Thread 718176278

Early rage and and bullshit. Get in here! Code:RJN W26

>>718176278 (OP)
sorry anon it's too early, i'll see about hopping on in uhhh 3 or so hours

Bump and will start in about 10 minutes.

>>718176278 (OP)
Give me a few minutes to get comfy, anon and I'll hop on

bumping for great justice!
What year is it?

4/24 Let's go!

ggs guys

6/12

9/12

Are faggots doom mongering about the absolute state of the game or are people overreacting? People are lamenting the "silence" and lack of GAAS updates as though the game was expected to get them and pretending the game was sent out to die. But then when they do Mario spin-offs with that kind of free update model like the sports games, people complain anyway. I figure DLC is inevitable but will likely take a similar form to Booster Course or maybe even the original Kart 8.

>>718178720
I am not expecting to get updates on MKW right away, i don't know what anybody else is thinking or saying because i haven't been paying attention. But MK8Deluxe didn't get content updates until like 3 years into it's life. The mario kart world devs are likely working on something else right now and if the sales numbers continue to be great they'll come back to it when their current project is nearing the finish line to give it some more love. That's just my guess based on past experience.

12/24
Get in here!

Can we turn off CPUs?

>>718176278 (OP)
>Just finish up at work
>Already a room going

Based. Love my /v/iggers

Grrr... fucking babies...

13/24

15/24

>>718180229
Best stage in the game

16/24

I'm drugged the fuck up I'm coming in

Stealing 8th place from a baby... like stealing candy from a baby...

make the race count 12 or something

For a moment I was about to sigh but then it ended up being Moo Moo backshots, at least it was a sorta unique intermission

It’s the /v/eekend already, huh. And a decent lobby too. Good to see you guys again, gonna be busy tomorrow so i’ll need to get my races in now and sunday

Babies get backshots!

shit I thought the /v/eekends were dead, I'll be on soon

>>718176278 (OP)
THE BOMB ON THE SNOW WAS DIRTY

C'mon

Ayoo imma eating and joining soon

Someone really wants to win the Ski Resort

>>718181891
>>718182160
>>718182264
Get in!
16/24

Thanks for that lightning while I was a Bullet Bill. Couldn't have done it without you.

Anybody still missing characters? I'm still missing Conkdor and Cataquack.

/v/ros, I would implore you consider the following…

>>718182815
I'm pretty sure I am missing Peepa and one more, maybe Fishbone...

Wait a minute this is team,s fuck!!!! Sorry redbros...

wiisnoys completely and utterly lost
no thread in weeks meanwhile Mario kart world is thriving

I failed the Bowser's Castle shortcuts every single lap

17/24

>>718183679
Me too, Marty

I'll join in an hour and a half

Sorry about pancaking you Dög, there was no room to dodge and the whole team went down the right lane

My bad Codname, I forgot you were on my team

>draw
WELP

>draw
Kino GGs

I'm so sorry red team. I made the misplay of my life. I used a boo trying to steal the blue team's reds so I could pass but then a teammate passed me and I stole his shrooms right as a blue shell came

NO WAY

I'm in, ready to lose horribly

>>718184712
epic squid game reference

>>718184712
>my favorite racer is playing
I need to get home so I can play

>>718184712
>Doxxing your fellow players

I wonder how small alice dick is hm?

how old is Alice now

>>718184712
All added in the blacklist btw

18/24

Shit niggas, I am starting txkhmpo feel sleepy, save me

19/24

>3 koopas on one team
Dunno if that’s a smart decision putting together species like that. They get the wrong ideas…

Red commies OUT

>sk
kys clan faggot

>>718186208
I dunno bro, we won, and I don't see anything wrong with a little fun between Koopas hehe

>4-point win
Close one that was

>>718186208
They fuck each other

>>718186240
newfag

>>718186315
You think it’s harmless, until your lobbies start looking like THIS

>>718186907
Lobbies like this make me want to play with my leaky root, if you catch my drift

>>718186907
That's TUBULAR, dude

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CONNECTION ERRORS
WHY IS THE SWITCH 2 WIFI CHIP SO SHIT

>>718187269
just got in first try

Why are you all bullying me...

Anyone remember that koopa guy Taro from mk8?

>>718187161
What do you mean, yours is leaking too?!

>>718187269
i had 2 comm errors when i was first joining but restarting the console worked for me

nobody cares gibbs

>>718187269
>he doesn’t have ethernet
The switch 2 dock has an ethernet port. You have no excuse

dogstalker thought he was clever

>>718187583
I'm playing in bed snuggled up with my dakiwife

>>718187461
What a faggot I always hated him

>>718187759
it was KINDA funny...

you will not survive

>consistently win when it's late night /v/eekend in a small room
>consistently get last or second to last in a full room
Where am I going wrong...

Get fucked Alice, hope you liked that sweet sweet red in your peachy ASS

Taro post more pokemon cunny on the kart server

>>718187190
THINK AGAIN

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

>>718188042
God yes

why do you NIGGERS keep picking intermissions

>>718188287
>t. Mario kart player

>>718188102
The one in the froggycar looks so COMFY

>>718188292
sure take desert hills instead

We should do some battle mode. Just one session, break up the monotony of racing

>>718188084
You know I can't do that, the jannies might drop a nuke......

>>718188392
don't it kills the lobby

>>718188392
We do battle mode and this lobby will be dead.

>>718188392
He looks like he's about to sell you about a new vacum cleaner

20/24

Heading you, you fags want anything?

>>718188639
Get me some pizza pringles.

>>718188540
Post it to me then

>>718188639
Bring me a pair of condoms

Stolen 1st. Noted.

>shock right after the last set of items
WOW WOW SUCH A PRI GAMER MOVE SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA I LOVE MARIOR KART

>>718188938
sasuga Marnieposter
Also fuck I waited for RR all night and then get dead last

22/24! Almost full!

>>718189082
>leave to fix internet
>join just in time to be 24/24
phew

nobody cares coggert

Ayo we full

>full room
>on a friday no less
We’re back? Nah, the /v/eekend never left

24/24! Full lobby!

Tekken 8 room is up

>>718189497
Ignore the image

>>718189384
All me btw

Knockout tour!

this game is so much more fun than 8

>>718189679
>half of the room leave

>>718189706
Good point

>>718189703
You're a black ass nigger and you need to be killed

>>718176278 (OP)
What an unbelievably so/v/lful image

https://files.catbox.moe/hq0j53.mp4
Lakitu deliberately sabotaged me and I'm angry about it.

Love my penguin bitches

>>718189836
no lol

>>718190087
Where did you get a picture of my hand?

>>718190087
Ok nevermind post your full bodypillow

>>718190087
Why are you white

game is impossible to consistently win with 24 players and not fun

>>718190020
That's unironically kinda hot

>>718188584
>>718189082
>>718189384
Fuck off Starman you autistic waifufag nigger

full lobby

>>718190351
>playing to win
Mario Kart becomes infinitely more fun if you play to fuck over others.

Don't throw red shells at people doing the shortcut, it's rude.

>>718190351
>Same people consistently at the top
Skill issue, just accept it and have fun

STOP WITH THE INTERMISSIONS

>>718190020
Cute

>>718190706
intermissionary with your mother

WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE

>>718190865
Did you try winning?

>>718190557
That's what I do. I love fucking people over in this game.

>>718188084
Can I get a link?

This is what (((they))) fear

>>718190706
no

Shoutouts to my Koopa bros, love to see other people who love these little jobbers

Absolute boo

>>718190539
who the fuck are you talking about

>all the good players on yellow team
its ogre..

>>718191434
you

We gotta try harder blufags

they should have color outlines like smash so I don't have to hold an attack item for 4 million years to avoid fucking my team over

KO tour, we have the necessary players

>3rd
>teammate hits me and sends me to 21st
nice job retard

yellow team sucks at DK pass, pass it on

>>718191487
>anon thinks I'm good

I DISCONNECTED
LET ME BACK IN
WHY DOES THE SWITCH 2 WIFI SUCK WORSE THAN THE SWITCH 1

Uhmm... bluesissies...

Blu bros not like this...

yellowchads are unstoppable

>place 20th
>still the highest scoring member of my team
grim

SOMEONE LEAVE
LET ME IN

>shocks literally 3 seconds apart
Wtf

Backshots for Baby Daisy!!!

>>718192237
Post rosalina and I'll leave to jack off

I LOVE GETTING CONSTANTLY FUCKED OVER BY MY OWN TEAM

>>718192302
>Miss the second shock because I have invincibility from the 1st
Thanks I guess

bluebros what is this

Wtf is yellowtard problems

Thanks for hard carrying my ass yellow team

It's so fucking over...

bluebros...

Why the fuck would it deduct points from a team if someone leaves? Their contributions can still be tallied

WHY DOES MY SWITCH 2 CONNECT TO THE INTERNET BUT IT KEEPS KICKING ME FROM THE LOBBY

>>718176278 (OP)
He's literally me...

I haven't jacked off in 9 days

>>718191841
>wi-fi
ngmi

>>718192643
>>718192770
FUCK YEAH

i miss pablo

>>718192709
WHAT IS THIS NIGGER SHIT

>>718193115
it's your router

>>718193115
Sir have you tried unplug and plug it again?

>>718192709
>>718193115
it means your connection isn't playing well with the host's for whatever reason

i miss penta

The lack of toadette in this room is making me sad...

>>718193141
I literally have fiber internet
the switch 2 is the only thing that has this many problems

nice job alice you dumb faggot

that shock just totally fucked me up

>>718193358
Thanks babe

WHY DO I KEEP DISCONNECTING
>>718193173
>>718193165
>>718193141

>>718190226
Not him but instinctively knew it was Rouge and went searching for it. Quickly found it:

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256803465240114.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt

>one point
Bluebros we can do this

>somehow end up riding a rail in reverse
AAAAAAAA

>>718193635
we can if you fucks STOP HITTING ME

absolute dogshit tracks

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGG

damn blue team sucks

>>718193696
welcome to mario kart world

we deserve to lose I hate all of you

REDFAGS we got it

so called free thinkers when rainbow roads an option

GGs I'm out, nice to play in a full lobby for two weeks in a row now.

I'm playing in bed and i have my arms stretched above my head using a joycon in each with the switch on my chest
I am the most comfortable racist on /v/

>>718193973
Can I get in your bed

I DISCONNECT EVERY TIME I JOIN
WHY

>>718193963
Forgot obligatory screenshot

18/24

if Alice didn't run over his own fucking teammate on Toad's Factory then blue would have won

brutal

>>718194151
If your mother had never given birth to you then she'd have won, but we can't all get what we want
Watch where you're driving and get out of my way next time, dumb nigger

>>718194250
go fuck yourself you tranny piece of shit

WHY MUST YOU HAVE A BOOMERANG ON THE FINAL TURN AAAA

>>718194223
Hey dog

>pull horn right when the blueshell's coming
heh

>>718194151
>his
Does he know

sup bros

>blu’d right at the finish line
>…them crushed

>>718194380
London?

>male
you're a fucking troon
>female
women shouldn't be driving and your retardation is proof of that

>>718194549
sup

>>718193995
yeah come over

>>718194565
Post it

WHO VOTED KOOPA BITCH OVER DK SPACEPORT

Intermission to koopa troopa beach. Fuck you

Sup reefbro GG last night nice wins

what the FUCK is this SHIT

>>718194837
>GG last night nice wins
yeah it was fun

Going to try and keep hosting until 10pm and then I'll pass it on to another player as a host.

>>718195014
that's your problem

>>718195014
skill issue

>shocked right as my boomerang was ending and was gonna use star
FUCK

>>718195053
Knock-out tour, let’s do it

>>718195232
I'll do one after these four races.

go fuck yourself clyburn

>>718194250
>alice is racist
based

Thanks for gaming space cowboy, see you next time

Stop picking intermissions or I'll rape Alice

>reefbros on top 4
>the other guy got 19th
LMAO

what the fuck is reefbros

>>718195765
already done that

>>718195768
dont look im getting unlucky,,

>>718195765
I like intermissions so I'm going to keep picking them

>>718195805
Reefbros deez nuts

>>718192643
I jizzed to this

go fuck yourself mat you fucking faggot

>>718196000
lol

fuckkk that was so close

>>718196313
hahahaha

Doing one knockout before going back to races.

>>718196405
K

>>718189969
I'm pissed just from watching this shit. Why the fuck is there even a barrier there, it should just be an offroad area.

I hate feather

>4th
u deserved that for making me 5th

>>718197057
hahaha yeah I wasn't looking

>a bee in first
You can’t BEE serious. Gonna call it there, least for now. Great to see everyone around again along with /v/eekends in general

>>718197165
Who is your favorite regular?

>>718197269
Penta

So I haven't played in a while, is it actually faster to do jumps on straightaways kind of like doing a wheelie in MKW?

>>718197057
You really don't like me huh?

>>718197356
No it's slower

>>718197356
no
>>718197269
starman

>>718197269
Nolan

>>718197269
Alice and Cloudy

>>718197269
Me

Fuck you for trying to squish me

I'm embarrassed to say this is my first time actually getting to do 3 lap races on these tracks.

>>718197269
Anon and Anon. They both are cool.

>>718197661
No wonder you guys suck

Lobby status?

>>718197694
Thank you :3

>>718196207
the princess fanarts in these threads always get me hard

how are you guys so horny all the time

Don't mind me. Just posting peach and rosalina. Carry on.

>>718198190
Post toadette

>>718198162
I think I am genuinely hypersexual
I've been like this since I was a kid

>>718198162
I'm obsessed with the porn channels on the /v/eekend discord

>>718198190
Since I'm stealing them while I'm here, let me join in, brother.

It's Wario time!

Last set of races and calling it for host roles tonight. It's been fun everyone! Going to make another thread at 4pm EST tomorrow.

never seen a lobby die so quick

>>718198490
I wonder what happened?

>>718198371
Can I see it?

>>718198371
Which server?

Have a fake mario.

>>718198490
im HUNGRY for some pizza

>>718198996
Mario looking weird...

kill yourself candy

>>718198490
5 hours of karting will give people fatigue.
Going to call it here. Take care everyone.

>>718192643
I wish saruwolf would stop reminding us how gross he looks

>>718198802
>>718198916
theres four main servers: spooky's shitcord where nobody plays any games and the few posts are drama or shitposts, Nikki's deadcord once full of the mk7 and mk8 OGs but it has died out, Panchito's pedocord where a lot of mkfags gather and post nintendo and furry porn, Cloudy's trannycord with a handful of mk8 circlejerking regulars, plus few other smaller ones

>>718199664
this post perfectly sums up why discord is shit

>>718199664
I just stick to Peony and the one without a name.

3rd to 8th in one item...

gg see you tomorrow

ggs guys

GG fellas, see you tomorrow.

>>718199664
Invite

>>718200618
all me btw

is everyone done playing right now? not in the lobby atm

bbs

>>718200618
tfw on the list

Are we all sending friend requests to each other? I haven't received any and I'm scared to send any

>>718201408
if you want friends send requests

I sent some two weeks ago feel free to add me. I'm the biddybud anon.

I've been sent like 10 friend requests (I accepted all of them)

>>718199664
I'm so confused about any of this discord stuff. I just like making Mario Kart World threads and doing lobbies for /V/eekends.

>>718201408
I don't send any but if I get some I always accept them.

If any of you motherfuckers try to add me I swear I'll feel happy and accept the request

>>718201408
please don't send me any

>>718201408
I sent out requests to everyone for a few weeks but haven't recently, my switch 2 is in another room and i'm not able to get to use it in that setup cause of health conditions, i just come on here to feel like i'm still participating.

>>718201583
thank you for making them anon

>>718201583
discords aren't important, sounds like most of them are dead anyway.

>>718201583
You don't have to have group gooning sessions?

>>718199664
>>718201583
There's just one small low-activity server with about 15-20 mk7/mk8 oldfags that was made 10 years ago so they could play golf, splatoon, smash bros together and eventually stay in contact once the threads died
That's literally it. No sekrit club, council, or circlejerk masterminds

>>718203991
Man, I have no friend circle, just lonely me :(

>>718203991
No wonder it's all the same names in here, that's nice to see. Also explains the tone of most of the shitposting.

>>718203991
Mind if I join?

>>718204536
Start your own

adding someone does nothing when you can't message them

>>718204536
It's difficult to add people without disturbing the little corner that people have grown used to over a decade, and if new people started drama or posting logs then it could very easily fall apart.
I don't know how it could be done without that risk, but honestly you’re not missing much, and you should probably make your own if you really want to connect with this community outside of the threads.
Sorry, anon. I love karting with you all.
GGs everyone, see ya again tomorrow! Goodnight.

>>718205148
I like to see you guys pop up on my friends list. It makes me feel less alone.

>>718205148
You can quickly join them via in-game friends and not have to find the current lobby code
>>718204749
>>718205161
I'm a good boy :(

>>718205328
There are other ways I can make you feel less alone

>>718205394
Tell me more :3c

i want to add everyone from the lobby but I don't want to accidentally add people i played in a public lobby with

>>718205420
We're going to have... relations

>>718204536
I'd hope it could be possible at some point
Also a very difficult situation when you have dozens of people with differing opinions on the matter, or the fact that nobody really knows anyone here very deeply, so who knows if one person joins and just decides to mass report everything and get the place nuked
It was discussed, I can tell you that much

>>718205148
You can do gamechat technically lol

>>718205634
And let people know that I'm an ESL? No thanks.

>>718205768
average 4chud user in 2025

>you will never be one of the bros
If I had owned a Wii U then I would have joined back then
:(

New room cause the old one is dead
Room code: MDL L33

>>718205960
Mk8g was fucking diabolical you don't want that

>>718206051
It was a shithole with a soul...

>>718176278 (OP)
wtf I want to play now