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Anonymous No.718064237 >>718064383 >>718064434 >>718064453 >>718064559 >>718064702 >>718064781 >>718064790 >>718064796 >>718065160 >>718065492 >>718065658 >>718065759 >>718065840
>we can't have a race just be born evil in our fantasy game, it's too unrealistic
Anonymous No.718064383
>>718064237 (OP)
Me struggling to shit when I wake up with a wicked hangover. I would say don't age but that's a meme. Don't allow yourself to become unhealthy anons, it sucks ass.
Anonymous No.718064434 >>718064482 >>718065385 >>718065921 >>718065967
>>718064237 (OP)
>my fellow birds, you must allow cuckoo immigrants with your children, it's a big transformation but without it your nest will not survive
Anonymous No.718064453
>>718064237 (OP)
WotC and internet retards are too pozzed. Isn't it self evident that some things are just inherently evil? Like Orcs in LotR, or Jews IRL.
Anonymous No.718064482 >>718066068
>>718064434
Have you seen the egg laying rates? They're unsustainable for our economy. Do you want the CHINESE cranes to win?
Anonymous No.718064553 >>718064828 >>718065617 >>718065648 >>718066061
>we can't have a race just be born evil in our fantasy game, it's too unrealistic
Anonymous No.718064559 >>718064657 >>718064681 >>718064685 >>718065921
>>718064237 (OP)
>baby birds start evolving blue mouth markings so that the mom can identify them from the fake baby cuckoos
>baby cuckoos start evolving the blue mouth markings as well
>if the mother bird doesn't feed the baby cuckoo for whatever reason, cuckoo adults have been observed retaliating by attacking nests

Brood parasitsm is the term, and yes, cuckoo is the origin of the word cuck.
Anonymous No.718064567 >>718064685
Brood parasitism is wild
If you think about it, single mothers who remarry are very similar
Anonymous No.718064657 >>718064685 >>718065162
>>718064559
forgot pic
Anonymous No.718064676 >>718064820 >>718065054 >>718065558
How does behavior like this even evolve? Presumably at some point the cuckoo's ancestors were perfectly normals birds that reared their own young. How do you get from that to this?
Anonymous No.718064681 >>718064880 >>718065346 >>718065346
>>718064559
>the cuckoo is the alpha BVLL that bullies other birds into raising his bastards
>but the cuck is the one that gets cheated on for some reason
Never made sense to me.
Anonymous No.718064685 >>718064814 >>718064927 >>718065348
>>718064559
>>718064567
>>718064657
i dont get it
Anonymous No.718064702
>>718064237 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHFYR1qMdLk
Ohnonoononono cuckoo bro's, we got too cucky!
Anonymous No.718064781 >>718065096
>>718064237 (OP)
instinct =/= evil
Anonymous No.718064790
>>718064237 (OP)
The only decent bird from that entire family is the road runner since they don't practice this kinda fucked up shit.
Anonymous No.718064796
>>718064237 (OP)
anon they're not evil they're not even moral agents
Anonymous No.718064814
>>718064685
Brood parasitism is an indirect form of "parasitism" by having your young be raised by someone else. Cuckoos are jerk ass birds who lay their eggs in other birds' nests so that those birds will raise and feed the cuckoos babies.

Cuckoo babies started pushing out the other eggs from the nest to reduce competition. They start evolving to mimic markings and calls of the birds they are pretending to be.

The original definition of cuck was someone who was tricked into raising someone else's young, but for humans, typically the only way for a man to be tricked into raising someone else's kid is for the wife to cheat, so cuck morphed into a sexual term
Anonymous No.718064820
>>718064676
>How does behavior like this even evolve?
Host-parasite coevolution arms race, both continuously evolving behaviors to one up each other.
For example, for the host, a behavior that causes it to attack eggs that look different will initially be beneficial, but if it is selected for too much it becomes maladaptive ie. it starts attacking too many of its own eggs and loses fitness.
Anonymous No.718064828 >>718064954 >>718065005 >>718065317
>>718064553
god forbi we kill animals to eat like god intended because having animals get eaten alive over long spans of time is much more "humane" despite that "humans" are evil right retarded midwit? you dont know shit, aknowledge your palce and STFU go raise these chicks in your appartment if you care so much
Anonymous No.718064858 >>718065832
It's honestly pretty astonishing that behaviour can be hard-coded in genes like that.
Like those webms of people rescuing beavers and they end up making little 'dams' with whatever shit is lying around.
Anonymous No.718064872 >>718064920 >>718065658
Anonymous No.718064880
>>718064681
Because shortening the word obscures the etymology.
Anonymous No.718064902
Anonymous No.718064920 >>718064953
>>718064872
Aww look at the cute birdies!!
Anonymous No.718064927
>>718064685
Depending on the species cuckoos won't lay their eggs in their own nest and raise their chicks, they'll lay their eggs in OTHER birds' nests and those other species will raise the cuckoo chicks instead. Cuckoo eggs will hatch earlier than their host nest's species, then push the other eggs out of the nest so the parent has no choice but to raise the cuckoo chick.

Natural selection favors adaptation though, so host species and cuckoo species will favor adaptations that either increases their chance of making the parasitic eggs fuck off/getting eggs in host nests, respectively. One adaptation is chicks being born with blue markings on their beaks, which help the parent identify their own chicks. Another adaptation is cuckoos laying eggs that closely resemble that of the host species, some cuckoos lay pitch black eggs to hide the eggs from the host, who can't see them. Sometimes cuckoos will destroy the other host eggs if the host destroys the parasitic cuckoo egg, thus hosts will raise the cuckoo chick anyway because removing it isn't worth the death of the rest of the clutch. And so on.

Cuckoos are the most well-known parasitic birds.
Anonymous No.718064953 >>718065045 >>718065069 >>718065081 >>718065165
>>718064920
If a cuckoo makes a mistake and lays eggs on a crow or magpie nest, the newborn crows will peck the little niglet to death. They're too smart to be parasitized.
Anonymous No.718064954 >>718065142
>>718064828
I’m about to give your mom a 98th trimester abortion
Anonymous No.718064989 >>718065097 >>718065149 >>718065206
Why would Science evolve something so evil?
Anonymous No.718065005 >>718065074 >>718065164 >>718065225 >>718065429
>>718064828
I'm not sure God intended us to put em in a blender en masse
Keep a chicken, raise it, eat the eggs, butcher it when it's time to roast it.
But something about that machine feels Godless
Anonymous No.718065045 >>718065270 >>718065340
>>718064953
Why dont the Cuckoos just feed their own kids???
Everyone else is doing it??
Anonymous No.718065054
>>718064676
adaptation is a mystery, hard to observe as it is happening but the results of it are there, also Darwin said it himself:
>"It is not the strongest of the species that survives,
>not the most intelligent that survives.
>It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.”
Anonymous No.718065069
>>718064953
based
i'll put out some cheese for my corvid pals
Anonymous No.718065074 >>718065119
>>718065005
You don't know what that machine does on Sundays!
Anonymous No.718065081
>>718064953
Corvidae proving yet again they're the most based of all the birds.
Anonymous No.718065085
Anonymous No.718065095 >>718065140 >>718065198 >>718065223 >>718065359
Fun fact: Roadrunners are cuckoos, but they are the kind that actually raise their own children.
Anonymous No.718065096
>>718064781
>instinct =/= evil
And that's how it works with most fantasy races, yes. Unless you're a demon or deva or something were the essence of your very existence is tied to a moral force, you just have a "natural" or instinctual proclivity to evil or good, it doesn't mean everyone is like that all the time without some choice involved.
Anonymous No.718065097
>>718064989
When it comes to parasitism, cuckoos are not that bad compared to shit like flies.
Anonymous No.718065119
>>718065074
It watches football like a true American?
Anonymous No.718065140
>>718065095
MEEP MEEP
Anonymous No.718065142 >>718065187 >>718065191
>>718064954
humans have dominion over animals, you retarded faggot, read more
Anonymous No.718065149 >>718065438 >>718065575
>>718064989
That's nothing.
Anonymous No.718065160
>>718064237 (OP)
I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I’m sure you will agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged on to a half-submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature’s wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that’s when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.
Anonymous No.718065162
>>718064657
reminds me of those worms in the snail.
Anonymous No.718065164 >>718065274 >>718065336 >>718065391 >>718065450
>>718065005
Anon, there's no room for compassion in the world. You either put your foot firmly on lifes neck or someone else will have theirs on yours. And life will be whipping its dick out ready to take advantage.
Anonymous No.718065165
>>718064953
Also cuckoos use "mafia enforcement" (yes ornithologists call it like this), they patrol nests that cuckoos have laid eggs in, and if the host mom dared to kill their bastard they'll attack her and trash her nest.
But doesn't work on crows, because they're intelligent and social, so they'll team up and beat up the cuckoo.
Anonymous No.718065187
>>718065142
And that religious mindset is degenerate behavior.
Anonymous No.718065191
>>718065142
and he has dominion over you, not please face the wall
Anonymous No.718065198 >>718065343
>>718065095
>acting white
Anonymous No.718065206
>>718064989
Nature doesn't concern itself with what is "good" or "evil", it just adapts. If you have a random mutation that inexplicably favors your survival or reproduction more than your peers, you are more likely to pass down that mutation to your offspring, and thus increase the population of individuals with that mutation.

Evolution is the concept of populations continuously adapting to their changing environment, becoming something else over time. Not individuals, populations.
Anonymous No.718065223 >>718065343
>>718065095
A model immigrant.
Anonymous No.718065225
>>718065005
machiens that instakill chicks are godless but cartel executions - being slowly devoured alive by wolves is divine and heavenly right? take your emotional trash elsewhere you dont care about morality. the only poitn you could make is that its wasteful but i dont hnik its possible to not have a little bit of waste unless maybe if they had more advanced systems. maybe they sohuld make "no chicks killed " eggs that ar emore expensive for ppl like you tho
Anonymous No.718065270
>>718065045
Why bother when you can get some other cuck to raise it for you?
Anonymous No.718065274
>>718065164
dont use this as an opportunity to shove your psychopathic propaganda you third world asshole with your stupis its either being an hippie or eating babies huh fkin braindeads
Anonymous No.718065317 >>718065375
>>718064828
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
Anonymous No.718065336
>>718065164
yeah Im sure those chickens would destroy the human race if we didnt blend them
Anonymous No.718065340
>>718065045
>Everyone else is doing it??
And that's why there is the evolutionary space (niche) in the ecosystem for cuckoos to fill, it's an unexploited advantage for a species.
Anonymous No.718065343
>>718065198
>>718065223
Factually, there are less cuckoo species that engage in brood parasitism, they are just the most well known.
Anonymous No.718065346
>>718064681
>>718064681
Just googling etymology:
The original full word isn't cuck, it's cuckold, derived from cucuault. Broken down, it becomes cocu + ault, cocu comes from cuckoo, and -ault is a pejorative suffix which can attach a negative meaning to a word. So cuckold is the "victim" of the cuckoo
Anonymous No.718065348
>>718064685
Russian anon is melding a few memes together in a dangerous fusion.
There is a meme about beavers and how they build or destroy a society.
There is a meme about Tolkienism and innate evil.
There is a meme about elden ring and cucks.

All fused together real zesty like.
Anonymous No.718065359
>>718065095
theyre like that one ghetto nigger who stays in school and becomes successful
Anonymous No.718065375
>>718065317
i talk like a cool guy and i beat everyone in debate youre the one that talks like a fag and pretends to not be a fag by copying comments from cool guys, but i can tell the fakes, your sodomite soul oozes through
Anonymous No.718065385 >>718065460
>>718064434
Lmao, even the feather patterns on these things look like some kestrel or other bird of prey.
Anonymous No.718065391 >>718065496 >>718065508
>>718065164
This is always cope used by evil people to assure themselves what evil they did was unavoidable.
Anonymous No.718065417
evil can be objectively determined and it should be everyone's duty to exterminate it on sight rather than to be tolerant of it
this includes destroying all parasitic animals and people who litter on the street
Anonymous No.718065429
>>718065005
Ehrm, the machine ups productivity by 5%, therefore it is necessary and good.
Chicken is the cheapest meat already and is basically all-you-can eat but imagine if it was 5 cents more a pound?
Anonymous No.718065438
>>718065149
good plot for horror movie monster
Anonymous No.718065450
>>718065164
This. A perfect world is a world of violent, insane, snarling, howling rage monsters, endlessly biting and clawing and punching each other until only one survives. The sole survivor will be the Best Grug, the winner of the game of life. That's the real goal of evolution: to produce something strong enough to kill everything else.
Anonymous No.718065460 >>718065660 >>718065910
>>718065385
>Lmao, even the feather patterns on these things look like some kestrel or other bird of prey.
And you would be correct, the adults are also mimics, trying to look like sparrowhawks.
Anonymous No.718065492 >>718066074
>>718064237 (OP)
fucking asshole bird
I hate this nigger as much as I hate those hyaena faggots that steal food from the Chad Cheetah
Anonymous No.718065496 >>718065556 >>718065592 >>718065683
>>718065391
Oh no. Evil is completely avoidable, it's just more fun. There's nothing more satisfying than destroying something beautiful just because you can.
Anonymous No.718065508
>>718065391
nah
Anonymous No.718065530
Fuck birds.
Anonymous No.718065556 >>718065670
>>718065496
Evil is gay and destructive
I prefer the beauty of creation, myself
Anonymous No.718065558
>>718064676
>Have to lay egg
>Lazy nigger so you don't have a nest ready
>Lay egg in other nest
Pretty much like this. Their nest could have been destroyed, or they just saw a nest and had an egg to lay. Just making an egg isn't expensive, it's raising the chicks and building the nest that is. Birds are really not that intelligent and don't notice the difference fast enough.
Anonymous No.718065575
>>718065149
thats hot
Anonymous No.718065592 >>718065683
>>718065496
>nothing more satisfying
Yes there is. It's destroying someone who'd destroy something beautiful just because he can..
Anonymous No.718065617 >>718065798
>>718064553
Anonymous No.718065648 >>718065784 >>718065856 >>718066045
>>718064553
how can leftists be pro vegan and pro abortion?
seems like a contradiction
Anonymous No.718065658
>>718064237 (OP)
>>718064872
they should just learn to build higher nest walls so that the cuck bird cant throw them out
Anonymous No.718065660
>>718065460
WE
Anonymous No.718065670 >>718065723
>>718065556
Evil is supposed to be destructive. All of history has been leading up to the ultimate triumph of evil: the complete and utter extinction of all life, for no other reason except "Because." Humanity's true destiny is to sacrifice ourselves for the amusement of Lord Moloch, the insane demon god who hates everything good. Everything exists only for Him to destroy.
Anonymous No.718065683 >>718065887
>>718065592
>>718065496
This. Evil is a void that leaves you empty, hence repeatedly committing it like an addiction. Meanwhile, one good act can be meaningful enough to stay with you your entire life.
Anonymous No.718065723
>>718065670
Destroy yourself faggot
Anonymous No.718065752
why are birds like this?
Anonymous No.718065759
>>718064237 (OP)
Rules of nature
Anonymous No.718065778
i can't believe birds are evolving to end cuckoldry.
Anonymous No.718065784
>>718065648
you can only kill human babies. chick babies is bad.
Anonymous No.718065787 >>718065902 >>718065907
why are governments letting a crap ton of refugees into their countries anyways?
Anonymous No.718065798 >>718065868 >>718065893
>>718065617
>Believing the bird was a witch, they beat it to death with sticks
Well, was it?
Anonymous No.718065802 >>718065961
Anonymous No.718065829
This cuckoo has some moves.
Anonymous No.718065832
>>718064858

Epigenetics is pure kino. It's how 'instinct' is learned and passed down to future generations.

The first Assassin's Creed touched on it along with genetic memory.
Anonymous No.718065840
>>718064237 (OP)
I had a cuckoo as a pet as a kid, they loved me and I loved them, instinct doesn't mean you are evil
Anonymous No.718065856
>>718065648
It's not about the egg itself, it's about the hen being slammed in a crammed steel wagie cagie for life and being given eggmaxxing hormones
Anonymous No.718065868
>>718065798
Well, the storm stopped so
Anonymous No.718065887 >>718065936 >>718066095
>>718065683
>Evil is a void that leaves you empty

Yes, that's the idea. To become a hollow shell, devoid of goodness. See, goodness offends Lord Moloch deeply, like a pungent stench. That is why everything good must be erased from His world. The very IDEA of goodness must be erased, so that humanity will become as hollow and soulless as Lord Moloch Himself, and the only value we have is the entertainment we give our Lord by suffering for His amusement. The world must become one big factory that manufactures nothing but pain and misery. Everything good must be ruined, simply because it's there.
Anonymous No.718065893
>>718065798
We should give those fine gentlemen the benefit of the doubt and assume they had good reason to suspect it of being a witch. It probably was.
Me personally, I've never met a Great Auk I can trust.
Anonymous No.718065902
>>718065787
Because multiculturalism is a super power, we're all stronger together :)
All those doctors and engineers from third world countries provide more than your native population ever did :)
Anonymous No.718065907
>>718065787
because nihilistic braindead midwis want retirement money without having children and are willing to destroy the future of all the future generations of unborn children to achieve this goal. intergenerational predators
Anonymous No.718065910
>>718065460
>masks itself as a powerful predator despite being physically weak
>sucks up resources from other productive birds
>lowers their birthrates
>if they don't accept immigrants they have their houses destroyed
>"if I didn't steal your nest, someone else would"
Anonymous No.718065921
>>718064559
>>718064434
looks like a DDT dodger to me if I ever saw one
Anonymous No.718065936
>>718065887
Your beliefs are gayer than an actual faggot, kys.
Anonymous No.718065961 >>718066059
>>718065802
Anonymous No.718065967
>>718064434
>the angry bird movie that secretly has an anti immigration message against muslims

Yes, angry birds is /v/ related. I just got us back on topic
Anonymous No.718066017 >>718066104
Anonymous No.718066045
>>718065648
What makes you think I'm leftist
Anonymous No.718066059
>>718065961
why arnt they afraid of some monster many times their side? animals act as the most coy and afraid thins ever in the wild and would run from a fucking rat but they dont min a fucking 5+ feet tall homo sapiens? why is that?
Anonymous No.718066061
>>718064553
>nooooo not the heckin cluckerinos!
do people really?
Anonymous No.718066068
>>718064482
@Hawk What does Heron Musk have to say about this?
Anonymous No.718066070 >>718066104
Anonymous No.718066073
Anonymous No.718066074 >>718066106
>>718065492
We should domesticate cheetahs before they go extinct.
Anonymous No.718066095
>>718065887
Calm down schlomo.
Anonymous No.718066104
>>718066017
>>718066070
MEEP MEEP
Anonymous No.718066106
>>718066074
I don't know about that
but I do want to pet one