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Anonymous No.718065256 >>718065293 >>718065305 >>718065576 >>718066080 >>718066084 >>718066209 >>718071416 >>718073264 >>718076568 >>718079920
I... am Dante
Anonymous No.718065287
CHICKEN TRIGGER
Anonymous No.718065293 >>718070721
>>718065256 (OP)
>I am the Sbeve that is approaching
Anonymous No.718065305
>>718065256 (OP)
go on...
Anonymous No.718065353
WOOOAHH NELLY THIS PARTY IS GETTING CUHRAAAAZZY *riffs on the air guitar*

Jack Black sadly fits Dante too well.
Anonymous No.718065387
What a toolbag
Anonymous No.718065576 >>718065991
>>718065256 (OP)
how did le "funny" fatman suddenly become the go-to actor for these type of characters?
Anonymous No.718065909 >>718073150
BANG BANG BANG
Pull my chicken finger
Anonymous No.718065956
JACK
>*looks directly at the camera, eyebrow raises*
POT
Anonymous No.718065991
>>718065576
He's the only one who'll say yes
Anonymous No.718066080
>>718065256 (OP)
I see it working
Anonymous No.718066084
>>718065256 (OP)
He could make it work.
Anonymous No.718066209
>>718065256 (OP)
EBONY AND IVORY
Anonymous No.718066241
DEVIL TRIGGER
Anonymous No.718066251 >>718075302
THIS is the greatest game in the world. . . tribute
Anonymous No.718066460
TRIIIISH TRI-TRI-TRIIISH
TRI-TRIIIIIISH TRI-TRI-TRI-TRIIIIIISH

I TALKED TO FUCKIN TRISH
Anonymous No.718067260 >>718067395 >>718067440 >>718067783 >>718068657 >>718068698 >>718068810 >>718069321 >>718069672 >>718070540 >>718070598 >>718072502 >>718073102 >>718074956
Who should play Vergil?
Anonymous No.718067395
>>718067260
Chris Pratt
Anonymous No.718067440 >>718068861
>>718067260
Ryan Gosling
Anonymous No.718067783
>>718067260
Adolf Hitler
Anonymous No.718067846
I'd take a parody dmc movie
but even better, MGR. Sam is fat, raiden is a shrimp pimply nerd and the metal gears are just stacks of people covered in cardboard.
Anonymous No.718068603
wtf is THAT what the D stands for??
Anonymous No.718068657
>>718067260
Debra Wilson
Anonymous No.718068698
>>718067260
Jason Mamoa.
Anonymous No.718068810
>>718067260
Jack Black in a wig.
Anonymous No.718068861
>>718067440
Gosling will play Nero
Anonymous No.718068967
>Jack Black as Dante
>Jason Mamoa as Vergil
>Debra Wilson as Morrison (who is now Dante's boss)
>Jenna Ortega as Trish
>Zendaya as Lady
>Samuel L Jackson as Arkham
>Keanu Reeves as Nero
Anonymous No.718069056 >>718069153
Fuck off and die wanna be kikes
Anonymous No.718069153 >>718069609
>>718069056
actually he's only half kike in this case
Anonymous No.718069210
One day yt recommended me this and I kinda dig it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5bwJ6GgnU
Anonymous No.718069321
>>718067260
James Franco since he looks like DMC5 Vergil, though he got kicked out of hollywood.
Anonymous No.718069609 >>718070738 >>718071014
>>718069153
His mother is Ashkenazi which makes him 100% Jew. Their inheritance is matrilineal.
Anonymous No.718069672
>>718067260
Vergil and Dante should both be played by the same actor.
Anonymous No.718069684
Yep. This is kino.
Anonymous No.718070540
>>718067260
Obviously his butt buddy Kyle Gass
>but they had drama
Even more thematically appropriate then.
Anonymous No.718070598
>>718067260
the same guy
Anonymous No.718070721
>>718065293
>>I am the fligu that is approaching
Anonymous No.718070738
>>718069609
>Jews came up with a way to disinherit the bastard children when their men run around being whores, but leave the women stuck with the bill.
>The usual crybabies dont moan about it because they dont want to me called antisemitic
Just more typical Semitic antics.
Anonymous No.718071014
>>718069609
it's a half-demon joke you dork
Anonymous No.718071052 >>718075868
Anonymous No.718071416
>>718065256 (OP)
DEVIL TRIGGER
Anonymous No.718072502
>>718067260
Sydney Sweeney topless
Anonymous No.718073102
>>718067260
Pedro Pascal
Anonymous No.718073150
>>718065909
haha
Anonymous No.718073264
>>718065256 (OP)
so fvcking epiche...
Anonymous No.718074956
>>718067260
Matthew mccounghey
Anonymous No.718075302
>>718066251
Kino...
Anonymous No.718075537
I can't believe Vergil said that about Mundus
in front of all those people...
Anonymous No.718075806
>quick we gotta get the power back and hightail it the HECK outta here before
>did somebody say... power?
Anonymous No.718075868
>>718071052
SO HERE I AM
Anonymous No.718076568 >>718079268
>>718065256 (OP)
So where's all Jack Black arts on wplace? Most popular movie somehow made no lasting impact whatsoever.
Anonymous No.718079268 >>718079764
>>718076568
>wplace
are you talking about that map where people draw gay flags and deltatroon?
Anonymous No.718079764
>>718079268
no that's /v/
Anonymous No.718079920
>>718065256 (OP)
I... am Black Rock