Thread 718186592

>Buffs calcium
>Buffs protein
>Debuffs you with constipation

>debuffs your arteries
nothing personal kid.

>>718186723
Why does Canada insist on hiding their data? Is bagged milk the answer?

>>718186592 (OP)
>constipation
Wat

>>718186723
>>718186742
>See OP
>Rather than continue the joke, they'd rather seethe about milk

Fuck this board.

>>718186924
They bag the books and then apologize for it

>>718186930
Third world shitskins and mystery meat mutts can't handle lactose.

i drink whole milk every day with my oatmeal and seeds

I love milk but I can only drink so much before I feel full.

should've specced into lactose SCRUB

>buffs everything
>evil wizards trick everyone into thinking it's poison

>>718186723
>one third of the world can't digest milk
>one third of the world they have no data on
?????

>>718186723
>Balkans
>South America
>Southern France
>lactose intolerance
bitch nigger we eat dairy 6 days out of 7
in our coffee
in our breakfast
in our fast food
in our snacks
in almost any meal

>>718186592 (OP)
This shit is so OP on skeleton characters.

>>718186592 (OP)
>constipation
Huh? Been chugging milk since I was a a kid and my shits are smooth.

Eating meat & animal based product gives you rectal & intestinal cancer.

>>718192015
the ubiquitous lettuce you lot subsist on is notorious for pesticide residue. we're all dying

>>718192015
it’s mostly attributed to partial stool clearance and sedentary lifestyle. basically letting the rotten turds fester in your asshole for too long poisons it.

>>718186723
Being a nip fucking sucks because I can't have milk due to getting the shits and I can't have alcohol due to getting red splotches all over.

>>718186723
what does this mean, really? like, "prevalence" being 100% means it's just common, or literally everyone is lactose intolerant? i KNOW they have milk in japan and china

>>718186592 (OP)
Works on my machine. You sure you aren't just the one with inferior genes?

>>718192015
>t. enjoys his pesticide and chemically treated plants
you don't wanna be talking carcinogens little man

>>718186592 (OP)
God, I love being white.

>>718186592 (OP)
I drink lactose free milk, if I drink normal milk I will fart all day.

was this true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLK9-p9V_70

The superfood of superfoods.

>debuffs
It only gives me a temporary AoE attack that poisons nearby mobs

Milk was the only thing that continued giving me acne. When I stopped, it went away. I had to deal with people and their constant

>make sure you keep your face clean
>wash your face
>use products on your face
>clean your pillow

Since I quit my job a month ago, I'm the dirtiest mother fucker ever. I haven't bathed in two weeks, and nay a pimple in site. Always the same bro science and I'm sick of it. 99 times out of 100, if you have acne, it has nothing to do with your face. So to my acne bros that drink milk, try giving it up. Worked for me.

Also note that I continue to eat cheese by the truckload without issue. Your millage may vary.

>>718186592 (OP)
skill issue

>>718186592 (OP)
lactase supplements OP?

>>718191059
You are retarded.

>>718192784
They rounded 90% up to 100%.

>>718196510
It's 95% retard.

>>718186592 (OP)
Humans do not get constipation from milk.

>eat ice cream as a kid up until 19
>perfectly fine
>eat ice cream now
>spray lumpy brown cream out my ass an hour later

>>718196715
Try fasting and eat fermented foods, especially fermented milk products. Might be a gut biome problem.

>>718196675
mudslimes, jeets, chinks and niggers do

>>718189919
That's how liquids work

>>718186592 (OP)
>Debuffs you with constipation
Just be white, shitskin.

>>718196928
He said humans.

Lost my milk tolerance over the past few years, can't do more than 1 liter without other food to block and harden the shits surrounding it
Apparently it's possible to rebuild lactose tolerance by forcing your microbiome to digest it
Some woman made a video where she consumed mostly milk for 2 weeks and she was fine by the end
Wish I had the time to torture myself like that but I can't bear the toil that liquid shit waterfalls would have on my sanity and my anus

>>718186592 (OP)
I went through a phase where I ended the night with a cigarette and a glass of milk. Underrated combo, surprisingly complimentary. Get to pretend like I'm in the 1950s and the smoke counters the constipation.

>>718192613
But you can win arguments with weeaboos

>>718186592 (OP)
Holy brown

damn it feels good to be white

just had a glass (330ml) of cold 3.8% fat milk and 2 cookies
im fueled up for a nice gaming sesh

>>718186723
How does this even work when it comes to breastfeeding?

>all these retards who think lactose intolerance leads to constipation, rather than diarrhea
it's calcium that causes constipation

>>718196715
check the ingredients on ice cream. Most cheap brands like dreyers have veg. oil instead of cream and emulsifiers that fuck up your digestion. I hate that you have to carefully check the ingredients to make sure food is what it says on the bin.

>>718197132
Eat yogurt and kefir.

>>718196675
>>718196928
>>718196982

>>718197304
All mammals can consume milk when young. They lose the ability as they age. Humans have evolved to produce the right enzymes lifelong.

>>718192015
If this were true we wouldn't eat them. As it happens, it is untrue and you are stupid.

>>718197653
He said constipation.

>>718197783
bowel upset caused by lactose intolerance manifests itself in many ways including explosive diarrhea.

>>718192015
Is that better or worse than having AIDS and rectal parasites like your kind does?

>>718189054
Link is so cute when he drinks milk

>>718186931
4chan's biggest issue

>>718197653
>>718197835
Eh.. i'm used to it, as long as i'm not throwing up.

>>718186924
we used to get a milk bag in school everyday before recess.

>Have chronic GERD/heartburn, got pretty bad to the point almost went to the hospital
>Dont like taking antacids cause they make me constipated/bloated
>Discover low-fat lactose free milk deals with heartburn almost instantly and has no negative side effects
>Anytime I had heartburn I'd take a couple mouthfuls, worked every time
>Esophagus healed a ton over the last year

I highly recommend if you are in a similar situation, actual miracle to discover this after the years of suffering

>>718197647
> nonwhites aren't human
Careful anon...

>>718186592 (OP)
>milk
>constipation
Nani

>>718192613
Red splotches?

>>718186723
that's so fucking retarded only dumb americans (all of them) would believe it