Thread 718104208

>>718104208 (OP)
JACK FOR LIFE

JACK GANG

….For mentally deficient retards.

>>718104208 (OP)
I fucking hate women with tattoos and piercing. So, you can probably imagine how much I hate Miranda if I pick Jack over her.

Whomever is hairiest.

>poorly disguised futa thread
You faggots are tiresome.

>>718104429
nah this is her face
uncanny creepy and cute like what alien gorls should look like

>>718104208 (OP)
The one with most futa porn

>>718104208 (OP)
Scissoring with my dick between their pussies

>>718104208 (OP)
>debate

>>718105660
>massdebate

>>718104208 (OP)
Imagine if jack was in me1 . Could of had threesome with liara

>>718104208 (OP)
These two lezdoming each other, Jack dom, Miri sub.

>>718105524
>he doesn't wanna bottom for his wife and carry her baby
gay

>>718104208 (OP)
100% Jack

>>718104830
I prefer this one.

>>718105660
why can't women do this shit even when they show mild interest in a guy why do they have to be so lame and soft

>>718104208 (OP)
I'll take the one who'll bust my balls the least.

>>718104672
Obviously jack. Miranda lasered all of her body hair.

>>718104208 (OP)
made for each other

>>718104208 (OP)
I can fix Jack

>>718109108
Then Jack it is.

>>718104208 (OP)
All the cunts in mass effect are ugly.

>>718104208 (OP)
Miranda is a bro but Jack is a wife

>>718104208 (OP)
they should marry each other

>Blacked whore or giga whore
god, wow... yeah neither

>>718104208 (OP)
Left: Gets fixed into a proper, motherly waifu who cares for teenagers
Right: Still infertile and still a Cerberus cheerleader despite "resigning"

Miranda was almost their poster girl in the late 2000s, how did they fuck her up bigly?

Is a full trilogy Insanity run worth it?

Soldier
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War Hero
Full Paragon
Liara from 1-3

>>718114486
Soldier
Colonist
Ruthless
Paragon unless there's a funny renegade option/dealing with Asari
Tali

>the final scene where you say goodbye to liara
even as just friends, after everything you've been through, it's so good
>same scene with jack
goddamn i love my wife

>>718114486
Yes, insanity is when the game gets great.

i don't like non-techs in 1 because you get cucked out of doors/crates and shit and i can't be arsed to go back again or take tali all the time
this is why i play infiltrator, i can open all shit to myself
though mattock + slow is op in 2 and 3 compared to being stuck with the m92 for 3/4 of the game and then black widow for the final 1/4

Did the LE fix all of the old bugs, is there a mod list that doesn't make shit non-canon or add more jank? Is NG+ worth it for 2 and 3? I know in 1 it's worth it since you get max level and even more minerals and credits this way for ME2 import.

>>718104208 (OP)
I absolutely hate both of them. I'm not going to argue ME is a bad game or something, they clearly aren't, but god the characters are so ugly.

>>718114691|
>crates
Even if crates didn't make themselves redundant from all the omnigel you melt the loot down into being able to bypass the skillchecks anyway, you may as well be bringing Tali every time anyway since the majority of enemies are Geth, and everything she can't take down is easy pickings for you and the other squaddie (ideally Wrex because until Tali gets the colossus armour from the DLC, he's the strongest squadmate)

>>718104208 (OP)
Easy choice, Mirinda's ass is legendary,

>>718104208 (OP)
tali>jack>liara>miranda

Jack because she isn't a retarded, infertile nigger cum socket

>>718114691
Take the Kaidan pill.
>can open everything with decryption/electronics
>best crowd control in the game since he has biotics + sabotage, which is the best way to counter enemy snipers
>best healing in the game since he's the only squaddie with medicine
>only squaddie with the neuro shock ability which is a guaranteed knockdown on any organic enemy that isn't Saren or a Thresher, whereas biotics can be resisted neuro shock can't, plus it has a faster cast time than any biotic power, plus it is at max effectiveness with only one point investment
He's by far the best squaddie in ME1 and it's a shame how many people bench him.

They're both fucking ugly

>>718116005
He stayed with the bomb. Ashley's ass>his boring ass backstory.

>>718116005
>Take the Kaidan pill.
>Sure me luv steak Shepard
Fuck off gay

Miranda should have defected to the Alliance and joined the Normandy.

Catfights with Ashley would have been legendary.

>>718116005
Sentinel is OP as a class from 1-3

>>718104208 (OP)
Uhhh yeah sex with Dr Chakwas.

>>718116424
bro she's like 30

>>718116456
That's too young

>>718105524
>genetically perfect
>infertile
KWAB

>>718116005
Wrex was my best squadmate in the entire trilogy because that fucker could tank everything. I hate how they nerfed krogans so much in the sequels.

>>718118234
James and Garrus are broken in ME3

>wrex
>miranda
>garrus (me3)
the quintessential insanity hard carries

Miranda would totally be down for a threesome with Jack.
You marry Miranda and adopt a kid with her, or genetically create one this bitch was head of Lazarus, and every few months, Aunt Jack visits, and you fuck both of them. Jack doesn't seem the type to be in a committed relationship.

Kirrahe, Balak, Kalreegar, Xen, Aria, Nyreen should have been squaddies with Grunt, Miranda, Jack, Mordin being able to return full time

>>718104208 (OP)
Miranda is not on this list. The only two choices are either Jack or Tali.
Tali is the loving cuddly type. The type of girl that brings you inner peace.
Jack is the real one for Bonnie and Clyde type of shit. She has you back,she is loyal and she is more than willing to get into trouble with you.
Personally in the world we live in I would prefer Jack but either choice is respectable.
MIRANDA A SHIT!

>>718104208 (OP)
The eternal answer to best girl.

>Tali's VA is a butch SJW
JUST

>>718104208 (OP)
>The eternal debate and it's a whore vs. a non whore

>>718118682
One whore please.

>>718118470
>Jack doesn't seem the type to be in a committed relationship
Play her Paragon romance. She is actually one of the LEAST likely to cheat on you.

>>718114486
Yeah but change classes between games

1: Adept
2: Infiltrator
3: Vanguard

>Liara tries to gain access to the Alliance, Hackett and Anderson shuts her down
>Thane tries to infiltrate the prison, gets the coof and gets collared by his son
>Tali tried her best but a quarian ship near Earth would have been disastrous
>Miranda uses her Alliance contacts to gain access with no success
>Jack flips her shit until she gets offered to teach at Grissom Academy
>Garrus tried to use turian diplomats to gain access to Shepard but gets turned down
>Virmire survivor don't do anything and totally cut off ties until the Reapers attack
>pic related gets someone else pregnant in a span of 6-8 months and dumps you unceremoniously
Miranda is the best human waifu, all of the human LIs move on or don't even care.

i love these fucking glasses

>>718114486
jesus christ could you be more generic

>>718118995
I don't like biotics, literally non-canon classes

Infiltrator is shit in 2 Insanity

Shepard is always carrying an assault rifle, he's always meant to be a Soldier

>>718119118
Dweebus Maximus

>>718119159
The Avatar of Victory

also the ending is even worse than i remembered

Legion should have uploaded itself into a Geth Prime for shits and giggles

It dying is fucking stupid and retarded

>>718119118
what a dork
my shepard could kick your shepards ass

>>718119465
>fucking stupid and retarded
Welcome to Mass Effect 3.

>>718119465
Wrex should have uploaded himself into the genophage for shits and giggles. Him dying was fucking stupid and retarded.

>>718118860
>starts crying in citadel dlc thinking Shepard could die
Absolutely wholesome.

>>718119156
You could sequence skip with 2 infiltrator.

>>718118556
Mirandas romance is kind of shit, nothing really happens.

Liara, Tali, and Jackfags won super hard

>>718104208 (OP)
i choose she

>legion is literally indoctrinated in 3 and demands you upgrade them with reaper technology or else he will fucking murder you
>lies to you every time you talk to him or do a mission with him
>shows you blatant propaganda to distract you while he activates geth primes around you while you're hooked up to a pod
>is acting as a indoctrination relay beacon when you find him because once again the geth have sided with the enemy of all living beings in the galaxy
and yet people will still eagerly kowtow to this lying faggot and say the geth dindu nuffin

>>718119582
>liara
Liarafags lost super fucking hard. She was perfect in 1.

>>718105660
They don't have imagination. They can follow some scriped behavior patterns but not imprisoning like this.

>>718119704
t. Admiral Gerrel

At least he came with reinforcements instead of leaving the rest of the Migrant Fleet to die

>>718119704
Its not that clever. They just wanted to play into their gay synthesis ending that nobody picks.

>>718119920
Y-yeah hahah.. n-nobody. I thought it was the obvious choice.

>>718119626
They ruined her in 3

Not only does she look like Michael Jackson her uniform is pretty shit too

the endings are all trash
bioware fucked up the franchise with those rainbow beams
also fuck fighting cerberus in 3, those niggas have the same resources as entire civilizations

>>718119970
by the time you get to that point you should just want to destroy everything or turn around and shoot the fucking kid, its worth extinction

>>718120089
Counter argument. Joker and EDI are a cute.

>>718118604
Based and thorianpilled

>>718119970
Anon, there is no question in my mind that you are either a woman acting on emotion or utterly fucking retarded.

>>718120181
EDI should have been ours. What sort of captain lets another man fuck his ship?

>>718108140
>07
We were robbed!

>>718120251
Fuck you I am a visionary.
>>718120293
True, but Shepard didn't get to stick around no reason to cuck our boy for no reason.

>>718104208 (OP)
Ashley

>>718120394
You are effeminate and spiritually female. EDI tells you to your damn face on Earth that she'd kill and die to protect Joker and you rewrote her brain and developed free will alongside everyone else in the setting because you were too much of a pussy to do the right thing.

>>718104208 (OP)
I never romanced Miranda because she banged Jacob. That's an unforgivable sin.
Also, her face looks weird in the game. Wish they captured YS's likeness better.

>>718104208 (OP)
Jack. Next question.

>>718120492
He can fix her. I am going to replay and do it again, stay mad.

>>718120606
I can't afford to expend anger for every retard who likes the taste of shit, enjoy yourself missy.

>>718104208 (OP)
The one that's not a coal burner

>>718120651
Dats rite, D O M I N A T E D. Hold your L.

>>718119704
At least the Quarians were equally retarded to balance it. Compared to the Krogan where the game is pushing curing the genophage as the only decent thing to do as if the Krogan could be trusted. "But Wrex!" people may yell, as though a single Krogan could stop their entire race from being retarded and they even mellowed Wrex out hard after the first game just to try and give them a sympathetic face. The game also sort of brushes aside the facts that suggest that the genophage isn't that bad of an idea; the genophage putting their birthright more in line with other species rather than making them entirely infertile. The Krogan just stomp their feet because they want to have more young than everyone else. Along with some lore hidden in a planet description where Krogan were given a planet and utterly refused to keep their numbers in check and trashed the place. Literally got gibs and shit everywhere.

I headcanon that EDI and the Geth don't die in the ending because that's dumb.

>>718120492
>because you were too much of a pussy to do the right thing.
What? EDI talks about how Shepard is the one that made her feel alive.

>>718108140
07 > 05 (top row) > 01 >>>>>>>> the rest

>>718120851
>after synthetic and organic life were all hit with a arbitrary beam that you're told rewrites their outlooks and biases

>>718120832
Assuming ME4 ever comes out that's almost certainly what they'll do.

>>718120951
>Assuming ME4 ever comes out
>cries in Andromeda

>>718120832
Just pick Control, become the Reaper

>>718118604
pfff, not even the best asari

>>718120951
They're going to fuck it up even harder than Failguard.

>>718121000
I headcanon that there is only one ending to the point where I still haven't fully seen anything but red.

>>718121005
>>718118604
Both of them owe me sloppy deepthroat

>>718118604
>you don't even get to bang her or see her in 3
sigh

>>718121000
Becoming what you were fighting to destroy is really gay.

We need Steve/Kaiden threesome...

>>718121145
>What if Liara but Shrek
You'll be fine.

>>718121147
You don't get to kill EDI and the geth with Control

You become da Reaper, good and/or bad

If you hate robots pick Destroy, Synthesis is a dogshit ending

>>718121198
>what if liara but a sexier color and not a bitch
Yeah who would want that.

>>718116005
I don't get why people would ever pick that dude. I know fags cry about Ashley being a racist or whatever but the series continually enforces her as being at least somewhat right given how the council treats humanity regardless of how many times you save them and the fact that every kroagan aside from wrex is an asshole.Yes even the one grown in a tube proving kroagan are all nature and no nurture.

>>718121198
If you fuck her and mind meld you'll also be sticking your cock in that juicy thorian hole through her memories and its so gooey, straight dripping with plant coochie nectar and it has tentacles it can wrap around your dick, probably pulsates too.

>>718121249
I always knew Illusive man was a reddit spacer.

Never pick Kaiden to live. I did once. I've never recovered. I've been mentally scarred for years.

>>718120892
No, EDI says it during the final battle on Earth where you're all in that room, far before the magical space magic beam.

>>718118470
I can say with certainty you only played 3 or possibly none of the games and are solely judging her based on her appearance.

>>718121345
Pretty sure Thorian is a dude's name, but alright.

>>718121430
>I'm a sentient plant so I know these things
why does it have a dripping coochie and give birth, are you plant bros gay or what

>>718121375
>romance ashley
>does nothing in 2
>appears for 10 minutes in 3 and then disappears cause im renegade

shes dog food next time

>>718121551
It's more cloning than birthing, but won't argue with you that hole is wet it's just... dudes have holes too.

*doesn't send aid

>>718121714
>only men clone things inside their bodies
I never knew.

>>718120765
Krogans running out of control is easy sequel bait.

>>718121910
If I gave you even odds on who cloned dolly the sheep which way would you bet?
>n-nooo they didn't do it in their assholes
True, that is correct.

>>718122035
I just want to say I appreciate your commitment to cockblocking shiala from getting banged by shepard.

>>718122186
Thank you. Green is for the final choice only not sex.

Galactic pussy conquest

>can't go back to Shai'ra
Epic fail

>>718122353
>wanting the entire citadels used goods
bro she fucked elcor

>>718121985
They don't have the guts

>>718122409
>bro she fucked elcor
Yes and?

>>718122543
>he doesn't know about BEC

>>718122256
kek

>>718122409
And she wrote down his fetish like she wanted the Turian general to find it, what a slut

EMBRACE ETER-ACK

>>718119118
I drank so much Dr. Pepper back in the day to get all that shitty DLC.

>>718122674
do they have to say it every time

>>718123386
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

>>718104208 (OP)
Jack can keep your bloodline alive and you really can fix her, Miranda is barren and a slut

>>718123423
the demaster nerfed ENEMIES EVERYWHERE. who the fuck asked for that.

>>718104208 (OP)
Jack is butt ugly junkie in ME2.

Jack looks like a dude, perfect choice for closet homosexuals.

>>718124314
Jack literally has a beautiful face. You are gay.

>>718104208 (OP)
I went with Jack because Ashley was a bitch and Miranda was infertile, and my Shep wanted human kids.

>Yeah right "Reapers"
For all of their ancient advanced alien race bullshit they were all human when it came to an enemy they couldn't do shit about. It's almost as if we're all just monkeys in space. Curious.

debate?

>>718128580
Holy sexo

IN MY CYCLE

who needs real woman, if you have EDI

jack > tali > power gap > liara > everyone else

>>718129329
HAWT ROBOT BAWDY

>>718122487
>>718121985
>>718120765
Krogans are treated as 'muh noble savage'. No one they'll make them the bad guys.

Soldier
Spacer
War Hero
Romanced no one in 1, romanced Tali in 2 and 3

Saved the rachni queen
Destroyed Maelon's data
Destroyed the Collector Base
Sabotaged the cure, Mordin lives

>>718104208 (OP)
Between these two Jack is the superior choice. It's funny how miranda is supposed to be perfect but is buttugly