Thread 718092475

ITT: We pretend it's 2005

>>718092475 (OP)
*buys Nvidia stock*

Gee I sure hope we get to make something like the Willosaur in SPORE.

goo goo ga ga

>>718092475 (OP)
Intel is shit

AMD is best

ROFLCOPTER

>asks Sherilyn Bentlet out
Didnt, she ended up with a spic loser that summer. Friend change, dead in a head on drunk collision 2 months after graduation. Loved you.

>>718092839
wtf?
https://www.charleswsmithandsonsfuneralhome.com/obituaries/sherilyn-bentley

>>718092475 (OP)
*gets laid*

>>718092475 (OP)
*isn't born yet*

>>718092475 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING?!! WHY DID SHITGIE FORCE ME TO PLAY AS A ALIEN NIGGER FOR 90% OF THE GAME?

>2005
I'm depressed because my family and I moved to another state and I lost touch with most friends. But hey at least I'll get that new job and definitely not be unemployed soon after..

>>718093043
>>718092598
go away

You niggers played Kameo yet?

You know what Computer Science is retarded I'm going to do something that will actually have me interact with attractive human females instead.

What the fuck is this? They fucking RUINED Killing Floor. The fans wanted a SOVLFUL, single player campaign and they do some coop slop? And why is everything so bright and clean? Where's the grunge? Where's the grime? Where's the darkness?

>lived in poor and broken household

I’d rather not remember it

>>718092475 (OP)
Goo goo gaa gaa.
>i was born in 2005

LOLOLOLOLO

dang i'm doing really well in school and don't have a pc or consoles to waste time on video games. sure hope i won't grow up to be a deranged asocial schizoid.

>>718092475 (OP)
I hope the war on terror ends soon so the patriot act gets repealed and our boys can come home! :D

>>718092475 (OP)
>Oh man, Pokémon Colosseum is pretty fun. I can’t wait to trade with my friends at school

t. 10 year-old me

>try downloading the matrix via dc++
>it's dolphin porn again

>>718092475 (OP)
Ok. I played literally anything else than this in 2005. Now fuck off shill.

>>718092475 (OP)
>pretend
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3556750/Warhammer_40000_Dawn_of_War__Definitive_Edition/

>>718094080
Oh god forbid we have a thread about anything other than twitter screenshots and uma musume, that would just be terrible

>>718092475 (OP)
IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE IN COMBAT THEN YOU WILL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE

>>718092684
Trump will be president? LMFAO, you fucking deluded, that retard has no chance of being in office. That nigger Obama will also never be president, but that's still not as ridiculous as saying fucking Trump will be president. That hag Hillary might win 2008, but's she'll get absolutely destroyed the next election. Also Epstein, that pedo? What does he have to do with the government and what list are you talking about?

>>718094080
>I played literally anything else than this in 2005
Sounds like a (You) problem

>Call of Duty: United Offensive
>Battlefield Vietnam
>Rome: Total War
Boy, I can't wait to see how gaming will evolve and get even better over the next two decades!

What a great game. Can't wait to see what gaming looks like in the next decade.

>>718092839
>>718092970
Jeez, I'm sorry anon

I fucking hate bin ladden

Red Faction is so cool, imagine the destruction tech we'll have in the future

Have you guys seen this? Holy fuck. Near photo-realism. And they're saying the AI is insanely advanced, they live entire lives all by themselves. This and Gears of War make the PS2 look like a fucking relic, 360 is a must buy for sure.

>>718094793
Oblivion and Gears of War are not out until next year. There's no way you actually have the games early. They could both very well be shit for all we could know.

>>718094793
Oblivion is good, but check out Unreal Tournament 2007. Apparently, a single Bio Rifle shot has more polygons than entire character models from previous games. Unreal Engine is gonna dominate the next gen.

>>718095026
>Bethesda
>making a bad game
Pick one and only one.
It will probably be glitchy and run like ass on my Pentium 4, but it's gonna be a fucking masterpiece otherwise.

>>718094247
I wish there was a mod that removed the cooldown on it so I could execute the whole squad in moments

WHERE'S MY OPEN WORLD AND TOGGLEABLE DARK PRINCE MODE
Those french bastards lied with the trailers, I don't give a fuck about troubled development and deadlines, give me the shit you promised

>>718092475 (OP)
pretend?

>>718096042
>let's retcon the 2nd game by having a nonsensical story we had to quickly throw together due to time constraints and let's bring back yuri lowenthal and dead characters and shift everything back to be more like the first game
where else have I seen this hmm

>>718097803
This game does not exist yet faggot

>>718097974
It does, in my dreams of the future.

>>718092475 (OP)
DOOK
NOOK
EM

Fuck year

*opens msn*
Haaay br0z, after skool come over lets play some halo 2 n watch naruto n hang at the skate park why dont we? >:-DD
moms makin pizza rolls for dinna

>>718098274
Duke Nukem Forever is never going to release, all the devs do all day is play fucking World of Warcraft.

>>718094080
>he thinks you can shill for a 20 year old game
Kill yourself, just remove yourself from the gene pool you colossal fucking nigger

>>718099745
They literally just re-released it today in the form of a shitty cash grab "remaster," you idiot. It is absolutely a shill.

>>718092475 (OP)
>absolute state of current industry
1996 was much better, take me back

>>718092475 (OP)
Asbestos muffins! I'm making them asbestos I can!

>>718092475 (OP)
What is he screaming at?

>>718092475 (OP)
what the fuck is warhammer

>>718100668
one of 40,000

>>718100459
The guy over his left shoulder who is giving a responding glance, obviously.