Thread 718112329

Do you prefer villains with a relatable grounded motive or a super villain that's just out to do evil for no reason

>>718112329 (OP)
Does being a yoga instructor afford you a home and family? Asking for the sake of honesty.

Wow marriage looks AWESOME!!!

The one like that guy who just bump into teenagers at the subway

>>718112503
If you do it in some upper middle class or better neighbourhood where people can shell out 50 bucks per session, sure.

Post the fruit one

>>718112679
THE Subway Slammer?

>>718112503
No, but having a lawyer husband does, he also takes care of dinner and the kids most of the time while I make up comics where he's shit and I'm great.

hey guys i need to leave for a bit can you keep an eye on my ripe peach for me? thanks guys bye

>>718112329 (OP)
I prefer villains whose motives at first glance seem incomprehensible but the more you think about it the more sense it makes

>>718112503
Being thin & white with a vagina does

>>718113049
where's amongus?

>>718112954
You can count on me

>>718113006
I didthr left but eat it anyway

>>718113121
Uhhh bottom right, orange item
If you squint

I never get to post this

>>718112329 (OP)
Villains are villains, evil fictional characters. Their literary purpose is to be antagonists and oppose the heroes or give them a purpose. By the very nature they are evil and in the wrong because the author intended so, and this needs to be respected. If the author didn't intend them to be villains, then we wouldn't have this conversation.

>>718113343
wrong

>>718113121
Top right panel, between his hand and the edge of the panel

>>718112329 (OP)
I prefer villains who are better than the hero

>>718112503
Yeah but you need to live in a heavily gentrified area full of upper middle class women. You're also going to need to buy a bunch of incense, crystals, and oriental looking shit. You might also want to make up a fake backstory about being gay and practice speaking like a homo. Not "haaay girlfrieeeend" faggy talk, more like classy upper class gay dude. Try practicing lines like "My husband Marcille and I just booked a holiday in Paris" or "Carlos just picked up the most delectable merlot for our anniversary dinner this evening", ideally with a Spanish accent. As long as you can convince upper middle class housewives you're a classy gay dude from Europe or some shit, you can convince them that you're an expert yoga instructor and thus someone they should throw thousands of dollars at for bogus yoga sessions.

lol

>>718113560
evolutionary pressure at its finest
before "rights" men with high evolutionary fitness would just beat disloyal women thus providing counter-pressure that ensured only weak men lost out

>>718113482
Wait. Did you post Racecar Johnny because you're Racecar Johnny?

>>718112679
jared?

>>718113698
Vroom Vroom

>>718112597
Traditional marriage where a man in his mid 20s to early 30s marries a young adolescent girl—which is what God intended and was the norm for 99% of human history—is awesome.
Modern "marriage" where a man marries an expired roastie in her late 20s at the earliest whose had more cocks than she can remember is not so much.

>>718113560
I wonder if she asked herself if those men want her beyond office sex

>>718113928
kek

>>718113683
In this situation, the man she would be leaving him for would be stronger and more capable of beatings. The loser gets rekt then, too.

>>718112329 (OP)
The former of course

Though anime/vidya often handle it so poorly that I'd have preferred it if they'd just made the villain a moustache-twirling evil-lover. They'll frequently have a plot that requires the antagonist to do something absolutely awful (kill literally everyone) and shit out a ridiculous motive that comes nowhere close to justifying it (uhhh the villain is an environmentalist and thinks humans bad or something? idk lol).

And the former philosophy seems to make a lot of hack writers think the antagonist actually needs to be a goodboi who dindu nuffin, taking the most realistic motives completely off the table. The motives that actually cause most "villainous" behavior in real-life like:
>the selfish pursuit of money and power
>prejudice
>difficult-to-escape cycles of retaliation and revenge
Even a character primarily motivated by the pursuit of wealth/power can be interestingly written despite the motive being simple on the surface, if you just focus on aspects like their self-image and how they justify their behavior, how they treat those around them, and other mundane, relatable human shit.

>>718113928
>Me
>Hee Hee

>>718113049
why does right guy have entry wounds from cheetos being fired into his face

I still think Lainey Molnar was better shitposting material tho

>>718113049
>Your bess beeps the pobic dust
Few know this!

These comics were a fascinating insight into the female mind, especially after I learned that her husband does all the cooking, pays for everything and watches the kids whule she's off doing her yoga bullshit.

Despite her living situation being seemingly better than she could have ever realistically hoped, she STILL has to portray herself as the put-upon and beleaguered wife. There is literally nothing her husband could do to change her point of view in this regard.

>>718114271
Peachcuck.

>>718114142
They're magical ware fairk sprinkles

>>718114350
Oh whoops, dupe image. Take this one instead

>>718113006
>>718113928
My dad does this, but I never gave a fuck because he would go buy more/something else the next day

>>718112768
Oh my goodness. What a horrible accident. I'm glad he owned up to making a mistake, at least.

>>718114271
Lainey is more sad and forgivable. Peach mum is just fucking retarded with the pettiness .

>>718113560
How would she deal with the fact that all of the dudes only want her for sex? How many women end up conflating those two concepts?

>>718113883
absolute kino

>>718113861
Do you really want a TikTok obsessed Zoomette in 2025?

>>718112768
>Slams women over a fucking waste high railguard
>Still makes time to establish dominance over pathetic beta males

How could Japan make someone this based?

>>718114640
Lainey will never fail to make me laugh

>>718114818
Well hang on now, it was clearly an accident. He even said so himself. What are you on about?

>>718113339
I chuckle every time

>>718114535
It takes a big man to own up to your mistakes like that, I'm sure that he'll be more careful next time.

>>718114350
I REALLY hope he's just waiting to divorce her when the kids are old enough not to be traumatized by it and/or coached in to lying about him abusing them and her in family court.

>>718114904
Kopeachiwa dude!

>>718112329 (OP)
I will never date or get married. As sad as being single is, I never want to experience the hell of working a 9-5 and having to come home to a screeching harpy who makes your life miserable for literally no reason.

>>718112329 (OP)
Why not both?

>>718114852
I'm going to agree because if I don't he might slam ME next.

For me his stuff is hilarious but it's not as memeable

>>718114561
Lainey is seething 24/7 at the fact that being whoring wine aunt is somehow seemed as bad, she's definitely sad but she deserves all the flk and more.

I’ve never eaten a peach.

>>718115165
This is not konichiwa, dude...

>>718115174
fucking hell how do you fags come up with this shit lmao

>>718115174
people really underestimate how hard I tried to have sex with retarded trannies in high school.

>>718115226
I could eat a peach for hours

>>718115165

>filipino cuisine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

>>718114848
this is hilarious because its literally the opposite of empowered, clothing restrictions placed on women by their "culture" lol

I want to see more villains whose motivations are that they want to make a fuck ton of money.

>>718115165
so is this bad because the white people ruined it and made a mockery of their sacred stinky cuisine or bad because the white people want to eat it and the oppressed filipinos don't get any?

>>718115374
I always admired Rich Uncle Pennybags type villains.

>>718115165
>mayo monkey craKKKa Jeff ruins the glorious filipino cuisine
>Konnichiwa Dude still waits in line to get some

>>718115165
I am Filipino but Filipino food is easily the worst among East and Southeast Asian cuisines.

>>718115495
Adobo is pretty good

>>718115495
Jolly Bee is alright

>>718115495
Chicken Adobo is great the fuck are you on about?

>>718115352
she do be like that
that's why we made fun of her

>>718115349
this is something I imagine that faggot cuckold Bourdain ate at some tin shack in some SEA country while seething at white people

>>718113339
I've done this so many times. Not my fault she decides to go shopping when my poop is due.

>>718115165
Y'know, if the chef being a white guy is a problem like the comic seems to imply why does obvious author self-insert want to eat there?

>>718115374
Like in real life?

>>718115248
start with polandball on krautchan then /int/
official russian countryball comics appear much later
make rape polandball to mock them
laineyposting starts on /r9k/ or /pol/, dunno
eventually reaches /int/ where both memes mix together

>>718115165
I honestly don't get what the point is here.
So, his "weird" cultural food is being appropriated by whites and they're changing the classical recipes... which is bad.
Also, it's so popular that too many white people want it and now there's no room for the actual Filipinos... which is also bad.
But which is it? If white people are changing the food to be something worse why the fuck is he lining up to get it? Is the problem that it's too popular now, so he can't get any, or that whites took it over, and now it's not the same? Why is the fact that nobody liked it when they were kids a point? He's lining up to buy Filipino cuisine from a white chef who's changing the recipe but white people are ruining it by liking it too much but they didn't like the original recipes 10 years ago so it's not fair?

>>718112503
If you're a man? Only if you're an upper class white gay guy or an Indian guy playing to orientalist stereotypes. Now that I think of it, why don't more Indian guys in the west adopt the new age yoga guru aesthetic? It works.

>>718115495
>I am Filipino but Filipino food is easily the worst among East and Southeast Asian cuisines.
I agree. It's too oily for me. It's surprising because other former spanish colonies got have really good food.

>>718114686
>How would she deal with the fact that all of the dudes only want her for sex?
She knows this but one night with chad is still better than a lifetime with a beta. Plus, women unironically have delusions that one of the chads will marry her, kek

>>718115663
So that's why this shit isn't funny at all, just gross, it's you cianiggers doing a shitty psyop and failing to understand memes.

>>718112329 (OP)
If the villain/enemies aren't cooler or have a playable mode I simply don't play.

>>718114978
There are cultures where not doing exactly what glasses did, or stuff like it, would result in creating an extremely awkward social situation which may cause insult or even reprisal. I guess tumblur hoe (I have no idea if that's still the site they use) just wants the world to revolve around her "white oppressor imperialistic culturally genocidal performatively conformist microaggressions".

>>718115374
What about a villain who's out to make a comically small amount of money?

>>718115727
>why don't more Indian guys in the west adopt the new age yoga guru aesthetic?
hard to pull it off when you look like mr potato man and people can smell your BO from across the street

>>718115165
JL is my second favorite webcomic right behind Dobson

>>718112768
My hero

>>718115862
The "subconsciously surrenders sexually to the white man" ones are my favorite flavor of josh luna comic

>>718112329 (OP)
The villain's motive should be to mock the rest of the world.

>>718115165
it's funnier when you find out that he got a girlfriend and his comics did a 180

>>718115590
Damn she even nailed all of the shitty tattoos those women tend to have. Plus the weirdly manly face and weird sad tired eyes.

Wait did she just draw herself and if she did them why didn't she do so in a way that's so unflattering?

>>718115907
this one got me too good

>>718115862
>you're too tall and light and handsome and your dick is too big

>>718115989
There is a 0.0000000001% that girlfriend exists on this physical plane of existence

>>718112329 (OP)
there always has to be a reason. Doesn't have to be relatable or whatever but a reason nonetheless whether it be uncontrollable greed, worship of omnisatan, or even just extreme retribution

>>718116003
>Wait did she just draw herself
yes
>why didn't she do so in a way that's so unflattering
worst case of sour grapes i have ever seen

>>718115427
Kill yourself

>>718114779
I said young adolescent so like 10-13. With good parenting that's good enough to get them before the social media and feminazi brainrot sets in.

>>718115984
Funny how that worked out with the newest black panther being a white dude.

i prefer smug villains

>>718116090
I don't think painting your bedroom is a body goal.

>>718113560
>Manifested
Woman and their obsession with the word manifest will always be hilarious to me

>>718115862
I've only seen edits of this. This is the first time i've seen the original. I sincerely hope this guy finds a way to love himself but holy fuck how do you make a comic like this and think 'yeah this is a good way to demonstrate how i feel'.

>>718115852
Ancient evil awakens, unaware of what inflation has done to the currency.

>>718115382
>so is this bad because the white people ruined it and made a mockery of their sacred stinky cuisine or bad because the white people want to eat it and the oppressed filipinos don't get any?
he's mad (in this instance) because a kid said his food stunk once as a child, and he either had to wait or got turned away from a restaurant when he was really hungry. it isn't deeper than that.

>>718114686
They know, but having a man is a status symbol. They're totally fine with someone pretending to care as long as they feel secure + powerful with a handsome trophy guy.

I'm not a Nazi by any means, but honestly, I cannot understand how anyone could look at the history of the white races and then proceed to fuck with them in any way.

For roughly 2000 years the Europeans did nothing but fight each other tooth and nail constantly. When they got tired of that, they left their continent just to look for things to fight. After they were done fighting in every jungle on every continent, they got right back to fighting each other again in the two most destructive wars ever witness in history. Whites descend primarily from absolutely ruthless and cunning killers. Why would you pick a fight with a man who has the blood of an entire army of genocidal maniacs running through his veins?

I mean, when you're dealing with people whose violence is beyond comprehension in it's scale when it's directed at themselves, how well do non-whites expect to be treated when they aren't on good terms?

I mean for fucks sake, the last time white people got angry at a non-white race--like, really genuinely angry--they split the atom, opening up an entire new era of science and incinerating 100,000 people before they had breakfast and ruining the genetic lineage of the survivors for decades to come. Then they did it again a few days later for no reason.

Seriously. Do not fuck with white people

>>718113006
This one is my favorite. I was surprised to find it wasn't the original

>>718114271
Lainey has some legitimately good jokes every now and then. Mainly after his bikecuck moment

>>718116121
>Banned
Why? Were people calling him a roach or something?

>>718116134
He got a gf and lightened up for a while but he seems to be back to his old mentality.

>>718116134
you've only scratched the surface of his insanity, you could make an iceberge image of his comics

>>718115663
Man poles are still upset about the warsaw uprising huh

>>718116178
>they left their continent just to look for things to fight
They left their continent to look for a way to buy spices without having to deal with the sand people's bullshit.

>>718115862
I unironically started saying konichiwa dude because of this comic

>>718112329 (OP)
LOL

>>718113861
>Traditional marriage where a man in his mid 20s to early 30s marries a young adolescent girl—which is what God intended and was the norm for 99% of human history—is awesome.
no its not you stupid virgin

>>718116217
Yeah. But at this point, pirate fagware has more banned words than viewers.

>>718116103
Man you're pathetic

>>718116147
>Time-warped wild West outlaw sticks a guy up and thinks he hit the jackpot because there was a 20 dollar bill in his wallet

>>718115727
They have negative charisma

>>718116226
did this fighter for racial justice just call chinese people yellow?

>>718115967
how can someone draw this and not laugh their ass off?

>>718116226
>>718115967
>>718115862

The man just seems really bitter towards everyone. Which I mean I feel like a lot of us here can relate to that but the way he's chosen to cope with that bitterness is just not healthy in the slightest.

>>718116335
he flips his race card to suit his comics, either he's a proud asian or he fucking hates asians

>>718116271
I think you're ready to see this, anon.

>>718116348
Pretty sure he even tried to make it look funny, like that's the joke, but the amount of butthurt seethes through the page and makes it hard to laugh at anything but how pathetic the author is.

>>718116405
>The man just seems really bitter towards everyone.
he really is. I think it's because he's insecure about his looks.

>>718116417
SAYONARA NIGGA

>>718115967
Iron Fist is the funniest shit because Danny Rand is NOT an outsider, his father was born in the magical asian city of K'un L'un before leaving for America, and Danny himself lived in K'un L'un for most of his life

yeah he's white, but Danny Rand is culturally chinese.

>>718115862
>I must pay attention to the wisdom of an elder.
>He looks good, maybe I should get a beard...
>Damn hes fit, do I actually like men?
>NOPE, I definitely like women!
>Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits t-
>Konnichiwa Micheal-sama.

>>718116226
what is he even trying to say lmao
whites are bad
other asians are bad
somehow even some pinoys are bad
???

>>718116413
>yee-haw on the american conquest
this guy is fucking hilarious

>>718116348
the same guy who doesnt realise that his white male strawman is actually a white version of his self insert

>>718116405
Yeah he's definitely got anger issues of some kind for sure

>>718115967
Does Iron Fist fight and fuck a lot of Asians outside the comics?

>>718116438
I feel like it's really obvious that he gives white people in his comics caricatures of the faces of white people he's hated over the course of his life, which makes it even funnier that he draws comics of them beating him up and fucking "his" women

>>718113006
>>718112954

>>718116132
it's how women explain how they can just do nothing and good things happen to them in life, same with their obsession with astrology and tarot cards.

>>718116217
Yea to do with the WoW drama. When he ran, it's called 'Roaching' i think

>>718116497
He's angry about stereotypes regarding the success and intelligence of asians because he is neither of those things.

>>718116271
Knichuwhatsup is a good one too

>>718116513
did somebody say jimmy wang yang?

>>718115984
>>718116116
Marvel Knights 2025 is the gift that keeps on giving.

>>718112329 (OP)
Did they end up getting divorced? If they didn't they should because she's a nasty piece of work.

>>718116497
he's seething over race mixing, saying that half-asians aren't real asians
which is funny because he's also seething over pure blooded asians in >>718116413
he's a real schizo, and this is only the tip of the iceberg, he went really off the deep end towards the end

>>718112768
This game peaked here

>>718114969
lmfao

>>718116405
It's a half Flip hapa male, possibly the most insecure group on the planet.

>>718116579
It's their cope for magic not being real

>>718116226
he's got perpetual persecution complex going on in his head.

>>718112768
my fucking hero

>>718116520
No, Iron Fist's villains are usually white and his main love interest is a black woman.

I fucking detest that I can recognize every single one of these “synergised” peach comics

>>718116718
VERY crummy

>>718116701
KEK who is that meant to be? How did the Marvel simps take it?

>>718116638
Is it from one of his comics? Sounds familiar ,but I dont remember the exact thing its from

>>718116801
Learning Spanish in America is at least useful.
We learned French here in the UK, fucking why?

>>718116801
Is this an edit? The teacher is racist for telling him to pay attention in spanish class?

>>718116801
he lives constantly in the shadow of his older and more successful brother

>>718116801
>no Spanish because they colonized us once
>comics are in English
kek

>>718113560
>ragebait

>>718116870
none of these full comic pages have been edited, they're a raw look into his mind

>>718116514
what job is being depicted here? what do either of them do?

>>718116850
They live right next door?
Would you rather learn cumrag-I mean cymraeg?

>>718115967
>Punched so hard, he turns into a woman to be fucked.

>>718116846
I remember hearing it from some sort of video or show. Definitely not the comic, though I could imagine it makeing someone like him seethe into orbit

>>718116147
Thanks anon, you did my work before I could.

>>718116520
quite the opposite

>>718116532
he sees his history as cuckoldry.

>>718116960
Ones a record filer and the other is a gook killer.

My mom always complains when the last of something is eaten, so my dad never touches it. She won’t eat it either. She just wants to complain. If my dad throws it out, she complains about that too. So their fridge fills up with rotten food until I or one of my siblings visits, opens it in horror, and throws it all out.

>>718116961
You need to understand how much the British people hate the French.

>>718117028
brehs...

>>718113482
Vroom vroom

>>718116838
>who is that meant to be?
T'challa's white son Ketema who he adopted after his wife had a miscarriage
>How did the Marvel simps take it?
Black Panther fans were calling the author; Chris Priest, a black man known for one of the best comic runs in Black Panther's history, a washed Uncle Tom who hates Black Panther.

>>718116579
I thought she was going to say something like riding the bus is better than waiting forever for a lambo that isn't going to come. of course it was the opposite. god I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>718112329 (OP)
The former being manipulated by the latter.

>>718116513
Not gonna lie, that idea sounds actually hilarious.

>>718116892
Has anyone fact checked any of what he posted?

>>718116791
Nah, they would rather believe magic is real than see it was the men around them who were helping them their entire lives.

>>718116514
what're the chances he's ever known someone who had a "gook killer" tattoo?

>>718116708
>half-asians aren't real asians
I'm pretty sure the only "Asians" that exist in Luna's headcanon are the 3 main East Asians, and Filipinos. Anyone else from SEA apparently don't exist, and I'm sure his brain would implode trying to process the fact that they all fucking hate each other.