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Anonymous No.718059253 >>718059624 >>718059713 >>718059751 >>718059861 >>718059942 >>718061229 >>718062475 >>718062750 >>718063361 >>718064608
>haven't heard anyone talk about it since 2 weeks after it's launch
>commercials here were all about how you could load up Nintendo Switch titles faster + a new Mariokart title - nothing else
How bad is it? Are /v/ and Reddit the only places pretending like it was some astounding succes?
This is like the Wii U to the Wii.
Anonymous No.718059624 >>718059671 >>718062557
>>718059253 (OP)
It's on track to outsell the Wii U's lifetime sales after only six months of availability.
Anonymous No.718059671
>>718059624
Actually impressive sales because everyone I know is waiting for OLED2 or Lite2 or library addtitions.
Anonymous No.718059713
>>718059253 (OP)
It's still sold out everywhere where I'm at. I have no doubt that it wont reach Switch 1 or possibly even Wii numbers, but it'll still do well.
Anonymous No.718059751
>>718059253 (OP)
You may not have heard Sonytranny, but Nintendo doesn't have serious competition right now and even Tendies enjoy these 'bait' posts.
So sorry that Final Fantasy with Extra Gay Sex 16 didn't meet your expectations Mr. Moviegamer.
Anonymous No.718059861 >>718060124 >>718060286 >>718060298 >>718060371 >>718060445
>>718059253 (OP)
The sales are super impressive, but there's literally fucking nothing to play. Mario Kart is average at best - the open world didn't add jack shit just like everyone expected, new items are garbage, and it's an overall big downgrade from MK8DX. Donkey Kong is great, but it's a short and uncomplicated platformer that everyone has already finished. Other than that, there's nothing. Compared to Switch 1, which launched with BotW and Mario Odyssey, it's a barren wasteland.
Anonymous No.718059876
Cry about it macaco
Won't make you any less raped and gaped
Wont stop Sony from going 3rd party either
Anonymous No.718059942 >>718060183 >>718060665 >>718064425
>>718059253 (OP)
OP seething daily lma0o
Anonymous No.718060124 >>718060404 >>718061440
>>718059861
Switch1 launched with BOTW in March 2017. Mario Odyssey came out in October, over half a year later!

That beimg said, the Switch1 did have more launch titles. Especially third party stuff was very quick to release unlike the Switch2.

I'm half an hour of gameplay away from 100%ing DK Bananza. Will probably use an online map to collect everything in MK World. After that I'll wait around Christmas for any new Switch2 purchases. My Steam backlog is begging to be cleaned up.
Anonymous No.718060183
>>718059942
OY VEY
Anonymous No.718060286 >>718060404
>>718059861
>launched with Odyssey
Why do retards keep trying to push this lie? The Switch came out March 3rd and SMO came out on October 7th.
Anonymous No.718060298 >>718060404 >>718060404 >>718061212
>>718059861
Mario Odyssey came out several months after Switch launch (Switch was released on March, Odyssey on October).

Switch launch had even less games, either you're all complaining for the sake of complaining or you weren't there (so, you're underaged).

The only problem with Switch 2 is the Switch 2 editions confusion. Even the Game Key Cards are being blown out of proportion by grifters (they're better than digital games linked to your account and definitely better than CIAB, but of course worse than real physical)
Anonymous No.718060331
Kek snoys malding every day because Nintendo won.
Anonymous No.718060371
>>718059861
>and it's an overall big downgrade from MK8DX
never played the game award

world is so much better than 8DX it's not even funny, it only needs more options so that gigaspergs stop crying about intermissions and you've got the best game in the series by far
Anonymous No.718060404
>>718060124
>>718060286
>>718060298
Retards on this board also pretended that BotW didn't count because it was also on Switch.

>Switch has no games!!!

That's all these schizos could say for the first two years. History repeats.

>n-n-no all those games don't count!!>>718060298
Anonymous No.718060445
>>718059861
>it's an overall big downgrade from MK8DX

Kek nope. It's pointless going back to MK8 after MKW, which is superior in every way.
Anonymous No.718060518 >>718060552 >>718060598
Tendies still think sales=quality lol. Have fun with your underpowered baby machine again lol
Anonymous No.718060552
>>718060518
Have fun with your no games machine
Anonymous No.718060598
>>718060518
She's seething lmao
Anonymous No.718060627
>lol the switch 2 doesn't sell tendies btfo!!!
>but it does sell, retard
>lololol tendies think sales = quality!!!
why are the sonyjews like that
Anonymous No.718060665 >>718060916 >>718061025
>>718059942
6 million? Doesn't that sound too high? It doesn't seem right.
Anonymous No.718060829
Honestly, I know ppl who bought it but they agree that it’s just not worth. The screen is better quality and overall it’s a lot more durable and can take a major beating, but besides that the exclusives aren’t really worth it. I’d save ur money and get smth else. + with the changes to the TOS you could get it disabled pretty easily which requires a painfully long side quest to Nintendo support to fix.
Anonymous No.718060916 >>718060941
>>718060665
>6 million? Doesn't that sound too high? It doesn't seem right.

Switch has sold 155 million and Mario Kart 8 sold 60 million.

You think its unreasonable that 4% of those customers would want a new bigger better Switch with a new Mario Kart game?
Anonymous No.718060941 >>718061263
>>718060916
hes making a jew joke dumb nigger
Anonymous No.718061025 >>718061664
>>718060665
>Look into Nintendo's console production.
>With the amount of factories they have and their production rate, they could realistically only make 800,000. Maybe 1,000,000 if we're generous.
>If you question this online, the NDL fines you.
Something fishy is going on here bros.
Anonymous No.718061212 >>718061292 >>718061315 >>718061334
>>718060298
>Switch launch had even less games, either you're all complaining for the sake of complaining or you weren't there (so, you're underaged).
Switch launched with BotW, which was the game of the generation. That alone carried it. Switch 2 doesn't have a title like that.
Anonymous No.718061229
>>718059253 (OP)
You've tried this shit a week after launch. Didn't work
Anonymous No.718061263
>>718060941
Oh excuse me because I don't live in your jew dystopia, I'm kinda ignorant to your jew plight.
Anonymous No.718061292 >>718061387
>>718061212
How come it's selling faster then?
Anonymous No.718061315
>>718061212
Donkey Kong is a literal masterpiece. I've put in at least 150 hours in the last month.
Can't wait to go for my 100th playthrough soon
Anonymous No.718061334 >>718061387
>>718061212
why do you retards pretend mario kart isn't the biggest nintendo franchise by a country mile, is it another symptom of nintendo derangement syndrome?
Anonymous No.718061387 >>718061581 >>718061729
>>718061292
Because everyone wants the new Switch, that's not rocket science. It still has a software problem, though.
>>718061334
Mario Kart is a party game - everyone buys it, but no one plays it seriously or even a lot, other than complete autists. It's the same as Smash.
Anonymous No.718061440
>>718060124
>That beimg said, the Switch1 did have more launch titles. Especially third party stuff was very quick to release unlike the Switch2.
These are Switch launch titles
>1-2 Switch
>Fast RMX
>I am Setsuna
>Just Dance 2017
>Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove/Spector of Torment
>Skylanders: Imaginators
>Snipperclips
>Super Bomberman R
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Switch 2 had twice as many and 3rd parties were bigger profile
Anonymous No.718061492 >>718061874
NIŃTOĎDLERS ARE COMING QUICK!!
Anonymous No.718061581 >>718061675 >>718061778 >>718064230
>>718061387
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe outsold BotW and TotK combined. It has the biggest mass market appeal out of any Nintendo franchise. It's a system seller.
Anonymous No.718061664
>>718061025
STOP THE COUNT!
Anonymous No.718061675
>>718061581
You're arguing with adult males who buy toys for children. They don't understand the actual target demographic of the Nintendo Switch
Anonymous No.718061729 >>718062026
>>718061387
>everyone buys it, but no one plays it seriously or even a lot, other than complete autists
surely you have evidence to this claim and haven't pulled it out straight of your ruined putrid asshole, right
Anonymous No.718061778 >>718062219
>>718061581
Where did I say it wasn't a system seller? It is, but it's not something hardcore gamers are interested in.
Anonymous No.718061874
>>718061492
>CCE
basado
Anonymous No.718062026 >>718062069
>>718061729
>t. complete autist
Anonymous No.718062069
>>718062026
ok so it's straight out of your devastated bunghole, got it, thanks for the confirmation
Anonymous No.718062219 >>718062495
>>718061778
>but it's not something hardcore gamers are interested in.
Not that anon, but they literally just released donkey kong which is a easy goty contender. We also have prime 4 on the way, kirby, hyrule warriors, pokemon etc. The first year of switch 2 is better easily than switch 1 mainly because you also have a fuck ton in the back catalog, nso games and amazing exclusives Ive mentioned.
Anonymous No.718062275 >>718062340 >>718062425 >>718062750
>donkey kong which is a easy goty contender
Anonymous No.718062340
>>718062275
seething
Anonymous No.718062425
>>718062275
Yes it is. 91 metacritic and multiple 10/10s isnt enough?
Anonymous No.718062475 >>718062517 >>718062548
>>718059253 (OP)
I can't imagine the Switch 2 getting much hype for a while. It's next big title is Pokemon ZA and it's also available on Switch 1
Anonymous No.718062495 >>718062665
>>718062219
>donkey kong which is a easy goty contender
I acknowledged that Donkey Kong was great, though it's definitely not winning GotY against Expedition 33.
>We also have prime 4 on the way, kirby, hyrule warriors, pokemon etc
Those don't exist yet (and Pokemon is not looking great either).
Right now, Switch 2 has a shit library of games. As in, literally just one game worth playing, and that game is not gonna rock your shit like BotW did anyway. It's objectively true, unless you're a toddler who can't hear any criticism of Nintendo whatsoever.
Anonymous No.718062517
>>718062475
ZA is going to run at 10 fps 640p on switch 1
its gonna be the equivalent of playing shadow of mordor on ps3
Anonymous No.718062548
>>718062475
>It's next big title is Pokemon ZA and it's also available on Switch 1

No the next big title is Metroid Prime 4. Both Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon ZA will look and run much better on Switch 2.
Anonymous No.718062557 >>718062636
>>718059624
That may be true but taking all things in to consideration it's still pretty much the Wii U 2.
Just more nintendorks around this time.
Anonymous No.718062636
>>718062557
Kek absolutely malding schizo
Anonymous No.718062665
>>718062495
>I acknowledged that Donkey Kong was great, though it's definitely not winning GotY against Expedition 33.
Retard who said it needs to win. You just said it needs a game for the hardcore and thats it. Also it will win multiple GOTY awards guaranteed. Unless you think the Dorito pope awards is the only thing that matters
>Those don't exist yet (and Pokemon is not looking great either).
Ok and? What existed for switch 1 in the same timeframe or any console for that matter? It didnt stop switch from becoming the best selling console of all time
>Right now, Switch 2 has a shit library of games. As in, literally just one game worth playing, and that game is not gonna rock your shit like BotW did anyway. It's objectively true, unless you're a toddler who can't hear any criticism of Nintendo whatsoever.
Bananza rocked my shit more than botw did sorry. Also MKW for some is bigger and greater than any zelda. So no its not objectively true. Maybe get off the internet and come back to reality.
Anonymous No.718062750
>>718059253 (OP)
>wii u to wii
SAR
>>718062275
>a easy
DO NOT
Anonymous No.718063361 >>718063778
>>718059253 (OP)
It has failed spectacularly. None of my friends have it and they bought the otiginal switch day 1.
Anonymous No.718063778
>>718063361
1. Nintendo Switch 2 – ~6.2 M+ (Jun–Jul 2025)
2. Nintendo DS – >2.8 M (Nov–Dec 2004)
3. Original Switch – ~2.7 M (Mar–Apr 2017)
4. PlayStation 2 – ~2.1 M (Mar–Apr 2000)
5. Nintendo 3DS – >0.5 M (Mar–Apr 2011)
Anonymous No.718063814
Yeah it’s only the most sold fucking console in the first 2 months in human history and has stock unlike the ps5 but yeah oh it failed
Anonymous No.718064230
>>718061581
it was their holiday pack in game for 7 years straight. of course it sold well, anyone buying a switch for christmas got it for free.
Anonymous No.718064425
>>718059942
6 million or 600, they're still selling consoles.
Anonymous No.718064608
>>718059253 (OP)
false
the Wii U was a very good console, which the retarded masses ignored because they are retarded.
The Shitch 2 is just shit, and it's surprising that the retarded masses don't eat it up.