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Are there any good Italian video games?

ick on eck

>>718169483 (OP)
ITALIAN?!

>>718169483 (OP)
xenon racer

>>718169483 (OP)
Pic-related.
>please ignore that it makes no sense to make your italian mafia game about a black dude
>game developed in California you see

>>718171775
I take this post back. Everyone says this game is terrible.

>>718169483 (OP)
italians don't know how to make games

>>718169483 (OP)
Grezzo2 2

>>718171857
>>718171775
It's the only good Mafia game and also the best Punisher game

>>718171775
https://gambinos.com/the-extraordinary-history-of-new-orleans-mafia-part-1/
Italian Mafia in New Orleans was a thing, and that city has had black people as long as it's had people, so I don't think the setting is unbelievable. A classic "axe forgets but the tree remembers" type story.

>>718172324
The game's plot isn't about a black guy who works for the mafia. It's about a black guy who works to take down the mafia.

So in a game where the central gimmick is "you are in the mafia", you aren't ACTUALLY in the mafia.

>>718172608
I knew that dude. But if that's the bar then he was also connected to an organized crime family interfacing directly with the mafia.

>>718169483 (OP)
best I can do is recommend Pizza Tower and setting the language to Italiano
>>718172608
Isn't Mafia III's Franklin MC with his yee-yee ass bathroom habits basically a glowie plant? I forget if that's established or not

>>718169483 (OP)
Did they even developed anything worth mentioning in the past two decades besides Vampire Survivor? Besides even when they were more prolific in the 80s/90s they were all garbage or mediocre. You can check out the Simulmondo shit, the notable ones are probably "I play 3D tennis" and "Mille Miglia". Nippon Safes Inc. was a bad point & click game, haven't played any of the other Dynabyte games.

>>718172808
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw
There's probably like hundreds of devs who poured their heart and soul into the game and the thing most people will remember is the above vid of a a retard shitting themself.

>>718169483 (OP)
mostly just racing iirc

no. browns cant into games

>>718172983
It wouldn't be so bad if you couldn't ACTUALLY hear him fard and shid

>>718169483 (OP)
Assetto Corsa

>>718173612
>"GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF!"
>nooooot yet....

>go to the bathroom NOW!
>naaaah

Italians can't make games

.t i'm italian
an italian dude did make Vampire Survivors but it's just a psyop gambling game with no real actual gameplay so it doesn't count

>>718169483 (OP)
easy red 2

>>718169647
People on the internet who tell you Italians aren't white universally look like this.

>>718169483 (OP)
Thoughts about italian americans?

>>718175981
not video games

>nobody here said Grezzo Due
Fuck I'm too old

Mario is American. He was born in Brooklyn. He is of Italian descent but he's an American citizen.

>>718169647
this guy is more mexican than melting plastic on a grill

>>718175981
That would explain so many things

>>718176070
someone did >>718171929
no other newfags know about Grezzo's might

>>718176491
you can't even be racist correctly

I'm actually trying to assemble a list of good games from each country, so I've done research on this subject, so I can assure you with absolute certainty that NOTHING of value has ever come out of the Italian video-game industry yet. Hopefully some day

>>718176893
not even Mario + Rabbids?

>>718169647
>brown person thinks he looks italian
Why is this so common?

>>718176997
Mario is not a fucking Italian game. And Rabbids is le French/Bulgarian. Plus those are both kids games and I don't really care about kids games

>>718174249
italians are inherently cringe and can't make anything good because they would feel inauthentic if they didn't shit it up in some way
t. italian

>>718169483 (OP)
Not much comes to mind.
There's Vampire Survivors, Codemasters racing games, and Ubisoft Milan (guys behind Mario + Rabbids).
Gaming culture in Italy is kind of bad, normies see it as kiddie stuff unless it's about GTA or FIFA.

>>718169647
He looks middle eastern/north african
My best friend looked very similar to him, born and raised in italy. We just have a lot of arab rape babies left over from the ottoman empire times, sad

>>718177335
>Mario is not a fucking Italian game
eh, it was developed by the italian branch iirc

>>718169483 (OP)
Mario is an Italian-American who only speaks English

>>718169483 (OP)
Final Fantasy VII.

>>718169483 (OP)
No

>>718169483 (OP)
Mario is a mexican illegal immigrant. Nigga ain't fooling me

>>718169483 (OP)
Iirc Ecco 1/2/Jr was made by some guy with an Italian name and I liked those games

Let's do a quick overview of some Italian games I played.

Tony Tough and the Night of Roasted Moths: mediocre old janky point and click game, probably doesn't work on modern systems.

Zero Comico: mediocre old janky point and click game, and also all referential humor with few bright spots. Untranslated in English.

Il Cane di Terracotta: mediocre old janky point and click game with a somewhat interesting plot. Untranslated in English.

Tsunami 2265: linear garbage corridor shooter, faux-weeb narrative, unfinishable due to bugs, poor compatibility with old and modern systems.

ARENA an Age of Barbarians story: janky 6/10 beat-em-up.

Etrom 20th anniversary edition: the janky schizo dream of some weirdo who wrote a huge saga of books nobody ever bought. CRPG. ULTRA janky but it works on modern systems unlike other games in this list.

Fotonica: by a developer named "Santa Ragione". Single Button endless runner. It is a 6.5/10 game, unique visuals, I remember playing it on a plane when I had no room to move my arms - you can play solely by using the spacebar.

Vampire Survivor and Candy Crush need no introduction.

HONORABLE MENTION:
Super Mario War
amazing freeware platform-battle game with hundreds of stages and characters, only local multiplayer and not updated to modern system because the dev is dead, if I recall correctly. I don't even know if it can be downloaded anymore.

There are also some gay leftist "interactive narrative experiences" from a dev named "la molle industria" from Milan.

All in all, among these lesser known games, Fotonica is the only one that holds up (barely). Maybe I should check out if Santa Ragione did anything else.
Etrom is a masterpiece of schizo autism with a tiny spark of Terry Davis in it.

>>718185990
correction, sorry - the platform fighter was not Super Mario War, it was a different one.
I can't remember the name.

Ogni singola Volta un coglione fa questo thread e Ogni singola Volta tocca a me menzionare shadow fighter, il picchiaduro con Lum e Michael Jordan

>>718185990
>Talking shit about Zero comico
Imagine being this soulless

>>718169647
Bro that's an Indian

>>718169483 (OP)
stardew valley

Redout
Assetto Corsa
Grezzo 2
Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
Vampire Survivors