Thread 718125120

Any games about hunting cryptids? The scarier and more evil the creature, the better.

Joel lied.

Didn't this exact idea recently come out in the form of a cryptid tech support game or some shit?

>>718125120 (OP)
mimimimimimi

Take the gnomepill

Go to bed, Wendigoon.
Also pivot with your milsim game, make it a cryptid hunting game. With big fluffy werewolf gfs.

>>718125487
This, but with big fluffy moth girls instead.

>>718125120 (OP)
When you see it you'll shit bricks
>>718125487
Always wondered if he lurked here. I feel like he'd be on /x/ or /k/

Disco Elysium

>>718125163
Did people die?

>>718125474
Imagine getting gangstalked by a fucking Teletubby.

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>They can't find the body of D.B. Cooper
>Big Foot skeptics expect to find the body of a big foot just randomly

hurf, durf

Any good games based on Big Foot?

>in b4 "b-but Sasquatch can't into REAL!"

Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.

>>718133185
Furries.

>>718133185
>Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.
How does Big Foot cover several european countries worth of distance in such a short time?

>>718125120 (OP)
Why are South Americans obsessed over garden gnomes, complete with funny hats?

>>718133185
Fuck off. He isn't real. Stop looking for me

>>718125163
proverbs 27:1

>>718125120 (OP)
I really liked searching for the urban legends sidequest in Dreadout, but it might not have the same vibe since it's not western.

>>718133185
The fact that there’s even skepticism about Sasquatch existing proves that it’s more about normalfags waging a war on potential threats than anything else. There’s no reason anyone should outright dismiss Sasquatch given gorillas and chimpanzees. Kind of a non-statement, though.

>>718125163
Almost like hes a pathological liar and this has been known for ages

>>718125163
What did he lie about?

>>718125474
>>718125120 (OP)
Gnomes scare the shit outta me, fuck those tricky bastards.

>>718133185
They're actually pretty sure they did find D.B. Cooper
His kids found the parachute in a shed on their parent's property.
https://nypost.com/2024/11/26/us-news/richard-mccoy-jr-s-kids-claim-hes-db-cooper-after-finding-hidden-parachute/

>>718125120 (OP)

all of those gnomes have seen ferret assholes

>>718133326
>me

>>718133952
having sex in minecraft

>>718125210
FUCK OFFF

OJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJ

HEY ALIEN FUCK OFF

FUCK YOU ALIEN

>>718134853
The fact that someone (at least at one point) was beaming that into space makes me chuckle. Imagine the thing that gets humanity annihilated is a super advanced race all gathering around a big computer translating the message they received and its just "FUCK YOU ALIEN, FUCK OFF. PROTECTIVE SHIELD, PROTECTIVE SHIELD, PROTECTIVE SHIELD!" and they just go "Oh shit wow, thats rude. Let's send a warning shot to show we mean business." "Make sure you crank it to 60%, if I'm understanding this right they have a barrier up, they won't even know we're upset if we don't shake the shield a little."
or they mistranslate "Fuck you aliens" and send a lot of big busty ayyys to integrate

>>718135118
Why do aliens and demons want our cum so bad?

>>718135118
The ‘protective shield’ comment always specifically puts me in mind of the big blocky floating shield from Find Mii on the 3DS.

>>718133185
>>718133789
post-hibernation bears in spring

>>718135298
we were made in God's image and with our seed they can attempt to harness his divine essence or even attempt to make demon/human hybrids
they already did once before

>>718135298
Because we fuckin rule, dude.

OCEAN CRYPTIDS:

https://youtu.be/CdIni-VEHJ4?si=_yNFcCNs_tuYe6r2
https://youtu.be/IQuDwbY94-0?si=Brysb_iTCtdV6fZ7

>lategame boss fight against the Black Carpet

>>718135450
I always just assumed that it looked like the smash shield and that it only deployed for a second every time Joel says "Protective Shield!". Could he use it to parry?

>>718133185
shit pasta

>>718135671
I always assumed he was spamming it and hoping it stacked, which does make the Find Mii shield more likely because it stays up, tanks one hit and disappears.

is it possible bigfoot were just apes of some kind and turbo boomers were just being histrionic?

>>718125163
Meds.

>>718135762
Do you think his shield will stop that "alleged" alien ship that's definitely otw? I keep seeing fuckin headlines about that (as of right now) nothingburger. Imagine if they heard the message and are coming to abduct Joey on stream.

>>718135950
The only thing I can say about an alleged incoming alien ship (read: I haven’t read about this one) is that out of every alien species currently in the public consciousness of nerd culture, it’s most likely to be an Alternian ship, considering the recent revival of Homestuck and our relative closeness to the meteor date, so there’s really no shield we have that can stop it and we should probably run for our lives.

>>718133185
Pretty sure most species that went extinct have more sightings than that in the past 200 years.

>>718136071
Tricky Tony has doomed us all

>>718136075
Be honest, if it had a feminine figure or at least some tits you'd fuck that big bitch till you traumatized some campers a mile away. You need to do your part and help the Bigfoot gene pool, so we can get some more sightings. Preferably in more poses than blurry running.

>>718136190
NTA, but I would never have sex with a squatch because I would never have sex with a person. You niggas are crazy.

cryptozoology is pseudoscience

>>718136694
you glow

>>718135298
Semen is creative essence.
Also aliens are demons, they're the same thing.

>>718136694
So you admit it's a science?

>>718136694
>NOOOOO WEIRD LIZARDS AREN’T REAL YOU FUCKING FREAK
Shiggy diggy.

Ugh, cryptidniggers are the most annoying kind of delusional.

>>718125168
Home safety hotline. It was alright

>>718136975
no, that would be trannies

>>718137135
At least some trannies are fuckable.

>>718125120 (OP)
>thing I don't understand is.... LE HECKIN' EVIL!

maybe you're evil to them. ever consider that?

>>718125120 (OP)
Puzzle Agent

>>718137221
yeah, I have yet to see a single one that confirms that

vinny>>>>>>>joel

>>718136975
Nah that's monstergirl fags
They're like cryptidfags but can't shut the fuck up about wanting to bang them instead of recording them

>>718133185
Because Cooper survived you dumb retard

>>718133185
This was debunked.

>>718125474
you can't explain this shit, there's no logical explanation

>>718135118
>>718135450
What does this mean? I googled it and see 'vinesauce anti alien alarm clock' and a bunch of redditors parroting it. >>718135453

>>718139125
How am I supposed to know if it's real if I can't stick my dick in it?

>>718135118
They wouldn't attack us. We have PROTECTIVE SHIELD

Would you play a shooter where all the enemies are Fearsome Critters and your character is a north american lumberjack from the late 1800s?