Thread 718082574

*looks over to chat, sighs* Alright guys, looks like we've got some fucking assholes trolling in the chat. Let me just ban these idiots... *leans in* Fuck you, fuck you, AAAAAND fuck you! Huh huh! *burp*

>>718082574 (OP)
God I fucking love watching him take his cosmic punishment.

>>718082574 (OP)
What's wrong with banning trolls? DSP is a retard for sure but that doesn't mean he has to put up with haters shitting up his chat.

>>718083045
Absolutely nothing but these faggots have been obsessed with the man for over a decade now. Plenty of dipshit streamers out there but for some reason they fixate on DSP and also feel they need to take him down and end his life.

>>718082574 (OP)
reminder that DSP beat AoL's final boss without cheesing it, but thousands of faggot zelda fanboys who pretend to have beaten the first two games claim its only possible by cheesing.
reminder that DSP's complaints about totk are literal mirrors of what the "it sucks" essayists say, meaning that their real problem was that they were too fucking stupid to actually understand the puzzles.

DSP is more competent than the average ootbaby

DSP was only good when he recorded with a camcorder in front of his TV and got drunk back when he actually had a social life. It only went downhill from there. *snort*

Ok guys, we've been playing for 1 hour now and the amount of support has been pitiful! Seems like the game isn't good if I'm not getting 100 dollars an hour playing it, clearly y'all need me to play something better, it's absolutely not the fact that I'm a shit person with zero charisma who isn't able to be funny.

Please, donate now, or I am not gonna eat on camera for your viewing pleasure!

>>718082574 (OP)
So, he banned you?.

>>718083563
>not only brainwashes retards to give him free money
>he also makes them watch him eat on camera and they think it's a "reward"

I'm convinced DSP is a genius, imagine being able to hypnotize tards like this

>>718083563
the colour of those dogs are so disturbing.

Post iconic places in video games.

HES FAT!
HE'S BALD!

>>718082574 (OP)
DSP is the most powerful lolcow
Evaded any form of consequence for 15+ years and outlives everyone who stands against him
Kneel

The face of a man who won.

DSP is so fucking uninteresting that the only people who think about him at all are just as if not more retarded than

>>718083563
This is the craziest shit. The fact he considers eating fast food on stream a reward for his viewers is bizarre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7HNquG0f1s

Who's the other fat one that married the 18 year old?

>>718084051
Funny how he married the female version of himself. Can't get more looksmatched than this.

>>718084339
SHE'S FAT

>>718084339
Phil is based for being an architect hermit.

>>718084339
Phil either absorbs personality traits from others or outright transforms people into his own image.

>>718084339
>fuck you trolls i have a swimsuit model gf who is gonna bring in so much cash
He was hoist by his hubris here.

>>718083791
that shadow on the pillow looks like a piss stain

>>718083563
>>718084174
>dsp-stalking kiwitroons pretend they don't know about dsp tries it

>>718083716
the only reason he can do that is because he's retarded himself
any normal person would go insane trying to do what he does

What is he the king of?

>>718083234
>Plenty of dipshit streamers out there but for some reason they fixate on DSP and also feel they need to take him down and end his life.
2 years ago I would have agreed but right now he absolutely IS insufferable. His begging is getting out of control and he just cant stop begging every 10 minutes, keeps talking about his stupid ass goals and went all in on "I literally only play games to make money". He isnt even hiding anymore that he only cares about the money and constantly threats that he drops game X when his paypigs dont donate enough money. Like, he literally dropped games afer the FIRST stream because he didnt reach his "goal". I always was indifferent to this guy and even think he had some genuinely funny moments, but right now he derserves everything he gets.

>>718085374
Being a seething impotent bitch I guess.

>>718082574 (OP)
Reminder that DSP is actually based and /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

His RE6 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His 1886 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw

His Evolve review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

>>718083405
Troll post? He was getting clip farmed over his TotK playthrough because he didn't have the ability to critically think.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SZqmh8yR_R8&pp=ygUQZHNwIHRvdGsgcHV6emxlcw%3D%3D

>>718085374
what a followup

He has to be mentally stunted or something
Not even twelve year olds whine this much

>>718085562
>critical thinking
>tears of the kingdom
pick one and only one