Thread 718145539

Play Death Stranding 2

>>718145539 (OP)
All the gameplay videos I've seen make it look like a tedious walking simulator. What's the real hook?

>>718145695
The walking simulator stuff is the main hook.

>>718145539 (OP)
Beat it already and I'm doing post-game stuff up until some other game comes along.
Overall it was alright. Felt like an expansion pack for the first game.

>>718145539 (OP)
I wanted to but I didn't realize that Kojimbo made it a Playstation exclusive for no reason until two days before release.
What the fuck was he thinking? It's no longer 2008 and Death Stranding is no Metal Gear-tier system seller either.

Was this post-wall hag supposed to convince me to play your snoyslop?

Sorry, but I'd rather play video games

>>718145539 (OP)
No one in the game looks like that, deceiving OP image
>>718145695
Traversing the land by various means and connecting people genuinely feels good to me, although I understand how it's not for everyone
If you're craving action the boss fights are very cool and spectacular

>>718145695
Walking is the best part. Unfortunately doing deliveries with the truck is the optimal way to play and I probably sat behind the wheel over 90% of my playtime. I swear to God that thing goes up straight walls as long as you got the snow tires installed.

if only she grew out her hair in the sequel

Serious question: If I had standing shower sex with Rainy aboard the DHV Magellan would her powers allow me to bust inside her over and over again with no refractory period along with constantly regenerating semen supply?

>>718145539 (OP)
>a shitty cinematic experience with hollywood actors
i would rather watch the grass grow

>>718146951
I don't think shower water counts.

>>718147038
I just took a long way up a mountain so I could hoverboard down to my destination.

>>718145695
>tedious
>walking
god bless america

Playing yesterday I ran into a BT (the hand type) for the first time in 50 hours. It completely annihilated me because I don't carry weapons or blood bags with me anymore because BTs are so rare.

>>718146029
Rude.

>>718145539 (OP)
Imagine a walking simulator with HER!
You can judge her balance via her boobs moving about. It's everything Trespasser wanted to be...

HE SAID HE NEEDED HELP SO YOU LEND HIM A HAND
BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A TROUBLED MAN

>>718147560
>cry in public
lmao, literal toddler brain.

>>718149546
Sad coz she got too much pussy

>>718145539 (OP)
No way it is that big

>>718149621
>she totally lesbo bross!!
>her womb got filled at least TWICE by male cums
LOLEMAOKEKAROOO

>>718145539 (OP)
I would play it if Kojima would put it on PC already.

>>718149647
it's a shop, the og tities (& dress) are from some other red head actress. i forget her name, she was in mad max

>>718150776
What if your frenulum got stuck in her toothgap?

>>718150894
mad men*

>>718146081
is the fan server up? are things working?

>>718150894
>>718150941
See >>718150776

>>718152894
>DEI cum
toss that shit into tar

>>718150776
god shes beautiful

>>718145695
>What's the real hook?
that it's a tedious walking simulator that kojima's simps will promise is actually really deep and his writing is actually amazing.

>>718153163
>Sam is a cuck

japanese choosing the most medieval peasant women to make their favorites

>>718153293
He's a mpreg tranny

>>718145539 (OP)
Gërat booba

>>718150776
Princess Peach if real

She was extremely warm and likable in DS2, if not a bit boring due to some of the story concepts

She's a gorgeous woman with an extremely unique and memorable face

I took so many pictures of Rainy and her

>>718153379
Yeah, it's called having some fucking taste

>>718153379
Mommy Lea has an ethereal aristocratic beauty

>>718153957
He couldn't have gotten Anri Okita or something? Who is this cuntfaced bitch? None of them can act anyway. Fuck Hackjima.

>>718145695
>What's the real hook?
Cinematics. There is no reason to play it.

>Play DS2
But i already beat it. I really should get back to 5 starring the rest of the game, been about a week since i played. Also:
>Sam's daughter looks like THIS!?

>>718155751
I dont think shes that pretty, shes kinda got that large, generic polish kinda white girl face. But she has a pretty nice ass for someone that tall and flat
Anyway, I really should get back to the game today, I'm gonna try and finish the Ghost Hunter's requests so i can finally see the optional boss fight outside of Terminal Knot. I hope its good but have a hard time seeing it surpass the Lord of the Lake or CRAB BATTLE

>>718145539 (OP)
>Buy a PS5
Lol faggot.
>Buy a "La Creatividad" game
Ok, cum guzzler.
>Play that slop
Naturally, you stupid fuck, I have nothing better to do with my time.

>>718158816
You post in a Death Stranding 2 (A Hideo Kojima Game) thread, you clearly value your time

>>718159142
I took a minute. Now two, you're mad?
You're mad, isn't it?

>>718154442
Fuck, she's as old as I am, but the only big thing on me is my cock.

I want to marry Sam's daughter

>>718145539 (OP)
ugly cow tits fit for the lower class of humans

>>718145695

yeah its a walking sim but you're walking (sprinting) with a super speed boost exoskeleton and a glider jetpack off an antigravity jump ramp so you can sail through the air while doing a triple gainer front flip to land on top of a guard tower before silently dropping off the roof and zip-tying the night watch man, clearing the way for you steal precious cargo from the enemy base undetected. then as you're escaping the guards notice you at the last second so its a giant shoot out that you barely escape from alive thanks to your backpack full of portable artillery, electric cattle prod bo staff, and kung fu ninja skills.

Bumpy