Thread 718063202

give me your worst game ideas

>>718063202 (OP)
Donky Kong game but with no soul and no level design

openworld game

>>718063202 (OP)
((your)) favorite game

>>718063202 (OP)
Sport game with tank controls

>>718063202 (OP)
dark souls but rolling is realistic

>>718063202 (OP)
AAA game made by a large company with serious investors.

>>718063202 (OP)
Real life

>>718063202 (OP)
I couldn't even imagine games as bad as the ones Americans already release monthly

>>718063202 (OP)
Open world survival crafting :)

>>718063202 (OP)
Ubisoft's Far Assassin's Division Souls II (mandatory NFTs, also gacha)

>>718063202 (OP)
The Game

>>718063202 (OP)
Resident Evil with 1st person view.


...ohwait

>>718063202 (OP)
Game made entirely to please people who don't buy videogames, don't play videogames, and don't like videogames.

>>718063202 (OP)
a Halo game where Chief is going crazy and running around the galaxy with a couple other Spartans just kinda evading the UNSC all while killing forerunner robot things and Covenant and you play half the game as a lame black guy and Cortana goes crazy and kills people as a god.

>>718063202 (OP)
Horror game akin to Outlast, but you have a Navi-like follower (only the protag can see) acting like a stereotypical black man watching a horror movie all throughout.
>nah! nah! bro don't go in der!
>ah sheiiit you dead, you dead as fuck bro
>book it nigga! that zombie gainin on you!
>dawg don't open that, you dumb as hell sheeit
>this nigga hidin' in a locker acting like he's a hiding seek champ

>>718063202 (OP)
A roguelike gacha game where your units get deleted when they die even if you spent thousands of dollars on them.

>>718063541
Sounds exciting

>>718063202 (OP)
PUBG but 95% of the players are now bots that pretend to be humans

>give me the worst game
>*existing game described in a bad way*
you guys have no imagination

>>718063202 (OP)
80 dollar rpgmaker game with mtx and requires motion controls

>>718063202 (OP)
MMO but the scale is fuck huge like Daggerfall or something and you have to travel everywhere on foot in real time a la Death Stranding

>>718063202 (OP)
Regular guy with a magic fast forward button in a celestial world of immortals, go forward 1 billion years and barely anything (apart from your input) has changed and the npcs say "Oh, anon, haven't seen you in a while"

>>718063489
kek

>>718063202 (OP)
Always online co-op game, open world where you do the same 5 activities in an environment where you activate radio towers to find the same 5 activities on the map, with microtransactions with pay to win items despite being PvE centered

>>718063202 (OP)
Thug Shaker Simulator

Dustborn lore and art style with turn-based combat like that of XCOM: chimera squad.

>>718063202 (OP)
ELEVATOR QTE

>you wait in an elevator
>it goes up
>you miss the QTE it goes down.

>>718064268
kino

>>718063202 (OP)
Hows about combining souls-like cancer with deck building cancer. You can move about just fine, but taking any action like rolling or attacking requires playing a card from your hand.

>>718063202 (OP)
MMO where you start with a set number of days, and every day you dont play the number goes down, when it hits 0 your account is wiped and you need to buy another one.
either you dont care, and are fine with it, or you REALLY get into it, then need to go out of town to go to a funeral or whatever, and lose 3 or 4 days, then christmas with the family, a work trip, and eventually you're down to like, a handfull of days left, so you HAVE to log on every day, because sure you may not like the game, but losing all the progress would suck.

>>718063202 (OP)
Call of duty arcade rhythm game.

An immersive sim fps rpg without shooting gun but loads.
You play as a gay man dying of aids and there are unskippable 2h long gay sex cutscenes and you become weaker as the disease takes hold.

>>718063859
You couldn't even do that, so I guess you have no imagination AND you don't play games.
Make you should go back to /pol/ with your other lefty friends

>>718063202 (OP)
dawn of war 3

>>718064143
phantasy star online 2 new genesis?!

samurai showdown but with giant futa dicks clashing against each other

>>718063202 (OP)
Hentai city management game.

>>718063202 (OP)
any fps game but you have to manually blink and breathe just like in real life

>Escort missions with NPCs who run ahead slower then your run but walk much faster then your walk
>Game has level scaling with quest rewards and unique items; so the vampiric life-drain dagger or gun that shoots a bomb whenever you reload it becomes complete trash 30 mins later in your playthrough
>Game seem to have extremely cool branching paths and replayable content; upon replay the branching path meets back up literally one room later and the rest of the game is linear
>Online only achievements
>FPS game with a selection of different weapons and guns but you get a machine gun that's so OP and stunlocks enemies there's no point using anything else
>Fighting game has a character that's almost an exact duplicate of another, slightly cooler character but just has better stats and frame data for no reason
>Any game with a character select wheel or grid with an odd number of characters; instead of balancing them out there's just ugly empty spots on one side of the list
>MMO where every cool ability, spec, or possible build that isn't exactly damage or healing is just complete trash
>ARPG emphasizing grinding and crafting epic loot but items pretty much only have one stat/attribute on them that matters at all
>Hero Shooter/Character driven game where your favorite character just never gets any good cosmetics for years
>Open world/Immersive sim game which randomly has certain props you can't pick up or interact with despite every power/potion/thing in the game letting you absorb/craft/use physics on everything
>Game is made in "safe horny" era and adds exactly one sexy character, goes ahead and adds another but it's the exact same type of sexy archetype

>>718063541
that sounds hilarious and anyone who legitimately tries to whale it should immediately be added to a government depopulation list
you should have poe style enemy encounters too where 99% of all mobs are worthless trash but that 1% has super stats and will just instant kill you if you're not paying attention

>>718063202 (OP)
the worst game ideas i ever heard were from that movie Her

>>718068789
That was a good move tho

> coop fantasy rpg
> skill system very similar to guild wars 1
> except that instead of picking a secondary class, your race itself is an attribute with its own skills
> graphics should be somewhat cartoony, similar to modern wow
No idea what the story should be

>>718063202 (OP)
Remake of Silent Hill 1 by Bloober Team.
-something even worse-
Remake of Silent Hill 3 by Bloober Team.
Remake of Max Payne 1-2 by woke Remedy.

>>718063202 (OP)
All you have to do is combine everything that makes games bad today.
Live service pixellated (as in indie "retro" flat pixellation a la Undertale) "comfy" p2w gacha multiplayer VN/MTG hybrid and a mandatory p2w match-3 segment replete with lootboxes and AI-generated assets only accessible via social media like those old Facebook farming simulators, DEI and unskippable dubbed Wuk Lamat-esque romance storyline included. It should also be the next (and final) flagship entry in a beloved franchise.

>>718063202 (OP)
Battle royal moba with out of game lootboxes tied to player power in game.

jetpack joyride for the PC but in 3D, multiplayer deathmatch FPS, with full, vomitous, motion sickness inducing rotation and gravity systems that allow for all the walls and ceilings to be walking on as you fly around and shoot at each other. motion blur cannot be changed in the settings. and instead of jetpacks everybody just farts and you can get powerups that let you shit sometimes too

>>718063202 (OP)
sony moviegame

>>718063202 (OP)
persistent open world survival

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Smiling friends party game

RPG with no save option, if you die, exit or shut down the console the world is destroyed and you fail your mission.

>>718063202 (OP)
game set at animal processing plant
you play as animal

>>718063202 (OP)
>top down maze
>limited scope of vision around character
>sliding ice floor
>random pitfalls for trial and error wrong turns that send you back to the beginning
>high random encounter rate
>encounters have instant death spells, high random crit rates, and party wide AoE attacks that hit like a truck
>if the main party member dies it’s automatically game over despite there being revive spells/items
>no save point before the final boss or unlockable shortcuts back to the beginning

>>718063202 (OP)
Platformer with turn based action RPG combat

>>718074683
that's just Smash TV