Thread 718134721

>Birdo has more costumes then Donkey Kong
what went wrong?

do i want to this thing?

>Boots
>Sundress

Nintendo is spying on me, they're taking my minor clothing fetishes and putting them on the hottest character they've ever made.

that dress makes her pure sex

>>718134721 (OP)
>then
esl BEGONE

the wedding ring she has is so weird. if theyre going to give her something like that they should at least state who the lucky fella is

>>718134721 (OP)
>then Donkey Kong
then Donkey Kong what? Did he do something about it or what? Finish your sentences.

Who unironically plays as Birdo
Why does she keep coming back

>>718135431
I do

>>718135267
me

REMINDER: Before Donkey Kong Lienanza Tendies were CONVINCED they were getting new pauline and dk skins for mk world.

>>718134721 (OP)
What is the whole in her face for?

>>718135990
shooting eggs.

>>718135946
It's still happening, DK and Pauline are the two important characters who happen to have only 1 costume each
it's pretty obvious they're saving them for a bananza related dlc

>>718135431
>Who unironically plays as Birdo
I do
>Why does she keep coming back
Sex

I do not have a single SFW pic of her so here's Yoshi instead

>>718134721 (OP)
I like her big ribbon a lot

i like my Birdo big

>>718134993
>>718135990
>>718136176
>>718136371
>her
>>718135267
>she
>her
>>718135431
>she

>>718137409
yes birdo is a biological woman

>>718135431
Yoshi fags who got groomed into becoming trannies, so these anons:
>>718135543
>>718136176

>>718137653
>Troons ex nihilo
Mindbroken

>>718137707
Speak English, tranny

I want to dump my nut deep inside of her egg shooting mouth

>>718137409
>UMM SWEETIE THAT'S A *TRANNY* THOUGHBEIT???
retconned

>>718134721 (OP)
>Never noticed the ring til now
>Apparently she's had since mario freaking tennis on the 64

I am fucking blind! Is there a reason for that ring or is it just an accessory like the bow?

>a game where you have Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, and Pauline
>"no I prefer the fat pink dinosaur"
Why are you like this?

>>718139109
She's a fat pink dinosaur.

>>718139109
whats wrong with picking female yoshi in mario games? everyone has their character they like to pick. it doesn't really need to make sense to you

>>718137409
rent free.

>>718135431
Vernias

>>718135431
The one exception to this is if you're playing Mario Strikers. Birdo is a beast in those games.

Would.

>>718134721 (OP)
They withheld content from a barren game so they can drip feed it slowly over a year or so and go
>look! this is what $80 gets you :)

>>718137409
>>718137653
you will never be a woman
you will never be a video game character

>>718135431
>she
birdo is a biological male

Why she's so sexy?

birdo solo game soon

>>718141165
Mario Strikers Charged is the one reason why I'm ready to lynch Birdo on sight.

>>718135431
>she
>>718135946
they will probably make paid skins, it's the trend after all

>>718137409
Every videogame character you try to appropriate is straight and normal btw, the only trans characters you'll ever have in any media are the ones made by xer themselves

>>718141851
>no one can draw birdo being normal
Why is this

Birdofication

Do you think that she touches herself when she poops out of her facebutt

>>718151234
fully birdotilized and loving it

>>718134721 (OP)
>Sexy female characters get more skins than the males in a Japanese game
Water is wet

Why did Nintendo design a character with a flashlight for a mouth

uncontested throatgoat?

what if she don't stop kissing

>back in the day bordo was known as a grotesque being and nobody found her attractive
>fast forward to know and you have semi-normal people cranking it to him like it's okay
I don't know where we're heading as a society but it isn't looking good.

>>718134721 (OP)
I'm not some weirdo gooner freak like you guys but the way it looks like she has white panties peaking out from under the sun dress is pretty hot

>>718153245
Uh oh!

>>718153245
them lips ain't made for kissing

>>718154680
is this tf

>>718154680
eggs come out of that hole

>>718154263
fr like why her and not toadette (or captain syrup but nintendo isnt bringing her back but they fucking should)
especially since she went from a nitche in mk wii to a actual top tier in mk world
(she technically was top tier in dd too but its very hard to tier specific characters and not combos in that game. her item is the golden mushroom so i would think shes a top tier (karts dont matter cause of your partner can change your weight class )

>>718135431
I like her because she's a rare instance of a funny tranny

>>718155872
>her item is the golden mushroom
No it wasn't, it was the Birdo Egg, golden mush was Toad and Toadette.

Would you allow Birdos to exist if it meant you could do this?

>>718155481
the fucking?

tag: Dick sucking creature

>>718154429
>I'm not some weirdo gooner freak
>proceeds to say some weirdo gooner freak shit
Unironically kys along with the rest of the freaks in this thread, faggot.

>>718160456
for some reason expect after the kiss the other face to have a birdo nose

>>718155481
>>718161930
Haha...

>>718155614
That's hot

>>718134721 (OP)
They want a Bananza themed DLC hence why Diddy is also missing

>>718160624
>weirdo freak
You literally treat conformity like religious virtue, so follow your own advice, faggot.

>>718164642
>blah blah blah
You're a faggot. Grab the rope degenerate fuck.

>>718164398
Isn't K Rool's VA name found in World's credits too?

>>718135431
same with all the baby characters.

This game has the worse character unlock process I've ever seen in a video game. The costumes are fine since you can do that in free roam, but the RNG on RNG shit for the mook characters is diabolical. If I'm really fucking lucky, I might get Kamek'd a single time in a grand prix. Then, it's essentially always a character I already have.

>>718165408
It's pretty bad in general but getting Cataquack (the main character I wanted) was fucking horrendous
>only appears if someone rolls a Kamek
>only appears if Kamek flies in such a way that he spawns the enemies on land
>only appears on tracks that involve a lot of water
>even then you might get someone else anyway
fuck you
I never want to play Peach Beach again in my life

>>718137409
I get she was originally a tranny as a joke but she’s snuggling with Yoshi on the cover of Mario Party 7 and a doubt they’d make Yoshi a tranny-fucking faggot. I think it’s been retcon to being female now

>>718150997
Why else would you draw this stupid looking thing?

>>718160624
>puritan calls someone weirdo freak
I smell projection

>>718164915
>failed normal fag thinks he's a winner

>>718137409
>>718143621
>>718148039
She spits eggs and male animals can't lay eggs. Which means... WTF...

>>718167107
Yoshi does the same thing yet he's male.

>>718167107
>>718167205
>he
>she
Aren't they a species?
This is like saying all humans are males, because the plumbers are males.

>>718134721 (OP)
Right*
And I’ll tell you what went right. Trans Rights.

>>718167320
Species yes, but the one you see/play is a specific birdo. Kinda like how you have a ton of different yoshi’s, but the one in games is THE yoshi

>>718168008
>specific Birdo
The thing is, I can buy a set Green Yoshi of the series, but Birdo is a reoccurring boss/archetype in SMB2. Compared to the same Yoshi in World or Island that you could infer are all the same.

>>718167205
Yoshi eats the koopa, lays the eggs, then reloads Birdo