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truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718091210 >>718091295 >>718091606 >>718092134 >>718092436 >>718092487 >>718092604 >>718095571 >>718097420 >>718097489 >>718098801 >>718099223 >>718100307 >>718100742 >>718100962 >>718102094 >>718102932 >>718103757 >>718103832 >>718103901 >>718105395
I have been blessed with perfect taste.
Name a game, any game, and I'll give you THE objective take on it.
Anonymous No.718091295 >>718091351
>>718091210 (OP)
Is TF2 the best hero shooter?
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718091351 >>718091674 >>718100015
>>718091295
No it's the only good one
Anonymous No.718091352 >>718091874
REDO!
Anonymous No.718091415 >>718091665 >>718091874
should videogames have more lolis in it? this one's for all the marbles.
Anonymous No.718091438 >>718092101
Dungeon Keeper
Anonymous No.718091606 >>718092606
>>718091210 (OP)
Actraiser.
truther ipM9UJBmKA No.718091665 >>718091904
>>718091415
Yes.
Anonymous No.718091674
>>718091351
you exposed yourself as a fraud really fast
Anonymous No.718091750 >>718091874
Death Stranding
Anonymous No.718091758 >>718092012
peggle.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718091874
>>718091352
The proof that technical talent and discipline aren't enough to make a good game.

>>718091415
Lolis are, by their own nature, a parasitic element. They take over the media they inhabit.
The more lolis a game has, the more it's about lolis: this is a double-edged sword, as a game being about lolis imposes strong limits on said game, both for gameplay and atmosphere.
A single loli as a side character? Yes. But more than that and now your game can't be BADA$$ anymore, for example, which is a bummer for most people.

>>718091750
It didn't need a sequel.
Anonymous No.718091904
>>718091665
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718092012 >>718092080
>>718091758
It needed a sequel.
Anonymous No.718092080 >>718092156
>>718092012
you're retarded
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718092101
>>718091438
Ludo.
Come on, make it interesting
KoЯn No.718092134 >>718092302
>>718091210 (OP)
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718092156
>>718092080
HANK.
HILL!
Anonymous No.718092193 >>718092302
Rift Wizard 2
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718092302
>>718092134
A game that came out in an era where even shitterrible games had reasons to be remembered.

>>718092193
Very tasty mental popcorn.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718092429
I am truther... I sneed for breakfast.
Feed me arguable dilemmas, and I shall render them inarguable.
Anonymous No.718092436 >>718092606
>>718091210 (OP)
Elona+
Anonymous No.718092487 >>718092606
>>718091210 (OP)
The Astonishing Adventures Of Mr Weems And The She Vampires
Anonymous No.718092604 >>718092874
>>718091210 (OP)
Limbo of the lost
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718092606 >>718092850 >>718094426
>>718092487
>>718091606
>>718092436
My blessing is impeccable taste, not an infinite library. By picking obscure videogames you are merely doing yourselves a disservice. Perchance.
Anonymous No.718092850
>>718092606
Actraiser is pretty well known as a "retro hidden gem". It's a city builder/side scrolling action hybrid.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718092874
>>718092604
A perfect storm of all the worst elements of point and click games and videogame-capable mental illness.
A storm so perfect it should be treasured and remembered forever.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718093604
I am...
Anonymous No.718094091 >>718095458
Microsoft Solitaire
Anonymous No.718094426
>>718092606
>Actraiser
>Obscure

If you don't know SNES then you don't know video games at all. Sorry, Zoomstradamus.
Anonymous No.718095302
Jackie Chan
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718095458
>>718094091
It's so good that it spawned a real life version of it called Solitaire
Anonymous No.718095571 >>718095732
>>718091210 (OP)
The Last of Us 2
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718095732 >>718100927
>>718095571
Woke shit moviegame.
There, you made me say it. You made me use le /v/ocabulary, and even though it applies here 100%, by simply using it my authority and credibility have been damaged somewhat.
This was your aim, as you know I can only tell the truth, but I stand unshaken.
Anonymous No.718097420 >>718098653
>>718091210 (OP)
Castlevania 3
Anonymous No.718097489 >>718098653
>>718091210 (OP)
Anonymous No.718097662 >>718098653
Megami Tensei Gaiden: Last Bible Special
Anonymous No.718098232 >>718098653 >>718105170
Final Fantasy IX
&
Final Fantasy X
?

This is the ultimate retard test.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718098653 >>718098691
>>718098232
>>718097662
>>718097489
>>718097420
Haven't played.
Anonymous No.718098691
>>718098653
fake gamer
Anonymous No.718098801 >>718100343
>>718091210 (OP)
What game(s) will improve the odds of women sleeping with me?
Anonymous No.718098941 >>718104901
stalker shadow of Chernobyl
Anonymous No.718099223 >>718103527 >>718103665
>>718091210 (OP)
Ready or Not
Anonymous No.718099716 >>718100343
F-Zero GX, AKA the greatest racing game of all time.
Anonymous No.718100015 >>718100343
>>718091351
If its the only good one then that makes it the best you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.718100307
>>718091210 (OP)
tl;dr
Fuck off.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718100343
>>718098801
N/A
Women care about looks, social status, money, and if you murdered somebody. There isn't a specific game that'll up your chances if you don't have those things.
Likewise there isn't a specific game that'll ruin your chances if you do have those things.

>>718099716
The greatest racing game of all time*
*unless you're into IRL cars, in which case it's Underground 2.

>>718100015
No
Anonymous No.718100742 >>718100892
>>718091210 (OP)
Which PS2 3D platformer was the best series.
Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank or Sly Cooper?
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718100892 >>718100959
>>718100742
Sly Cooper has the best aesthetic, but overall it has to be Ratchet and Clank
Anonymous No.718100927 >>718102357
>>718095732
Well played. How about Elden Ring?
Anonymous No.718100959
>>718100892
Yikes!
Anonymous No.718100962 >>718102357
>>718091210 (OP)
Crosscode.
Anonymous No.718101436 >>718102461
Top three DRPGs?
Anonymous No.718102094
>>718091210 (OP)
Ultrakill
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718102357
>>718100927
The DS3 style of bosses coupled with the op*n w*rld design makes it so you can only enjoy Elden Ring if you're below 115 IQ or you're drunk off your ass.

>>718100962
I saw a fat black woman with dreads and didn't play it.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718102461 >>718103390
>>718101436
Vanilla Skyrim.
>noo I meant games like heroes of might and ma-
Vanilla Skyrim.
Anonymous No.718102932 >>718103090
>>718091210 (OP)
Sea of Thieves
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718103090 >>718103270
>>718102932
Friendslop.
Anonymous No.718103270 >>718103330
>>718103090
I only play it solo for the fishing content.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718103330
>>718103270
I'll allow it.
Anonymous No.718103390 >>718103584
>>718102461
Miserable opinion.
Anonymous No.718103527
>>718099223
you can be so much more if you cut away the rot
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718103584
>>718103390
You'll need to provide a tighter question. "DRPG" applies to too many games. Legend of Grimrock would upset you just the same, if your criteria for what a "true DRPG" is are too narrow.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718103665
>>718099223
Imagine SWAT 4 but heavily censored and also not good.
Anonymous No.718103757 >>718104324
>>718091210 (OP)
Medievil (PS1)
Anonymous No.718103832 >>718104324
>>718091210 (OP)
X3:AP
Anonymous No.718103901 >>718104324
>>718091210 (OP)
Why did FFXIV Dawntrail drop from 2.1mil players to 300k?
Anonymous No.718104268 >>718104647
impeccable so far. cave style bullet hell games?
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718104324
>>718103757
Normally I'd just say "it's a good game" and be done with it because
1. There isn't much to be said about a classic like Medievil
and
2. A post that is simply "It's a good game" would have really been kino etc etc

but I'll drop the act for a sec and say that it's a fucking crime that we have a billion souls clones and very little in the way of Medievil clones. What the fuck gives? And not just the combat, I want the same exact progression and level design. Come on indie devs stop sucking dark souls dick already and get on this shit

>>718103832
X Rebirth is much better and also the best X game with no flaws.
I kid, I haven't played any of these.

>>718103901
Because it's FF and it doesn't hold as much weight as it used to.
Oldfags want to replay the old ones, and newfags just plain don't give a fuck. Oh they'll buy the game because the paid streamers tell them to, but once they realize they've been scammed by yet another hype train they all drop the game.
Anonymous No.718104336 >>718104647
Dota 2
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718104647
>>718104268
They died together with arcades.

>>718104336
There was a very short and fleeting moment in history when this game didn't suck fucking ass.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718104901
>>718098941
One of the few games I'd say are truly an experience. Just because one enjoys videogames doesn't mean he'll enjoy SoC, it requires a specific taste for the atmosphere and setting.
CoP is already more approachable by the average audience of players, and because of this it is both a better game, and a worse experience.
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718105170
>>718098232
Share your truth with the rest of us, anon.
Anonymous No.718105395 >>718105537
>>718091210 (OP)
the incredible adventures of van helsin
truther !ipM9UJBmKA No.718105537
>>718105395
The coop is nice, but if you're into this genre at all you had better options at the time it came out, and you have better options now.