Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:53 PM
No.718065353
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WOOOAHH NELLY THIS PARTY IS GETTING CUHRAAAAZZY *riffs on the air guitar*
Jack Black sadly fits Dante too well.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:49 PM
No.718065576
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>>718065991
>>718065256 (OP)
how did le "funny" fatman suddenly become the go-to actor for these type of characters?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:15:16 PM
No.718065909
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>>718073150
BANG BANG BANG
Pull my chicken finger
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:00 PM
No.718065956
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JACK
>*looks directly at the camera, eyebrow raises*
POT
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:50 PM
No.718065991
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>>718065576
He's the only one who'll say yes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:22:25 PM
No.718066251
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>>718075302
THIS is the greatest game in the world. . . tribute
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:10 PM
No.718066460
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TRIIIISH TRI-TRI-TRIIISH
TRI-TRIIIIIISH TRI-TRI-TRI-TRIIIIIISH
I TALKED TO FUCKIN TRISH
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:25 PM
No.718067846
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I'd take a parody dmc movie
but even better, MGR. Sam is fat, raiden is a shrimp pimply nerd and the metal gears are just stacks of people covered in cardboard.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:11:20 PM
No.718068603
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wtf is THAT what the D stands for??
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:17:40 PM
No.718068967
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>Jack Black as Dante
>Jason Mamoa as Vergil
>Debra Wilson as Morrison (who is now Dante's boss)
>Jenna Ortega as Trish
>Zendaya as Lady
>Samuel L Jackson as Arkham
>Keanu Reeves as Nero
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:19:15 PM
No.718069056
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>>718069153
Fuck off and die wanna be kikes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:20:58 PM
No.718069153
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>>718069609
>>718069056
actually he's only half kike in this case
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:53 PM
No.718069210
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One day yt recommended me this and I kinda dig it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5bwJ6GgnU
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:24:03 PM
No.718069321
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>>718067260
James Franco since he looks like DMC5 Vergil, though he got kicked out of hollywood.
>>718069153
His mother is Ashkenazi which makes him 100% Jew. Their inheritance is matrilineal.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:30:08 PM
No.718069672
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>>718067260
Vergil and Dante should both be played by the same actor.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:46:44 PM
No.718070540
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>>718067260
Obviously his butt buddy Kyle Gass
>but they had drama
Even more thematically appropriate then.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:50:54 PM
No.718070738
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>>718069609
>Jews came up with a way to disinherit the bastard children when their men run around being whores, but leave the women stuck with the bill.
>The usual crybabies dont moan about it because they dont want to me called antisemitic
Just more typical Semitic antics.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:55:54 PM
No.718071014
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>>718069609
it's a half-demon joke you dork
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:37 PM
No.718075537
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I can't believe Vergil said that about Mundus
in front of all those people...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:07 PM
No.718075806
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>quick we gotta get the power back and hightail it the HECK outta here before
>did somebody say... power?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:45 PM
No.718076568
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>>718079268
>>718065256 (OP)
So where's all Jack Black arts on wplace? Most popular movie somehow made no lasting impact whatsoever.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:01:57 PM
No.718079268
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>>718079764
>>718076568
>wplace
are you talking about that map where people draw gay flags and deltatroon?
