Thread 718059553

>still no game where goblins are tamable/capable of being domesticated
>no game where you can impart human values such as love and affection onto a cute but crude gobbo girl
>no game where you can take a dirty gobbo from a life of squalor and strife and give her a happy, civilized, domestic life as a mother and homemaker
I don't understand why modern game companies don't know what gamers want.

>>718059553 (OP)
They are filled with incompetents and cowards

I want a management game sort of like Dwarf Fort or Dungeon Keeper but it's a tribe of female goblins and YOU the player are the human husband they made their chief

modern game companies are just cowards
the only ones daring enough are companies that make smut games, but those usually cater to more "regular" tastes, because is probably makes more money

>>718059838
I'm workin' fast as I can boss.

>>718059553 (OP)
I'd wager that there's a few jap porn games out in the wild doing exactly that and they're all shit.

every second you spend not making your dream game is another second where it doesn't exist.
now fuck off and start working on it.

>>718059553 (OP)
You wouldn't domesticate a sentient species

>>718059838
The perfect AI scenario, I've found.
>after slaughtering a lvl3 starter dungeon male goblin, word somehow got back to a female tribe
>sometimes they're just sick of male goblins, sometimes the crafty female chieftain hopes to make a strategic marriage
>goblin logic: three goblins are the size of one human, ergo in addition to the chieftain they present you with two of their finest as additional contract-wives
>ceremonial reading of the marriage contract followed by, well, you know
...and that's about as far as I get before cumming and losing interest lol. Mix it up with the wives they offer (slim, willowy hunter and a stocky, tomboyish warrior), or the ceremony can get as vulgar as you like, etc

>>718059641
Female goblin green feet on my face and then on my dick

>sit down on the couch
>"Having fun?"
>"Not really."
>"Don't like the game?"
>"The game's fine."
>scratch my chin
>"But not fun?"
>"I don't know. It's okay. I'm just not really into it."
>always thought she liked this kind of game, but she's clearly unhappy
>take throw pillow and place it on my lap, patting it
>"Come here."
>she rolls her eyes
>"Come on. It won't kill you."
>she sighs, then shifts over and lays her head on my lap
>stroke her head while she plays
>after a few minutes, she stops and puts the controller down
>she turns over and grasps at my shirt
>I can see tears in her eyes
>start humming the lullaby I sang when she was a little girl until my throat starts to tighten up
>whisper that I love her
>"I love you, too, papa."
>feel like I have my little girl back for the first time since her mom died
I'm just gonna go kill myself now.

obviously human marriage is stupid to these creatures, but the idea of a leather choker that implies contractual ownership makes perfect sense, and also that their chieftain's should be the fanciest, etc

>>718060378
After typing a wall of cringe like this one, I would feel the same.

>>718060328
Why do you bother with all that setup about killing male goblins? Kinda gross. I just have the goblin race be all females inherently. Like the Gerudo from Zelda. Once they reach a certain age they leave home in a group looking for a nice cave or ruins to squat in. They half abduct half recruit a human male. That's you. Now it's time to impregnate a hundred virgin goblins. I have an abandoned castle with scouts patrolling the grounds, hunting game, and feasting. Cozy.

>>718060614
Then do it.

>>718060629
Because they're a starter enemy in the quest you started on, and because it's amusing how the tale changes while making its way back to the female camp.

>>718059553 (OP)
the only human values I want my goblin breeding hole to have is my sperm impregnating her

>>718060378
After reading a wall of cringe like this one, I'll Gosling hard enough to do so too.

>no game where you get to impregnate a pack of goblin sisters
>Then impregnate the daughters too once they are sexually mature (a couple years)

>>718061321
i dont remember if free cities has coloured skin other than white > black but you could see

>>718059641
>this series will never be fully completed
feels bad man

>>718061357
that "game" is just madlibs with very little focus on actually having a harem and sexing them. it's just not good for that.

>>718059553 (OP)
>no game where you can take a dirty gobbo from a life of squalor and strife and give her a happy, civilized, domestic life as a mother and homemaker
this is what i want most

>>718059553 (OP)
https://www.wowhead.com/npc=16085/peddlefeet
World of Warcraft allows you to tame and capture a goblin like it's a Pokemon but I regret to inform you its a male gobbo.

>>718061687
>its a male gobbo.
not for long

>>718059553 (OP)
can't even have a goblin as a companion in BG3 but they dangle sazza in front of us
Larian knew exactly how to make it hurt

>>718062268
Baldur's Gay 3 has so much missed potential it would be hilarious if it wasn't so frustrating

>no game with sexy female goblins who you can recruit and who fill themselves with volatile chemicals to transform themselves into smug, bulging bombs
>no goblin witches who charge themselves up with mana until they go nuclear
>no goblin sapper ladies stuffed with TNT

>>718062312
mottling on her skin makes her look like a toad woman

>>718062312
You can make Goblin witches, mages, and priests in the game Archaelund. Same with World of Warcraft minus the witches.

>>718062312
kill yourself bombnigger

>>718062309
hard to believe there are barely any mods that add new companions in the game 2 years after release. you'd think someone would have made one by now especially with the modding toolkit being release and all

>>718060629
retconning male goblins is lame

>>718062496
all male rape goblins have been around forever, a simple reversal is fine

>>718062409
Neat. Are they cute, can they explode?
>>718062429
No. Why?

>>718062309
Play Archaelund, it's like BG3 but made by a competent indie dev.

Goblins aren't pets or slaves. They're real people with real feelings and real dreams. You can't just "tame" a Goblin. That's basically like me castrating you because it makes you a better worker. We just want to live in peace.

>>718062550
They cute, they can explode if you pick the mage class which is Apprentice.

>>718062423
>snow pubes

>>718062547
If goblin women are hot as according to these threads, why even bother with human women?

>>718062423
I'll take the pygmy.

>>718062409
World of Warcraft female goblins are blatant sluts to the player character and I wouldn't be surprised if this is where a lot of people got their gobbo fetish.
The one operating the aircraft in Orgrimmar is just blatantly thirsty for your cock.
https://worldofwarcraft.fandom.com/et/wiki/Flirt

Blizzard got gay in recent years due to some of the incels at the company being revealed as giant pervs so they removed a lot of the flirts for all races.

>>718060378
And then you were raped

>>718062547
It is weird how stuck into a pattern of "no it MUST be this way" people get for fictional fantasy scenarios, especially if the original scenario was decided on just as arbitrarily. It's very much "no mixing food on the plate" behaviour. I see no problem with all female goblins.

you should stop waiting for studios and start making your own goblin game. with love

>>718062423
Goblins smell

Keep your autistic spergfit to your twitter outrage threads.

>>718062738
like sweat and beer

>>718062710
there isn't anything wrong with it, it's just lame

>>718062619
Because people have different tastes? Gerudo women are hot but they have difficulty finding husbands in BOTW because not everyone is based enough to like giant brown ladies with big noses, you can assume not everyone will be into short green semi feral monsters.

>>718062773
You think it's lame, doesn't mean other people feel the same way.

>>718062804
I was talking about male rape goblins adducting humans. If their women are all slutty bimbos what's the motivation to go out and risk getting clobbered?

>>718062496
Look buddy I'm not into NTR or anything in that direction. I want a ton of little hairy green women that sleep in a big pile on top of me. I do not want to hear about how male goblins are lead into concentration camps or exiled. I do not want to think about the process of throwing male goblin babies into the shredder the moment their sex is determined. They're all females, that's just how it is. It works sublime for what I'm doing which may I remind you is just happy harem breeding sex.

>>718062612
Oh shit, thanks then anon I'll take a look.

there are NO h games with goblins like this
what gives

>>718060378
anon dont kill yourself she needs you!

>>718062773
You're lame.

>>718059553 (OP)
Goblin on my balls.

>>718059553 (OP)
Describe the potential gameplay
And no, not just GOBLIN SEXO, actual real gameplay that would you would actually spend 90% of your time doing

>>718062906
Extremely based

>>718063081
Why, it's GOBLIN SEXO(gameplay) of course

>>718059553 (OP)
Unironically probably a pretty good game concept.

Probably a million up for grabs if you had to the skill to make it properly (aka more cute and teasy/endearing rather than gooner garbage)

What’s best for a cute goblin tank in WoW? Brewmaster or prot warrior?

>>718059553 (OP)
Slow down with the goblin threads before you burn them out

>>718063248
Goblins burn bright in the moment

>>718063240
Warrior. Nothing like comparing sword size with your dps.

>>718062906
my fucking nigga.

Play her demo
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2298250/GearGrit/

>haha gobbo harem sexo
>in reality they are quite needy and stressed and cling to you every night like you'll disappear if they let go
>whimper at you for affection
>gets exponentially worse the bigger the harem is

>>718063404
Let me guess, they're lesbians.

>>718063314
They sure do. (Sorry)

>>718063536
Goblin rocketry is an interesting and deep field

>>718063436
>he thinks this is a bad thing
they're just not for you anon. there's no shame in it

>>718063592
>GOBLIN ROCKETEERS:
>not so much goblins with rocket belts, as goblins who have BECOME the rocket after being pumped full of hypergolic fuel - goblin women are generally best suited due to having two separate 'fuel chambers' which can then mix externally
>generally, if the fuel amount is correctly guessed, the enemy will find themselves assailed by goblin skirmishers incoming at a good portion of Mach - if the fuel amount is overestimated however this is also fine, as the rocketeers will work well as explosive ordnance
>for best results do not go near rocketeer launch pads; while goblins are generally inventive enough to work out optimal fuel mixtures, their approach to safe fuel handling is questionable at best. For goblin rocketeers, the Nedelin Catastrophe is an almost everyday occurrence.

>>718063436
I could buy this if it were a small band of goblins going from place to place, but the goblin commune I'm picturing is a (decently) refurbished old castle in a swamp that's pretty well defended, so I don't see them being anxious like this. They have the collective spirit. When they're not training, scouting, hunting, mending clothes, or forging equipment, they're in this great big dining hall drinking, chatting, sitting by the fire, and making merry.

gobbo cute

Ahem. All goblins should have noses with the same side profile as the number 7.

>>718064402
This, if not larger. I fucking hate how more than half of goblin girl images have totally normal noses and pretty faces, they just end up looking like short green elves.

>>718059553 (OP)
>still no game where goblins are tamable/capable of being domesticated
what if I want to be tamed by the goblins?

>>718061321
The closest you are going to get is CoC.

> Oh hey, CoC has a sequel now! I bet that has a lot of great stuff!
There is nothing there.
Turn back.

>>718062312
Is this the sort of shit that islamists get off to?

>>718064402
Big nose erotic! Pointy noise erotic!!!

>>718062580
Nobody is real except me.
All of you are meat robots that exist to placate me.

>99% of goblins are retarded and 1% are antisocial geniuses
I love this, thanks whoever brought it up last thread

>>718064402
Big ears, big attitude

>>718064949
Probably not anon

>>718064151
I view gobbos as a race that survives via outbreeding, basically they die all the time but they just outbreed and outlast
This does mean that the gobbos in question are quite anxious about life and more specifically, death

>>718065057
An R selected species.

>>718065362
I just like the idea that gobbos are so familiar with their kin dying that they panic if they lose sight of you for 5 seconds
something something
>You could be gone tomorrow
So they cling to you while silently begging you not to leave them

>>718065569
Hahaha imagine the look on their faces after leaving without telling them for a few days

>>718065631
>Anon! There you are! It was really dicey for the first 10 hours but then we worked as a team and got over our fear! We were able to manage our phobia by facing it head-on.
>This calls for a reward, don't you think? (plap plap plap)

>>718059553 (OP)
Grab the Gob

>>718066016
Is there any universe where goblins are only female, look cute and their way to breed is by being impregnated by males of other races(mostly humans)?

Unironically that would make more sense than male goblins breeding by raping females of other races

>>718062580
>we

>>718066285
>look cute
goblins are cute by default

>>718062580
you're a goblin?

>>718062580
>we

Got bored last night and wrote a needlessly detailed AIsloppa card about a prissy and pouty gobbo princess from a newly civilized kingdom with a stick up her ass and something to prove. Except I'm split on what scenario to actually use.
>be thirdborn son of some royal with nothing to inherit, get shipped off to gobbo kingdom to marry her for politics, hate it at the start but warm up to it slowly because she tries very hard
>the reverse and more cliche, she's the one moving near humans, nobody likes her except me
I could do both through different greetings, but don't know which one first.

>>718064878
Tamed like a meat dildo or tamed as they make you as feral as them?

>>718062423
sand goblin looks very polite

>>718062580
are you hungry little gobbo?

>>718062423
I want to punt them all down a flight of stairs

>>718066285
That anime Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time has that. Mc does bang them too ircc.

>>718066846
first one. obviously. being surrounded by goblins is fun and whimsical. importing a single goblin feels like locking a tiger in a cage. such a scenario however would not work for me because I'd end up plapping the (proceeding list is all female) whole royal family and the handmaidens and the guards and the chefs and the jester. oh my, especially the jester.

>>718059553 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcz6rdLTfCU

Goblin Cleanup sounds about as close as you're going to get

>>718060378
I was with you for like 2/3rds then it just fell apart

Goblins need to be fat

>>718067281
Best I can do is pregnant

>>718066986
there's no way she'll fall for that a third time

>>718067321
She will.

>>718059553 (OP)
Anyone who needs a gobbo race to be all female to find them cute doesn't understand their appeal.Imagine cleaning up and dressing a male gob up in his Sunday best. C
He'd have cute little loafers and white socks being held up by sock suspenders around the top of his thin calves. His white dress shirt would be buttoned up all the way to the top with a cute little bow tie around his neck. His shirt would be tucked into shorts which go halfway down his thick, green thighs and are held up by suspenders which go over top the shirt. The bulge from his gobo cock is impossible to hide in the tight shorts and he feels restricted not wearing the traditional goblin loin cloth and the lavender and peppermint scents from the soaps you scrubbed him down with overwhelm his pointy goblin nose making him feel light headed and confused. Naturally cowardly and weak the male goblin feels isolated and powerless when taken away from his rape tribe and this is reflected in his submissive body language. The tamed gobo male is the perfect sub for human men and women alike.

>>718066986
>Lettuce on the bottom
Shan't be eating

Confess your goblin sins.

>>718069628
My favorite goblin art is where the goblin gets bullied.

>>718067229
But anon... YOU would be the weirdo human zoo animal there...

>>718069628
I didn't impregnate my Goblin wife yesterday

>>718069628
Goblin ryona goblin amputation goblin mind break

>>718069628
I can't stop imagining goblin women inflating until they blow up

I have non lethal explosionfag fatigue

>>718069628
Goblins should be huge (or i should be tiny in their presence)

>>718069628
I prefer halflings and gnomes

>>718060378
>everyone who doesn't understand this is under 30

>>718070064
Sorry anon but I had 'not posting about my sexual preferences when everyone else does that nearly constantly' fatigue since like 2011

>>718060328
>>718060629
>>718062496
>>718062547
I actually read a porn novell quite a while ago that explains no males most elegantly, but it was about orcs, not goblins, but i guess you could easily swap the two.
So the main premise is that there's a world full of orc tribes and orcs are male only and procreate solely through rape, basically like goblins in goblin slayer, terorising every village and town the happen to be near to. So one wizard thought that the solution to rape terrorism might be just making female orcs so there would be no need for rape (of humans). He did some genetic engineering and bred quite a number of fem orcs and in order to maximize their chance of survival in the field he decided to give them excellent fucking education. So after they all got released in the wild and met male orcs they were absolutely disgusted by how ooga-booga 4-iq males were. They were supposed to naturally converge with male tribes but kept acting like a separate tight commune. They basically declared a war on males then outsmarted and guerilla warfared them almost to extinction. So remaining few ocrs enslaved and newborn male ones either killed or enslaved also.

Sorry for retelling it like a retard but that is legit the funniest porn premise i've ever read

are there any good eroge with female goblins?

>>718069628
i want to cum inside a fem goblin for the sole purpose of procreation

I hate how you normies ruined gobbos for me. There's a little more gobbo art now but it's worse than ever.

>>718070758
>I hate how gobbs are hot and sexy now
Well, I'm sorry, mister HOMO.

How do you guys feel about AI gobs?

>>718070929
As the OP (real), I'm fine with them as long as they have fat gobbo tits/asses.

>>718071028
Even if they have weird and wonky nips?

>>718059553 (OP)
I juat want a gobling wife rising simulator, is that really too much to ask?

>>718070758
Normies will never understand the intricacies of gobbo culture and can only think of them as green short stacks. Truly they are human garbage.

>>718071084
Keep the red board stuff behind catbox links and you can do whatever you want.

What if the reason goblins are so bloodthirsty and rapey comes not from their nature, but out of revenge for what we do to their females?
I don't know, i'd be pretty pissed if my women were taken captive by tall men and used as oneholes. I'd seek to do the same to the tall men women.

>>718071246
>I'd hate if my women preferred a different race
That explains why the humans are always portrayed as white.

>>718067315
Bro, that's literally be BEST kind of fat.

>>718071229
green hands typed that message

>>718066285
My head canon is that mixed-race goblins are always the sex of their goblin parent, so a goblin woman impregnated by a human man will always give birth to girls. That's why goblin males are always trying to capture/rape human women, since goblin women want nothing to do with them. Just like real life.

I mean, if you unlock the mansion in Monster Black Market, the player character can impregnate female goblins and various other monstergirls indefinitely.

>>718060378
I haven't cringed this hard in ages. I'd have to question your sanity if you didn't regret writing this.

>>718071727
Oh shit. I need to redownload that. Haven't updated it in a long ass time.

>>718062423
Gimme sand gobbo

>>718072154
The complex breeding mod adds even more stuff

>>718061412
Wait why not?

goblin girls should be stinky, violent, mindless and dirty otherwise you aren't getting the authentic gobbo experience

>>718060378
And then there was hardcore missionary pounding with leglock.

>>718072113
Cringe harder, zoomer. I have no regrets.

>>718072687
oof

>>718072653
Finally, somebody understands.

>>718072397
Sick. Going to take a look at f95 later.

>>718059553 (OP)
God I'm so thankful I'm a relatively well adjusted adult instead of whatever the fuck this shit is.

>>718072741
>oof unc that's cringe af fr fr ong

>>718062423
Which one has the softest tummy?

>>718073780
Snow. The extra fat keeps her (and you) warm.

>that new H manga where 2 high-school classmates are isekai'd into a fantasy world one as a hero and the other as a goblin and the shota goblin is raped by the hero
it's perfect bros

>>718059553 (OP)
The beauty of the modern day is you can just make your own game. Then it can be exactly what gamers want, you can sell it, get patreon money, and live the good life.
Learn to channel your coomer energy into coomer production and you will achieve heights you never knew possible.

>>718069628
I like futa gobbos.

>>718070758
>>718071229
>normies instead of normalfags
You are the problem and you don't even realize it.

>>718073932
No, that's sounds pretty gay

>>718059553 (OP)
Goblins are for killing

>>718074593
Don't respond to plebbitors. It's not worth it.

>>718074593
>normalfags instead of norps
fucking reeee tbqh

>>718074593
>sir you must say the slur
I've said normie here for 14 years

>>718073932
https://exhentai.org/g/3465716/f1b41788fe/
This?

>>718074916
You have barely lived for 14 years.

>>718075150
>responding to the bait

>>718074458
Straight to hell with you.

>>718075215
Oh no?! Will there be futa gobbos there to punish me?

>>718059553 (OP)
>game where goblins are tamable/capable of being domesticated
Lame.
>game where goblins tame YOU
BASED (it doesn't exist either)

>>718060629
>>718062906
Based. King.
>>718062496
Cringe. Peasant.

>>718075185
Both terms are about as old and we're used interchangably. The "we only use the FAG here" is a newfag shibboleth from ~2015

>>718075623
At least you managed to resist calling everything you don't like 2016 like the poser newags tend to do. Good job.

>>718059553 (OP)
>WHY WONT PEOPLE MAKE GAMES I WILL ONLY FETISHIZE
gee idk

>>718075421
>not realizing that this gobbo is domesticated to the point that she can't do anything except wait for her husband to satisfy her
As it should be.

>>718061465
That's called acquiring a filipino wife from the Philippines or any SEA country really lol

>>718075907
Nice spelling, Changstein El-Gamal.

>>718071617
I would say in that situation male goblins will be exterminated into extinction by males of other races who wont be willing to share their limited amount of their women with goblins.

But in terms of female goblins the situation will be different because mostly humans have insane amount of sexdrive especially young teenager boys, female goblins would easily count on almost endless supply of males of other races willing to impregnate them.

>goblins are know to butt fucking ugly freaks
>anime ignores this

>>718075623
You're a post-2011 reddit immigrant.

>>718076231
You're understanding the endgame and why male gobs are so desperate and rapey. When female gobbos are more and more preferring human men, it's only a matter of time before there are no more male gobs. They're trying to stop that from happening, but they're fighting a losing battle.

>>718074458
B-B-B-B-BASED

>>718075035
yes. It shows the superiority of humans over small, weak gobbos perfectly

>>718059553 (OP)
check out the game Goblin Layer [sic]

I will commit snugglegob

>>718062619
>goblin harem captures human woman and forces human husband to have human babies so that goblin children can have human husbands instead of dying out after taking all human men for a generation.
I mean its either an all female race is exactly that and needs other races' men, or said race will disappear as they half-breed themselves into one drop of goblin in the entire human population.

>>718074593
normies is the older term and normalfags started being used to scare redditors away from using 4chan lingo. I'll use normalfags occasionally but prefer normie and have never let the redditor take it away from me

>>718077035
I kind of like and hate this game at the same time

>>718077264
Now pretend you say wapanese instead of weeb because you're an oldfag.

>>718060378
And then grigori breaks into your house and steals your goblin daughterwife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTNfuztCMgM

>>718077490
I don't usually like rpgmakers or 3d slop but it was a fun few hours. I think i dropped it around the time you had to go north? some sort of ship travel? idk it's been a long time. but the theme is good. it would look better with ai than 3d imho

>>718076231
In that situation where male goblins become rare they would also become exotic and desirable for those with particular tastes . Rich fat ugly bastards would enslave them and have them work in their brothels serving the most debauched nobles and merchants having their green asses dominated by human men. When the goblin male was broken and no longer desirable they would be thrown in a breeding pit where they would take all of their frustration and shame out by raping human whores who are past their expiration date thus ensuring that the male goblin lineage would live on as well as the fat, ugly bastard's profits.

>>718077557
I never did that so I dont but I'll still call memes fads and image macros

>>718078106
Title, now.

>>718078106
>you know you can just ask
its really that easy

>>718078656
sauce is I don't know

>>718078656
>>718078825
here you go retards

>>718078656
>>718078825
it took me 5 seconds to get an answer you both dont deserve sauce if youre that fucking lazy

>>718078923
already checked saucenao that's not it

>>718078106
That looks more like a pygmy ogre, would she be a goblin her hears would be bigger and would lack horns.

>>718078965
nevermind im retarded somehow missed that one page in the gallery

>>718078656
Don't bother, I found it, it sucks.

>>718069628
The people arguing about how goblins should look gave me the key to justifying why cute goblins exist in the urban fantasy series I'm writing.

>>718070637
That is pretty funny actually

>>718077035
Looks like trash.

>>718069628
all of my sins are goblin approved, lucky me. i have nothing to confess.

>>718069628
I like that goblins are ugly and I think it makes it hotter

>>718059553 (OP)
I don't want to domesticate a gobbo I want to marry a gobbo.

>>718060614
>>718061135
>>718072113
>wanting to have kids is cringe in 2025.

GIWTWM

Have some ai

gobbos are supposed to rape women with their girth, stinky cocks you aren't supposed to fuck them

>>718083852
Rape for thee but not for me?

>>718059553 (OP)
>No game like thief where you have a harem of goblins to help you plunder

>>718082246
Alchy is a goated gob, wish this artist was still around and making stuff for her.

>>718059553 (OP)
mogged by orcs

>>718081885
>I don't want , I want
To each his own.

>>718084520
this but with the goblin being suspended by futa orc cock

>>718059553 (OP)
not goblins but Dorf Fort has Gremlins that are intelligent creatures but can be tamed
also the sex mod

>>718060378
>cute story about a daughter
>uses a lewd image showing panties on a couch

???

>>718084854
I'm guessing you don't have a sister.

>>718085239
It's really fucking weird to write a story from a father's perspective and use a pic of his thick daughter on a couch with her panties and feet showing. Don't try to pretend most men don't find that view lewd. Most daughters DO NOT lay around on their couch with no pants and underwear facing Dad.

>>718085564
>feet
what is lewd about feet?

>>718085564
So you don't have a sister.

>>718085778
NTA but your sister was lounging around in her panties???? Ain't no way

PSA: there's an entire subgenre of haremlit about goblin wives. I haven't read any of them, but if you're starved for content it's worth a look

>>718085992
I know it's hard to imagine, but normal people don't find family members in their underwear sexy. And yes, it's pretty common.

>>718061465
i was like where's alfie and then i remembered that shes not a goblin

>>718086174
my sister doesn't do this

>>718086174
>but normal people don't find family members in their underwear sexy
Haha yeah dude that'd disgusting.

>>718085564
Citation needed

>>718074458
gocklin

>>718084854
>>718085564
I don't know what to tell you, anon. It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture in the first place. I just write stuff that my heart wants. It doesn't want lewd stuff.

An Overlord game but the minions are all female goblins and between missions you get big harem sex in your evil castle

>>718086345
nta my sister is fat and annoying.

>>718086676
My sister is pretty and nice, I enjoy my time with her.

>>718084719
*dickgirl
Unless she's got a fat cunt below.

>>718086769
Lucky prick. Tell her you love her before it's too late.

>>718086769
my sister is 30

>>718086174
No one in my family ever walked around in their underwear cuz we didn't live in a double-wide.
>Erm, you found this bizarre behavior bizarre? You must be into incest.
"You must want to fuck spiders" ass post

>>718086862
I do, but not that often or otherwise it kind of loses its impact. She's cool, I want to stuff a baby or twelve in her.

>>718086841
Dick, balls, and pussy. Full package futa is the only way to go.

>>718087250
No need to call it full package. Futa is just futa. Dickgirl is dickgirl.
But good on ya.

>>718087627
I hate nearly everything Forastro does because he makes dumpy shortstacks.

>>718086943
You don't have to live in a trailer park to have seen your sister in her underwear before. Some siblings just don't really care about decorum. It's not really a big deal, or at least not the big deal you're making it out to be.

>>718086174
I don't have a sister but when I was younger I had some older cousins that were really pretty that I was attracted to and I got very "close" to one. Now that I'm older I have younger cousins that are really hot.

>>718087820
Cousins are fair game. Siblings are off the table.

>>718087924
>Siblings are off the table.
Siblings are superior marriage partners.

>>718087924
Weak.

>>718088000
Kek. Homos and sibling fuckers are of a kind.

>>718087924
I don't have a sister so I can't say for certain, but I have a hard time imagining that if I had a hot sister I wouldn't be attracted to her.

>>718087798
Sorry not sorry cletus but I'd have told that nasty bitch to put some damn pants on.

>>718088162
Incest porn is made for people who don't have siblings.

>>718088162
I have an ugly sister and I wish she was hot so that I could be attracted to her.

>>718088371
By that logic, mom /ss/ hentai is for people without mothers.

>>718088704
For people who never had loving mothers, yes.

>>718088704
Where's the lie

>>718088000
>Comparing yourself to fags
Not a good look tbqh

>>718088851
I have a great relationship with my mom, I'm not attracted to her, and I love /ss/.

>>718088151
>>718088945
I feel like you would insist that you did have breakfast this morning when asked how you'd feel if you hadn't.
Replace homo shit with literally any other accepted fetish.

>>718088945
>Comparing yourself to fags
Everything operates on comparison, that's literally how judgement works. The comparison points out the fact that people can be okay with something as disgusting as homosexuality because "love is love" while freaking out about incest because they weren't programmed. It's a comparison with homosexuality the same way calling yourself straight is.

>>718089093
I don't eat breakfast.

>ctrl+f goblins layer
>0 results

>>718089174
>Everything operates on comparison,
So don't compare yourself with a fetish that has throughly demonstrated why it SHOULD have stayed taboo

>>718089481
I didn't compare myself with anything, not only did I not post the screenshot, the person who posted it likely didn't make the post in the first place. It's an apt comparison because it demonstrates hypocrisy, you're simply too low-IQ to understand this because you only care about "gotchas" rather than good-faith argument.

>>718085778
The story is about Dad-Daughter, not Sister-Brother you mong.

>>718085768
A lot of men are into feet.

>>718059553 (OP)
>when you're too poor to be a passport bro
lol, lmao

>>718089428
Be the change you want to deposit in the bank.

>>718089583
Yeah I don't really care about good faith arguments with incestfags you are correct

>>718089647
>The story is about Dad-Daughter, not Sister-Brother you mong.
I was just trying to relate it to something you might know.

What about orcs?

>>718088000
It's just the monkeys on a stepladder thing. They've been socially conditioned to think that certain things are wrong even if they can't articulate why.
That's also why it's mostly outcasts and weirdos like us that question this stuff, we lack the socialisation that normafags have.

>>718089647
>A lot of men are into feet.
really?

>>718090043
No.

>>718089027
This, I have two sisters and like incest too.

>>718089583
>Listen chud, reposting and defending the comparison doesn't mean I agree with it.
Really running with the "I'm just like the gays" comparison

>>718090145
oh

>>718090043
No, footfags are just extremely vocal.

>>718089912
>draw conventionally attractive face
>add muscles and pointy ears and green skin
not an orc

>>718089428
Goblin layer was mentioned though

>>718090975
>is that non-human race character attractive?
>sorry, but it's not a real [race] unless it's so fucking disgusting that it looks like it belongs in a Blizzard game

>>718091159
Literally just a rehash of the "real women don't look like that" feminist talking point with the same exact logic. Worldbuilding that which whom'st make my penis hard is completely valid.

>>718090975
Who says they can't have different looks?

>>718091159
BASED

>>718090306
Evil bitch.

>>718091334
I hate shitty characters that look like generic fapbait from a chink gacha or gook live service game, but getting mad that races that literally don't exist look like conventionally attractive females is retarded.

patapon but with gobbos would be cool. instead of chants its plaps.

>>718091456
Anon...

>>718091576
As it turns out, things can be both attractive and have soul, like 2B or any Soulcalibur girl.

When does it cross the line and become too absurd?

>>718091576
Some dudes are so conditioned to be afraid of their own sexuality they will quite literally cock block themselves

>>718091697
Goblins are the only time I'll accept hypershit.

>>718091697
it crosses the line when the bitch simply running can knock her out

>>718091669
Correct. And like goblins drawn by Jack Cayless or DDDoodles.

>>718091578
That would be a fun game, you get a choice of the head priestess whom you fuck, with the animation and all on one side, and the combat with units on the other.
Fund it.

>>718091801
And some dudes can't fathom that some people just don't like garbage designs even if some braindead monkeys play shitty games just because of those terrible designs.

>>718089428
>>>>>>>>>>>3dcg

>>718092035
>Its garbage because... it just is okay!?
Very valuable contribution. PS I've seen substantially more dogshit from people who say "fantasy/alien races should really look like THIS" than the other way around.

WHOEVER KEEPS CASTING ASS EMBIGGENING SPELLS TO RANDOM GOBLINS ON THE STREET FUCKING STOP. MY GIRLFRIEND CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR ANYMORE.

>>718092184
>because... it just is
Yeah, that's about what I expect from someone defending gachashit and liveserviceshit character designs.

>>718092370
He literally, unironically denigrated gachashit designs. The more you argue, the stupider and more unhinged you look.

>>718092370
Woah, hey you DUMB NIGGER, and no point was I disagreeing with the part of that post that said
>I hate shitty characters that look like generic fapbait from a chink gacha or gook live service game

>>718091697
She can ponder as a flat goblin babe gives me naizuri

>>718092492
Why reply with
>>718092184
>>Its garbage because... it just is okay!?
To this
>>718092035
>some people just don't like garbage designs even if some braindead monkeys play shitty games just because of those terrible designs.
that's only calling gacha and live service designs shit?

>>718092545
Based

>>718092837
Then the mistake is on me. I assumed the shitty designs you were speaking of were fantasy races looking like women and not the gacha ones. We are in agreement gacha looks like shit and I figured that went without the necessity of further elaboration.
It seems I am the DUMB NIGGER

Satyrs anyone?

>>718093113
No, I was always defending hot gobbos and orcs because they're fantasy and only shitting on the idea that anything "attractive" is automatically good since that's how we end up with half the board being gachashit, AI porn or live service girls.
>It seems I am the DUMB NIGGER
Nah, that's still the guy who's mad that orcs don't look like disgusting modern western women designs.

>>718093543
My favorite one is probably Airplane!

>>718091697
A gobbo main purpose is to birth as many goblets as possible, if doing so means evolving a body that leaves her essentially immobile, then so be it.

>>718091697
>bimbos
A mindless slut has lame and boring reactions. Liking them is a sign of bad taste.

>>718093543
Gobbo/saytr crossbreeds.

>>718093848
Isn't that basically a fawn?

>>718093634
You and I are in truly complete agreement then.

>>718093848
>>718093543
>draws a faun
>call it a satyr
Satyrs are all male hedons with horse tails and huge cocks who drink and fuck all day, fauns are playful nature spirits with goat butts. They are not the same.

>>718093715
I would like to tell my funny animal fact for anyone who thinks such a thing is impossible. The fiddler crabs iconic big claw exists 100% because female fiddlers love a big claw. As a result in some populations you can find crabs with such big claws they can't even move. Yet they pass their genes because they get absurd amounts of pussy

>>718083852
Goblin boys are now imps/incubi. Elf females are now succubi. Goblin women are now midna.

>>718097396
they're more like green halflings who dindu nothing

>>718095846
What do they eat?

>>718094316
Fauns are all male as well, retard. If anything, you could make the case for it being a pan and not a satyr.

>>718097876
They usually don't. Unless some lucky detritus floats their way, starving to death is only slightly preceded by reaching full size.

>>718062423
>pygmy

Goblins would immediately spec into firearms and explosives the moment gunpowder is introduced.
You mean to tell me a race usually made weak and not very proficient at magic wouldn't get strapped immeidately will hall the handcannons they can produce? The whole green menace would make a religion out of John Moses Browning.

>>718098046
the important part is the goat ass vs the horse ass. If one wants to draw a female. Satyr they need to give it horse pussy.

>>718098556
>with all* the handcannons

>Goblin porn in the East
Several male goblins gangrape a female priest/knight/etc.
>Goblin porn in the West
Singular female goblin tries to seduce/rape large man and gets plapped for her troubles.

>>718098626
No, because then the Faun would just be a human. By the time Fauns became half goat, Satyrs had already become like that as well.

>>718098556
goblins are too stupid to do anything but eat and fuck, they wouldn't spec into anything

I know this is just the porn thread, but a tribal goblin sim game would be cool.

>>718066285
The Asari from Mass Effect are basically your goblins in that regard.

>>718084520
Goblins are pygmy orcs

>>718098824
sounds like something someone who hates horse pussy would say

>>718085768
feet have always been lewd.
only third worlders disagree.

>>718064151
>goblins
>training
Discipline is something they should always lack either because they are too dumb or because they are too creative for their own good

>>718099593
Non-human pussy is gross. I've never seen any non-human animal with a nice looking puss

>>718059553 (OP)
Pathfinder Kingmaker but it's a male goblin

>>718098112
>You slowly starve to death.
BUT
>You can fuck any girl you want while you're still alive

Would you go for it, /v/?

>>718078106
>Interesting premise of a mage separated from his party in a dangerous dungeon while having a cute goblin girl who's ready to rip his throat out at a moment's notice
>It's just a bland, low-quality porn story
As is the case with everything goblin-related...

>>718099731
Training is the wrong word. More like playing with weapons.

>>718099593
>Satyrs are all male hedons with horse tails and huge cock

>Draw a green anime girl
>Call her a goblin
At least BG3 didn’t go that route

>>718059553 (OP)
GOBLIN GIRLS ARE VERY RAPEABLE!

>>718100310
You can't rape the willing, anon.

>>718100012
>relying on a couple thousand goblins to take over as the new evil overlord
Yeah, I don't think this guy is going to make it.

>>718100012
>that doujin about the hero fucking monsters or w/e to defeat the demon king

>>718094316
you just can't see their huge cocks

>>718099923
Someone post it.
Show this asshole the error of his ways.

>>718100107
Yes

>>718093543
gonna need a weed whacker for that bush

I want a game where I play as a goblin girl

nok nok is the best goblin in vidya period

>>718100707
I'm right and you know it.

>>718100310
Goblin girls smell TERRIBLE and never clean themselves so it's hard to stomach raping them.

>>718101221
The truly desperate won't care.

>>718101318
You are never that desperate. If you were, you'd settle for fat women or old women.

>>718100918
see >>718063404

>>718100973
Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNHE0OrCDA

>>718060378
Peak writing Anon. I too miss when having a child was acceptable and not """cringe"""

>>718101470
Lips too big

>>718101470
Hnng prime breeding goblin.

>>718095846
happens in humans too

>>718069750
You mean the one with the goblin who wants to be a princess but gets bullied by the other princesses? Because if yes fuck you

>>718100107
I only care about 2D, no.

what about the thin and small goblins?

>>718103852
Too controversial, only for advanced goblin lovers.

>>718059553 (OP)
Midna and her consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>718087627
That's a heavenly bush.

>>718103852
those are just male gobbos and yes can get it from human men too

Thoughts on the elusive Joblin?

>>718104416
Too modern.

>>718059553 (OP)
If I made a game, my setting would have the different species have actually different psychology, so you wouldn't be able to do any of that gay "make her human but small and green" shit, that gobbo would think in a way that you can't even see as rational because its ancestors evolved in a different environment.

>Only has a prototype for now
https://rittzler.itch.io/goodnight-sunlight-prototype
Sad but at least the movement combos are pretty fun.

>>718101464
Those aren't Goblins.

>>718104128
*benefit

>>718105839
i thought her staff was a fetilization cut in from the thumbnail

>>718059553 (OP)
safe pedophilia

>>718106394
Incorrect. It's a New Jersey girlfriend without the STDs and high cost.

not exactly a goblin, but i made this for a pal last month

>>718106653
haha ok if you say so

>>718059553 (OP)
There was an ero game called Strive For Power I played once.
Basically you capture various fantasy race girls and breed them for useful traits.
Goblins had the special ability to give birth twice as fast so you use them as breeding slaves for perfect trait combos and then breed your perfect goblin with whatever race you actually wanted to pass the traits onto it.

>>718104416
>>718107073
What the fuck would Office Goblins even do?

>>718100973
>>718101531
ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLV-y3Dk2RY

>>718107194
catalogue and organise your harem for you

>>718059553 (OP)
Hello? Is this thing on? Alright...
Ahem...

SEX WITH GOBLINS

Thank you.

>>718064402
all goblin girls should look cute but also creepy to tell you they are not human but are fuckable.

>>718059553 (OP)
I will make a game for you, just wait for me 2 years, im still in my early days of gamedev, drawing, and 3d modeling

>>718107194
Manage Human-Goblin relations.

>>718107534
The Joblins get priority for being hard workers.

>>718059553 (OP)
I like orcs and goblins in artistic styles where you can find the middle ground that isn't either conveniently attractive (like in generic monster-girl manga) nor scary grotesque butterface (like in western media).
Something both cute and wild and that still looks like it belongs in the same cathegory as their male counterparts.

Need a goblin wife to dominate every night, but also have her sit on my face with her huge ass.

>>718108962
So like balders gay 3 goblins?

>>718071727
I really liked the idea of that game and the gameplay but I can't bring myself to grind the people up for materials :(

>>718106895
Fat biiiiiiiitch

if I wanted a smelly monster bitch I'd go with a fish woman over a gob any day

>>718107720
>>718108962
fucking this, I don't want bimbo goblins but also don't want ugly goblins, give me a
cute creature

>>718109223
Pretty much, ugly enough but still fuckable
I still can't believe Sazza isn't recruitable, what a fucking waste

>>718084719
>>718086841
>>718087250
>cock, dick, balls. penis penis
you guys are gay

>>718111393
yes, and? futa on male is a gay fetish just like ntr

>>718072113
This. At least be cringe and funny or something. That was just boring.

>>718114175
pretend it's 5 layers of irony lil zoom zoom

Goblin
Feet

>>718114608
nay

>>718059838
if I can mod rimworld enough to let me play out a self insert fantasy of a young human boy being rescued and brought up by a tribe/harem of giant fluffy women you could probably do it for goblin women too

>>718085992
not him, i dont have a sister but i have a cousin and she did this while visiting the local family

>>718114175
>nobody even bothered to cringe at my deranged shitpost>>718069231
it's heartbreaking really

>>718111393
This is always levelled as some damning thing.
It's not. We know we are gay or bi.

>>718062738
So do Indians and Blacks. Your point?

>>718116325
Why are you hanging out on /v/ instead of /lgbt/?

Thoughts on yordles?
>mmo never

>>718117551
They're cute.

>>718084719
>futa
>orc
disgusting. just look up Demon Goblin and Mr. Knight for heterosexual human male on female goblin take on that.

>>718117551
>>718117731
I've managed to avoid watching a single second of actual LoL gameplay for my entire life, but still beat my meat rigorously to these blue cuties.
https://files.catbox.moe/hsdmz7.mp4

Alright goblinbros, you've convinced me. I'll put a goblin marriage candidate in my monster girl farming sim. But tell me...how busty do you want her to be?

>>718118210
C cups

>>718118210
Just don't make her too fat. Please, for god's sake, don't make her some hyper proportion bullshit.

>>718118210
Big enough for it to follow the Tamers12345 rule on asses where you can see an ass at any angle. But for boobs.

>>718118210
Whatever you feel is good but make sure her ass is huge.

>>718117551
Shame they are property of Riot.

>>718059553 (OP)
I'm still pissed BG3 has basically only 10000000 shades of elf for companions and some tieflings sprinkled in. Not a singular short race companion, not even a based dwarf.
And then there is Sazza, you can save her 3 separate times but can't have her even hang around your camp. But pointless creep bestiality druid is absolutely needed to hang around

>>718118210
Flat.

>>718118210
G for goblin.

>>718118210
big enough to qualify as a cow.

>>718118210
Give her the biggest tits in the game.

>>718118210
Farming, as in farming what?
If it's milk, then you should make sure she gets big enough to reach the floor. And then you can drain her all the way to AA cups.
Gobbos breed a lot and that's why they can store a ton of milk. Feeding 20 goblets isn't easy.

>>718118246
>>718118281
>>718118589
>>718118815
>>718118818
Oof. Okay, I'll come up with some designs and post then soon.
>>718118424
Oh, absolutely. What good is a goblin with a flat and unappealing ass?
>>718118885
Considering this game will also have a centaur and a literal giant dragoness as marriage candidates, that might be a difficult goal to achieve.

>>718059553 (OP)
>>still no game where goblins are tamable/capable of being domesticated
Elin you braindead nigger ape

>>718118210
Goblins should be flat or shortstacks. Nothing in between.

I prefer flat.

>>718118210
B cups but with a thicc ass. Pear body type.

>>718119501
Based

>>718108962
This here porc is one of my favorite depictions.
Weird-ass pige face but at the same time still cute.
Strongfat, but at the same time neither a grotesque lard-ass nor a tranny-looking roid beast.
Would.

shame about the whole "height of consent" stigma that prevents more games letting you wife a gob woman from existing

>>718119957
>giving a shit about what screeching blue hairs think
I will make my goblin game and if they cry about it, I will use them as free advertisement

>>718087627
>yoinks crown while she's naked and can't chase me

>>718120134
Dude look at that body shape. She's not gonna be chasing anyone.

>>718120037
Problem is the mentally ill zoomer puritans will doxx artists, harass their families, even send them illegal mail, etc.
See what happened with the coffin twins game.

>>718118210
Like this.

>>718060378
*and then we have back-breaking breeding sex until we faint
fixed

>>718118210
As big as you can make her.

>>718120263
This girl is 10% torso

>>718120263
>>718120263
Torso too short, and let's be honest that's just a kyojiri loli

>>718120197
>theyll dox you
They cant do shit unless you leak your own fucking info. And even if they do, you go on social media and tell them right to their faces that they are pussies and wont do shit. And if one or two actually try something, you exercise your right to defend yourself and light them the fuck up if they step so much as an inch onto your property.

>>718062906
holy based

>>718121071
So you're making your game for free? How will you collect payments for it?

>>718118210
B cups, don't fucking make her obese and disgustingly proportioned like all the retarded apes want.

>>718120197
That's old news. The current thing is that the goverment will come after you.

>>718059553 (OP)
Goblins are literally built to be fodder enemies not girlfriends and wives

>>718093543
koyagi!

>>718123182
they are supposed to be fodder girlfiends and wives

>>718060208
*whip crack*

>>718062872
fem goblins lust exclusively for big human cock

>>718123592
This, 70% of adventures end prematurely because a goblin girl prevents the hero from fulfilling his duty.

>>718123592
Why are there so many drawing of goblins as office ladies?

>>718124587
Aggressive and foul-mouthed = sorta kinda bossy-adjacent

>>718115074
Damn, dude.
I've always wanted to have a colony that looks like this, or, you know, in the same genre.
But every time I try its defenses are laughably shit and I get assraped at some point.

>>718118210
Flat if you want my money

>>718124587
Gap moe.

>>718119104
Ultramilk is a requirement
She must put cows to shame
Alternatively, consider big cow

>>718102063
You're disgusting

>>718118210
Fat tits, fat arse. As all goblins should have.

>>718118210
Put two goblins in.
One perflat and one with massive honkers.
Oh, and don't make her a milf, that crap is so overdone.

>>718125712
Cute potato schnoz. Gib sorse.

>>718126752
Lurk moar.
I just saved it from the endless gobbo threads.

>>718060378
>playing video games
>get invited to a lap pillow
>have to play video games at a 90 degree angle
who the fuck greenlit this post

>>718087713
I love nearly everything Forastro does because he makes dumpy shortstacks

>>718062496
>>718062547
>>718062710
I mean all of this stuff is modern retcons. Like actual mythological goblins are way less rapey than modern media likes to depictive. Like if anything it's maphorical rape where a girl looses her innocents due to mystical bullshit. Like the packs of rape goblins are no more accurate than the big tittie female sex goblins. Like everyone is wrong here.

>>718126934
>greenlit
Heh
Also if you cant mentally shift the screen 90 degrees its an actual skill issue

>>718116047
I laughed at it. Was pretty funny, anon.

>>718127027
nobody in the history of humanity has ever successfully played video games like that

>>718126840
>eternal newfag jumping at an opportunity to establish a false sense of superiority over someone else THIS depserately
Brown, trans, and fatherless behavior. Kill yourself. I'm going to sleep.

>>718127139
>Seething retard upset I wouldn't spoonfeed him
lol
lmao
cope etc
Always lurk moar, but I also really don't have the sauce. If you're not a retard and have 4chan X or some derivative then you have the tools at your disposal to find the sauce.

>>718127127
lmao bad

>>718125881
Don't worry, there's already a milf option.
She's a werewolf with three kids.
And just in case you don't want to be a stepdad to the two youngest boys, her oldest child is female and is also a marriage candidate, so you can have an unspoiled werewolf wife.