Thread 718155446

But I bet /v/ doesn’t even remember her name :(

>>718155446 (OP)
I thought granny went to retirement home already

You're a fan of her incredible work of.... uhhhh... being modeled into a video game?

>37
es ist vorbei

>>718155446 (OP)
why did kojima cast her aside after MGSV?

>>718155446 (OP)
>I was in a game 11 years ago

That doesn't work anymore. She barely does anything. Her eggs are falling apart and she eneds another baby stat.

literally who

Her surname is pronounced “Yoh-sten”
Not many anons know that. They say “Juice-ten”

>>718155446 (OP)
apologize for your words and deeds

tits mcgee

>>718155446 (OP)
Whomst?

>>718155446 (OP)
I remember the interview that destroyed her career.

>>718155446 (OP)
I'll be there and i will confess to her. See you at our wedding losers.

>>718155446 (OP)
Who is that hag horse?

>>718155834
Whomsten

Horse sex isn't as interesting when you find out they can punch a hole in a brick wall with their dicks

>>718155446 (OP)
someone gifted a sub for me on her twitch channel last week
lol

>>718155446 (OP)
no eggs
no kids
no carreer

Damn that's depressing lol

>>718155880
Why such a puffy face?

>>718155671
i'll take care of this

Soulstice is her best game but no one played it.

What would sex with Joosten be like

>>718155446 (OP)
>She’s doing a signing session
Why? She's a literal nobody

>>718156062
Like frolicking through wheat fields while barefoot.

>>718156062
She looks like the kind of gal who just lays there

>>718155446 (OP)
what the FUCK is the point of some bitch signing shit? GOD, i HATE consumerism.

>>718155992
Women's face get fatter when they age, it's only that people are okay with it when they are mothers

>>718155446 (OP)
Why won't she just do idol notporn already?

>>718156212
She is a millennial, unfortunately the onlyfans arrived too late for her

>>718155880
Did it though? I'm certain her parents can seemingly get her any job she wants.

>>718156212
she's a hag now, there's no audience

>>718156205
So she can get a good look at my penis.

>>718156212
She’s too old now. 37

Acting is such a good profession, you do something once and everyone remembers you from it and pay you money.

Stefanies soft lips...

>>718155446 (OP)
I would marry her. she's wife material. god I bet her pussy and asshole are immaculate.

>>718155446 (OP)
I'm gonna have her sign my Wanted: Dead collector's edition. That'll raise its value to $20 again.

>>718155671
she was in a game two years ago

What is her most recent video game work?

>>718156409
she's old and eggless

>>718155446 (OP)
they're letting the joost loose?

>>718156290
>if she had kids now they’d probably be autistic
I could have saved her :(

Fuck you guys she's not that old...

man, being an attention starved roastie must be tough. she is DESPERATELY clinging to the idea she was famous at one point

>>718156492
Some hack and slash game a few years ago that sold a few copies and got a mixed critical reaction
And some bland title called Wanted: Dead in 2023

>>718156495
that's ok I don't want kids anyway. besides we're the same age.

>>718156492
Lot of games you’ve never heard of

Apparently the last time she spoke to Kojima in person was at the Game Awards 2015

I love her so much. I want to kiss her all over and explore every inch of her with my tongue and penis for hours on end

>>718156647
Don't forget SPAAAAAAAAACELORDS

>>718155880
Thinking about the next words to say seems like a huge effort for her

>>718156752
Did Kojima abandon her because she reminds him of his cringe tweet?

>>718156586
Stefanie, het is voorbij.

>>718156738
I tried playing spacelords for her but the grind was too much for me.

>>718156752
I think Joosten was sexually harassed by someone, and she got blacklisted for complaining about it.

>>718156062
Like banging an autistic woman

>>718156835
She speaks at least three languages.

>>718156847
?

At least she doesn't do the I AM THE CHARACTER SHE IS LITERALLY ME act that David Hayter does. Makes her infinitely less cringe than that seething fag

>>718156901
>by someone

she's a hag now
no kids produced
her genes are gone forever
why didn't you save her, /v/?

BAD END

>>718156925
Everyone in Scandinavia speaks English because they live in fake countries with like 5000 people, they'd have nobody to talk to if they didn't speak a foreign language

>>718155992
>>718156209
Lemme guess, you also complain about buccal fat removal.

>>718155992
botox

>>718156967
maybe she would have if she didn't get pumped and dumped after one singular game LOL

>>718156874
Locking missions behind level grind was such a retarded idea. It only meant that after most players left you'd constantly play the first three missions, because that's all new players had access to.

>>718155446 (OP)
She was the Phantom Pain all along.

>>718157031
There's still a couple of batches of eggs in her probably. At 45 it really is over but even at 40 there's a chance

Do you think Joost experiences racism during her life in Japan?

>>718156967
David literally is Snake though. In the same way Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones and Han Solo.

10/10 would have down babies with her

She's saving herself for me. I will marry and impregnate her.

>>718157192
Sutherland was better as Big Boss.

>>718155446 (OP)
Why is she still child and husbandless?

>>718157192
Akio Otsuka is literally Snake. I like how he said "kept you waiting huh" in Yakuza 8, he knows he's literally Snake. Kojima doesn't give a fuck who Hayter is, it's just the ENG community that decided to believe he's important.

>>718157509
>drunkenly mumbles his handful of lines

>>718157597
she's saving herself for (you)

>>718155446 (OP)
MGSV is over a decade old, why would anyone care about meeting her?

>>718157597
She waits for me to meet her next weekend.

>>718157674
I dont give a shit about the game. I love her

do you think she kept begging Kojimbo for a role in DS1 and DS2?

>>718157598
Nobody cares about the Japanese audio in MGS. The game takes place in America and it's American characters.

>>718157037
we make up for the small numbers by being super sociable

>>718155569
People are fans of her appearance.
Ugly feminists have managed to convince idiots that this is some kind of sin. Imagine if feminists convinced people that liking music that sounds good is wrong... no one would buy that. But they managed to convince a bunch of retards that liking something that is pleasant to look at is wrong!
How did they do that? Because they exploit the fact that at least 80% of people are slaves. These people will be convinced to stand in line for experimental genetic therapy for a disease with a 99.99% chance of survival. They will do everything those who hold their leashes tell them to do, including believing that liking a woman because she is pleasing to our eyes is wrong.

>>718157509
>mmmohhmummmmommm mother base mmmmhgggghmmmmmaghhhmm ashes mmmmgggggemmmmmnmmm
10/10 performance.

>Joosten is the creative director for her next game
>no news since 2022
Where is it? She needs it to save her career.

>>718156738
I played Soulstice, weird game.

>>718157861
ENG community mindbroken itself into believing that ENG dub is canon in MGS somehow but it isn't any more canon than any other ENG dub when JP original exists. With 5 Kojima started to actually care about ENG dubs, before that he didn't even know the names of the freaks doing it

>>718157881
terminally online does not equal super sociable sven

>>718155446 (OP)
Will she show her tits

>>718158135
Only to me, her husband.

>>718156835
not sounding absolutely fucking retarded when you're speaking dutch is very difficult

>>718155446 (OP)
I'd laugh if somebody asked an autograph for her performance in Wanted Dead lol

>>718155446 (OP)
Onlyfans page? No?
Not interested

>>718155763
Do you have it with sound?

>>718157598
>it's just the ENG community that decided to believe he's important.
>it's just the astronomically larger and international community that decided ti believe he's important
Odd insult but okay

>>718157037
>Scandinavia

>>718158045
Is that why the American actors did the performance capture for MGSV?

>>718157901
Sir, you're not going to own the feminazis by pretending to be attracted to a horse.

>>718157901
feminists aren't removing attractive women from games. perhaps you're thinking of the christian lobby group that is cracking down on anime pedo games.

>>718157598
Are you aware the director's cut of MGS removes the JP voice work in favor of the English dub with subtitles? Here's proof.
https://youtu.be/h5iQBufDgmM?feature=shared&t=60

>>718158749
>feminists aren't removing attractive women from games.
Either well-poisoning shill or Rip Van Winkle.

>>718159095
normie women all love games with nude attractive women like BG3 and witcher. the only ones going after your pedo games are that one christian lobby group.

>>718159095
Rip Van Winkle should be in more games. She's a sexy woman.
Also, pay no mind to the feminism shills. It makes no difference whether it's a christian or a feminist group, both are after the same end result so the point is moot.

>>718155446 (OP)
Quiet was hot, but I've already forgotten about her.

>>718159247
Oh wow, so I should just ignore the last 25 years of increasing feminist influence on character design? Because 1 group in the last 45 days started making waves?

>>718155446 (OP)
And suck my penis?
What's the point, I don't get it.

>>718155505
>I thought granny went to retirement home already

>>718159641
>i should ignore 25 years of fictional bogeymen instead of the one real lobby group that has enacted real change and banned my video games
yes

>>718155446 (OP)
Since Umamamusa came out worldwide, this horse became irrelevant.
Rot in Piss you hideous whorse.
Goldship would eat you for breakfast.

>>718156738
She was in fucking Last Labyrinth? I'm gonna pirate that ASAP and kill her a bunch of times

>>718159956
Incredible. You are correct anon, I should stop believing my eyes and ears and listen to the Party instead.

>>718157921
no fuckign way nigga, is this for real? how did she take over the studio like that lmao, how much power does her parents have

>>718160203
deaf, retarded schizos like you should definitely believe their perceptions. no problem could come from that.

>>718155623
Because her MGS series and her character died?
Why should he cast her again?

If Kojima really was a smart guy he'd recast Joosten as a new character named "Loud".

>>718157881
>Finns
>Swedes
>Sociable
LMAO

>>718160585
I support this idea.

how many times big Kojima stretched out her baby cave do you think

>>718157031
>she's a hag now, no kids produced

If she would’ve had kids, she‘d look even older and more destroyed by now nigga

Why do zoomers here not understand that kids suck the life out of everyone ?

>inb4 not in „that special case“
Oh fuck Off

>>718160393
Thanks for clearing this up anon. I am now no longer opposed to feminists and am against Christians.

>>718160985
Worth it to have cute daughters who also carry on your bloodline.

>>718160985
her genes are gone "nigga", not passed on to the next generation
end of the line

>>718161116
Shes 37 dumbass. Shes probably a decade of eggs left in her.

>>718161093
>cute daughters
Good luck with that and all the dudes out there

>>718161147
All of them will have autism.

>>718161147
People like you are why we have a growing autism epidemic.

>>718161206
Doesnt seem to stop you from enjoying 4chan.

>>718161175
I would keep them for myself and my sons of course.

>>718161237
Yeah but I wouldn't wish this fate upon the Joostenbabs.

>>718156973
Easy to say Kojima, but in truth there's no shortage of sketchy males in power in Japan. The story is that Joosten was making "unreasonable" demands and wanted her parents in all the meetings. Why would she be so defensive? Because i think something happened. But that makes her "bad' because she complained, and they blacklist anyone who complains.

>>718161402
>NOOOOO HE TOUCHED MY BUTT IM GOING INSANE
Why are women so weak? When I was a teenager a hag did this to me and I did not care at all while they act like its the worst thing that can happen to them

>>718157031
>her genes are gone forever

Women often have kids at 37-41 now.

>>718161627
Joosten is PURE and WHOLESOME and isn't going to trade.

>>718161627
>getting touched by a woman is the same as getting molested by some FUB
idiot

Do you think she ever masturbated to Quiet videos?

>>718162375
That depends on how much she likes horses.

>>718155623
she declined the couch test

>>718161627
>I've had an old man wank himself over his pants next to me on a bus
>I've had old men caressing over my thighs
>I constantly have men staring at me with lustful expressions, licking their lips, undressing me with their eyes

God made me a nerdy quirky twink with a manic pixie dream girl personality, but not into men. If only they were femboys instead of ugly bastards.

>>718157192
Harrison Ford hates those slop roles, and he hates (You)

>>718155671
I'm on it give me a sec

>>718157046
Who wouldn't?

>>718157509
she shurvive

>>718156062
Amelie-core

>>718156328
Gambling is such a good profession, you do something once and everyone pays you money.

>>718162630
>undressing me with their eyes
Projection + getting mad over THOUGHTS lol

>>718155446 (OP)
literally who

>>718163372
You tell yourself that when some dude old enough to be your father looks at you like this.

>>718163235
go on
Would she also laugh at my wasted effort?

>>718162794
Harrison Ford hates every role he ever had.

>last thing in her portfolio is Wanted Dead
>right before that was Soulstice
>then just midbudget/bit parts between those and MGSV

I feel like she thought or whoever her agent is, that after she got the Kojima jackoff treatment she'd jump right into the deep end of AAA video game production, be like Matthew Mercer or Debra Wilson or whoever and just be constantly hopping into productions as a high-in-demand VA. She's attractive but a lot of productions, especially in Japan, will model one person and then hire a complete different VA. So her only other option if people didn't want "Quiet" to be in their game was to prove her worth as a voice actor but without the volume of work to cut her teeth on.

>>718155446 (OP)
well she has plenty of twitch simps
twitch.tv/stefaniejoosten . also she's definitely autistic

>>718163648
> Quiet
> VA

>>718164228
Hey, she had two lines and sang a song!

>>718156738
I love Muse Dash, had no idea she was in it.

>>718159454
Christian groups are crusaders, not the literal Middle Age crusaders, but moral crusaders, those people always fall victim of their own moral weight.
Feminist groups are more dangerous because they are corporative groups. Those groups will not say, censor this because the game is satanical, they will say "let's just stay away from that topic".
Real censors are not your protestant pastor Holier than thou, they are business men in tight corpo outfits, if something is uncomfortable they will just get it out of print, they will cancel the distribution, they will will omit talking about the topic.
Those are the real censors.
TLDR: those groups are different and one is more dangerous than the other

>>718163968
do zoomers really simp for 37 yos?

>>718165084
honestly thank God for the groups that are more powerful than credit card companies, they're doing holy work to make sure my eyes don't see sinful visuals. Feminists won't have anything to ban, since all sinful content will already be banned.

>>718156738
Soulstice and ICEY were alright. Had no idea Joost was in them.

>>718165230
You may be joking, but real censorship usually comes from corporations that will make sure you: can't buy a product, can't find it online, get it out of production.
Feminist groups are a cog in a bigger machine. They are part of those "learning to be sensible with BIPOC, women and LGBT people", which are approved and supported by huge corporations.
The Christian/Soccer mom groups and censorship are usually reactionaries, or genuinely naive enough groups that start morale crusades. These crusaders usually end bad because those groups fall victim of their own righteousness, or because of their reactionary position, they are easily mocked.
Similar to the extreme anti-gay people, homos love those guys because they are the perfect scapegoat.

>Getting le heckin' autograph from a woman who would never, never ever even remotely CONSIDER fucking you
LMAO, FUCKING SIIIIIIMP

>>718163560
That's not true, he actually does like Indiana Jones because it's a classic action series as opposed to sci-fi nerd slop. Sci-fi used to be associated with fat ugly nerds, now it's associated with bald soimale millenials. Either way, he's utterly repulsed by the fanbase, whereas Indie's fanbase is more broad and normal looking.

>>718164228
Did you even finish the game?

>>718155446 (OP)
KONAMI HIRE THIS WO MAN

>>718155569
This wtf

Bitch stood baked and got scanned. Wow, so hard! She was pointless in mgsv

>>718168387
You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

>>718155505
Only because Moroder is over 80. If the heat won't come to Joosten, then Joosten will go to the heat!

>>718155446 (OP)
>>718155880
>>718156609
She has some nice autistic eyes

>>718157037
>American education
I bet you know a lot of about The Holocaust and gender ideology.
Your cope will be "Why would I need to learn about the world if I live in America?"
American smugness is on par with European smugness, even though Americans claim that we are stuck up.

>>718155569
How can you forget Stephanie Joosten from the hit game Wanted: Dead. Even did some live action advertisements for the game Late Night Chow.

This thread ISN'T about video games.

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