Thread 718165608

Can you name every console in this image?

omg it miku

>Using an "__oomer" word
That's it, you failed the test
Good thread everyone hit the showers

dragon quest on top of xbox
mario on top of playstation
this image is shit desu

>TWO 3DOs and possibly 2 PS3s
Two GBAs I can accept if she is doing some Pokémon self trade, but the above... This Miku is way too loaded.

>>718165608 (OP)
i can't and i'm a millennial fuck your consoles PC rule 4 ever

>>718165608 (OP)
>No Amiga CD32

>>718165608 (OP)
the fuck is this

>>718165608 (OP)
Is that a damn Hyperscan under the GBA SP? I also have no idea what that thing is between the girl's arms. The one to the left of the 3DS.

>>718165608 (OP)
Holy shit the scale of this picture is fucked. She's like a giant.

>>718165608 (OP)
Wow! I didn't know about the smaller 3DO. The PC-FX really confused me. I thought it was a 98.

>>718169167
Oops! Did I ruin it?

>>718168906
bomberman

>>718165608 (OP)
The one in the center is a fleshlight.

I see a PS3slim, not the OG PS3 or the super slim PS3. I see a famicom and the western SNES variant. I see a PSP and a gameboy. I see a sega saturn. I see a sega master system and a sega genesis. I see a DSlite. IU see the slim model of the PS1 (called the PS one?). I see a gamegear. I see the gameboy advanced the whatever that flip version of the GBA was called I never owned one. I didn't own most of these actually.

I see a gamecube and a PS2. I see an Xbox HUEG under the slime. I see a Wii. I think I see a Vita behind the samurai sword holding figurine.

I see a partial n64.

There are two consoles on the PS3slim's shelf behind Link that I honestly do not know what are. The tower console next to her knee I don't know what is. She has a 3DS in her hands. I see a partial Xbox 360.

The others either I don't know what are or I can't make them out.

>>718168906
zoomzoom

>>718168906
Filtered, huh. Lurk moar, newfag.

>>718169435
>>718169514
help me out here it's the only console I haven't seen before

>>718169617
>He doesn't know

Desperate for an answer aren't we?

Well anon, today might be your lucky day. Bend over.

>>718165608 (OP)

I only owned a NES, SNES, PS1, PS2slim, and PS3 super slim. Followed FF to the PS1. Never played on anything else.

>>718169768
get that anal slut away from me

>>718169957
Open wide~

You really want the (you) don't you?

>>718169887
>he lacks the knowledge of the Game Gear or Game Boy Mini

>>718169768
you want to me to bend over?.. why would you want that

>>718165608 (OP)
Let's see...
Xbox 360
Xbox
PSone
Dreamcast
Game Gear
PlayStation 2
Game Boy Color
GBA SP
Jaguar
Mega Drive/Genesis
DS Lite
Game Boy Micro
PSP-2000
PS3 Slim
3DO
Saturn
Super Famicom
PC-FX
Wii
PlayStation Vita
Famicom
GameCube
Nintendo 64
And
A little sliver of a launch PS3 beneath the PC-FX

I couldn't tell what that second 3DO was even though I have seen it before.

>>718170236
Oh, I also forgot to list the Game Boy Micro and Neo Geo AES.

>>718170074
>>Mini
its Micro

>>718165608 (OP)
From left to right
Xbox, Xbox 360, PS1, Dreamcast, Gamegear, PS2, CDi?, DS, Wonderswan? , Genesis, GBC, GBA, Jaguar?, PSP, NeoGeo system?, 3DS, No idea whats in between Bomberman and Miku, Wii, Vita, Gameboy, PS3, idk, idk, Famicom, Super Famicom, N64, Gamecube.

I'm 27, did I do well enough?

reminder that only zoomers called Playstation psx

>>718165608 (OP)
That's Miku

>>718165608 (OP)
05 zoomer here.
>left to right: xbox 360, xbox, psone, psx, ps2, 3do, game gear, ds lite, mega drive (model 1), gbc, gb sp, jaguar, gameboy mini, ps3, psp, ps3 slimi, famicom, gamecube, super famicom, another 3do, nintendo 64, wii, another psp, gameboy
>one's i don't know, the white one with the 6 button controler and the one by link

>>718170074
Yeah. I only owned the things I listed. I don't know about any of the others.

>>718170083
To fuck (you) of course, retard.

>>718168906
That is a PC-FX, the other guys didn't know so they're pretending. Yes I can name every console in that image

>>718167460
The 2 PS3s I can understand, the slim probably works while the fat is dead, or she has a working fat for PS2 games
The two 3DOs are fucking retarded though

>>718169887
>doesn't know the Jag
Anon can't do the math

>>718169768
>>718169617

Knowing them is not hard

Knowing which of them are dead is the real skill

>>718171102
>>718171626

I find it funny the PC-FX became the biggest filter in this thread

>>718171815
Doubt most people owned one even in the X and Y gens.

>>718171717
Hmm... that fat PS3 is probably dead or dying. That 360 undoubtedly got the RROD at some point. Some of the soldering on the Xbox is probably on the way out as well.
The lasers in every console older than the GameCube might also be dead. The Super Famicom might have a fried chip that needs replacing.

>>718165608 (OP)
Hell no, I had no consoles in-between a bootleg NES clone and then a PS3.

>>718165608 (OP)
xbox, xbox but the one that bricks, psone, dreamcast, PS2, I think the one down is game gear or some shit, sega saturn?, DS, GB SP, GB color, GB micro, omg it migu, psp fat and slim, wii, GB, OG 3DS, PS3, Snes, game cube, don't know about the others probably some obscure sega shit console.

>>718172218
If that dreamcast is not softmoded/chipped, the laser mechanism on it is fucking dead or stuck, ironically enough the laser itself probably works
The 3DO on the shelf probably works but is never powered ever because those are fragile as fuck

>>718172308
Fake and Gay. I already raped (you) and your mom and sister. Cry about it.

>>718165608 (OP)
A'ight, lemme get a look...
>Microsoft Xbox, Xbox 360
>Sony PSOne (new model), PS2 Phat, PS3 (slim and phat), PSP, PS Vita
>Nintendo Famicom, Super Famicom, Gamecube, Wii, Gameboy, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance SP, Gameboy Micro, 64, DS and 3DS
>Sega Mega Drive, Game Gear, Saturn and Dreamcast
>Panasonic 3DO (2 of them?
>NEO-GEO
>NEC PC-FX
unless I somehow missed anything, I'm pretty sure that's everything in the image
now please let me suck on hatsune's mikus!

>>718173173
fuck, I missed the Atari Jaguar right underneath her ass.
damn it, now I can't get to suck on Hatsune's mikus...

>ctrl+f
>PCFX
>0 results
PCFX

I remember wanting to play that because I liked FMV games and seeing them in anime looked lit.

>>718173605
Anon...

>>718173605
Laugh at this anon, for he doens't know what a - is

>>718173294
>>718173173
How did you miss the most obvious one?

I'm surprised she doesn't also have a PC Engine.

>>718165608 (OP)
play one pc on 1993 and still do it today. no, i can't and i don't care.

>>718173815
her eyes are too pretty...

>>718165608 (OP)
>>718165652
SPBP /thread

what is this?

>>718174114
I'm sorry, you are too american to know

>>718174114
super famisneed

I worry one day all that used to be on this site will be erased and all that will be left is immitation. There's a phenomenon of newfags pretending to be oldfags because of fear of being called newfags (which is insane on an internet imageboard), they then immitate and invoke things they have had implied to them are "old", and they go by a heuristic, "oldfag = good". Eventually, you just have eggregores. The worst thing about this site is exactly that, eggregores, memes preceed thought, and therefore thought ceases to be generative.

It's always better to be an honest newfag than a pretend oldfag, ALWAYS, lying in such a context is never good, it doesn't do anything good. Just saying.

>>718174434
were you living under a rock for the past 7 years?
this has always been the case since 2018 kek

>>718174547
oldfag from 2016 here, can confirm

>>718174605
>oldfag from 2016
sometimes, I barely realize that I've been browsing since 2008, and that it's been 17 years since then

>>718174434
Anon, that "phenomenon" you so observed recently has been here for ages, I am from 2007 and even back then people were doing that

>>718174114
SU PA FA MI CON

anyway I can name them all except for the one behind miku

>>718174754
That is a gameboy, ya dingus

>>718174754
that's a gameboy advance sp

>>718174434
Only true newfags call others newfags, the more years you spend here, the more you stop giving a fuck about being called a newfag.

>>718173865
What?

>>718174114
The cooler SNES.

>>718174813
>>718174832
Please. The console with the word real on it.

Oh, it turns out it was literally just a 3DO revision. So I knew them all.

>>718174547
>>718174741
I haven't, I've been watching for about that long. I'm not an oldfag myself but I knew more of what used to be than many here, probably most by the looks of it. I had a familiarity with this place even before then from seeing things downstream of it and I know what the spirit of the old internet was like. I've watched it die here and I KNOW that's the case. I know it's futile but I made that post only in the hopes that some newfag would maybe see it and think "yeah, maybe I should be honest and not just lie". At least when I first came around there was still a discernable amount of the old internet preserved here. Even today by it's very nature it can give way to something like what once was but the biggest problem is the eggregore thing I mentioned.
>>718174842
It definitely seems that way. At times it's just flat out obvious when a poster that's been here for like 2 years if even is attempting to revise history or defend their less than ideal behavior under the guise of "I'm totalleh le oldfag bro". Just tired of seeing lying.

>>718175092
Well, not really "tired", I kinda don't care, I just know it's not good.

>>718172592
So you need to be rape?

>>718171102
Ahhh derka derka derka. I was stuck on that one. Was leaning towards Dreamcast development kit.

I forgot the GB micro was even a thing

>>718175092
Doesn't matter anyways. It's actually easy to discern when people are just immitating, and again, eggregoress, so maybe it's a total non-issue. All pointless anyways, all gay, I'm dumb for caring. Why should I concern myself with the most temporal of matters. Sorry for my faggy homosexual rant.

>>718165608 (OP)
Why does she need two 3DOs?