Thread 718095792

>Fortnite got female Spartans
>current Halo doesn't
the absolute state

I want more masked women and I DO NOT want a secondary style that shows their face
I will find it 80% less hot if I know what she looks like

>>718097004
Based

>>718095813
thats just a twink

Why does the helldiver fanbase think they're better than fortnite? Their devs have done nothing to warrant that kind of pride; especially since warbonds have less content each gen with even more grinding required, and solo play still requiring ps+.

>>718098925
Helldivers is kino, fortnite is slopkino

>>718095813
oh hey, someone saved my comparison

>>718099092
What's the point of these comments on an anonymous board?

>>718099092
Yeah bro your highlight of your day is someone reposting a poorly edited comparison. Find rope and then swallow it like spaghetti, idiot

>>718095813
>no ass
lol
we're finally here
no cleavage
no tits
no ass
no pelvis
how nice

>>718095792 (OP)
kat was underrated yeah she looks like a dyke but she defiantly bullied some shorter unsc marines into ya know

>>718103171
Need dyke gf

>>718103315
you mean tomboy which is superior in every way

>>718103171
>>718103315
>kat
>dyke
it was obvious her and carter had something going on why the fuck are you making up porn headcanons

>>718103573
not sayin she's a dyke
also her towering an average sized soldier sounds hot

>>718095813
too thin

>>718104484
Agreed

>>718103315
She's not a dyke she's just futa coded
There's a difference

>>718105140
How is she futa coded?

>>718095792 (OP)
>>718095813
Those Spartans are too skinny

faceless + skintight suit is the best combo

>>718106164
Better?

>>718105389
It was revealed to me in a dream

>>718107626
Epic. My headcanon is all fem-Spartans are futa

>>718107424
>faceless + skintight suit + few pieces of armor/clothes
ftfy

Infinite really need to add female spartan

Humans are Forerunners.

halo 5s were kinda hot tho

>>718095792 (OP)
reminds me of how i picked MW3 up again because the Gundam and Warhammer 40k skins make it a better Gundam and Warhammer shooter than any of their officially licensed products.

>>718098925
probably because you can't Helldive into battle as Travis Scott in Air Forces wielding Captain America's shield.

>>718108731
This

>>718109395
They were OK

>>718103171
Calling her a dyke just because she has short hair is pretty stupid desu you should look at real examples of dykes. Shes got short hair because shes in the military, theres a hinted intimacy between her and Carter.

>>718109395
The sniper one with the giant ass was based and 343 should bring them back and make them playable in the next halo. It should also be third person

Damn there's so many Halo crossovers happening right now in an attempt to hype up the IP before the new Halo game reveal.
Absolute fucking cringe

>>718110541
Both Linda and Kelly are great

>>718110312
if you think her short hair is her only dyke physical trait, you're tripping. lol

>>718109395
Good design, wrong game for it

>>718109958
sniff

Spartan-II women are all infertile btw

>>718095813
BOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718101026
We need a course correction

>>718095792 (OP)
There's a reason why it's called Gaylo.

why did they retcon Linda's gigantic ass

>>718095792 (OP)
more like Master Donkey

>>718104840
imagine the kind of farts that come out of that glorious thing

>>718097004
I want more masked women made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm NOT joking

>>718108806
Uh, sorry chud. Attractive female bodies is problematic.
Also do you really expect the infinite devs to do anything good? These are the people who needed a beta for a fucking slayer playlist.

>>718095792 (OP)
Is this game running like shit this latest season for anyone else? Getting constant stuttering and freezes that never happened previously

>>718107614
Ass too small

>>718120337
Did they?

>>718121829
How big should it be?

I want to be a VIP or helpless marine saved by Spartans

>>718123287
Saved from what?

>>718095792 (OP)
>>718098728
it is female, when you do the bounce wit it emote females drop with their legs closed, males spread them

Hank Hill has more ass than this bitch
where is the rest of your ass?

>>718123373
covenant attacks or other bad situations, which results in long periods of time where we're hiding out together alone

>>718123930
If you're hiding for a long time I guess you'd have to find something to do

Post Linda's ass.

>>718095792 (OP)
>muh lordosis
fuck this timeline. all I want is nice round butts, and yet wherever I look I see giga nigga lordosis. when will "artists" realize that round butts are possible without breaking the spine n half?

>>718124439
probably go over battle strategies, or maybe talk about personal stuff to get to know eachother better and keep our minds off our predicament

>>718095792 (OP)
I might need to get a gf again and eventually convince her to wear some spartan armor while I coom in her. Gonna have to commission the armor so the breast plate has big boobs. One of my exes sent me a sexy picture wearing just a spartan helmet but it’s not the same. Just the helmet is too boring.

>>718124664
Every time I model butts I try to make them round, but then on the second pass I find they aren't quite there yet, then it looks a little weird so I need to move other parts, then I have to adjust again so it looks round.
Before I know it I've given her hips wider than her shoulders.

>>718124664
irish

https://youtu.be/SFl-ShBRrvc?si=46aiND7kDbHotTJN&t=7
my contribution to the thread

>>718125029
What about some kind of physical training so you wouldn't need saving next time?

>>718126014
I miss Blacklight

Gaylo

>>718126387
that almost goes without saying really, practicing cqc is a must to stay in top shape, even if they might have to go a little easy on or have a handicap against a none augmented person

>>718127175
Maybe they might restrict themselves from using their arms or feet, and only use other parts of their body to get the better of you.

>>718104087
>>718103171
She's a SPARTAN 3, the cheap knock-off gen

>>718109395
So this is what killed halo huh? Total loss of identity? If you showed me this outside this thread I wouldn't have been able to tell you that was a spartan.

Afk xp is pretty good this season to complete the BP but the bug stuff im BR is boring. This is the least ive played fortnite ever, I think.

>>718109395
overdesigned and not enough plating

>>718128948
Bugs tanking hits for players makes them unbearable to be around by itself

>>718128521
>>718129990
What do you think about >>718119130

Anything of Halo, discuss here:

>>>/vg/534988212

>>718130783
god no, fuck no
i mean fuck, feel free to neck yourself, i will never go to /vg/ you faggot

>>718130835
what's wrong with vg bro

>>718097004
Noisy sloppy sex with Tarr

>>718128381
I don't think it'd be possible to get the better of one even restricted to one/no arms or just legs, they'd simply have to not use their full strength for it to be fair. Getting caught in any jiu jitsu type of grip of theirs would be like a croc clasping down on you no doubt

>>718132883
it's not fair

>>718103171
Put the helmet back you ugly dyke.

>>718120419
FIRE IN THE HOLE

>>718125920
thats like, how females are?

The last Halo I played was Reach but that is weird because Kai-125 was the best part of the show and should have been added to a game.

I know no one likes the show because I don't either but IMAGINE

>>718135119
>leaking out of the suit
lame, it should inflate

>>718135795
She would surely die in the vacuum of space due to how clearly worn the suit is around the ass. Maybe she should fix her diet.

>>718103171
>No 7ft tall Israeli spartan gf to snu snu you to relieve her hyper sexual spartan roid hormones

>>718095792 (OP)
sex

sex

>>718125019
What's the name of the woman on the left?

>>718095792 (OP)
she has a nigger butt and i love it

>>718142415
Kelly

>>718143594
Sexiest spartan.

>Giant female Spartan saves you from alien attack.
I wish Callie didn't die :(

>>718143748
She's alright

>>718145489
got any palmer?