Thread 718068846

This is deadass a bad game

>>718068846 (OP)
yeah its Michael Jackson BAD

ITS BAD ITS BAD YOU KNOW IT

>>718068846 (OP)
>This is deadass
what are you talking about

>>718068846 (OP)
It would have been disappointing even if it were $20 DLC.
They learned all the wrong lesson's from BoTW's success.

>>718068846 (OP)
Reminder that TotK is still the most acclaimed game of 2025 lmao

>>718068846 (OP)
>>718069261
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718068846 (OP)
It is awful. Somehow managed to be worse than BotW. No long time Zelda veteran enjoyed these two piles of shit.

>>718070587
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718070952
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

Eric... you won and got laid.

>>718071037
>>718071092
>>718071092
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718069261
it’s beyond fucking obvious that the tutorial island was meant to be the DLC and why everything after feels so lazy and rehashed. The tutorial island has the most unique aesthetic that actually feels like its own game as well as cool toga link

>sky islands
>not called “skylands”
why did they do this? Sky islands sounds so clunky and stupid

>>718071298
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718071298
>used in all promo material and advertising
>can’t even upgrade the toga armor and is immediately discarded after you leave the tutorial zone
why did they do this? It gave Link a unique feel for this otherwise retread of a game

>>718071476
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718071298
>TotK
>lazy

Kek wake me up when the rest of the industry catches up to Nintendo

JUST ACCEPT it was kino and it only lost TGA goty because it didn't have enough leftist woke points for geoff's wannabe hollywood sensibilities

>>718071627
RIP Sony and Xbox

>>718070952
>nintendo game
>shock and rage when it's baby mode easy

What were you trying to prove, that you have never played a Zelda title before?

>>718071770
It's fake bro. It's an emulator glitch. This schizo has been seething for a decade.

>>718071627
>>718071714
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

It's
*pauses what I was going to type because I just saw a korok puzzle*
a fun and great Zelda title however
*follows a flower that moves about to get another korok seed*
it is really too similar to the first game which gets annoying when
*builds yet another car to help a korok move across the map for 2 korok seeds i dont need*
the game is so huge and time consuming

>>718071924
Seek help schizo.

>>718071857
I've beaten Botw on master mode, including all of the DLC bosses in master mode, and even I will say that you can beat near enough anything by brute forcing damage with overpowered gear.

In Botw it was spamming the two kinds of bomb to stunlock basically everything.

In Totk, it's spamming the dazzle fruit / shock fruit to stunlock everything.

>>718071558
Catches up to Half Life 2 physics lmaop

>>718068846 (OP)
I loved Link's Awakening.
Can't believe how bad both botw and totk are. Overrated pieces of shit.
Fans are tasteless plebs.

>>718071924
>>718072065
>>718072067
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718071558
to play devils advocate the underground was just an inverted version of the map above which was already rehashed from BoTW so it couldn’t have been hard to program at all. Also the sky wasn’t as big as this hypothetical situation is making it out to be

>>718071992
There are like 5 official nintendo zelda books for these games and I am not going to buy one just for the "editors revised version" to come out a year later.

>>718072098
>>718072160
>>718072165

You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718071558
Snoytendies are unironically floored by the amazing tech nintendo implemented

The tech: literally just the latest havok physics engine that nintendo bought a license for and put in the game

>>718072205
>>718072112
Get a job faggot

>>718072065
Yawn...

>>718068846 (OP)
Blackrock employee.

>>718072252
>>718072256
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718072259
You're doing 1/10 of the bosses health in a single hit and poise breaking them because you're overpowered, not sure what you're trying to prove here other than you've never played Elden Ring.

Imagine being so stupid even the website you're using hates you.

>>718072520
Let me know when any developer makes a better game than BotW/TotK.

>>718068846 (OP)
its the first game with like 2 new areas idk who i hate more people with 0 standards or the greedy ass kike megacorps

>>718068846 (OP)
I LOVE tears of the kingdom. It is my favorite bideo game and I spend many many hours enjoying it :) What is my name?

>>718072098
botws not a good zelda game but it is fun on cemu with linkle mod
theres a some decent mods on there too like x2 durability

>>718072256
>>718072520
>>718072794
>>718072974
>>718073068

You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718073068
the durability system is so bad. I know what they were going for, they wanted you to have to think on your feet and use weapons you might otherwise ignore in a pinch but in reality it just made me avoid most combat situations

>>718073161
Weapon durablity is fine in the early/mid-game, but the enemies have so much HP in the end-game that it’s not worth breaking your weapons to fight them.

>>718068846 (OP)
it's an okay game, it's just a very bad zelda game

>>718072067
The tech in half life is really convincing smoke and mirrors. Still impressive, but not well implemented outside a controlled setting until TOTK

Link feet
Link feet
Link feet
Link feet

>>718073161
>>718073537
>>718073485
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

>>718068846 (OP)
>deadass
stop emulating niggers

>>718068846 (OP)

It was fine. It had stuff that was great. It had stuff that was bad. TotK suffers as it lacks the adventure of the first game. BotW suffers from the lack of the cool TotK things like enemies, bosses and the better dungeons. Both are 8/10 good games but arent perfect.

>>718073039
Darren

>>718074123
You lost and got raped,, ; Eric

It was fine. It wasn’t great. It was ok. Will I ever replay it? Definitely not. Maybe in 10 years. It’s “fine”