Thread 718194383

Boomers actually liked playing Mario party so much they didn’t care if they shredded it up their entire hand?

>>718194383 (OP)
correct

>>718194383 (OP)
bitch skin lmao

This happens to retards that squeeze their controllers.
You do not need to press down on the stick when you rotate it.

>>718194383 (OP)
i had no skin on my thumbs from playing budokai 1, 3 and tenkaichi games for years straight

>>718194383 (OP)
https://www.zdnet.com/article/nintendo-to-issue-protective-game-gloves-5000106151/
>"This settlement is good news for the parents throughout the nation," said New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer. "Nintendo has agreed to take responsibility for the effect of its games on young people."
>While no case was actually filed, the New York attorney general's office has received almost 100 complaints from consumers whose children had sustained hand wounds from playing any of five different levels of the Nintendo 64 game. The injuries ranged from friction burns and blisters to lacerations and punctures.
just another reminder we used to have an actual functioning democracy and your government now hates you

>>718194383 (OP)
>tfw sweats are still tryna compete at mario party of all games

>>718195139
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>>718194383 (OP)
the palmussy....

>>718194383 (OP)
No seriously what the fuck was nintendo thinking with the N64 trident and the Gamecube lego controllers?

>>718194498
Dumb fucking retard zoomer

You could contact Nintendo and they would send you a glove specifically for Mario Party spinning mini-games.
They had everything to gain because it wore out N64 sticks fast meaning you had to buy more controllers. Much like Gamecube controllers remained expensive because smashfags would wear them out from CLACKCLACKCLACK dashing.

>>718194383 (OP)
>pov you just mogged everyone in the 3v1 tug-o-war

>>718194383 (OP)
How the fuck did that happen? Did this retard just palm the stick and not use his thumb while using the center handle like any normal person with a functional brain would do? Holy fuck youngsters are actually dumb

>>718194383 (OP)
>he didn't flip the controller upside-down onto the carpet and rotate the joystick

>>718194383 (OP)
They ditched this after the 2nd or 3rd game. I remember the shy guy wind up game being the real culprit. Also 3 v1 to of war

>>718194383 (OP)
The Shy Guy mini game where they poke you with spears fucked up my hand.

>>718197515
You retarded zoomer faggot that's literally how everyone did it back then. See also >>718197342, also there was that mspaint comic with the dude presenting stigmata that were really just Mario Party marks.

>>718194498
it was for a specific minigame

>>718194383 (OP)
you're triggering rutee OP

>>718195139
to be fair I don't think since then companies have put out controllers that physically injure you like that
also if you think we had a functioning democracy in 2000 you just weren't paying attention, things have been fucked since the 60s

>>718194383 (OP)
Mario Party 1 is the goat simply because itnl didnt cater to lady handed pussies. Also mini game island was never even remotely surpassed or equaled what gives

>>718197515
Someone has clearly never played Mario Party 1 on original hardware and it shows

My skin never ripped, it got really red and almost raw once, but that was when I was 10. Stupid fucking sois & foids I swear

>>718194383 (OP)
>this was actually a thing
LMOA

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>>718197732
Only redditors experience it

>>718194498
Zoom zoom

>>718197679
Tales of series being dead is a worthy trade off for getting all these jap only games finally translated

>>718197767
Real gangsta shit right here

>>718194383 (OP)
>>718197767
I think my buddy broke his record (and his skin) during a kickback at like 22? or 26 seconds. Was there even a point to doing well on this torture device?

>>718197668
>Zoomer
Kek

I've never in my life seen anyone palm the fucking joystick, like quit making shit up

>>718198321
Anon, this doesn't work.
We know you're trolling, because you couldn't be trolling more obviously even if you tried.
So delete your post and leave the thread before you get btfo by everyone (nevermind the actual proof that has already been posted in this thread).

>>718194383 (OP)
i shuck oysters for a living and my hands don't get fucked this bad, is these people's skin made of toilet paper?

>>718194383 (OP)
Kids would push safety pins through the first couple layers of their palms just because they were bored and wanted to gross people out. Chewing up a centimeter of your hand sucked but it wasn't as bad as a sunburn.

>>718194383 (OP)
I got one of these on my ass from doing too many sit-ups

The amount of zoomers pretending to understand what caused this and how to avoid it is honestly staggering.
It was a competitive stick mini game. You palmed it because it was faster than any other method, and the only way to win against other players palming it. The N64 stick was also hard plastic with sharp edges compared to modern analog sticks. Mario Party stigmata was essentially inevitable until you found out the hard way that it bored a hole in your fucking hand.

>>718198669
Heh, I remember doing this with my grandma's sewing needles

>>718194383 (OP)
Mario Party and DBZ Budokai were certified hand shredders
we were kids though, not adults

>>718196769
The trident was great zoomie, you just use it left or center handed depending on preference, setting or game. Even has a gun like trigger z button

>>718198669
>to gross people out
i even did this by myself when no one was around

>>718198669
Lol i did this all the time

>>718197704
Are you basing that off of Nixon committing treason and Johnson kicking off the long history of democrats being pussies that do nothing?
The ultimate irony is Johnson refused to go after Nixon because he felt if the public learned about how Nixon sold out America, they'd never trust the government again.
LOL

>>718195139
I remember hearing about the glove about 2 weeks after the OP's picture happened to me the first time, it was pretty funny timing

>>718194383 (OP)
weak flesh
get to yanking

>>718198694
>anon can't even avoid kipping during fucking SITUPS
ngmi

>>718194383 (OP)
that's just leprosy and a ssoy diet

>>718197515
This doesn't happen to normal people who actually do things with their hands. Blisters is the number one sign of someone who leads an incredibly sedentary lifestyle.

>>718200592
>Blisters is the number one sign of someone who leads an incredibly sedentary lifestyle.
Not getting blisters in the middle of your palm means you are pushing a broom or mop around all day.
Good job telling everyone you're a janny.

>>718200682
>can't conceive of any activity other than that
Clearly you've never had to chop your own firewood.

>>718195139
>suing for the minor injuries
The real slimy criminal shit was the fact that those minigames were designed to trash the analog sticks so you'd have to buy a new controller. My friend, who was the one we'd always visit to play games, ended up with a fucking storage bin full of N64 controllers with limp wrecked sticks by the end of the system's lifespan. There's a reason why they sell aftermarket replacement sticks for N64 controllers these days.

>>718200592
no one was having kids do manual labor at the time.

>>718194383 (OP)
>caused blister in middle of hand
>"shredded it up their entire hand"
Classic zoomer exaggeration

>>718202981
Thanks, entered for this classic