Thread 718067062

>boohoohoo I'm so sad about my ex
Why is he such a bitch? Didn't even get ripped away from him in a cosmic tragedy.

I mean, from his point of view she was?
The entire ordeal was out of his control, might as well have been a cosmic tragedy.

>tumblr noses
yikes

Can I play this game and completely ignore the ex thing?

this game filtered millions, truly a modern masterpiece.

>>718067381
>Can I play this game
only if you are a cuck or like taking it in the ass

>>718067062 (OP)
Gay author so he doesn't understand what loving a woman is like

And neither does his audience so he gets away with it

>>718067062 (OP)
>Commie propaganda: the video game

Here's your mobile version bro.

>>718067407
What the fuck chat is this true

>>718067189
>The entire ordeal was out of his control
What kind of retarded incel cope is this? She didn't force him to become a cop in a literally lawless shithole of a city, in the most understaffed and overworked precinct in the objectively worst part of town. He made that choice himself and stuck with it even when it was becoming obvious the work was ruining his life.

>>718068894
He became a cop for her and it spiraled far out of his control, but it's not like any other option was better.

>Sits down in chair
>Dies
fucking masterpiece

>>718067381
>can i play minecraft and ignore the blocks in the game

>>718068894
Harry was happy and satisfied as a gym teacher for kids, it was his wife who forced him to become a cop by saying a gym teacher wasnt good enough. This is canon to the game.

>>718067062 (OP)
>Why is he such a bitch?
She killed his kid and ditched him even after he forgave her and took her back in for ditching him the first time.

what is it with leftist artists and red noses

>>718067381
you can, the game even congratulates you for not bringing it up even once.

>>718067062 (OP)
being sad about your ex is ok and normal you sociopath

>>718071554
you can also die if your Harry has 2 hp bars, lose one, equip a clothing item to have an extra hp bar, lose one while using it, then unequip it.
death by lack of swag.

>>718073603
he's an alcoholic
and not the
>oh haha yeah i drink
but the
>my face feels bloated, it must have been the 30 handles of vodka i drank this month

>>718067062 (OP)
You made him that way, dumbass. He could’ve been a cool gay super cop banging hot spies, but you had to be a pathetic sadsack incel because you can’t help it.

>>718073910
it's not only him
i've seen the other portraits from the game
pretty much all of them have a red tint

>>718067062 (OP)
You don't understand, she was the finest elfin-looking piece of ass in all of the insulindies

>>718074075
they are also alcoholic
welcome to revachol

>>718074075
1) half the character are probably alcoholics
2) it's awful wet, cold and windy weather in martinaise when the game takes place
3) noses are generally redder

>>718074271
>>718074305
just sounds like something made up to fit the artsyle of a gay retard from tumblr

>>718074469
my sincerest apologies for disco elysium not having the artstyle of a gay retard from /v/

>>718074469
Nigga's never been outside in the cold before

>>718074597
>>718074648
go play your woke tumblr game

>>718074818
Go worship at the altar of the orange pedophile you gay jew fuck

>>718073770
Some people lose their loved ones in tragedies or sick accidents and they keep living on as normal without going getting blackout drunk, threatening suicide to every random person they meet and waving guns at innocents when they have a job with responsibilities. Even the pilot who crashed a plane in a mountain didn't act this pathetic.

>>718074918
you think i like trump? you guys really are retarded

>>718074983
And some people just fall apart over minor things.
It's almost as if not everyone acts the same way.

>>718074983
Literally every childhood friend harry had is dead now.

>>718074469
Kim is the only proven non-alcoholic in the game and he looks normal

>>718075016
>Dude I totally owned them bro!
Hey pipsqueak, being retarded online isn't a good hobby.

>>718075380
>UUUH CHUD YOU ARE LE DUMB
wow

>>718075461
You look like that and say that.

>>718075339
>see post
>look up character
>tumblr nose
why do you lie

>>718075727
>>look up character
uh huh
don't shit up threads for game you never played next time
in fact don't do things just for the sake of causing outrage to yourself or others is a good rule to live by
good luck

>>718075965
why lie about the character having a tumlbr nose?
are you embarrassed by it? what's the fucking point

>>718075727
Man Kim looks like a WW2 anti jap propaganda poster but all fanart of him depicts him as a korean kpop twink

>>718076030
>Muh tumber nose
One observation.

>>718076327
all of the them have varying degrees of it you retard

Harry was a Chad.

>>718076506
One single observation. Obsessed. Chimping mad over it even.

>>718076757
His bitch burgeois ex wife ruined his life.
He should have stayed a gym teacher like he wanted to.

>>718076935
you really are retarded and blind
there's even another example in the post above yours

>>718077120
>noooo the tumby nose nooooo help me niggerman noooo it makes me madangry noooo

>tumblr nose
Is this like some new flavour of the month thing? Kinda like how everyone explicitly spammed "humiliation ritual" for a short while.

>>718077418
lmao retard

>>718077763
No this one is kinda old, back when tumblr and "social justice warriors" were the 4chan boogeymen.

>>718077763
not him and I like Disco Elysium but tumblr nose has been a meme since like 2011 or earlier. you must be very new

>>718078250
>noooo tumby nose nooo

>lie about characters not having tumblr noses
>get called out
>melty
many such cases

>Get mindbroken over tumblr nose
>Continue to chimp out all over the thread about it
>Lose the argument
Happens all the time

>>718077763
It's a very specific artstyle that immediately recognizable and it's literally political. Nowadays it's been replaced by diversity-"art" (GoodStudio ) but it's still trash.

>>718078250
you just learned the phrase today and already using it like a toddler who picked up a new swear word lmao. sit down and let the grown-ups hate things properly.

seems to be pretty cold in revachol, my nose would probably turn red too if i went there

>>718078256
>>718078272
>>718079139
Thanks. I swear I have been here for over a decade and somehow managed to completely miss this meme. Or maybe I just have finally developed dementia.

>>718079265
>t. media literacy certificate holder

fuck off with your eceleb threads

>>718067271
Common feature in alcoholics

>>718067062 (OP)
what's funnier is they weren't even married

>>718068894
>She didn't force him to become a cop
She kinda did

>>718073910
>this month
Try "last night" instead

and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows(like a lightbulb)

maxed out my half-light at day 3, wish me luck..
wanted to see how many points you can put into a skill and it's 16 total although it seems like overkill for most tasks

>>718067062 (OP)
same reason she dumped him, because he's a sad beta cuck who only succeeds at anything because the game's written that way

>>718067062 (OP)
Libtards tend to be very weak.

>>718083306
you missed the part where he is actually a hard-boiled detective, so I guess you didn't play the game

>>718067062 (OP)
It is a woketard game, and being thoroughly defeated by a woman is close to their hearts. Protag's a scapegoat they get to project their insecurities on.

>>718079139
>Inherently political
>"Everything is political"
Don't be retarded.
It's just a stupid-looking artstyle.
Step back from the edge anon.
You've been staring into the abyss too long.