>>718062018 (OP)
My dog used to freakout at literally everything when I walked him at night as a puppy.
One night he starts barking at a cutout in a shop display just as a literal whore was passing inbetween the shop and us.
She gets startled, feet off the ground and everything, and starts going on about how its a forewarning she's going to get arrested that night as she goes by