans lusts after your asshole and you have no choice but to stick with him regardless

the knew full well a lot of people will think this has poisoned the entire story
and they went ahead with it anyway
Anonymous No.718063902
>>718060889
>stormfront
that's a name I haven't heard in long time
Anonymous No.718063943 >>718064096 >>718064130 >>718066280 >>718075975
>>718058337 (OP)
no one even talks about this game. the first game you would see numerous threads and henry memes everywhere
this game really must have been fucking shit
Anonymous No.718064096 >>718064317
>>718063943
it's basically the first game but better, there isn't much stuff to talk about except the gay sex memes
Anonymous No.718064130 >>718064273
>>718063943
Retard
Anonymous No.718064198 >>718064280 >>718066492
How can a flop be a goty?
It's not even profitable yet with all the marketing
Anonymous No.718064273
>>718064130
nigger
Anonymous No.718064280 >>718064510 >>718064582 >>718064734
>>718064198
It sold 5 million copies
Anonymous No.718064317 >>718075293
>>718064096
if that were the case people would be talking about it

when a good sequel to a game comes out people dont shut the fuck up about it
Anonymous No.718064346 >>718066492
>>718062561
This is my real issue with it, it recontextualizes their relationship. Why is the gay romance option the ONLY romance option in the game that ties back to characters from the first game? And no that Theresa ending they cobbled together in 5 minutes doesn't count.
Anonymous No.718064430 >>718064692
Best rpg ive played in a long time. If not ever
But it makes low iq incels rage for some reason lol
Anonymous No.718064510
>>718064280
I'm yet to see an announcement for 4mil thouhg
Anonymous No.718064546 >>718064584
>>718058337 (OP)
Mine as well but mostly because nothing else interested me
Still pretty good and I liked smithing, but why'd they have to dumb combat down like that
Imagine actually listening to fags that got filtered hard by the first game
sage No.718064582
>>718064280
grim
Anonymous No.718064584
>>718064546
The combat from the first game could have been improved, but they made it way too easy in the second game.
Anonymous No.718064692 >>718064806
>>718064430
Wow that's so funny, hahaha.
Get a life, you're exactly who you are describing with your stupid head cannon.
Anonymous No.718064734 >>718064759
>>718064280
didnt they pull the "3 million players!" gig?
Anonymous No.718064759
>>718064734
That was E33
Anonymous No.718064806 >>718064868
>>718064692
Name a better game or stop crying
Anonymous No.718064851 >>718066637 >>718072807
Have you thanked musa the nigger for inventing seasoning yet?
Anonymous No.718064868 >>718064912 >>718064939
>>718064806
KCD1
Anonymous No.718064912
>>718064868
2 is better
Anonymous No.718064939 >>718091114
>>718064868
It's the same game but 2 has double the content
Anonymous No.718065235
I tried to play it for like 10 hours but everything was so tedious. It made me waste time on some alchemy, blackmithing, picking flowers, carrying bags, slow walking between villages and shitload of cutscenes. I was just wondering when the fun will start, but it never did. Didn't even get to fight anyone after tutorial ended.
Anonymous No.718065291
>>718058337 (OP)
>My Gay Of The Year :)
OP is a faggot
Anonymous No.718065882
>>718058337 (OP)
It was mine too, until suddenly you became the savior of the poor and innocent Jews. That's when I stopped playing it.
Anonymous No.718065913
TRVE
Anonymous No.718066041 >>718066192 >>718083101
Anonymous No.718066192 >>718066675
>>718066041
wtf this looks worse than the first game
why is it so low poly and repetitive
Anonymous No.718066280
>>718063943
/v/tards only latched onto the first game because they thought it was β€œle based trad white man” game when it was just an incredibly janky unpolished game that would make even a Bethesdrone blush
Anonymous No.718066305 >>718066734 >>718075207 >>718077484 >>718090583
>>718060889
Honestly, I didn't like that you had no choice but to help the Jews, especially since the narrative reasons for it weren't very compelling at all.
Heard about the assfucking in advance so worked VERY HARD to avoid it. Fucking stupid that it's in there in the first place though, Capon and Henry should be bros, not buttbuddies.
Anonymous No.718066492
>>718059217
>>718059598
>>718059630
>>718059654
>>718061130
>>718061986
>>718062561
>>718064198
>>718064346
Leftism = worshiping weakness
Heterosexuality = worshiping the weaker sex
Heterosexuality = leftism (mental illness)
Anonymous No.718066637 >>718066813 >>718073450 >>718089454
>>718064851
He gon' steal yo girl white boi.
Anonymous No.718066675
>>718066192
Not really. It's period accurate and makes for a pretty composition, and it would be retarded to add extra polygons just for the sake of it.
Anonymous No.718066729
>>718058337 (OP)
yaaaaas sister slayyyy
Anonymous No.718066734
>>718066305
>VERY HARD
How hard it is to not pick the option with heart on?
Anonymous No.718066813
>>718066637
why are jews like this?
Anonymous No.718068174 >>718077883
I liked it well enough but didnt blow me away like the first one. That might have been in part because the first one was a total surprise.
Im waiting for all the DLC to release to play them, there was quite a bit of bullshit on this one too, i understand people latching on those moments to stir some shit but it also has a couple really high points.
Anonymous No.718068218
i went to kutna hora (kuttenberg) irl. i never intended on going. you wont believe the story of how i ended up there.
Anonymous No.718068621 >>718076173
>>718058337 (OP)
Mine too
>All the Kiwifags and Chuds ITT seething over Warhorse winning
Feels good. Your astroturfed drama didn't do shit kek.
Anonymous No.718071072
>>718059598
Capon is a power bottom
Anonymous No.718072331
>>718058337 (OP)
>Vavra seething something fierce and /v/ denying Musa was in the game before release
never trust them
Anonymous No.718072807 >>718076917 >>718078091 >>718090947
>>718064851
I didn't mind the presence of Musa much. A traveling physician ending up in the court of the Hungarian king would be perfectly plausible. The only thing I thought was retarded was him as a Muslim attending a meeting with a papal legate to resolve a dispute between 2 Christian parties
Anonymous No.718073186 >>718078365 >>718083995
>>718059598
completely optional if you don't want to see it.
Anonymous No.718073450 >>718074169
>>718066637
>Imagine giving a fuck about a 40yo that had a Cuman train run on her.
Anonymous No.718074169 >>718074357 >>718089858
>>718073450
>implying 40-year-old women can get pregnant
Anonymous No.718074323
>>718058337 (OP)
Same. It's so fucking good but retards would rather get caught in insignificant little details
Anonymous No.718074357 >>718075107
>>718074169
Katherine was the definition of built for bbc.
Anonymous No.718074410
looks boring
Anonymous No.718075107
>>718074357
Built for BHC you mean
Anonymous No.718075207 >>718075328
>>718066305
Jews hate friendship and honor so that’s why they did it.
Anonymous No.718075293
>>718064317
>when a good sequel to a game comes out people dont shut the fuck up about it
not really, /v/ only mentions new releases to shit on them unless it's the latest fromslop or tendie bullshit
Anonymous No.718075328 >>718075389 >>718075450
>>718075207
Yes but not in the way you think
Anonymous No.718075389
>>718075328
Homosexuality is a Jewish belief you dumbass
Anonymous No.718075430
Loved KCD1, but fuck KCD 2 and JewVavra. Didn't even feel like pirating it.

Imagine paying money to fuck your jewish halfbrother and dig dirt to build golems for the jews. Cringe game.
Anonymous No.718075450 >>718075504 >>718075749
>>718075328
Most sources show that greek "homosexuality" was made up after the fact.
Anonymous No.718075504 >>718076215
>>718075450
>no you don't understand they were just pretending to be fags
Anonymous No.718075712 >>718075861
Greek homosexuality was always just pederasty, it was never two men of similar ages in a equal relationship.
While it was accepted, it was seen as a vice similar to being a drunkard or maybe having a weird fetish.
Anonymous No.718075749
>>718075450
Yep, the Jews managed to convince everyone for the past 2,000 years it was real..
Anonymous No.718075861
>>718075712
>it was seen as a vice similar to being a drunkard or maybe having a weird fetish
This isn't really true. It was multifaceted. You see a lot of idealization of it. There were statues erected to Harmodius and Aristogeiton in democratic cities all over the Greek peninsula. Plato, though he dislikes the sexual consummation, still makes the pederastic relationship the lynchpin of his philosophical project and has so much poetic diction about the beauty of male eros.
Anonymous No.718075975
>>718063943
Nobody talks about it on /v/ for obvious reasons. It's still better than the first and a top tier open world rpg
Anonymous No.718076082
Heinrich got his booty stretched lol
Anonymous No.718076173 >>718081697
>>718068621
>tranime
Anonymous No.718076176 >>718076513
>game makes mention of Jews
>/v/ instantly goes full /pol/
Anonymous No.718076215
>>718075504
NTA but homosexuality was not as big as people pretend in Ancient Greece. Also Ancient Greece was not a country, it's a historical period of over a thousand years comprising multiple nation states, multiples ideologies and schools of thoughts. Homosexuality was far from tolerated everywhere. Homosexuality also wasn't accepted as a means to access pleasure, a sexual identity, but a process to become someone, something. A bit like your father taking you out to hunt or to fish, to bond and share something on a personal level. Homosexuality wasn't thought as an alternative to a regular heterosexual relationship.
Anonymous No.718076375
>>718059598
It's always hilarious how the "I'm so straight and hate gays" fags always seem to end up getting fucked in the ass through their own choices.
Anonymous No.718076396 >>718090435
No way Hal is the bottom.
Hans is his princess in distress.
Anonymous No.718076476
>>718058337 (OP)
>>718059217
>GOY-T
Anonymous No.718076513 >>718076640 >>718076703 >>718077123
>>718076176
>half the game is about saving kikes from muh antisemites
>why do you always have to bring up jews, chud?
Anonymous No.718076640 >>718076749 >>718076945 >>718090685
>>718076513
>half the game is about saving kikes from muh antisemites
nigger that's 1 quest. You go through 60% of the game before Jews are even mentioned
Anonymous No.718076703
>>718076513
this.
nuke israel btw
Anonymous No.718076749
>>718076640
sorry jewra. the secret's out
Anonymous No.718076837
>>718059283
It's a game about being a shabbos goy. That's as woke as it gets.
Anonymous No.718076917
>>718072807
This is an awful cope because it’s clear the mother fucker was hamfisted into the game also he’s not a moor, he’s from Mali. And he makes that clear since he does nothing but suck them off while saying what a shithole Bohemia is.
Anonymous No.718076920 >>718077124 >>718077209
let me guess: you can't kill the black or jewish npc and are railroaded into helping them
Anonymous No.718076945
>>718076640
Why do you expect /v/ niggas to actually play the games they talk about?
Anonymous No.718077123 >>718077243
>>718076513
yes anon, half the game is about the jews and the other half is about gay sex with capon
this is what the game is, I would know, I read it on /v/!
Anonymous No.718077124 >>718077172
>>718076920
Mostly correct.
You can let your Jewish step-half-brother die at the end, and you get scolded for it.
Anonymous No.718077132 >>718078767
>didn't play the first one for any political reasons
>Enjoyed the game
>Didn't play the second one of any political reasons
>Enjoyed the game

As simple as that.
Anonymous No.718077172
>>718077124
if I ever play the game I will make sure to go with this option lol
Anonymous No.718077209
>>718076920
You can kill all the non story related jews.
Anonymous No.718077243
>>718077123
sorry, daniel. shan't be boughting
Anonymous No.718077378
>>718060889
>The gay path is hidden
Literally one dialog option in the main story. A single click. It's not hidden. I don't understand why you faggots keep saying that.
Anonymous No.718077484 >>718077983
>>718066305
>still bought it
You're part of the problem.
As soon as I saw the fictional wakandan being so much smarter and more enlightened and respectful of women than those savage White people I lost all interest in the game. Never bought it. Won't bother pirating.
I heard the wakandan fucks Henry's new love interest and if you don't decide to forgive her the game treats that as the negative choice
Anonymous No.718077601
so if you fuck Hans are you in a fag relationship with him afterwards or is it never referenced again and treated as an awkward one night stand?

it's such a weird design choice considering your prior relationship with him
Anonymous No.718077858 >>718078001 >>718078196 >>718078391 >>718079319 >>718079554
it's gay that people don't discuss fucking VIDEO GAMES on the VIDEO GAME BOARD. I just want know if this game is good in terms of its mechanics. I'm playing the first game right now, and it's good. a little jank, but otherwise good. people say the combat sucks, but then neglect to mention that the only reason it sucks in the beginning is because the game is heavily reliant on perks, and if you don't have them, you're going to suck shit at the combat. it's not going to feel satisfying, you're going to struggle. as you increase skill with your weapon of choice, as you gain essential stat improvements and learn a few combat techniques, and appropriately arm yourself, the game becomes bearable. yes it's still eurojank as sin, but it's not terrible necessarily.

the side quests are dope, I just did this one where you gotta break into the monastery and steal a heretical book that's under lock and key and filled with knowledge on the arcane arts so you can help a village woman deal with a supposed haunting. it's reminiscent of the witcher without being over the top high fantasy and manages to stay grounded.

also I don't trust you fuckers because you all cried about the 'a woman's lot' DLC saying it's bad but in fact it's kino and you're all retarded. so as long as the second game manages to be a bit more refined in its mechanics, the quality of the writing stays more or less consistent, and the side quests manage to be captivating, then it's probably still good.

but no, you don't care about the actual content of the game, you just want to have a thinly veiled politics thread. fuck you for that. go to /pol/ you fucking retards.
Anonymous No.718077883 >>718078191 >>718081475
>>718068174
I feel like Blackrock must've seen a game about Europeans defending their homeland from violent savages brought in by someone who is supposed to be in charge of that protecting that land getting mildly popular and shut that shit down QUICK
Anonymous No.718077983 >>718079124
>>718077484
>instead of having fun playing the game, I chose to seethe about it all day for months, this is the correct way of doing things
ok lmao
Anonymous No.718077994
>>718059283
lol lying ass bitch but that's beside the point, you could fill it with 100 more fags and musas but it doesnt change how utterly fucking boring the game was
Anonymous No.718078001 >>718078626
>>718077858
the gameplay is mostly minor improvements to the firist game, similar but less janky

I don't mind the jewish characters because they were active in Bohemia at the time but the gay sex was weird and the black character is legit embarrassing, you can tell immediately it was a DEI mandate because it sticks out so badly compared to the rest of the game
Anonymous No.718078050 >>718078172
Saying you like this game is equivalent to admitting you like getting fucked in the ass
Anonymous No.718078091
>>718072807
No, a fucking Malian being in that area at that time is not fucking plausible you stupid asshole.
Let alone that Malian being educated and respectful of women when women weren't allowed to wear clothes and would routinely be cannibalized in Mali at the time. It's completely fucking absurd. He might as well have been from Wakanda
Anonymous No.718078172
>>718078050
there is nothing wrong with anal stimulation during sex, I love putting a vibrator up my butt
Anonymous No.718078191 >>718078230 >>718078610 >>718078894
>>718077883
I work in the industry and it's common knowledge that this is exactly what happened with KCD:II.
Anonymous No.718078196 >>718078297 >>718078626 >>718079094 >>718079451 >>718079656
>>718077858
It's good, it's much, MUCH more polished than the first one, runs really well and the combat is better, while still being unique.
Seriously, it blew me away how well it runs and how bugless it was after the shitshow that the release of the first game was. The game was fun, I finished one playthrough trying to 100% as much as I can (in terms of quests, not achievements). I'm now waiting for a couple DLCs to release before picking it up again. If you liked the first one, you'll love KCD2, it's basically more of the same but much more polished.
Anonymous No.718078230
>>718078191
what games did you make
Anonymous No.718078297 >>718079656
>>718078196
Based enjoyer
Anonymous No.718078365
>>718073186
Being an option means they retconned them both into being gay the whole time. Completely ruins a great story of enemies to brothers retroactively.
Doesn't matter though because I knew I was never going to play it as soon as the fictional African doctor was leaked.
I knew if they were so desperate to hide that from marketing there were definitely other problems too, and I was right
Anonymous No.718078391 >>718078626 >>718091773
>>718077858
>you all cried about the 'a woman's lot' DLC saying it's bad but in fact it's kino and you're all retarded.
cant fix dogshit taste you projecting faggot
Anonymous No.718078414
>>718058337 (OP)
KCD 1 was a neat, no BS kinda game, and the director seemed reliable in his opinions, defending his view against people often complaining about not having, say, a black character in medieval Bohemia... what made him change so much? Why did he decide to add on the very next game a bunch of deliberate 'woke' things?

I dunno man, it just stinks like something completely artificial to me.

>>718060889
>The gay path is hidden
It shouldn't even be an option in the first place.
Anonymous No.718078475 >>718078535 >>718078763
I have the first game on steam I bought it in a sale years ago, should I try it?
Anonymous No.718078535 >>718078560 >>718081172
>>718078475
You have to be a somewhat autistic white male from Europe to enjoy it
Anonymous No.718078560
>>718078535
I'm welsh and autistic
Anonymous No.718078610
>>718078191
this
Anonymous No.718078626 >>718080598 >>718091773
>>718078001
politics aside, yes it's a tad weird to even have homosexuality crop up in a game like this, one that is so religious in its inspiration and subject matter and during a time period where homosexuality would've been punished by death, but the black character is just whatever. people travel, and every country is going to have its share of immigrants.
>>718078196
sounds promising.
>>718078391
I'll give you one chance to give me actual constructive criticism of this DLC. go ahead, the floor is yours. if not, then eat shit.
Anonymous No.718078763
>>718078475
The first one is good, combat is a bit janky, but you get used to it.

I think you might enjoy it if you like a somewhat realistic medieval experience.
Anonymous No.718078767
>>718077132
As soon as the Wakandan starts lecturing Henry about being from where they respect women and don't have any criminals compared to Europe I would completely fall out of the game. I would just see the feminist bitch typing the script while HR looks over her shoulder
Anonymous No.718078894 >>718080826
>>718078191
But how can they influence the developers to do an 180ΒΊ? Is it just money? Is it through threats?
Anonymous No.718079094
>>718078196
and with bonus gay sex and nigger worship, two things nu-/v/ loves
Anonymous No.718079124 >>718079269 >>718081375
>>718077983
>being lectured that Africans were actually more educated and enlightened than Euporeans is so much fun, I love role playing fictional Africans fucking my girlfriend
Ok lmao
You act like I'm missing out. As if I want to play this game so bad but I just can't.
It's just that I had no interest in it once I saw the leaks of the wakandan character, and that was before it leaked that they made Henry and Hans gay too
Anonymous No.718079269 >>718079793
>>718079124
You should have just said that you're a cuck obsessed /pol/nigger instead of pretending that you're trying to have a normal discussion of a video game.
Anonymous No.718079319 >>718082543
>>718077858
Besides the wakandan main story character that fucks Henry's new girl and retconning Henry and Hans to wanting to fuck eachother in the ass the whole time?
They dumbed the combat down and made it way easier for journalists since they knew more of them would be getting paid to play it and advertise for them
Anonymous No.718079451 >>718081814
>>718078196
>make it way easier and dumber
>"it's so much better than the first one!"
Ya that makes sense. The sequels target audience are people who hated the first one and wrote articles about it being too White
Anonymous No.718079554
>>718077858
>also I don't trust you fuckers because you all cried about the 'a woman's lot' DLC saying it's bad but in fact it's kino and you're all retarded
Genuinely such a dogshit contrarian opinion. You sound like a tasteless moron, lmao.
Anonymous No.718079656 >>718081814 >>718082442
>>718078196
>>718078297
This is some of the most inorganic posts I've read on /v/. You HAVE to be a paid shill, otherwise you really are just a massive loser.
Anonymous No.718079793 >>718080301
>>718079269
>wtf why aren't you interested in these characters being retcon'd to be gay eachother and this fictional African that fucks all the girls in your historical fiction simulator?
Maybe you're too desensitized. That's just gross to me
Anonymous No.718080301 >>718080742
>>718079793
>continues seething about cucks and fags
Is this what constantly goes on in the head of a typical /pol/fag? Interracial sex and faggotry?
Anonymous No.718080598
>>718078626
>but the black character is just whatever. people travel, and every country is going to have its share of immigrants.
Except that in the past the main dev was extremely adamant about how there were no black people in medieval Bohemia, and most historians he consulted with found the concept laughable. And then after he partnered up with an AAA company he changed his views to "a-ackshually there black people that visited Bohemia and they were all merchants and noblemen and shit". And that's without going into how Musa says stuff like "the Mali Kingdom respected women" with nothing within the game suggesting that he's lying, or how Henry acts like he's being watched by the HR crew whenever he interacts with Musa and how he never talks back to him when he keeps shitting on Bohemia.
With the gay option you can at least cope by saying "Henry might've been into men in KCD1 too, it's just that he never acted on it!!", but the whole Musa shit is clearly just Warhammer bending the knee to a larger company that's forcefully shoving their agenda into a game that has nothing to do with it. I fucking hate how most people are too retarded to understand that.
Anonymous No.718080742 >>718081341
>>718080301
I think you're projecting or something. I saw thing I don't like and decided not to buy the game. I saw discussion of the game and joined in. What part of this is obsessive to you?
I guess I could say the same about your obsessive defending of the DEI. Why do you seethe when people don't want to play games with lecturing wakanadans, cucking, and retroactive homosexuality?
Anonymous No.718080826 >>718080946 >>718083115 >>718083235
>>718078894
Didn't Varga make a statement saying that he was pretty much forced by Embracer or Blackrock to add a bunch of woke stuff into KCD2 and then vehemently defend it?
Anonymous No.718080946 >>718081345
>>718080826
No lmao. He only made statements defending the DEI
Anonymous No.718081172
>>718078535
I'm Guatemalan from the USA and it's my favorite game.
Anonymous No.718081341 >>718085759
>>718080742
>I saw a nigger for 15 minutes total in a 100 hour game and him fucking white women is the only thing on my mind now, i'm not obsessed, actually, you are!
kek
Anonymous No.718081345 >>718083115 >>718083235
>>718080946
That's what he did when KCD2 first came out, but 2-3 months ago he said in an interview that he was forced to add DEI in his game or something like that.
Anonymous No.718081375 >>718085821
>>718079124
Honestly, you anti woke fags lost me completely with how much you cried about this game. No different from woke people crying about stupid shit in games they don’t play. It’s just so embarrassing.
Anonymous No.718081475
>>718077883
I hate the fact that you're most likely right, and that the general public will never realize this or be willing to acknowledge it.
Anonymous No.718081697
>>718076173
Keep being new and retarded Latinx tourist :)
Anonymous No.718081814
>>718079451
The first game wasn't that hard either. Stop acting like KCD1 combat is good.
>>718079656
You lost Nigger.
Anonymous No.718081823
>>718058337 (OP)
ur gay
Anonymous No.718081993 >>718082192 >>718082443 >>718084857
>mfw vavra is still seething at the leaks
Anonymous No.718082192 >>718082263 >>718082313
>>718081993
What's he doing now?
Anonymous No.718082263 >>718082523
>>718082192
he's ITT right now
Anonymous No.718082313
>>718082192
Praying moloch and pagan gods
Anonymous No.718082442
>>718079656
>Enjoying a video game??? this can't be....
Anonymous No.718082443 >>718083505
>>718081993
what leaks?
Anonymous No.718082523
>>718082263
wouldn't surprise me kek
Anonymous No.718082541 >>718082617
>>718058337 (OP)
My favorite part was when Henry gay raped a child and then the devs covered it up.
Anonymous No.718082543 >>718085889
>>718079319
>Besides the wakandan main story character that fucks Henry's new girl
stfu you didn't play the game/
Anonymous No.718082617
>>718082541
>he was 23 year old you sick fuck!!!
Anonymous No.718082991 >>718083217
>>718059283
Forcefully including negroes in out of place setting is a core element of wokeness though
And having said negro spread afrocentrist revisionist about how his Wakanda was more advanced than Europe was just the cherry on the cake
Anonymous No.718083101 >>718083680
>>718066041
Looks so backward compared to the super advanced Wakanda of Mali...
Anonymous No.718083114 >>718083406 >>718083626
Why are Ch/v/ds' so obsessed with this game? This thread is full of people (who didn’t even play the game) lying and implying, not to mention that KCD1 also aligns with current /v/ standards
Anonymous No.718083115
>>718081345
>>718080826
But again, how do they force the developers? Do they bribe them? Do they threat to harm the company, what is it they do?
Anonymous No.718083217 >>718083494 >>718083680
>>718082991
The comment he makes about treating women better was absolute bs, but the Islamic world during this time was going through a scientific golden age.
Anonymous No.718083235
>>718081345
>>718080826
Can you post the source for that? I've heard it many times, but I've never seen a link to an article or an actual video
Anonymous No.718083406
>>718083114
it's just /v/ being /v/. They saw 1 screenshot of a black guy in Bohemia and made that the entire identity of the game.
Anonymous No.718083494 >>718084000
>>718083217
>scientific golden age
not in fucking mali
Anonymous No.718083505
>>718082443
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.718083626
>>718083114
>retards sperg out about a game they haven't played
I mean, this is extremely normal for nu-/v/
Anonymous No.718083680 >>718084000 >>718084534
>>718083217
The islamic world =/= Mali
Mali was a shithole on the far reach of the known world, isolated from it by a giant desert.
Pic related is how the most advanced city of Mali looked.
Here >>718083101 is the most advanced building they left behind, in an era when Europe was building castles and cathedrals.

Medieval Europe invented revolutionary stuff that would then shape the world, like the printing press, fire arms, clocks, eyeglasses...
Medieval Mali invented or discovered literally nothing. All they did was buy and stockpile arabic books in one of their ugly sandcastles.
Anonymous No.718083705 >>718083758
I'm more offended by the jews than the nigger
Anonymous No.718083758 >>718084472
>>718083705
>I am offended!
Leftoids, rightoids, what's the difference? I can't tell at this point
Anonymous No.718083995 >>718084435
>>718073186
Completely fucking irrelevant. The fact they spent resources on it means they could have made the game better/longer instead. They won't ever get my money.
Anonymous No.718084000 >>718084640
>>718083494
>>718083680
They literally just came out of a period where their boss nigger was so incredibly rich that he tanked the value of gold, because he started touring the Muslim world and giving away his wealth in alms
Anonymous No.718084435 >>718085287
>>718083995
>A thirty second cut scene prevented the rest of the game from being longer/better.
Anonymous No.718084472
>>718083758
>Leftoids, rightoids, what's the difference?
None, because both worship kikes. Kill yourself faggot, I'm not helping jews
Anonymous No.718084512
>>718058337 (OP)
Boring jewish nigger gay medieval simulator part 2.
>GOTY
American opinion really matter to this board, like u couldn't believe...
Anonymous No.718084534 >>718084839 >>718085231
>>718083680
>in an era when Europe was building castles and cathedrals.
If all you have available is sand and a few trees and bushes you can't really expect them to build the Notre-Dame
Anonymous No.718084640 >>718092330
>>718084000
They were "rich" because they had lot of gold in their soil, not because of civilizational advancement.
Their geographical isolation meant that they could never use that lucky gold to really modernize their shithole.
Mali was literally unknown to the outside world until Mansa Musa decided to go on hajj to Mecca.
Crossing the entire Sahara desert was something barely anyone would ever do in that era.
The "trade routes" mainly consisted in rare and occasional caravans forming a "chain", with each going from a specific point to another point, trading the merchandise and turning back. Goods crossed the whole desert, but people did not.

So when Mansa Musa arrived to Egypt, his shithole was still unkown.
He dropped gold left and right and myths started to form about his Wakanda.
Pretty much everything we "known" about the Mali Empire comes from a dude named Al-Umari who gathered the testimonies of Egyptian officials who had heard the testimonies of Mansa Musa's men during his visit.
Basically just a bunch of exaggerated and dubious hearsays that went though a chain of oral retellings.
After that Mansa Musa went back to his shithole and never travelled outside of Mali again.
Anonymous No.718084839
>>718084534
Mali is fully of rocks.
What they lacked was not rocks but a high enough level of civilizational advancement to be able to dig quarries and master stonemasonery.
Anonymous No.718084857 >>718084975 >>718085413
>>718081993
Yeah bro, he's seething about the leaks that ended up costing him millions of sold copies. What is he gonna do without Chudbux?
Anonymous No.718084975 >>718085413
>>718084857
A based game would've sold 88 chuzilion copies.
Anonymous No.718085193 >>718086883
Kinda funny how KCD thread on /v/ instantly go full /pol/ whereas /kcdg/ is nothing but Hansry posts.
Anonymous No.718085231
>>718084534
Here's what medieval Yemen was building with mud
There is just no excuse for the primitiveness of Malian architecture
Anonymous No.718085287
>>718084435
Yes, could have added 30 seconds of non faggot cutscene/story
Anonymous No.718085413 >>718085561 >>718087078
>>718084857
>>718084975
>I m-made 6 gorillion dollars anyway you nazi chud!
Anonymous No.718085561 >>718087353
>>718085413
>"""jewish""" game is a massive success
>this somehow owns the jews
...?
Anonymous No.718085683
>>718058337 (OP)
You are probably a white supremacist
Anonymous No.718085759
>>718081341
Actually I saw one in leaks and decided not to buy. I don't know why this is such a big deal to you
Anonymous No.718085821
>>718081375
What do you mean you? Who do you think you're even replying to?
Anonymous No.718085889
>>718082543
You're right about that at least
Anonymous No.718086582
Have they buffed the non-sword weapons yet or do they still get mogged by the master-strike swords?
Anonymous No.718086668
>>718060889
>stormfront
damn bro is it 2015 again?
Anonymous No.718086745 >>718087665
>>718058337 (OP)
Great game but I laughed at Katherines oversized WEG tits at the end. They looked off model
Anonymous No.718086883 >>718087303 >>718089314
>>718085193
there's a middle ground between nu-v's pol and vg being /lgbt/ vidya discussion
unironically kcd reddit is better than either
Anonymous No.718087078 >>718087353
>>718085413
>literally expanding the studio and hosting events
sounds like success to me
Anonymous No.718087303 >>718087382 >>718088052
>>718086883
Are those are the girls that Henry likes that the wakandan fucks
Anonymous No.718087353 >>718087576 >>718087741 >>718090553
>>718085561
>>718087078
>he's still going
I'm not buying your game. might pirate when all the kike stuff gets removed
Anonymous No.718087382
>>718087303
musa is an incel
Anonymous No.718087576
>>718087353
>might pirate
warhorse won.
Anonymous No.718087665 >>718093465
>>718086745
Rosa's weird as well. She's got a modest chest in her dress, but in the sex scene she's suddenly stacked like a Dead or Alive girl.
Anonymous No.718087741
>>718087353
>might pirate when all the kike stuff gets removed
so never...
Anonymous No.718088052
>>718087303
Cope harder bro, JBW is rule all over the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLs_mMoWPYg
Anonymous No.718088421 >>718088931 >>718088981
the context of this character, musa of mali, is that he shows up in a few missions as an npc, though it seems pretty inconsequential to note because he doesn't appear to be a primary character. so is the whole controversy behind this character that rightoids are big mad that this nigger isn't contributing to their 13/50 statistic or something?

as for historical accuracy, I don't care. yes, the game goes to some effort to produce a historically accurate portrayal of 15th century bohemia, and that is commendable, but it's still very clearly a work of fiction. it's not like the devs are asking you to believe that an entire legion of black africans lived in and participated in the culture of medieval bohemia, simply that one character was able to travel there for whatever reason. a cursory search on this character reveals that he's not even a huge part of the game, so I struggle to understand why you care so much.

and now I have to read about the supposed homosexuality of henry the main character to see how you faggots are misconstruing what's actually in the game.
Anonymous No.718088886 >>718089120 >>718089874 >>718091747
>About to get into a battle that you may not live
>Your best bro is there
>He tells to be careful
>Your options are either "I care about you" and "I know"
>The first leads to gay sex
>The other proceeds you forward
Why wouldn't I tell someone whose basically like a brother to me, I care bout them, before a battle that may end in one of us losing our life? The relationship that was built between the two in the first game is constantly muddied in the second game. A reminder that modern media HATES men having bro-tier relationships, because for some reason you can't care about your bro without it turning gay.
Anonymous No.718088931 >>718090225
>>718088421
The controversy mostly comes from Musa being portrayed as a genius and Vavra saying that there were no Niggers in 15th century Bohemia. As for the Hansry debacle, a community manager once told an obvious troll that Henry is canonically heterosexual so he could get him to shut up. Yes, a community manager. Not the lead dev, not a writer, a community manager who was basically taking the role of a janitor in the comments sections.
Anonymous No.718088981 >>718090225
>>718088421
>and now I have to read about the supposed homosexuality of henry the main character to see how you faggots are misconstruing what's actually in the game.
It's all optional and clearly telegraphed what choices lead to a sausage in the poop chute, so unless you have the brain capacity of a fruit fly it's impossible to accidently stumble into it. There, saved you the time.
Anonymous No.718089120 >>718089684
>>718088886
another faggot who didn't actually play the game and got al his knowledge from /v/ seething.
Anonymous No.718089314
>>718086883
stay there then
Anonymous No.718089454
>>718066637
>Turns up to be a limp dick that does literally nothing in the entirety of the game besides one cutscene.
>Tells you to get married and have kids
>Laments that the only part of his country he got to see is a muddy shit hill
>Compliments the natural beauty of the country side
>Likes woman
>Like wine
>Like his country
Anonymous No.718089684 >>718089851 >>718089976
>>718089120
Yeah, I'm not going to play your fag game. I'll be here to dab on you all when E33 wins GOTY and RPG of the year.
Anonymous No.718089851 >>718089983 >>718089984
>>718089684
>Yeah, I'm not going to play your fag game.
What a shame, I'm sure Vavra is seething over the few bucks he didn't get from you.
>I'll be here to dab on you all when E33 wins GOTY and RPG of the year.
E33 is woke though? It has more Blacks than KCD2.
Anonymous No.718089858
>>718074169
My got me at 42.
Anonymous No.718089874
>>718088886
oi vey you sounds like a homophobe
Anonymous No.718089976
>>718089684
>Yeah, I'm not going to play your fag game
you are talking about passionately.
Anonymous No.718089983 >>718090080
>>718089851
E33 is a good game thoughever unlike KCD2
Anonymous No.718089984 >>718090198
>>718089851
nice try leftoid
Anonymous No.718090080
>>718089983
KCD2 is an actual rpg while EE3 is J"rpg"
Anonymous No.718090198
>>718089984
Black people aren't woke anymore?
Anonymous No.718090225 >>718090586
>>718088931
>>718088981
well I won't lie, it would be kind of irksome to me if nintendo or konami or whoever decided to not only publicly commentate on the sexuality of a beloved and well established character (samus aran or solid snake, for example), but shove into their next game affirmations to that effect, or give players the option to explore the character's sexuality in some ambiguous way.

I'm about 60 hours into the first game, thus far, homosexuality hasn't appeared once, but to be fair I've just spent the majority of the game fucking around, picking herbs, fighting random bandits, and doing a few side quests, so maybe I need to play more to see any shred of this topic. however, I do know that henry is established early on as a heteronormative kinda guy; he's got a cute barmaid girlfriend, he's got the affections of some of her friends (in the a woman's lot DLC, henry and theresa have a moment of sexual tension and from what I understand you can woo her later on), and once his village is razed to the ground, lady stephanie of talmburg all but sits on his dick the moment she gets the chance. it's safe to say that henry is straight, or at least never had the opportunity nor the inclination to explore any sexual alternatives.

I understand the point that it's an RPG, but it's not like players are making their own custom characters here. people would be equally outraged if cd projekt red made geralt of rivia a homosexual, or even a bisexual, man. you can't establish a particular sentiment and then just walk back on it later, it shits in the face of established character development and will leave a sour taste in anyone's mouth.
Anonymous No.718090435
>>718076396
No shit, given what a prissy bitch Hans is in the game
Anonymous No.718090553 >>718094645 >>718096481
>>718087353
I'm starting to think that the guy who had massive meltdowns in BG3 and Elden Ring threads about some "dragonirian" fag was right. This retard does seem to be monitoring /v/ 24/7, just sperging out all day.
Anonymous No.718090583
>>718066305
>can fuck Hans
>player choice, chud! just don't pick the option

>can't ignore or oppose your surrogate half-brother
>predefined character, chud! Henry cares for his para-family and is tolerant, that's not up to the player!
Anonymous No.718090586
>>718090225
shut up bigot Henry is bi now.
Anonymous No.718090685
>>718076640
And this 1 nigger won't buy, pirate or play your grift game jewra
Anonymous No.718090947 >>718091745
>>718072807
it wouldn't be any more plausible for a Malian physician to end up in Bohemia, then it would be for a Bohemian scientist to end up in Mali.
and I can assure you, and most people who see no problem with Musa can also assure you, there were no Bohemians in 1400s Mali
Anonymous No.718091114
>>718064939
But none of the sovl.
Anonymous No.718091745
>>718090947
That's because a Bohemian scientist hasn't got any business in Mali. But it would be perfectly reasonable for a Malian physician to travel to cities like Constantinople where he might learn about the conflict between Sigismund and Wenceslas.
Anonymous No.718091747 >>718095719
>>718088886
It's "kiss him", not "i care about you". For the kiss option to appear you have to flirt with him multiple times throughout the game.

But alas, homophobes cant resist flirting and kissing men when opportunity presents itself. So its obviously up to the media to remove those options entirely.

Kys
Anonymous No.718091773 >>718092345
>>718078391
>>718078626
theresa's playable section is bad. there is way too much stealth and combat is impractical since you can't wear armor. also not that many choices to make and no consequences as far I remember.
Johanka's quest on the other hand is great. It's full of choices with real consequences, also consequences for your entire playthrough that far and it caters to all playstyles.
It's a mixed DLC, not awful, not kino. Should have just sold them separately.
Anonymous No.718092028
Henry can get drugged and raped in this game. That's based, no?
Anonymous No.718092330
>>718084640
I respect the effort, but 'I fuckin' love history!' concepts like Moors being black or Mansa Musa giving away money to poor Venetians entrenched themselves through brevity.
Anonymous No.718092345 >>718092882
>>718091773
I am biased, but I like stealth, so it wasn't a problem for me. on top that, there was no combat from what I can remember, aside from being able to fight off a few cumans, but it made more sense to just stealth kill them or run away. the section where you have to locate the lost stolen silver in the mine shaft was great, and I thought theresa's story was relatable. they did a good job at establishing her as a "strong female character". she's not samus aran or lara croft strong, and you could argue that her actions were unrealistic, but I think it's the kind of "female empowerment" or female representation in video games that you can't complain about unless you straight up hate women. also she's a lot less obnoxious than other female characters, like ellie from the last of us, for example.
>johanka's quest
if johanka has a DLC dedicated to her, I haven't played it yet so maybe it's a lot better.
Anonymous No.718092432
>>718058337 (OP)
still remember when /v/ was in denial about it
was hilarious
Anonymous No.718092882
>>718092345
>if johanka has a DLC dedicated to her
You need to advance the main quest to a certain point for it to become available
Anonymous No.718093465 >>718093606
>>718087665
>cum inside this whore
>I'm not going to marry (You) anyway
Anonymous No.718093606
>>718093465
Why would a noblewoman marry a stinking bastard peasant?
Anonymous No.718094634 >>718095103 >>718095459
It's 2018 and Kingdom Come Deliverance comes out. It's a neat idea for a game that /v/ is actually able to discuss because it's on le right based gamer side.

It's 2025 and its sequel comes out. It's on le wrong side. /vpol/ shits up every single thread about it.
Anonymous No.718094645 >>718094951 >>718095234 >>718095237
>>718090553
I love bg3 tho. it's woke, but nowhere as malicious as KCD2
Anonymous No.718094951 >>718095393
>>718094645
lol
Anonymous No.718095103 >>718095372
>>718094634
vpol is really getting out of hand these days
>i didn't play the but here's my opinion.
Anonymous No.718095234
>>718094645
lmao, even
Anonymous No.718095237 >>718095393
>>718094645
>malicious as KCD2
You are seething about helping jews or what?
Anonymous No.718095372 >>718095634
>>718095103
>these days
Been 13 years of this shit, bro. In comparison, there were only around 10 years of when /v/ wasn't /vpol/ infested.
Anonymous No.718095393 >>718095528
>>718094951
>>718095237
yep. being a gay jewish golem with a nigger friend in medieval Bohemia is worse than a bunch of random gay NPCs in fantasy California. shan't be supporting either company in the future tho
Anonymous No.718095459 >>718095795
>>718094634
if you don't like it you can go back~
Anonymous No.718095524
I don't care about the gay stuff or the black guy.
The guy is simply boring to play. Too many fetch quests and the sword combat is lame.
Anonymous No.718095528 >>718095642
>>718095393
>Pick gay romance option
>Wtf I am gay now????
Also you are really upset that game makes you side with the less powerful?
Anonymous No.718095634
>>718095372
I think there was major shift around 2024 before that it was little restricted.
Not it's every single time
>It's woke
>Not the female protagonist in my game
>Woke woke woke
Anonymous No.718095642 >>718096084
>>718095528
seethe all you want vavra. still not buying
Anonymous No.718095719
>>718091747
okay predditor
Anonymous No.718095795 >>718095876
>>718095459
Play the games, nigger.
Anonymous No.718095876 >>718096084
>>718095795
not playing your gay game and even if I wanted to play a gay game I would play BG3
Anonymous No.718095892
>>718058337 (OP)
Too easy. On the second map you literally have an infinite end game equipment and infinite money farm.
Anonymous No.718095941
>>718059630
I killed every single gypsy in the camp, what's you problem?
Anonymous No.718096084 >>718096292 >>718096345
>>718095642
>>718095876
Dude, I love retardation
>I won't even touch your game, I'll just spend hours arguing against it, because my time is literally worthless.
Anonymous No.718096292 >>718096758
>>718096084
And you'll spend hours defending it.
Anonymous No.718096345 >>718096505 >>718096758 >>718096867
>>718096084
if I can save ONE White man from falling for your scam, it's worth it. also still not buying. remove the jews and the niggers and I'll consider pirating it
Anonymous No.718096481 >>718096619
>>718090553
he does seem to be mentally ill considering the amount of frogs posted in the thread
Anonymous No.718096505
>>718096345
Autism
Anonymous No.718096553
>>718058337 (OP)
Nice poopdick Henry, you literally had no choice.
Anonymous No.718096619 >>718096873 >>718097014
>>718096481
>vavra doesn't like frogs
I wonder why
Anonymous No.718096758
>>718096292
Yeah because I like the game :D
I like video games.
>>718096345
K, Wait for the patch 8.8
Anonymous No.718096867 >>718097069
>>718096345
or you can just pirate it and realize the part you're so butthurt over is almost non-existent
Anonymous No.718096873 >>718097183
>>718096619
what normal person has that many frog pictures saved?
Anonymous No.718097014
>>718096619
Huge for reddit the frog.
Anonymous No.718097069 >>718097183
>>718096867
He only has fun shitposting. His actual vidya playing days are long over.
Anonymous No.718097183
>>718096873
I only have 141 frogs saved

>>718097069
I'm playing dragon age origins right now tho
Anonymous No.718097204 >>718097263
I'm just not going to play it is all.
Until all the DLC is released
Anonymous No.718097263 >>718097472
>>718097204
I'll wait for GOTY edition (on sale)
Anonymous No.718097472 >>718098721
>>718097263
>GOTY edition
I don't think it will win. Simply because it had no cultural impact on video games.
Anonymous No.718097554
>>718058337 (OP)
>walk up to random group of peasants
>character goes
>"IF I DON'T EAT SOMETHING, I'LL GET REALLY UPSET"
>it keeps happening
>"I'M HUNGRY AS A HORSE" he says to a assaulted peasant after killing three bandits
Anonymous No.718098721 >>718099162
>>718097472
I think it'll win one of em,
No game has made a cultural impact since ER and BG 3.
Last I checked E33, MHW and KCD 2 had about the same number of players.
These days, most sp games are forgotten outside of their core fanbase
Anonymous No.718099162
>>718098721
We'll have to see everytime GOTY discussino pops up around the internet or just anything related to the game awards most people are parroting that E33 is going to sweep. We already know that the game awards is fixed. But I'm still seeing articles glazing E33. So it's kinda a given that it will be the winrar.
Anonymous No.718099891 >>718100157 >>718100182
>I do not play games, I just shitpost in threads about politics
Anonymous No.718100157
>>718099891
i look like this but I say that only White lives matter
Anonymous No.718100182
>>718099891
He's literally me and I say and do this.
Anonymous No.718101687 >>718102087
Reminder that he did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.718102087
>>718101687
It was his dipshit son.