Thread 718073640

Smoking cigarettes is nice when I'm piss drunk but that shit isn't worth it because it makes you and your clothes smell fucking awful. The smelliest people I have ever smelt had that stale second hand smome smell on them made, even worse with their BO.

Every time I smoke I notice a few new white hairs (which i pluck out) so I avoid smoking because I'm trying to youthmaxx.

based, I'm rolling myself an American Spirit cigarette right now

>>718073856
Thats called getting old brother

>>718073856
You're not supposed to pluck them out.....

have fun with chemo, buddy

>>718073640 (OP)
>2025
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?

>Y-You get addicted to them!
No you don't, except if you are underage or incapable of smoking in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

>>718073856
you're just getting old retard

>>718073856
I never smoked and I barely drink and I'm already getting white hairs before 40

>>718074341
based delusional

>>718073640 (OP)
This but alcohol.

>>718074013
>>718074354
Yeah,but if I don't smoke, I don't get any new white hairs.

>>718073640 (OP)
>makes you bald and older quicker
>permanently decreases your stamina and income
ftfy

>>718075136
genetic issue

Why?

If its nicotine you want then get a zyn pouch or whatever

If its the pleasing action of smoking
Then smoke a stogie

>>718074943
based newfag

Smoking was fun and all until the day I realized I could no longer take a deep breath.

>>718073856
I only have white hairs on my balls for some reason

>>718073640 (OP)
How? Unless you've dissembled that cigarette and replaced half or more of the tobacco with weed.

>>718074341
>Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
When you're dead and I'm not and I say "yes" who will there be to contradict me?

>>718074341
this pasta has NEVER failed to make me kek

>>718073640 (OP)
>enhances your gaming and your sports

>>718073640 (OP)
even when I smoked cigarettes I would never consider them as contributing to fun wtf
the only game I could feasibly play while smoking was league of legends
have since quit both and am much better off for it

>>718074341
They're to fuckin expensive in cuckstralia

>makes gaming fun again
pic related + caffeine is all a gamer ever needs

>>718077842
is this joint all weed and no tobacco? that's insane

>>718078012
>eurofag
yikes. learn to toke, tobacco is for drug addicts

>>718074943
I spent a year in my 20s smoking 1-3 cigs a day - had a nice walking path right outside the front door.
Quit when I moved, never felt like I was missing much after a month or additcted, but looking back, it was the happiest year of my life.
I've committed to taking up the habit again when I retire but I'm worried self-righteous Reddit shitters will kill another good thing while they goon to tranny porn like that's healthy.
>>718075001
I've had my share of liquor but going in is waaaay more fun than going out.
With cigs, I just felt pleasant all day.

>>718075508
Your balls are older than you.

>>718078012
Americans don't roll spliffs outside of areas with a large amount of Caribbean people. I was the first in my crew to start rolling them and my friends didn't wanna smoke after me for years. It's also a side effect of our weed being trash and needing an extra kick.

t. New Yorker that travels a lot and can NEVER find grabba/fronto in smoke shops elsewhere

bro nicotine fucking sucks you feel good for 2 minutes tops then it fades. with weed it at least lasts for a good 30m-2h.