Thread 718060174

Where is the general Direct? When the fuck is Prime 4 coming out if they keep insisting it's coming out 2025. What is going on with Air Riders? or Hyrule Warriors? Wasn't there supposed to be a Fire Emblem remake? What is happening for the 40th Anniversary of Mario and is that related to whatever the big holiday game is?

I am tired of waiting. Also holy shit my Zengrip 2 is STILL on a boat from China and I can't play handheld because I have Kawhi hands and trying to play raw Switch handheld just makes me lose all feeling in my fingers. Only Satisfye actually created an ergonomic asymmetric grip and I STILL don't fucking have it.

I am so sorry guys I have been refreshing Nintendo of America's twitter every day for the last two months. I just want the real direct already. I actually hollered out "NOOOOO" like Darth Vader when I saw the Partner Showcase Direct announced, I was refreshing right at 8am.

>>718060174 (OP)
i dunno man, i havent even bought a switch 2 yet. ill probs get one for PLZA but i really hope they give me another reason before the end of the year

The Switch 2's been out for2 months, I haven't even beaten bananza yet, do you just not have a life?

>>718060174 (OP)
>comfort is so fucking bad you cant even play without getting cramps
Lol
Lmao even

>>718063113
I actually took a hiatus from Bananza to play Ninja Gaiden Ragebound and II Black on PC/Deck. I did spend a bunch of time on Mario Kart, beat Bowser's Fury for the first time now that the framerate actually works, played a bunch of Zelda and other upgraded works.

Bro I just want to fucking know when to book off time for Prime 4.

>>718063157
The Switch 1 and 2 are not designed for ergonomics in the slightest. They are designed for symmetry so that two little kids and split the controllers apart and play Mario Kart. The Satisfye grips are the only ones I've found that apply the asymmetric grip design to not only make it easier to hold but also fix the way your thumbs move towards the buttons and the stick. I tried like 8 different grips man: none of them fix the core discomfort.

I know there are people who play handheld fine with no grip but I just can't fucking do it. I don't even enjoy the game. I wouldn't trade my big ass hands for anything though, it definitely helps in certain things in life.

Feel so fucking jealous of these reviewers man, the CEO made sure those influencers got the Zengrip 2 early so they could make videos while we paying customers have to wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuJ5_z0H7FU