Thread 718147815

You still play Splatoon, right anon?

I wish. I have too many single player games to play.

>>718147815 (OP)
the netcode sucks, nintendo are so bad at it. there's no reason to play a game with bad netcode really

>>718147815 (OP)
No but i masturbate to marie quite often

>>718147872
too bad there's no good alternative

>>718147885
Very interesting. Thanks for telling the class.

>>718148092
You are welcome. Do you like to masturbate to marie aswell?

>>718147885
>>718148092
I still prefer callie

>>718147885
Same.

>>718148168
She's cute too, i like to imagine that they share their man and toys.

>>718148150
Marian is my fav but they are all pretty.

>>718148314
I like to imagine they share a a bed together and sleep naked

Nindian marketers thread

rape

>>718147815 (OP)
ANON NO DO NOT REUPLOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>718147815 (OP)
not recently, but i actually ordered the splat3 stickers since i had enough points and delivery was cheap
will have to think on where i'd want to stick them to though

>>718147815 (OP)
She looks like she's made for AI training.

Another nice thread i see.

>>718149172
There are always more splatzones to ink in the Nintendo hit videogame Splatoon 3 for the Nintendo Switch system.

I could use a Marie thread right about now.

>>718149298
Lots of ink being spilled here lately.

Marie is the worst idol

>>718149565
It's quite lovely to see the seemingly endless amount of ink Anons carry in their tanks.

I hate ERP niggers so much. Fuck off to /trash/ and stay there.

>>718149775
Ah, you must be new to the series. Marie was crowned objectively the best and sexiest idol nearly a decade ago.

>>718149941
Can't argue with that.

>>718150031
Rigged
Russian collusion

marie makes me so horny, i want to fuck her massive tits and cum all over her face so badly.

>>718150091
Good that we both understand.

Need plump explosive octo wife..

>>718150241
Just don't get too focused on that ink.

>>718150408
But I wan t to ink...

>>718150663
Just one time won't hurt anyone i guess.

>>718151143
Just be careful to not have that ink gun fire off into anyones eye.

I play Side Order every now and then

>>718151356
I won't promise anything.

>>718151463
Just promise to have fun while inking the splatzones.

Go on you two, i'm pumping

>>718151862
Maybe he got busy. But please don't let that stop you.

>>718151570
That you can be sure of.

>>718152039
I can feel my inksacks overflowing. I don't think I can hold on for another post.

I play salmon run pretty consistently still and have fun.

>>718151862
kill yourself

>>718152248
I feel the same. Guess it's time to let that ink fly.

>>718147815 (OP)
splatoon 3 is my first splat game.
I'm only 25 but I already feel like I'm too old for shooters, I can't keep up with the pace of dual guns 12yo timmies, they're too good at this.

Wow that match got sweaty at the end.
GG

>>718152448
That was a bit messy run. Good job anon.

>>718152640
Always a pleasure.

If you're done samefagging please drink bleach now

>>718147815 (OP)
This game kickstarted my porn addiction, in a way I'm still "playing" with splatoon :3

>>718151862
live eternally

>>718153415
Once you start playing you never really stop.

>>718147815 (OP)
Not anymore, but I still fap to the woomies and veemos

>>718152560
>I can't keep up with the pace
that goes away (mostly) with experience and understanding that good positioning and trapping can be on par with speed if used properly

>>718154216
canaryprimary has been teasing the discord animation for years now, never expect anything from artists

Splat
Splat
Splurge

I want to cum on miss Marie's fat stupid tits

>>718157592
Again?

>>718157592
Same. She's the best.

>>718157824
She deserves at least 3 loads.

I don't think she can take on this many at once.

>>718158459
Look at her, she can easily satisfy 6 dudes at the same time.

>>718147815 (OP)
I have over a thousand hours and I'm almost at the two thousand mark in Splatoon 3. The amount of matches I get where you get shit teammates in this game is ridiculous and should be studied to avoid. I think this game became worse with every update and I'm kind of glad I only play it for salmon run or with my friend who is in this purgatory with me. Also fuck grizzco for putting 800 bronze for items. Only got the octo armor and lab coat from that greedy bastard.

>>718158609
>where you get shit teammates
isn't weapon power or whatever it was called meant to stop that
or is that ranked/X only

>>718158686
Who's your favie?

>>718148649
A laptop

>two fags from /trash/ jerking each other off
>or the more likely option, just one annoying faggot samefagging

I started with 2 earlier in summer and quickly realized I love the gameplay so I got 3 right after. My favorite mp game at the moment. Also my kid loves it

You could be splatting inkzones with everyone else if you stopped having a melty every day.

>>718159505
>p-please ERP with me

Nah.

Good thread. I will now jack off.

WOAH SQUID

>>718159035
oh yeah definitely some of those are going on my laptop
probably not all, since i plan to put a few on my switch 2 when i eventually get my hands on it

No one is roleplaying you daft cunt.

>>718158609
>>718159459
I love the gameplay concept, I love the theming and the worldbuilding. I hate the Nintendo online experience, I hate they charge us money for this, and I feel like the campaign of S3 was made weaker so they could bust all their nut on the DLC. There are some amazing salmon maps but everytime I play its Spawning Ground and Marooners Bay. Splatfests are fun because you already understand you have so little power in the grand scheme of things. Big Run however is dreadful and takes the worst elements of getting dicked with RNG and bad teamates and amplifies it higher. Bad runs= rank penalty is very very gay and doesn't at all help against bad players getting to higher ranks and ruining those runs. You could get to EVP+X because of a good weapon rotation or map you're decent in, a new stage/weapon set rotates in and you just tank every match you touch on your way back down. It's infuriating.

>>718159147
Ther: definitely some sperg samefagging to derail threads on purpose, he got banned for it and posted a screenshot out of butthurt recently.

>>718160401
Of course. Shame an annoying autist like him probably won't be permabanned.

Tell me your thoughts on inkling culture, favorite and least favorite things about it?

>>718160401
We don't prefix our posts with our pronouns here

Accusing others of what you do is funny.

>>718160556
Favorite thing: they're murderous hedonists and killers and Nintendo doesn't really seem to notice what they've done.
Least Favorite thing: They're corrupting pure octos who haven't been exposed to that level of hedonism before.

>>718160879
I fuck with a society of hedonists that are predominantly focused on the luxuries of their first world culture. Shit, look where I am.

>>718160556
>thoughts on inkling culture
immaculate vibes/10, and its very funny that the scrolls imply that inklings pretty much only die of old age because respawning has been a thing since old times
i'd kill for more Walker mags from nintendo (in english preferably)

>>718161392
>Shit, look where I am.

Inklings society is simply a more cartoonish version of our current society.

>>718161671
So what you are saying is that they are massive Splatogooners as well?

>>718162073
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if there was a massive sex industry in the Splatoon universe that we obviously don't see. I mean every other aspect of their society is built around adrenaline and consumption.

>>718161671
That might be why I like it. I understand enough to see the fun and see the hidden grit but its also magical and whimsical enough that I see it as fun and exciting xfiting.

>>718162239
Holy fuck

>>718162073
dare i say they are mayby even more deranged than us
after all, they can respawn, so why not indulge in some insane fetishes

There are definitely degenerate cephs that do inappropriate and reckless things with their ink guns in private.

>>718162889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ-_4HTDR6I
>WEAPONS I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
>N-ZAP
>JET SQUELCHER
>INKSTRIKE
>BAMBOOLZER
>ELITER
>FIZZYBOMB
>ANGLE SHOOTER

>>718162073
How much do you think inkopolis and splatland citizens are judged for their lifestyle choices or what they do in their freetime? I imagine working 12 hours in the spawning grounds makes a swuigger just want to go home and unwind without fear of being judged or censored.

>>718164120
I mean from what the games present, there is literally no parental supervision in their society. And they're allowed to work for a company where the exterminate an entire species. So safe to say that they're probably fucking a LOT. I bet the love hotel business is booming in Splatoon world.

>>718164286
What does squidmilk taste like?

>>718164354
Salty probably. Or maybe rich and creamy since they evolved to be like humans.

>>718164286
I want to know how afforadble the greater metropolitan areas of cephalapod culture are. Can they afford rent after buying all these new bougie chlothes and hitting up fried food vendors? Every day in Inkopolis looks like a trip to the mall.

>>718164520
Sounds very delicious.

>>718164629
I mean is there a central government? Monetary policy seems all over the place. There are several different kinds of currencies and none of them seem to be regulated. We know an organized military exists or existed during the Big Turf War, and that there are independent societies like the people who do archeology. I feel like living expenses are "whatever you can pay." Octoling society seems way more organized and structured.

Squid bitties

Ceph smothering.

>>718165749
Anon that's an OCTO.

>>718159147
I always liked this face that Shiver did.

>>718165906
She's bratty enough to cute but not so much that it becomes annoying.

>>718164286
>there is literally no parental supervision in their society.
there is literally no parental supervision in their society that we can see*
i always felt that turf wars were sorta like a bigger and badder paintball of their world - something that a lot squids do, but not every squid is into playing it
i think its stated somewhere that agent 4 wasnt really interested in turf wars before and after S2, so there is some merit to it

>>718165881
All the same to me, a boob enjoyer.

>>718166510
The eclectic titty connoisseur.

>>718165689
>Death by fat titties

Oh no, how terrible~

>>718166867
It's actually pretty common around these parts.
>>718166906
A fate worse than not death by fat titties.

>>718147815 (OP)
I've never played Splatoon. OST seems fun as a guilty pleasure but otherwise it didn't appeal to me.

Feel like I may have missed out on something but ultimately meh.

>>718167228
I mean Spl4toon is definitely coming. I got started with 3 so there's definitely more to come.

>>718167361
He's based when not drawing... you know.

>>718167657
Yucky poo poo guy

Where did we go wrong with Pearl?

>>718167584
Yeah, I don't see myself shelling out for a Tendieconsole or emulating.
Neat porn though.

>>718167857
her parents being related probably

>>718147815 (OP)
>You still play Splatoon, right anon?
Prove it, post a screenshot of your character

>>718167925
Would explain a lot.

>>718167740
That's fair.

>>718147815 (OP)
>DO NOT USE
well what am i meant to do with it then?

>>718168320
Simply envision the concept of squid milfs.

salmon run is a lot of fun

>>718164949
When the Zapfish in Splatoon 1 went missing there was no greater organized body to assemble and plan to get it back, just a ragtag group of splinters hiding from the main public eye.
The idols with their news broadcasts and Judd seem to be the biggest authorities in each game for municipalities. Even if the Zapfish hypothetically gives the cleanest unlimited resource of energy who is in chsrge of maintaining it or running the backup grid? Who funds television, livestreams, and the airways? Who distributes the power to the city, who charters and organizes property rights and leases for tennants of those properties?

>>718168656
I wish it felt less like there were stakes because performance really makes me feel so high strung.

>>718168797
>who is in chsrge of maintaining it or running the backup grid? Who funds television, livestreams, and the airways? Who distributes the power to the city, who charters and organizes property rights and leases for tennants of those properties?
adult squids, and the other evolved creatures
also, wasn't the news about the zapfish very "in the moment"? it might just be that the SS did their mission so early and fast that there wasnt any time to properly assemble an offical team
>>718167956
post yours

>>718169105
>Takozon hairstyle

How did you do this?

>>718168994
not sure if i understand you correctly, but if you feel like it's too hard you could always just play at lower hazards. Personally I wouldn't mind it being a bit harder in its next iteration.

>>718149172
more of her

Ink tanks.

>>718169792
Too big.
Don't worry, I will suck them back down to size.

>>718168797
Well the schizo take is that the jellyfish take care of all the administration stuff.

>>718169445
Its not so much its too hard, I do have a skill cap I dont usually go over ~evp500, its just that even in the profreshes if I have a bad team, make mistakes myself, or something that causes us to lose I get so fucking frustrated. Losing turf war is a 50/50, losing salmon means someone fucked up OR rng was just thst cruel, when its the former it feels like there should be no excuse.

>>718169908
Marina's marinas.

>>718169237
if you use splathex you can change you gender to octoling
you'd still need rivalunpatch to get them to show up online and mayby a prepared save file for unused clothes like the nogear in the pic
also thats splatoon 1 in the screenshot, mind you, but im sure there is a mod for that hair for splatoon 3

>>718170450
Nice marinas.

>>718170231
Yeah, I understand. Ignoring personal performance, most freelancers are complete idiots. Do keep in mind that there basically won't be any good players below EVP400. It's a shame the pool is mostly dead.

>>718170542
Marinas make me want to marinate them.

KRAKEN

>>718171059
I don't think you can marinate things with ink...

>he's back samefagging his gay shit

Get a life you fucking loser.

But what about Ceph butts?

>>718171404
Yeah you can. Just watch me do it.

>>718171378
>>718171467
>>718171294
splat 4 better have woomy milfs

>>718147815 (OP)
Not since Splatoon 1, I don't pay twice for online.

>>718171751
Fine i will.

>>718171813
It won't but we can still dream.

>>718171886
And done~
Sorry if that was cheating but I had the ink marinate already prepped.

>>718171813
I want to know where they are. Part of me believes the lifespan if a ceph might be short, and going fro Callie + Marie to Curtlefish is a short pipeline.

>>718171882
Based
>>718167917
Can you actually play Cemu or Yuzu online? This is my first gen of not buying Nintendo.

>>718147815 (OP)
No :(

>>718172463
No. At least not as far as I'm aware of.

>>718147815 (OP)
Did you know that most species of squids/octopi will die shortly after mating? You can't prove that this isn't the case with inklings/octolings.

>>718173197
Captain Cuttlefish is an old man, and the squid sisters are his granddaughters.

>>718168797
I always figured the lesser races did all that stuff. Jellyfish and other sub-hum.. sub-animal trash. In octo dlc you only see other races using the subway never any squids. Squids are all partying while others have to go to work etc.

i prefer smaller sized squids

>>718173825
Here's a pity Pearl before I start posting squids with tits the size of their head.

>>718173482
Errrm, but Cuttlefish could just belong to one of the few species of squids that don't die from mating.

>>718172463
you can play Cemu online, but you'd need to have dumped your own wiiu if i remember right

Beware, beware, beware... the yellow woomy of ill-omen...

>>718174016
This minion ass looking loser will never mate.

>>718174521
But will you?

>>718174625
Only my tentacle.

squid butthole

inking up a gyatt with the sprinkler

>>718176092
I swear I can see it.

The Squid Sisters do not have breasts anywhere near the size depicted in most of the images in this thread. These images are fraudulent.

>>718162889
>with their ink guns in private.
Pearl is known for splatting herself with her dualies,

>>718176784
I love to get swindled.

>>718173482
Proof of blood relation? Could be adopted.

Callie is an octo's whore.

>>718176784
some Cephalopods are capable of manipulating their form,texture, and color to blend into the environment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2UeR2pvoMA

>>718178014
Put the glasses back on...

You think its ever gross swimming in your own (or someone else's) ink?

>>718164629
>Can they afford rent after buying all these new bougie chlothes and hitting up fried food vendors?
Squid kids are dropped in an arcade area with boarding and a plastic multicolor plastic chip 'economy'. It's a gacha daycare with a safety mesh so good that kids can splat themselves with impunity. Free from worry, adults watch over the fence to bet on toddler fights, present new materials, weapons and technology and to scout for future talent.

>>718180320
That sounds comfy I wish I was a squid kid

>>718168797
The way I see it, the reason we never really got an answer to these questions is because the game is from the perspective of your average squid kid who doesn’t give a shit about any of it. No doubt there’s more going on in the world as hinted by sunken scrolls and whatnot, but ultimately the average squid kid only cares about splatting and anything outside of that doesn’t really matter, so we never see get to see it. Knowing who runs the government or what do adults do/look like isn’t conducive to the game itself and thus it’s irrelevant, lore isn’t gonna make the game any better, you know. The question I ask in response is “why do you care?”

Can anyone translate this cute comic I found

>>718180807
"The pleasure of being inked inside my splatzone."

>>718176784
Did you forget the part where they morph their bodies at will? You're a squid now, you're a kid now, you're a squid, you're a kid with size H tits, a squid, a kid. That's canon dude.

*Sigh* I can't stop thinking about Marie.

>>718181247
You are way too greedy.

>>718181573
But I can't help it.

>>718183972
You can help yourself while looking at her.

>>718166906
full pic?

>>718184068
It's on model, squids can change form.

Frye sex.

Which idol has the canonically biggest ass

>>718186313
I feel like whichever idol is not designated as the one with tits should be the one with ass, but it rarely works out this way in art.

>>718187257
This is the tragic reality.

>>718186313
The mantaray.

>>718147815 (OP)
Anyone ever found a good looking golden bikini to have their slampig wear? I find that they all look like shit or are not as shiny-reflective as I'd like.

>>718187486
>Implying anyone itt has a slampig

Splatballoons

I have been thinking about sitting on a couch next to anon, looking at Splatoon threads together, getting really riled up about the sexy girls haha

>>718191173
You sound like a fag.

>>718191173
These are some very evil thoughts, Anon.

>>718191553
I think it's just a natural phenomena, right? Who could help it when you see things like this even when you sit really close to each other, haha

>>718184068
Off-model?

>>718191856
It's only natural to hold the others controller for safety while they go for a drink.

>>718191354
No shit sherlock. Did you figure it out by yourself?

>>718192081
Sometimes you really need both heads for something else, right? Maybe they are replying to someone in this thread and need some support

>>718192250
It can be very busy. Are you keeping yourself busy right now?

>>718192389
Really busy with some sort of work, it's so overwhelming that I could really use a helping hand

>>718192545
I guess one hand helping won't hurt. I'm sure your work will be over in no time with the proper handling.

>>718192884
I wouldn't be so sure, I always take my time when I'm working hard, though depending on how eager you are to help me, I might get finished way sooner than usual.

>>718193273
With reposts to top it all off.

>>718193194
I always make sure to finish my work in time. No reason to handle it different when helping out.

>>718147815 (OP)
I'd love to but I play with the joycons and they always end up drifting after playing for a while.

>>718193482
We can line up our schedules and finish work together, especially when we're helping each other out.

>>718194048
I went ahead and put in a power hour. All done and completed here. It's your turn now.

>>718184757
> https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2083/sample_e8037e5cc0c69d55854b6dfc681fa022.jpg?13587320
> https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2083/sample_e776a5bfaeade9bc07d19f62b7e247ee.jpg?13587409
> https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3245/50011b22c4fe6bfdf3b8273dbef5f996.jpeg?13823955
> https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1296/a76aa38cc6e15c05c14f153c7983faf5.jpeg?13823965

And a couple of bonus pics for good measure.

>>718194441
>sample
Anon please

I inked like 10 splatzones today.
Good Night.

>>718194559
Yeah, I didn't realize until after I made the links, and was too lazy to change it.

I like Frye

>>718149172
My hotwife

>>718195384
i bet those pants feel nice in a breeze

Massive Marie bump.

>>718195384
I love Frye

>>718147815 (OP)
i do cause i bought a switch one like a sucker and it's the one game i've always wanted to try