Thread 718155262

>>718155262 (OP)
>...and I just won!

>>718155262 (OP)
segas entire legacy right here

But during the stone age!

>>718155262 (OP)
>>718155337

Winning this contest was the worst thing to ever happen to Chris. It taught him to obsess over children's media and just wait and do nothing and one day you'll be rewarded.

>>718155262 (OP)
a few months from this, 1 fucking bear just so happens to be in 1 mall, makes 1 mistake that changes the course of history

>>718155419
I think catching autism was a worse thing

The passage of time really is cruel.

>>718155419
this is just a normalfag tourist assertion, no different than "HIS PARENTS SHOULD HAVE SENT HIM TO SPED SCHOOL AND NOT MAINSTREAMED HIM!" and "HE'S NOT AUTISTIC HE HAS SOMETHING ELSE LIKE SCHIZOPHRENIA STOP SAYING HE HAS AUTISM I KNOW AN AUTIST AND THEY DON'T ACT THIS WAY!"
this was never the gateway to anything it's just one of many many things in his life with equal bearing on his mindset

>>718155419
I don't think it goes that deep. He's just an autistic man with a shitty childhood that arrested his development.

>>718155262 (OP)
>>718155419
I first started following CWC way back in the day. Back when he was obsessing over small internet video game contests.
It was specificically the Parappa the Rapper music video contest. He was angry because one of the contestants "cheated."
I thought it was so strange to see a grown man obsessing over these contests meant for children.
Later I saw the video of his winning the Sonic cartoon contest.
Then it made sense.
He was chasing that high from his childhood. Trying to recapture the glory of winning the $1000 worth of Sonic vidya goodness.

>>718155513
i hate every discussion about him now it's such fucking cancer

we used to laugh at his art, the things he makes, the things he says, the stupid videos he creates and the funny things he believes in
now it's just politics and armchair psychobabble
>trannies trannies trannies!
>left wing right wing left wing right wing
>trannies trannies trannies
>duuuuuuude he has like, schizophrentypical something something disorder that's when you're like, crazy or something right? idk i heard it somewhere i think
>politics politics politics
>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude did you hear he fucked his mom? what do you mean you have, what else is there to talk about? i just heard about this guy 5 minutes ago dude that's so crazy how that's the strangest thing he's ever done

>>718155521
Mainstreaming an autist is a horrible idea, though. It's a mindset that's terribly out of line with their reality. Seen it happen to many a kid.

>>718155262 (OP)
>risten
Is he Japanese?

>>718155706
that's just the internet now

>>718155521
Fuck off Newcastle. I've been following Chris Chandler since before your were born

>>718155262 (OP)
Was this the moment where Chrischan became doomed?

Chris Chan got a woman pregnant.

That bastard gets more booty than me.

>>718155740
That's bullshit, Chris wasn't mainstreamed ENOUGH
People take him going to a normal school as a sign he was mainstreamed and that's proof it doesn't work, but the reason for his ego is that he was always told he's autistic and special and deserves everything for it, and that's why he thinks it's both an excuse and a 'get everything free' permit
Take the Parappa The Rapist contest as proof, nobody cared he has the aut's when they voted for him, they voted on quality and merit, "you autistic so you tried hav reward ):" doesn't work in reality, but he expected it to work somehow

He should've been ACTUALLY mainstreamed, not just a regular school but also without having his brain filled with nonsense about how super special he is, give him help, sure, but no discounts
That's what mainstreaming actually means
I've seen the affects of special ed schools, they ruin good kids, no joke kids end up worse there than when they go in

>>718155871
Ahem
>Newcastle

>>718155419
The truth is that there were many factors that arressted Chris' development in his youth. The contest might not have helped but if his parents (Barb being a coddling narcissist, Bob being a defeatist from the start) actually tries to keep him grounded and temper his expectations, he would eventually recognize he isn't special and grow up. Alas, they sabatoged him at every point. Bob paying girls to hang out with Chris was probably the most damninh since Chris didn't learn how to actually make friends with his peers and instead assumed they would come to him for decades.

>>718155706
The internet has become just as retarded as chris chan

>>718155964
No. He was born autistic, he was doomed from birth.

>>718155969
no he didn't retard.

>>718156036
>Born autistic to shitty parents.

Name a worse combo.

>>718155262 (OP)
Looks like Elliot Page

>>718156035
Correction, it became MORE retarded than Chris Chan and then brought Chris himself down to its level

It's funny how nearly everyone who delves into the CWC saga, watches the documentary, tries to understand what "makes him the way he is" conveniently ignore that Barbara gave birth to him when she was FORTY-FUCKING-ONE YEARS OLD.

>>718156397
It might have directly caused his autism usre, but other than that it's largely irrelevant.

>>718156397
everyone keeps trying to find one big overarching cause and doesn't understand just how many little factors go into making a person the way they are and how everything, from before birth to their genetic predisposition to the culture they live in and the way society treats them to the things they consume and the conscious choices they themselves make, all create and shape a human being

everyone who wants to find one reason, one genesis cause for it all, is a moron
just because it came first doesn't mean it was the sole reason, just that things looked bad from the start but they could've improved and never did

something nobody brings up which i think is important too is that chris never really had a proper male friend
sure some guys were ok with him but he never had a buddy to hang out with, he never saw what a normal boy growing up should be like, he was only ever taken on by girls who treated him as a pet and weren't really his friends
a single guy, even if autistic, playing vidya with him sometimes would be enough to sort out a lot of his issues, it wouldn't fix him but it would go a long way

>>718155706
Chris Chan/Lolcows were the original dramatube, it took normies a while to realize they could make bank talking about retards.

>>718155419
Nah it’s his disability that is the problem. Winning small contests in the pre or early internet age was easy. They would put a contest in a region where nobody watches it and you could win easily because you’re the only contestant. My sister won a drawing contest for She Ra because she was the only person to enter. They had accepted entries at the grocery store lol. Our family picked up the prize and there were still second and third place prizes. They said that I could enter too though technically the contest period should’ve been over but I got pencil and paper and drew a smiley face and got a prize lol. They weren’t fancy prizes just collectible toys and posters but it was fun back then. I won a Tomba contest lol and they gave me the game for free as well as toys and a poster. I put the poster, my dad got pissed because he thought it was a topless woman. I said it’s a caveman with pink hair and he called Tomba a faggot. Good times! But I know nothing in life is free. With internet contests now you get 10000s of applicants so the good times are over.

>>718156682
nah, originally lolcow stuff was just about seeing a funny guy and having a laugh

now everyone just wants to be involved in everything because normalfags can't consume something entertaining and enjoy it for what it is, it has so say something about THEM they're so egotistical that they need to reframe it in some moral light so they started getting more and more involved and ruined it

i could go on a whole rant about how it's kinda analogous to the culture you see on 4chan now where normalfags can't have fun with something without being the center of attention and that's why the board is more bait and outrage than interesting discussion but i'm too tired for that rn

>>718156729
>I put the poster, my dad got pissed because he thought it was a topless woman. I said it’s a caveman with pink hair and he called Tomba a faggot.
Kek anon how fucking autistic is your dad

>>718156729
the internet becoming mainstream and having normies funneled onto it was the worst thing to happen to it and everyone now wants so badly to find other reasons it sucks and ignore the real reason which is that normalfags cant have anything good and ruin whatever they touch
all the sociopolitical and culture war and boogeyman shit they use to distract you is just that, distractions, things they're concerned with and want you concerned with too so that you ignore the damage they did to the web

>>718157029
>all the sociopolitical and culture war and boogeyman shit they use to distract you is just that, distractions, things they're concerned with and want you concerned with too so that you ignore the damage they did to the web

>>718155419
The attraction sign was the worst because it's what put him in the sights of the internet. Without that he would just be some autistic loser in VA obsessing over his games and cartoons.

>>718155262 (OP)
Imagine if he just went dark Andrew Dobson-style in 2008 or whatever, no one would remember him today. It really was that simple.

>>718156853
It is unfortunate that you are completely correct.

>>718155262 (OP)
It's fucking crazy that $1,000 back then would be equal to over $8,000 today. Inflation has gone overboard. Imagine $8,000 of merch for whatever alphies like nowadays like Fortnite or FNAF or Roblox. That'd turn anyone into a super autist.

>>718155262 (OP)
I know a badass when I sees it and please understand, that kid is not nor will he ever be a badass

>>718157806
He's had more sex than you though lmao

How did he end up with a Finnish gf?

>>718157930
You will humbly apologise

>>718156150
Bob just wanted a normal family...

>>718155262 (OP)
What always gets me is the sheer number of times he's incidentally ended up on local news. Like what are the chances that any individual person would end up on local broadcast television so many times without meaning to like Chris does.

>>718158065
Didn't he already have one but then cheated on his old wife with Barbara and got stuck with her and Chris instead?

>>718155682
No, he actually had plans as to what to do with the reward
He saw it as his ticket to finally having a gf by wooing/proposing to megan during the trip
Losing the contest on his eyes was equivalent to losing his only and best chance at a gf

>>718156024
could he lead a normal life today if his parents had given him up for adoption to a family that actually gave a fuck?

I've been thinking about some of the stuff other mentally ill people have gone through and I realized that Chris-chan is a very strong person. It's so common for mentally ill people to end up killing themselves, especially when they're bullied, but Chris-chan took more than anyone and he's still going. He's a very brave and creative boy, but we lie to boys about how relationships work and he was too autistic to not believe the lies.

>>718158775
To me it just seems like he's not even aware of how shit his situation is. He's so detached from reality that it simply cant hurt him anymore.

>>718155262 (OP)
Who is the worst Chris troll and why is it Kacey?

>>718158775
he's far too narcissistic to kill himself honestly

>>718158065
he already had two normal kids
>Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children

>>718155419
His parents shouldn't have had a kid with their DNA damaged gametes at 50 years old. Thats why hes a sperg. He was cursed from birth because his parents were both cretins.

>>718158920
her fat girl voice and laugh was the fucking worst

>>718158638
Depends on whoever he ends up living with. Some people just can't bring themselves to be "mean" to a kid with a developmental disability. I know a guy with autism in his 40s that is still unemployed and living with his parents. It's why there's illiterate 12-year-olds. But he almost certainly wouldn't be the degenerate he is if had better parent figures.

Hello folks. Hm. Well. And now for something completely different. Electric hedgehog power! Pew!

Guys, I'm just glad we all survived the dimensional merge!

>>718158920
Bluespike was two awful things in one

Chris trolling going too far and literal children getting involved in internet drama with adults cheering them on.

>>718155337
He mother fucking won!

>>718159327
>>718159402
for me it's his mr. popo cosplay

>>718155419
This contest is completely inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. Being born to geriatric parents, one of whom is a clinical narcissist, was a much bigger problem.

THESE EVENTS HAVE SET IN MOTION THE FATE OF THE UNCHANGED

DOOM AND SEX WILL HAUNT THE EARTHEN REALMS FOR AS LONG AS THE KING SHALL REIGN

Chris peaked with the beautifully juxtaposed phrase "pickle-suited... NIGGER"
It's all been downhill since

>>718158073
i think its proof that autistic savants are intentionally gang stalked and their lives are turned into truman show esque hyperreality in order to mentally break them. otherwise they would be too powerful and overthrow this whole fake and gay system. chris had potential and glowniggers snuffed it out before he even had a chance. i would know because i was part of the gate program and then my life was all downhill from there, and glowies/jews made me into a porn addict NEET who cant even go outside due to gangstalking. these things just happen

>>718159535
'ello
I am glasses wearing genie, mister Popo!

>>718159698
>turn me loose you silly goose

>>718159729
"can't even go outside due to gangstalking"
Anyone got the video of Terry calling the random black guy on the street a nigger?

>>718155262 (OP)
MKultra victim 100%

>>718155419
If that one bitch wasnt such a snob and put out, his life would be different now. He would eventually learn hoes aint shit, break up with her, hit the gym, get huge and become a giant gay schizophrenic mother fucker espousing the virtues of the imminent dimensional merge instead being a chubby, tranny mother fucker espousing the virtues of the imminent dimensional merge.

>>718156150
There is a god and he's a vicious prick

>>718155564
I love that show

>>718159729
sounds like something Chris chan would say

>>718160116
not really
I don't think you've really listened to Chris speak

It turns out that chris was the boyfriend free girl all along.

>>718155521
Sped school would've been an enormous asset for Chris. The most autistic kid I know had rich parents who found an occupational therapist that worked with him for years to train him to be normal. You can absolutely still tell something's up with him, but he has a master's degree and teaches theology at a catholic high school because he learned how to navigate the world and communicate effectively, and knows he needs to be more careful and intentional because of how his brain works. No one did that for Chris.

>>718157806
oh how i wish you were wrong

>>718155262 (OP)
chris chan didn't deserve this life dude was too unstable to really know best

>>718158065
he had one and he abandoned them to have a mentally ill kid with barb.
Both of them were way too fucking old to be having kids, old sperm+old eggs is a hell of a gamble, and they lost it.

>>718159729
this is true, normalfags are psychopaths who can detect even the mildest display of non normalcy and instantly gravitate towards it to ruin someone's life and feel better about it

>>718159380
>Bluespike
For many years now people have been obsessed with finding a picture of that guy's face to make his interactions with Chandler even funnier.

>>718156150
Bob was told outright his son had a disability and he said, "nope, no he doesn't" and went out of his way for years to ignore Chris's problems. Him and Barb maintain 100% of the responsibility for how Chris turned out

>>718160227
isn't chris dating some scandinavian dwarf woman?

>>718160318
the average sperg doesn't have the riches to find and pay a non corrupt handler, they get thrown on a child hating drug peddler who wants nothing more than to cull, drug up, lock up and/or abuse all socially nonconforming people

psychologists are demons and those who aren't are the outliers, not the other way around

>>718160392
Unfortunately he is a sleaze though

>>718160412
Chris had plenty of opprotunities in his adulthood to course correct, but chose not to repeatedly. He may have been dealt an unsuited 2 and 7, but he's the one that kept betting when there were suited face cards on the flop.

>>718155706
This has less to do with Chris and more to do with the internet as a whole.

>>718160482
I think you are mistaken to assume that the people that rally around the mockery of an overgrown manchild are "normal"
Dogpiling on a retard isn't normal

>>718157565
Even before he blew up online, people noticed him behaving like a sped in public. I think there was a thread about him and his website on Something Awful long before 4chan ever found out about him. He probably wouldn't have the profile he has now, but people in and around his hometown would absolutely be aware of the weird pokemon freak

>>718158065
Had a normal family, he had two kids one becomeing a successful dentist and while I'm not sure what his daughter did she had kids of her own, propably grandkids by now. He had that normal good family and he blew it. Chris was his punishment.

>>718160536
Bob's method could have worked if Barb wasn't perpetually undermining it by telling Chris that he has autism and it makes him special
Bob was literally the only thing keeping Chris in check, the moment he died Chris irreversibly went off the rails

>>718158920
Whoever sent him to East Cleveland to rescue a girl. That's an extremely shitty neighborhood and that could've ended really badly for Chris if there hadn't been an old woman at the random address he was given who told him to get the fuck out of town

>>718160813
The daughter is a college math professor.
Bob's only fucked up kid is Chris, either do to the age they had him, or due to barb's DNA.

>>718160763
>Dogpiling on a retard isn't normal
Empathy is a very rare sight around here.

>>718160813
>he had two kids one becomeing a successful dentist and while I'm not sure what his daughter did she had kids of her own, propably grandkids by now

Let me guess, they do not interact with Chandler at all, right?

Also, someone reply to this and post pictures!

>>718160514

>>718160392
So... the uhh truth comes out.
I have never been autistic.
I work 40 hours a week to support my parents.
This has all been a trick.
YOU have been trolled.

>>718160684
you are telling me a mentally retarded man with a bunch of lolcow encouraging him and boomer parents didn't make a correct choice in life very insightful anon he need better parents and no acces to the internet

>>718161026
Chris hates his half-siblings for "abandoning" his retarded household

>>718157531
Maybe but knowing Chris he would have attracted the collective eye of sauron eventually. Even without the trolls mindfucking him he's just as liable to be a sperg on his own behalf.

>>718161026
>Let me guess, they do not interact with Chandler at all, right?
Chris went to his dentist brother's office once, while Bob was still alive.
The sister never wanted nothing to do with him.

Daily reminder that CWC has had a girlfriend and had sex and you have not.

>>718161317
Keep telling yourself that

>>718161163
it's funny how Cole has the life Chris always wanted, he's a failed movie reviewer that lives off his rich wife and spends his days playing Bosa Nova on a bar she owns.

>>718160569
This anon had a therapist tell him to wash the shitt off his ass and stop saying slurs and he screamed no and blames her for why he was fired from Arby's

My favorite moment was when Cole said he would vote for Chris in the Parappa contest if he found out who his real father was

>>718156853
normalfags don't try to derail threads with cp

>>718161445
You say that but I think he deserves it, everything we've ever heard painted his early life as pure misery fuel. As a kid who grew up in a similar scenario I get it.

>>718161531
>You don't support the system of abuse? You must be like, weiird or something, ick ick ick yuck yuck yuck, you actually deserve to be abused!
Why are normies like this?

>>718161141
Chris didn't need internet access to get himself banned from all his local establishments. You can argue his parents trained him to behave that way and it's true, but Chris' autism doesn't stop him from recognizing patterns.

>>718159887
I saw it but good luck finding it. I ain't googling that shit

Oh, megan!

>>718155262 (OP)
The clear example that videogames and comics makes you mentally ill
It's not the vaccines what causes autism, is videogames

>>718159887
>>718161872
i got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2qjrOYVocE&t=346s

>>718161792
normalfags are only "normal" in the sense that their hysterics are common and upheld by the rest of society
they're actually worse than any mentally ill person they hurt
they're constantly crying and going into fits about people not fitting their expected way of thinking, talking or behaving and feel victimized when someone steps out of line, they have all the fear and hysteria and paranoia associated with schizophrenia, inability to accept changes and adherence to patterns associated with autism, tendency to act out when something doesn't go their way and inability to comprehend complex theoretical associated with low intellect, and various symptoms of various other "disorders" but they don't get dubbed as disorders because they're hysterical and whiny and crazy about the correct things and frame it in the correct way so it's fine

they live their life in fear of the notion that someone different than them also gets to live their life freely and unbothered so instead of just dealing with their own hangups they make it everyone else's problem

Ah yes, time for my yearly update on the calamity that is chris

How is our unlovable retard these days? Dead yet?

>>718162242
Yeah
You don't say "the Quran is like Family Guy" and live for very long after

the chris well has dried, who do you think will succeed him?
chibi is the closest person i can think of. any good up and comers?

>>718155419
Not the worst thing but it certainly didn't help. Chris would have had a hard enough time in his life without having won the contest, but this just gave him unfettered access to an escapist hobby that exacerbates everything dysfunctional about his psyche, it's not as though it would have been smooth sailing otherwise

>>718156178
>born

>>718162106
My man

>>718160227
>now neither of us will be virgins with rage!

>>718162502
We had Daniel, but that story has come to an end A fitting ending I would add The new guy seems to be NovaOnline, but he has too many unfunny poo-touchers to be entertaining. For me, it's Anisa's Husband.

>>718156397
You’re retarded my mom had my younger brother at about the same age and he got the best genetics of any of us

>>718160093
egg?

>>718155419
There's no world in which Chris turns out alright as long as he has Barb in his life, Bob should've ignored his "happy wife, happy life" boomer mindset, divorced and taken Chris.

>>718161963
The feels
Come back, megan

Chris did everything right

>>718155262 (OP)
>>718155262 (OP)
i think there are way too many strands connected to chris-chan and trannies for this to all be a coincidence

>>718162882
Chris quite literally did nothing right.

>>718162705
Oh ok then I guess a woman that old actually isn't statistically more prone to genetic birth defects than first degree inbreeding because you're shittier than your younger brother

>>718155419
No, it's because he had shit parents. The worst thing you can do to an autist is coddle them, because they often don't have the temperament to wrestle out of your helicopter bullshit, so whether willingly or not, they wade in their own arrested development.

>>718161231
Yeah but left to his own devices he would have been banned from the gameplace, alienated meghan and probably just never left his house after walmart, target, and gamestop banned him. Would have been a disaster localized to cville.

>>718155262 (OP)
I still think to that one sonic brainfart video of critic prophesizing Chris spooning with his mom a decade before it happened

And that's the thing of it YouTube, fuck video games and fuck sickos.

>>718163251
It was never absolutely certain if he would cross the line but from the start everyone knew there was something fucked about his relationship with Barb

>>718161026
Bob's first son was around as he lived in the area but he seemingly kept their interactions to just through his profession, like Bob's first son had a daughter and Bob didn't even know until she was like 7. Bob and Chris went to Bob's first son's house to try and meet her but nobody answered the door. Bob's daughter completely cut him out of her life.

>>718162931
It's the autism, if you have gender dysphoria it's pretty common that you have autism as well. Hell, I remember reading proto's shrink told him he wasn't a tranny, he was just a gay dude but his autism didn't actually let him understand how he wanted to fuck men and not be a girl.

You guys ever stop and wonder how people will react to this weird anomaly of a human in 100 or 200 years time when it's all over?

>>718163703
He's still pretty tame compared to people like Albert Fish

>>718163442
I've spent the last week or so watching old Cobes stuff and it's almost unbelievable that it's the same person
Even shit from just 2 years ago
When he talks about how it's been 4 years since Puff ran away it almost sounds right because that era seems so distant now

>>718155871
It's interesting how we've come full circle and now pretend Chris did nothing bad or morally questionable on his own accord ever.

>>718163703
90% of the internet pre 2016 is gone so I assume it will all eventually be erased.

>>718163703
100 years is a lot of time anon. He'll soon be overshadowed by a CWC 2.0

>>718163703
Chris is just going to be a drop in the ocean considering how some people voluntarily record every single detail of their life and post it online.

>>718163442
got a large stuffed crust pizza from papa johns extra cheese extra bacon onions jalapenos anchovies.... extra cheese... extra bacon... onions anchovies jalapenos large stuffed crust pizza from papa johns extra cheese extra bacon... that's what's up youtube

Barb status?

>>718163786
He will be but with the sheer amount of documentation of his life there'll be enough that survives for the future to dig up

>>718163703
If there was a merciful god he'd grant the Chandler family the mercy of being forgotton. Alas, if there is a god, it seems to be cruel.

I'M WORKING ON IT

>>718163894
Satisfied

>>718163442
Cobra is fucking boring, I don't get how people find him interesting at all.

>>718164036
People are just desperate to find people to gawk at. Chris finally started shutting up and most of the lolcows from the past have either disappeared or joined the protected group of transgenders so mocking them in public looks bad.

>>718155419
No you fucking retard. The worst thing to ever happen to him was being discovered by the internet. Had he not become the original lolcow thanks to people not knowing when to leave well enough alone, he would have been one of countless local village idiots that is shunned by society for being a fucking weirdo retard. There are probably dozens if not hundreds of people just like Chris in the US who are local oddities but ultimately live and die relatively forgotten by the world around them. Chris just happened to catch people's attention at just the right time.

>>718164036
Cobes is a slow burn. It's hundreds of hours of garbage nothing content with little nuggets of complete gold sprinkled throughout. Very few people will actually sit through his videos, most get it filtered through another channel that does the work for you.

I was watching the snake bones podcast last night and there was clip I'd never seen before where he has this industrial blowtorch and he spends a good 3 minutes heating up a piece of glass or something. It's so hot it's like a tiny nuclear sun in his hand and he's just staring at it with the dumbest, most slack-jawed retard expression. Pure gold I was fucking dying with laughter.

>>718163886
Warlord's semen

>>718164036
It might be odd but it's nostalgia. For those late teenage and college years, hanging out with friends and partying. And some friend of a friend alt-metalhead dude mumbles the funniest and weirdest shit you've ever heard.

I don't want to return to those times but cobra never left them and there's some comfort and fascination in that.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NpZ2X-NdeFQ&list=PLZPAM_C1av7EWeTDauyYTc-N0IMUhsC5-&index=16&pp=iAQB0gcJCa0JAYcqIYzv

>>718155262 (OP)
gross tranny rapist

>>718155419
>>718155964
>>718156036
The thing is autism is like a list of traits that you can check off, most autists won't have all of them there's a broad range of traits with some being incomatabily with society but you don't even need to have any traits that are neccesarily incompatible with society.

Chris had ALL of the traits that are incompatible with society at once and basically no positive traits to offset that, they weren't as severe as the worst cases but you can see him being left to his own devices has made them much worse, raping his mother, a breakdown in separating fiction and reality, assaulting people,etc

Being exposed to the internet has also made his autism worse in ways that should be studied.

>>718164036
Most are still hanging on hoping for a resurgence
It used to be fun watching him "own" the troles by eating the cat food they sent him or invite possible homicidal maniacs into his home and tell them that he will not give them pants to wear instead of the ones they've had on for about 4 weeks straight because "I've worn pants for much longer than that, sorry" before revealing that he's been streaming while they walk around pantsless the whole time

>>718164036
He's boring nowadays because he destroyed his brain with alcohol and huffing computer duster. Back in the day he'd make disgusting cooking videos, ride his bike around bumfuck wyoming and interact with the vagrant freaks that live there, all while being an endearing retard who can barely speak or read. It was fun to root for him. He had drive and passion for life and he was always doing something creative.

>>718164187
Chris would ignore a lot of trolling even back in the day. The reason why certain trolls made headway was because people in his life either let them get in contact with Chris, or Chris would make contact with people who would then egg him on into responding. An example is Liquid Chris, his parody videos got ignored until other trolls gave him ideas that it was copyright infringement on Sonichu and shit. Now Chris has half a defense force plus is so delusional at this point and so entrenched in his wild nonsense that there's no real way to get a reaction at all.

>>718164271
>heating up a piece of glass

It was a cigarette

>>718164450
That somehow makes it even funnier. Why the fuck was he lighting it for that long? It is a miracle that he never burned any of his apartments.

>>718164502
Rasta Jeremy was legitimately unsettling

>>718155513
We are in the Chirs-chan commodity era where someone is actually tard-wrangling him for a profit. This future fucking sucks.

>>718164036
I don't actually watch his uploads, I watch the high channels that just condense down whenever he does something particularly stupid. Unedited cobes videos is listening to a drunk get stuck in a loop about fastfood, the movie tombstone, and Ozzy Osbourne.

>>718164572
One of my favorite part about Cobes lore is how everybody gets a dumb nickname.

>>718164421
It's never coming back. With his new trailer, he's living more detached than ever from people and he can't easily go walk places so I imagine he's more hermit like than ever before. He's probably gonna die in that trailer.

>>718155262 (OP)
why do ONLY white people do weird retarded shit like this?

>>718158436
But you see that the contest is the key. The only way he can see himself succeeding in his goals...
>get a gf
>go on a romantic trip
...is to win a children's video game contest.
Not sellling of some old toys, not getting a job, not donating plasma....
Winning a children's video game contest was the only way in his mind.
Where did he learn that?
From the Sonic Contest. Rather than being a special treat that was due to luck, which is what his parents should have reinforced in him. They made him feel like he was a winner because of something special about him

>>718164502
>20 minutes into showering for the first time in a week and he asks you for some sweatpants and gives you this look

>>718164903
Ozzy's death not making for even a scrap of good content was as good a death knell for his channel as anyone could ask for

>>718164572
>>718165212

>>718156024
>he would eventually recognize he isn't special and grow up
God you neurotypicals are a wonder to behold in your profound ignorance. You sound barely any more intelligent than CWC himself in your understanding of the world.

>>718158638
not yet

>>718155513
>The passage of time really is cruel.

>Only 25 more years until the year 2050

>>718165382
Even before he sat down and glared he freaked me out, just standing silently in the doorway half naked

Hey Ivy! I'm doing this video for yoooouuuuu. Oh we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together! Mmmmm!

>>718159729
>autistic savants
>chris-chan
uhh???

>>718155871
Newcastle?
Testing
Newfag

video games

https://youtu.be/871RMt3t2lk?feature=shared
Just in time

>>718165985
That damn hat... always acting cute, goin against the grain...

>>718166042
If this doesn't cover the /x/ schizo theory that Chris formed a bond with a thought form demon pretending to be sonichu and instilled it into his medallions I'm gonna be mad.

Does Chris-Chan MOG you?
>has moved from home
>is not a virgin
>has had a gf
>has a drivers license
>graduated community college

>>718155419
Everyone overlooks the fact he got locked in a closet by a baby sitter and then went nonverbal for a month. I think that probably did it.

>>718166216
The issue is we have no real proof of that, and that Chris is a known liar whose word can't be trusted. >>718165913

>>718166202
d-delete this

>>718159352
>the unchanging dead fish expression

What do you think this 32 year old woman is like? Why is she hanging out with him?

>>718166367
Likely a gnome or half-gnome up to its usual gnomish trickery.

*takes off glasses, for dramatic effect*

>>718165985
i bet that goth cowboy smells good

>>718166367
She's probably part of the deal to keep him tard wrangled. I guess Chris should be thankful because him turning into what he was online made it so he has a group of people willing to take care of him for reasons I will never understand.

>>718155262 (OP)
Is he still retarded or did his girlfriend finally make him semi normal?

>>718166202
Add "traveled internationally" to the list.

I'm so much of a pussy.

>>718166367
she's 100% an agent of saboteur

>>718155262 (OP)
Chris chan is very popular because many people in this board fear being like him.

megan is cute especially current taxidermy gunfu megan and given the chanceshe would cum for me

>>718166202
>fingered his own mother
>several times
what a chad

>>718166138
The medallion is a sigil?

>>718166312
i see no reason for chris to lie about it. Chris also showed signs of gender dysphoria in early comics and shit and people act like the transition came out of nowhere. Chris had a fascination with the idea of a female twin/doppelganger as a kid.

>>718155262 (OP)
>This was the person telling you that Sonic was better than Mario

Explains a lot, honestly.

>>718162931
Chris really pioneered a lot of things. He was the first Sonic autist before they were widespread on the internet. He was the first brony way before bronies were a thing. He was the first modern internet tranny.

DO NOT HATE

HATE IS NOT SO GOOD

AND TO BE PARANOID IS A BUST

>>718166138
>:(

>>718166216
>>718166312
It's more likely a lie his parents told him about the baby sitter.
His folks were always trying to blame other people for Chris's autistic behavior.
Going mute for a period during early childhood is an autistic trait. Even if the babysitter locked him in a closet during one of his tard rages that didn't make him go mute.

>>718164326
>that video
Kek

>>718159729
they don't get stalked because of that, they get stalked because they're easy targets

>>718164036
we're just waiting for him to die

>>718164012
Based Zelenskyy

>>718155262 (OP)
>>718163442
>>718164321
>>718164326
>>718164502
>>718165382
>>718165985
>>718166163
>and that's the th-...THAT'S THE THING OF IT, Dexter. Team Troll is just jealous of me. I get badges from hawt of-age goth gym leaders all the time.

>>718155706
yeah its not fun anymore. last i heard he had an actual girlfriend or something.

>>718166367
She's absolutely a tard wrangler that Chris has deluded himself into thinking is his newest heartsweet. Her situational awareness is too good to be just some random girl or ween plant.

>>718166042
>He broke the medallion and shoved it up the ass

>>718165985
cobes is lame now too. where have all the great lolcows gone.

>>718167247
LOL

Kneel.

>>718167470
Too pure to be a lolcow

>>718167385
In the case of cobra his lifestyle is just too easily enabled now.

I like to imagine the alternate timeline where Chris never found the Internet and Bob/Barb didn't try so hard to mainstream him. He would've ended up as the token slightly retarded guy bagging your groceries and sometimes rambling about pokemon and sonichu.
The tranny arc has been so terrible for both entertainment value and Chris's own well being that I genuinely wish he had quit the internet after Bob's death.

>>718167360
I knew about that but I didn't realize he literally had to shit it out. fuck me

>>718165792
Family Guy...! heheheh... Family Guy...

>>718167470
The king of autism...

Yep I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth.

>>718167470
>that video of him swimming
sometimes things go well

>>718166653
Chris doesn't see Sonichu as a fictional character, he actually believes sonichu is real and speaks to him, the theory is that chris has been in contact with a demon since creating sonichu so the medallions are demonically influenced.

>>718167470
Watch out for that blue water those mirrors. May your pizza always be degreased

>>718167575
Cobes is essentially a living pile of sludge now and everyone's just waiting for him to die in that coffin he's been living in. The last opportunity for a good happening would've been Ozzy kicking the bucket, but a combination of Clint telling him about it off stream, and whatever meds he's on ruined it.

>>718161026
>Empathy is a very rare sight around here.
It's true though. It's a vocal minority. That's not to get into most people might think some negative thoughts about the behavior, but most people don't comment on it or think it's acceptable to do so.

So legitimately what happened with Barb? Did he really rape his own mother? If so why is he out of jail?

>>718158065
why the hell did they have kids at fucking 50

>>718168085
They weren't able to conclude that it was rape, he was only done for incest

>>718168129
boomer hubris
but mostly because they fucked up their first son so they tried again

>>718167470
My favorite Ulli video...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CjRCZy2n_b0&pp=ygUSdWxpbGxpbGxpYSBuZXcgam9i

>>718168085
from what i understand it was framed as him """taking care of her needs""", i doubt it was actual rape but he definitely at the very least fingered his senile old mother who lacked the mental faculties to protest

>>718168186
I don't think there's any conclusive evidence he did anything with barb. They held him in jail for a year or two and then the charges were dropped and the case was sealed. We'll never know for sure if anything happened

>>718162502
the goat

>>718168372
who?

>>718168421
worldoftshirts. autistic alcoholic who does irl live streams all the time throwing tantrums at randos. hes rich too