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Anonymous No.718183809 >>718183979 >>718184159 >>718184503 >>718184683 >>718185468 >>718185473 >>718185683 >>718189723 >>718189995 >>718190575 >>718190630 >>718195613 >>718195926 >>718197148 >>718198010 >>718200656 >>718200658 >>718200908 >>718209074 >>718214143
Black man from Scotland.
If TF2 came out today everyone of you would be pissed saying
>muh white genocide.
Anonymous No.718183979
>>718183809 (OP)
>If _____ came out today you chud you heckin pants!!!!
Please shut the fuck up, retard
Anonymous No.718184159 >>718185074
>>718183809 (OP)
no because everything from the current age is awful and they'd make pyro a female
Anonymous No.718184168 >>718184269
you lost troon
Anonymous No.718184269 >>718184585
>>718184168
SEETH faggot
Anonymous No.718184503 >>718184598 >>718190995 >>718196385 >>718197148 >>718198141 >>718199228
>>718183809 (OP)
Double standards
Hypocrisy
Yada yada
Anonymous No.718184564
That Demo's a bloody
Needa
WOOOAHAHAHHAHA
Anonymous No.718184585
>>718184269
It's "seethe," Sukhdeep.
Anonymous No.718184598 >>718185248 >>718186378 >>718191443
>>718184503
>Stonetoss being a giant retard
who would have guessed
Anonymous No.718184683
>>718183809 (OP)
Its not trying to pretend that a being black is normal in Scotland, its self aware.
Anonymous No.718185074 >>718212748
>>718184159
A female pyro would be fine since she wouldn't have any dialogue so she wouldn't be saying any cringe girlboss shit. She's masked too so they wouldn't be able to uglify her either. A female pyro would actually be pretty poz-proofed
Anonymous No.718185248 >>718185384 >>718185742
>>718184598
Oh now he's a retard when he doesn't agree with your views
Anonymous No.718185384 >>718187507
>>718185248
He was a retard ever since he shilled NFTs hardcore.
Anonymous No.718185468
>>718183809 (OP)
That Demoman is a-
NEGA-*Raspy laugh*
Anonymous No.718185473
>>718183809 (OP)
No that's pretty accurate even today
Anonymous No.718185683 >>718199121
>>718183809 (OP)
The Demoman is self aware, and he's only ever said literally ONE thing that brings his race into his character. And it's only to double down on his otherness. He knows he's out of the ordinary. It bothers him a little bit, but he takes refuge in his work and his friends. Which is healthy, despite his psychopathic propensity for extreme violence and the joy he takes in inflicting pain on others.

They literally just mashed together character concepts for the Demoman that they liked with a specific voice actor they had in mind for one of those concepts (Who was conveniently able to pull double duty with the Heavy.)
Anonymous No.718185742
>>718185248
>Oh now he's a retard
He always has been
Anonymous No.718186156
I mean maybe? Still one of the better token characters ever made
Anonymous No.718186378 >>718186475
>>718184598
What did he get wrong here?
Anonymous No.718186450
Get new material retard
Anonymous No.718186475
>>718186378
That Demo isn't a token character and he's creating a strawman
Anonymous No.718186628
Gonna watch Demo Mesa again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdx7_fI_KRc
Anonymous No.718186667
I thought SCRUMPEH was just something Valve made up
Anonymous No.718186720
The joke is that him being a black scottish cyclops is fucking unusual and he even gets drunk and cries about it where it's played 100% for laughs, you troons would be bitching about meet the demoman and calling for valve employees to be doxxed and beheaded in the streets for it
Anonymous No.718186885
OP is a sharty underage b&
Anonymous No.718187507
>>718185384
He no doubt made a lot of money from that so "retard" isn't the word you're looking here. Conman would fit better.
Anonymous No.718187840 >>718188032
>M1 M1 M2 M1 M2 M1 M2 M1 M2 M1 M2
Anonymous No.718188032 >>718188371 >>718189872
>>718187840
you can just hold down m2
Anonymous No.718188225 >>718189362 >>718190430
you may not like it but this is what the ideal demo loadout looks like
Anonymous No.718188371
>>718188032
i'm a retard for never knowing this, thank you anon
Anonymous No.718189362 >>718189739 >>718190465
>>718188225
I get the Quickiebomb, but what does the Loch bring to the table? To me, rollers are just too useful in certain situations.
Anonymous No.718189723
>>718183809 (OP)
/v/ is retarded why care? It's cool when done right. I'm all in for diversity
Anonymous No.718189739
>>718189362
Long range pipes are busted. Engies get farmed by loch, snipers fear you, medics have to play further back, it's harder for soldiers and scouts to rush you down, heavies can't do anything to you, it's harder for pyros to reflect, etc. The whole point of the set is to abuse your range like sniper to dish out a ton of damage with no risk.
Anonymous No.718189872
>>718188032
what the fuck...
Anonymous No.718189995
>>718183809 (OP)
The fucking JOKE is that he's a scottish black man. It was absurd.
Anonymous No.718190137
Anonymous No.718190430 >>718191024 >>718199671
>>718188225
i feel bad for newfags who never got to experience the good old weapons and think the abortions valve left behind are what the weapons are supposed to be like. namely, the loch-n-load, which used to have a 20% damage bonus against players as well as buildings, the stock stickybomb launcher, the amby, caber, sandman (and by extension, flying guillotine), shortstop, bfb, axtinguisher, equalizer, panic attack, short circuit and god knows what else.
Anonymous No.718190465
>>718189362
Fucking around in hammer editor i realized the mercs models' eyes are set to follow the camera. This is so, in-game they're always looking at the player, which helps with immersion, but otherwise makes the impression of one of those haunted paintings that's always looking at you.
Anonymous No.718190529 >>718199025
Anonymous No.718190575
>>718183809 (OP)
the nortubel of team fortress 2
Anonymous No.718190630 >>718190829
>>718183809 (OP)
DEMOMAN WOULDN’T BE MADE TODAY AS WE KNOW HIM AND WOULD BE A WILDLY DIFFERENT CHARACTER HAVING A BROCCOLI HAIRCUT LOOKING LIKE HE’S 15 VAPS INSTEAD OF DRINKING ALCOHOL AND WOULD SPOUT OUT ZOOMER FRIENDLY ONELINERS
Anonymous No.718190829 >>718190927
>>718190630
ehehehe
you see that shit?
Anonymous No.718190927
>>718190829
Holy shit it's Alukcalb
(read it backwards)
Anonymous No.718190995
>>718184503
It's okay for me to have double standards because hypocrisy is good when I do it, and only when I do it. I'm the most important person ever, I shouldn't have to be held up to the same standards as the not-mes. I'm supposed to be the one setting the standards, and it's not my fault or problem if my standards are intentionally unreachable. I can't be responsible for anything bad, so it has to be the not-mes' fault for not trying harder to win a deliberately unwinnable game. I'm entitled to the pleasure of watching people futilely try to meet an impossible goal. It makes me feel powerful and important.
Anonymous No.718191024 >>718191583 >>718203093
>>718190430
>wahhh I can't randomly one shot scouts anymore
Loch is still broken. 6s players have been seething about it for months with meds getting dropped across the map and soldiers popped out of the sky.
Anonymous No.718191060
he was included for woke purposes and people did complain about it when the game came out
the tfc class appearances (the original ones not the updated ones) are the real classes
Anonymous No.718191070 >>718191191
DEI is only bad when the characters are ugly and/or irritate me
Anonymous No.718191191 >>718197949
>>718191070
This. The entire world exists only for my benefit. Anything that does not directly benefit me should not exist. As the most important person ever, only my desires matter.
Anonymous No.718191318
DddAHhhh i've reallly HIT ROOOCK BOTTOM
Anonymous No.718191340
my man tavish is perfect the way he is. him being black, as well as all the other tidbits is what makes him such a special and unique character. i don't know about you people, but it wouldn't sit right with me if he was just a default, stereotypical ginger white guy from glasgow. he'd just be another one for the pile of mediocre, uninspired characters, and valve were going to make him just that early on. glad they decided against it.
Anonymous No.718191443 >>718212985
>>718184598
I swear to God he got threatened a couple years ago and completely changed his tune to be controlled opposition/safe edgy
Anonymous No.718191583 >>718191809 >>718193470 >>718200959
>>718191024
who gives a shit about competitivecels? either way, retarded soldier degenerates still get to one shot scouts with the direct hit and they get away with it, like soldier subhumans always do.
Anonymous No.718191809 >>718203447 >>718204121
>>718191583
This
Anonymous No.718193407 >>718200908
>valve isn't wo-
Anonymous No.718193470 >>718195506
>>718191583
Yeah, I realized awhile ago that soldierfags have gaslit the community into believing pyro is the easiest class in the game when the reality is that they are the consistent top performer at any skill level imaginable but are not required to actually be all that skilled to do well,which cant be said for the pyro. Demoman still has a high skill check because any body can outplay a sticky spammer at the higher levels.
Anonymous No.718195506 >>718196789
>>718193470
i despise both soldierfags and pyrofags, but soldierfags especially as of late. and i'm not just talking about their classes, i'm talking about soldierfags as people. not only is their class horribly disbalanced, but they keep talking shit in text and voice chat, kicking people for no reason whenever a chance presents itself, they feel entitled to having a medic pocket them all the time, they are almost always sjws with a god complex who appointed themselves as the morality police of tf2 and think they get to decide what is right and what isn't, and cry like little bitches when they get what's they've had coming. which is why i started vote kicking each soldier who sticks out even a little bit.
Anonymous No.718195613 >>718196139
>>718183809 (OP)
modern media would pretend its normal and never call attention to it. they make fun of demoman right in his intro video. because they used to respect the audiences intelligence.
Anonymous No.718195926 >>718201203
>>718183809 (OP)
>If TF2 came out today everyone of you would be pissed saying
You are a retarded nigger because TF2 could never be made today.
Anonymous No.718196139
>>718195613
They also made an official blog post on character design explaining why they made Demoman black (they were afraid his old red-haired design was too much of a Groundskeeper Willie ripoff)
Anonymous No.718196385 >>718201081
>>718184503
He made this joke already. Stonetoss ran out of jokes. Now he's attacking his own side and even so he's rehashing.
Anonymous No.718196789 >>718197147 >>718198441
>>718195506
as a Demoman main I gotta say support your local Pyrofags because they are really the only people who can really put soldier users in their place. as I medic I almost never uber soldiers because they actually make for awful Uber targets comparatively to Demomen, Heavies and even pyros, ive had wayy too many soldiers basically run in and do jack shit against the team and their sentries. its pretty common for them especially if they are GUNBOATS users. Also funfact, when TF2 lost its items for a week almost NOBODY played soldier during that time. they were effectively extinct because Gunboats enable typical soldier faggotry.
Anonymous No.718196938
Remember when Demoman had 6 grenades in his stock grenade launcher?
Orange Box TF2 on the 360 was a very different game.
Anonymous No.718197147
>>718196789
I can't even imagine running gunboats on soldier, the shotgun and panic attack are just too good for damage and if I'm not using those I would rather run a banner. Gunboats just leave you dead in the water against a half decent pyro and you dont always need to jump
Anonymous No.718197148
>>718183809 (OP)
>>718184503
Now you see it's obvious for everyone that he is a stereotypical scott first, skin color second.
Anonymous No.718197949
>>718191191
Simply because i am one of many doesn't mean i don't matter.
I will make my will known.
Anonymous No.718198010 >>718199479
>>718183809 (OP)
We all know TF2 wont ever come today because Valve don't make games anymore
Anonymous No.718198141
>>718184503
Scottish isn't even a race, it's a culture.
The native ethnicity of Scotland are the descendants of Picts, but "Scottish" is something anyone born in Scotland and raised in its culture is.
Anonymous No.718198441
>>718196789
nice try, pyrofag, but you're not deceiving me. the one per cent of pyrofags that are literate always try to justify playing pyro, when it is completely and utterly unjustifiable.
Anonymous No.718199025
>>718190529
This guy looks distinctly American
Anonymous No.718199121
>>718185683
they've got more fucking sea monsters in the great loch ness than they have the likes of him
Anonymous No.718199228
>>718184503
>posting stonetoss
Anonymous No.718199479 >>718199986
>>718198010
They're working on Half Life 3, TF3 and a couple other projects.
And they have a "Get your asses in gear" protocol in place now that prevents the gridlock situation where nothing would get past the prototype stage unless most of the tenured employees or Gabe himself threw their weight behind it.

TF3 might not go anywhere. But it's in the pipeline and it's more likely to see the light of day than it would have been if they had let TF2 die back in 2016 or something..
Anonymous No.718199671
>>718190430
Dont forget the original dead ringer which let you get free taunt kills by blocking a path
Anonymous No.718199986 >>718200468 >>718202208
>>718199479
>TF3
Never happening. At most we'll get a big update that ports TF2 to the Source 2 engine. There's absolutely no need for a TF3.
Anonymous No.718200468
>>718199986
I don't know what to tell you, man. There's literally a project called "TF" on the Source 2 main branch. It's right there. It's TF3. Because there's not really any benefit to porting TF2 to Source 2. You'd lose almost all of the map compatibility, or you'd miss out on 99% of the new features of Source 2. There's no reason not to start over, especially when TF2's story is finally finished and everyone has a better ending than they probably deserved.
Do I have faith that TF3's characters will be just as good? Absolutely fucking not. But it's Valve, and they haven't succumbed to the same problems with their characters as most of the rest of the industry, so I still trust them more than I would trust literally anybody else. Deadlock has pretty good characters, that was never its problem. It's just a really sweaty game that isn't even finished and only appeals to the handful of people who like ASSFAGGOTS gameplay, but wanted a tryhard Hero Shooter layer stapled to it.

I hope TF3 sticks to the formula and only has 9 or 10 classes, and those classes have alternate weapons and utilities instead of a million characters with one weapon, a melee button and baked in hotkey abilities. It would suck if Team Fortress actually became a Hero Shooter proper. TF2 survived so long because it wasn't that shit.
Anonymous No.718200503
never had a problem against legit normal demos, its the demoknights that are fucking cancer and are played by the most insufferable faggot youve ever met, still not braindead retard babymode soldier tier
Anonymous No.718200656
>>718183809 (OP)
NEGA- *laughter*
Anonymous No.718200658
>>718183809 (OP)
More like the rainbow crowd would be up in pitchforks finding out he was voiced by an old white man.
Anonymous No.718200908 >>718203352 >>718203472 >>718208456
>>718183809 (OP)
>>718193407
Say what you want about Deadlock, but if nothing else it proves that Valve can still produce mostly interesting characters in the wasteland that is modern vidya writing.
Anonymous No.718200959
>>718191583
You can't one shot scouts across the map.
Anonymous No.718201081
>>718196385
>He made this joke already. Stonetoss ran out of jokes. Now he's attacking his own side and even so he's rehashing.
yes he's beaner indeed
never trusts beaner
Anonymous No.718201203
>>718195926
its a hypothetical you faggot
Anonymous No.718202208 >>718202601
>>718199986
tf2 has existed conceptually for 30 years
and it's been out for almost 20
the codebase is ancient
the mechanics are ancient
the engine is ancient
there are bugs as old as the majority of its playerbase
I know it sucks for the whales, but if Team Fortress is to go on existing, they absolutely need to make a new one.
Anonymous No.718202601 >>718202753
>>718202208
>they absolutely need to make a new one.
It may be old, but it works fine.
If they want to make a new multiplayer shooter, it would be better just to make an entirely new game, which is what Deadlock is.
Anonymous No.718202753
>>718202601
deadlocks a moba wearing shooter skin, it's not the same
also TF2 is so old they couldn't just port it to source 2
Anonymous No.718203093 >>718203597
>>718191024
The Loch is mogged by Stock and the Iron Bomber in 99% of situations. Imagine giving up crowd control and DPS for a long range dud. Fuck that.
Anonymous No.718203352
>>718200908
Frank and Doorman are great and fit the setting of the game the most
Anonymous No.718203374
I miss the Loch being a two shot grenade launcher with extra damage
One shotting scouts filled me with such joy
Anonymous No.718203447
>>718191809
>demoman isn't countered
what terrible bait
Anonymous No.718203472 >>718203550
>>718200908
I love Infernus especially. He shows that Valve can still make really fucking cool black characters without resorting to grievance culture nonsense.
Anonymous No.718203473
Demoman is a racist
Anonymous No.718203529 >>718204454
If TF2 came out today it would be considered the best game ever made and gain a cult following like soulshit. It's already immortalized on stream
Anonymous No.718203550
>>718203472
Im sure people will find a way to gripe about their backstories once the visual novel segments of deadlock become fleshed out.

Since Infernus backstory is hes an immigrant from hell more or less and the portal to hell is open in like new mexico or something so it became the 51st state.
Anonymous No.718203597
>>718203093
>Imagine giving up crowd control and DPS
You are making up that lost damage being able to hit shots that were literally impossible before with 2x range and taking less damage yourself being able to play more passively.
Anonymous No.718203602 >>718203723 >>718203819
Let me clear this up for everyone seething about Soldier and Demo
>Fun to fight
Scout
Soldier
Demoman
>Not fun to fight
Pyro
Heavy
Sniper
Spy
>Not fun to fight but they get a pass because they are a support class
Medic
Engineer
Anonymous No.718203723 >>718209664
>>718203602
Disagree on heavy not being fun to fight, but otherwise sure.
Anonymous No.718203819 >>718209664
>>718203602
As someone playing a bunch of pyro as of late, heavies are fun to fight if I have the panic attack equipped
It's a very quick but very violent engagement regarding who can melt the other first
Anonymous No.718203873
well cause demoman is funny. most modern black characters arent.
Anonymous No.718204121 >>718204282 >>718204306 >>718204437
>>718191809
Demoman is hardcountered by Pyro's airblast, The Wrangler's shield, Overheal, and dodging his relatively slow, predictable projectiles.
The Soldier is countered by Pyro's airblast, the Wrangler's shield, overheal, and dodging his relatively slow, predictable projectiles.
Both have a mechanic that requires them to both sacrifice health and develop technical skill to be used effectively. They're not overpowered, you just suck at being aware of what they're doing and reacting to it properly.

The only class that's actually fucked up in TF2 is the Sniper. He was implicitly balanced by a combination of a lower average skill level, worse monitors, and worse mice. They didn't think the average player would be able to use the Sniper effectively 100% of the time. Which is why people thought Sniper was UNDERPOWERED and in need of self defense tools for most of the game's lifespan.
Spy also went from Overpowered to Underpowered over the course of the game's lifespan, simply because the community learned how to counter him and his implicit advantages became more or less irrelevant. Everyone knows how to pick out a disguised Spy and predict the routes an invisible Spy will take, so those mechanics just don't convey an advantage to the Spy in most cases anymore. The biggest contributors being all the visual loadout glitches he can have, and the fact that his movement speed doesn't increase when he disguises as a faster class, which is most of the ones you'd actually want to be disguised as to be believable.

Not to mention the fact that voice chat bubbles don't appear above disguised Spies' heads, and using a command as Spy will only ever reveal you, it just doesn't work anymore.
Anonymous No.718204282 >>718204580
>>718204121
>Demoman is hardcountered by Pyro's airblast
*cough cough* delaying your pipes
*cough cough* sticky spam
Anonymous No.718204306 >>718204580 >>718207878
>>718204121
>Demoman is hardcountered by Pyro's airblast
>Airblast cooldown 0.75s
>Stickybomb attack interval 0.6s
>Grenade Launcher attack interval 0.6s
Anonymous No.718204437
>>718204121
>Demoman is hardcountered by Pyro's airblas
At a very hyper specific range where the projectile travel time of pills and arm time of stickies coincide with the airblast refire rate I would agree.
Anonymous No.718204454 >>718204586 >>718206474
>>718203529
If TF2 came out today /v/ would call it "more hero shooter slop" and call anybody that admitted to playing it a fag.
They'd also be pissed that the game has no cute girls like Marvel Rivals.
Anonymous No.718204580 >>718205079
>>718204282
>>718204306
What happens when that Pyro reflects your pills back at you or your teammates? What happens when there's more than one Pyro on the other team? In a vacuum, the numbers don't line up, sure. but spamming pills at a decent Pyro is likely to get you or your team killed before it makes any progress for you.
I've done that plenty as a Pyro main. And for some reason, the Demomen I kill act like I have to be cheating or something. It's not that hard.
Anonymous No.718204586 >>718208857 >>718209207
>>718204454
Give every merc an ultimate RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.718205079
>>718204580
>What happens when that Pyro reflects your pills back at you or your teammates?
At close range pyro has to guess your timing. At long range hitting a reflect is extremely difficult with the arc. Or you could just use stickies which do literally nothing when reflected if you don't press M2 and once he reflects one he can't do shit about the followup sticky/grenade. There's also a dozen other ways to counter airblast like using faster projectile unlocks, indirect fire where the pyro can't see them coming, corner/height peeking so reflects can't damage you, zoning him out with splash, sticky trapping a choke, aiming at the floor where stickies barely move from airblast, or just running away while firing stickies straight down and holding m2 completely denying a pyro from approaching and all this is just a 1v1. Reflecting in the chaos of a team fight is exponentially harder.
>What happens when there's more than one Pyro on the other team?
1 heavy, engie, or good scout on the other team farms your useless teammates. Soldier and demo become more effective in numbers, pyro does not.
Anonymous No.718206328 >>718208921
remember it's okay when valve comes to your house, burns it down, kills you and your family because it's valve and they are the good guys and if you don't agree you are epic shill
good day
Anonymous No.718206474
>>718204454
Your powers of prescience are severely lacking
Anonymous No.718206963 >>718207163
>Sexnificent.
Anonymous No.718207163
>>718206963
Anonymous No.718207878 >>718208329
>>718204306
Do projectiles not have a travel time in your head? Do you think the pyro is a hundred yards away on his approach? A pyro only needs to reflect once to get in range and twice to kill you.
Anonymous No.718208329 >>718208631
>>718207878
The range at which you can react on reflex, are close enough to actually hit him with it consistently, but still far away enough to make up for the airblast delay is not very big and any demoman with a brain is going to zone you out with sticks so you can't get into reflect range in the first place. If he aims sticks at the floor there is fuck all you can do about it. The entire fight is decided on whether you can ambush him at close range.
Anonymous No.718208456 >>718209442
>>718200908
>but if nothing else it proves that Valve can still produce mostly interesting characters in the wasteland that is modern vidya writing.
hahahahaha that roster looks like shit though retard, I can barely tell it apart from overwatch or valorant or apex or league or whatever other slop gets shilled nowadays
Anonymous No.718208631 >>718208782
>>718208329
>The entire fight is decided on whether you can ambush him at close range.
That's the funny thing about Pyro
The only real way to have an edge in any engagement is if you ambush your target
And even then you run the risk of dying to a random melee crit
Anonymous No.718208782 >>718209146
>>718208631
And that's why he's shit. Soldier and scout are just straight up better flankers with stronger weapons and superior mobility.
Anonymous No.718208857
>>718204586
Scout: Doubles his speed, gives him unlimited jumps and gives him infinite ammo, but his scattergun's spread increases by 10% with each shot.

Pyro: Already has one. Phlog Crits. 20% slower movement speed.

Soldier: Free rocket jumps, very slight homing on rockets fired while in midair. Takes minicrits, but zero knockback while in midair.

Demoman: Reduce all buildings within 1250 HU to 25 HP. Can't attack until the animation finishes.

Heavy: Lock down in place, gain 85% damage resistance, infinite ammo, and 400% fire rate increase. Remain locked in place for 1.5 seconds while the damage resistance ramps down.

Engineer: Temporarily increase all building levels by one, for 45 seconds, even if they're fully upgraded.
Level 4 Sentry: 25% faster fire rate, extra rockets.
Level 4 Dispenser: Instantly refill with ammo and metal, double capacity, refill rate remains the same, 50% faster healing rate.
Level 4 Teleporters: Instantly recharge, downgrade to level 3 after 50% of your teammates (Not enemy Spies) pass through, even if the timer has not elapsed.

Sniper: (Adjusted to have damage falloff normally, limiting his effective range.) Remove Damage falloff. That's it.

Spy: Apply a Cloak state that allows the Spy to move 100% faster and pass through enemies, alerting them when it happens, cause false alerts at random regardless of proximity. The Spy may not lower cloak or attack until the meter is drained, and will not be able to begin disguising for 1 second after cloak is dropped.

Medic: Spread Invuln to teammates in a 500 HU radius. This will protect each teammate from five sources of damage, no matter how much or how little they do. Good for making a final push on an objective, but not gamebreaking nor supplanting the Ubercharge. The Medic does not receive the buff himself.
Anonymous No.718208921
>>718206328
But Valve didn't come to my house, burn it down and kill me and my family. That wouldn't be good.
Anonymous No.718209074
>>718183809 (OP)
>demoman is a black, drunk, one eyed scottish man
>nu-fags cant comprehend that this is meant to be an absurd take and that the character's presence is, first and foremost, a joke
Looking forward to the ever multiplying newfags that make threads about this character without realizing why he's beloved.
Anonymous No.718209146 >>718209294
>>718208782
I have no idea how they could try and fix him besides buffing his health a little and fixing his damn bugs
Anonymous No.718209207
>>718204586
>"Ruin TF2 RIGHT NOW"
Anonymous No.718209294
>>718209146
>Remove airblast penalty on DF
>Make jetpack good and not take up the secondary slot
>Turn flamethrower into TF2's lightning gun
Done
Anonymous No.718209334
If you arent a fag you can tell immedietly from a character's face if the creators were americanoid activists or regular humans.
Demoman was desinged by a regular person and you're a fag.
Anonymous No.718209442 >>718210057
>>718208456
that's because you're 90 years old and didn't drink your prune juice this morning
Anonymous No.718209664
>>718203723
>>718203819
heavy is just
>he's revved and has a bead on you
you die or leave because unless he's a f2p and you're a scout or something you're 100% dead unless you pray for crits
>he doesn't but he has a medic
maybe you can gank the medic but you still leave before fighting the heavy
>he doesn't and doesn't have a medic
you can actually kill the heavy

rape or get raped is not a very compelling matchup imho
Anonymous No.718210057
>>718209442
>modern games don't have the same globohomo design elements in them goy, you're just a racist old white man!
Anonymous No.718210090 >>718210172
If TF2 came out today it would be filled with ironic lol so random reddit humor, just like the comics are.
Anonymous No.718210172
>>718210090
to be fair the game very nearly was completely swamped with it for years. I still remember quitting when everyone was yelling
>BONUS DUCKS
because it was apparently the funniest shit in the world.
Anonymous No.718212142 >>718212228
Um actually BALD FEMALE NIGGERS are le based when Valve does it
Anonymous No.718212228
>>718212142
She's not bald, and this is a classic archetype. I have no idea if Calico's characterization is any good, but just based on the design, I don't think you can make any harsh judgements.
Anonymous No.718212748 >>718214067 >>718214973
>>718185074
100% team fortress 3 has pyro take off the mask and they're a heckin quirky fat black latinx (mixed race)
scout would go trans, medic gets fired for medical malpractice and replaced by a strict indian lady with no character, engi is replaced by a non binary living sentrygun that acts like a stereotypical flaming homo, demoman goes to AA and isn't angry anymore, soldier is replaced by his daughter who acts exactly the same, but has a girlfriend in the background comic (it updates JUST as slowly as the current one, but its basically all just lesbian fanfic with art like moon over june), spy and sniper remain exactly as they are, but are in love and cannonically backstabbing is just an excuse to sneak off for butsecks, heavy routinely comments on how he cant wait to get home and top his medic BF.

oh, and all the guns are removed in favor of skills, hats are replaced with dogshit skins, and every map has a 'friendly' switch where if 2 people switch it, all weapons get turned off.
Anonymous No.718212985 >>718213176 >>718214469
>>718191443
Care to elaborate? Who threatened him?
Anonymous No.718213176 >>718214214 >>718214469
>>718212985
He got doxxed once but before that it seemed like he was a little too supportive of some right-wing protests and opinions and he started making some very strange comics that were far more "standard republican talking points" style. I think this was also around when he bizarrely removed comments from his site. I don't remember the exact details because it has been a few years.
Anonymous No.718214067
>>718212748
Valve doesn't do that shit. They talked to Sweet Baby twice. Established a "DEI working group" that lasted all of two years, had no one in it but the people who set it up, and whose suggestions were roundly ignored by the rest of the company, without concession.

No one at Valve is out to "own the libs" and they're certainly not radical conservatives or anything. But it's clear that they're smart people who don't want to step on anyone's toes, but also don't want professional second guessers running through their work with a fine toothed comb to take all the fun and interest out of it.
CreepyThinMan No.718214143 >>718214202 >>718214763
>>718183809 (OP)
>Black man from Scotland.
>If TF2 came out today everyone of you would be pissed saying
>>muh white genocide.

Another case of some SJW scum trying to retroactively re-write reality that if X from 20+ years ago Incels.Chuds/Nazi's would hate it.

Same way they claim that white straight males would hate BLADE because it starred a black man.

This is because OP is an NPC cockroach and the type that deliberately shoves race/gender/sexual orientation in peoples face and makes trash focusing solely on those things so that when a product polluted with identity politics comes out and fails they can claim it was because of racism/sexism/homotransphobia.

You have no intention of entertaining people and making money which is what they people who made TF2 wanted to do and no one cared that the character was black because of how good the character was and the game overall, so it wasn't an issue except for genuinely racist shitheads who are a small minority and not representative of gamers as a whole.
CreepyThinMan No.718214202 >>718214356 >>718214763
>>718214143

This is in comparison to SJW's why are narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children who who make trash with deliberate malicious intent of it failing so they can play victim and call people names because they never developed emotionally beyond grade school who only have the privilege of crying about fucking videogames, the literal definition of first world problems, and attacking gamers publicly because of that white straight male patriarchy that protects you from brown people who would kill you instantly if you started running your dumb fucking mouths anywhere else on Earth while you have no self-awareness or shame about just how infantile you are because you justify your hatred by blaming your shit life on everyone else and want to take out that anger and self-loathing on others.

And of course you'll never acknowledge that you are the aggressors in every situation, invading, infesting, taking away, ruining and/or destroying anything that white straight males care about that you can get your claws into as rcompense for the imaginary oppression that only exists in that lump of shit in your thick skull you call a brain.
Anonymous No.718214214 >>718214469
>>718213176
No one threatened him. He was just making shitter-standard conservative comics for a while so they'd get disseminated through Facebook and shit and start dripfeeding themselves his usual content to radicalize them.

He did the same thing with RedPanels years ago, and that got run off the internet because he was a retard about it and made himself too many enemies on his own side with it.
CreepyThinMan No.718214356
>>718214202

And because you'll never take responsibility for the evil rotten shit you do out of spite you'll project that onto me and others by calling me an Incel and that it's not what fucking scum like you are doing that's the problem but that I or anyone else who complains about the damage you are willfully casing but that I'm not getting laid despite being married and having sex with my Wife regularly because we love each other.
Something OP and it's ilk will never experience and will die alone, unloved and forgotten in a cold dark empty room with your finals thought being filled with nothing but bitterness and regret before you rejoin the rest of your subhuman family in Hell for eternity where you belong while your ashes will be flushed down the nearest toilet because by then no one will care that you died just as no one cares that you're alive now and hope you live long enough to lose everything you care about because that's what you fucking deserve, so in closing, choke on my respectable 7.5 inch lily white fuck muscle, suck the shit out of my asshole and die screaming as your insides are chewed up by gerbils shoved up your shitpipe by Richard Gere you motherfucking cocksucking uber-faggot supreme!!!

Whoa, this pre-workout I'm taking is fucking great!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.718214469
>>718212985
>Care to elaborate? Who threatened him?
>>718213176
>He got doxxed once but before that it seemed like he was a little too supportive of some right-wing protests and opinions and he started making some very strange comics that were far more "standard republican talking points" style. I think this was also around when he bizarrely removed comments from his site. I don't remember the exact details because it has been a few years.
>>718214214
>No one threatened him. He was just making shitter-standard conservative comics for a while so they'd get disseminated through Facebook and shit and start dripfeeding themselves his usual content to radicalize them.
>He did the same thing with RedPanels years ago, and that got run off the internet because he was a retard about it and made himself too many enemies on his own side with it.

You're a liar and know it.

His work took a turn once he became popular, primarily due to the "Burgers?" comic strip that became a well known meme and got him unwanted attention from SJW's who started attacking and threatening him as they always do to silence anyone who they hate that points out their propaganda!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.718214763 >>718214816
>>718214143
>>718214202
The "SJW" types are the ones that made obligate contrarians out of so many people.

These guys who revise history and pretend like there was ever a problem with the Demoman or Coach or Alyx and Eli fundamentally buy in to the idea that the Progressive Stack theory was the inevitable culmination of civil rights and a live and let live, egalitarian system. When no such thing is true. The very same people that caused this, who draw this kind of ire are implicitly trusted when they say their philosophy and conclusions were inevitable and the only valid expression of a pluralistic rules based society, even by the people who hate what they've done to the world.

It's insidious. That's what jargon and institutional embedding do. A small handful of Socialist radicals with unfounded magical thinking derived conclusions based on an incorrect understanding of history, etymology and political theory disseminated their philosophy all the way through the prevailing business culture because Wells Fargo, BNY Mellon, Bank of America and JP Morgan Chase and the US Government decided it was a good way to bail themselves out of the reckoning they had rightfully earned after the 2008 financial crisis. These people were propped up and hired into powerful positions just because it was easier to pay lip service to their bullshit than it was to actually fix the problems that crashed the economy and got people so upset in the first place.
CreepyThinMan No.718214816 >>718214963
>>718214763
>The "SJW" types are the ones that made obligate contrarians out of so many people.
>These guys who revise history and pretend like there was ever a problem with the Demoman or Coach or Alyx and Eli fundamentally buy in to the idea that the Progressive Stack theory was the inevitable culmination of civil rights and a live and let live, egalitarian system. When no such thing is true. The very same people that caused this, who draw this kind of ire are implicitly trusted when they say their philosophy and conclusions were inevitable and the only valid expression of a pluralistic rules based society, even by the people who hate what they've done to the world.
>It's insidious. That's what jargon and institutional embedding do. A small handful of Socialist radicals with unfounded magical thinking derived conclusions based on an incorrect understanding of history, etymology and political theory disseminated their philosophy all the way through the prevailing business culture because Wells Fargo, BNY Mellon, Bank of America and JP Morgan Chase and the US Government decided it was a good way to bail themselves out of the reckoning they had rightfully earned after the 2008 financial crisis. These people were propped up and hired into powerful positions just because it was easier to pay lip service to their bullshit than it was to actually fix the problems that crashed the economy and got people so upset in the first place.

It's about attention/money/power and the attached pic!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.718214963
>>718214816

Correct and not a coincidence that Gamergate started only after the Occupy Wall Street movement as the (((media))) wanted to draw attention away from the financial destruction (((they))) cased that people started to notice which isn't good for (((them))) like it was in late 1930's Germany!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.718214973
>>718212748
>hats are replaced with dogshit skins
What's the difference?