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Anonymous No.718195167 >>718195239 >>718195815 >>718195832 >>718195841 >>718196198 >>718196574 >>718196636 >>718196887 >>718196920 >>718197214 >>718197671 >>718198182 >>718198706
have you ever given up on a game cause of the difficulty?
Anonymous No.718195239 >>718195641 >>718195716 >>718195769
>>718195167 (OP)
I dated a crazy girl who gave me herpes and broke my heart so i'm basically done with women. Filtered, even.
Anonymous No.718195640 >>718195759 >>718195829 >>718197036 >>718198291 >>718198453
inb4 it's someone with a very obvious and fixable reason that they're not getting matches
Anonymous No.718195641
>>718195239
Damn
Fuck even
Anonymous No.718195708 >>718199083
women dont need men, simple as
Anonymous No.718195716 >>718196507
>>718195239
i dated a girl that gave me love, then broke my heart and now calls me to hookup and chat
Anonymous No.718195759
>>718195640
You mean like omitting women from the criteria?
Anonymous No.718195769 >>718195867
>>718195239
Do you have herpes forever?
Anonymous No.718195815 >>718196785
>>718195167 (OP)
Halo 2 on Legendary. I decided to tone it down to Heroic so it wouldn't be a slog.
Anonymous No.718195829 >>718195890 >>718197675
>>718195640
just fix your height and face bro its not that hard ffs you inkwells just refuse to grow 1+ foot taller and have perfectly angled and chiseled faces
Anonymous No.718195832 >>718196034 >>718196239
>>718195167 (OP)
I have never dated a girl and I’m 30.
Having a legitimate friendship and romance with a woman sounds alien. I have to spend the majority of my day with such a person, and get along.
Anonymous No.718195841
>>718195167 (OP)
The date? She used him for a meal and ghosted him afterwards.
Anonymous No.718195867 >>718196380 >>718198074
>>718195769
Yes, lip herpes is uncurable
But almost everyone has it. Its a dormant virus sometimes it goes years without showing up. Then one day you have a pimple on your lip. Then after a week it goes dormant again.
Anonymous No.718195890 >>718196254
>>718195829
people say this and then you trace the article/post back and it's a morbidly obese man with pink dread locks or someone that has 'I have HIV' on their profile.
Anonymous No.718195901
0 swipes
0 dates
Content and happy
Unvaxxed
Schizoid superpower
Anonymous No.718196034
>>718195832
That's weird, I don't remember posting this...
Anonymous No.718196198
>>718195167 (OP)
Isn't this from the bald guy with a porn shirt whose profile is a picture of him with a fish? dude never stood a chance
Anonymous No.718196239 >>718196794
>>718195832
All my friends that are constantly hitting every app to get huzz on the weekend are always 3 steps away from living in their car and genuinely depressed/alcoholics/drug addicts
Anonymous No.718196254 >>718196445
>>718195890
>or someone that has 'I have HIV' on their profile
"I am a convicted pedophile and I intend to do it again, single mothers hit me up" is a thousand thousand times worse and it still didn't stop women when attached to a male model's pics
Anonymous No.718196380 >>718196757
>>718195867
How visible is it? When it shows up can you just squeeze it or carve out the skin or something? I've heard that you can have mouth herpes without it ever showing up.
Anonymous No.718196445 >>718196676 >>718197793 >>718198114 >>718199453
>>718196254
I'm just saying if you're not getting ANY matches at all, it's because you're fat or physically deformed. The only women that care that much about height, hair, and money aren't worth buying dinner for whether you're good looking or not.
Anonymous No.718196507
>>718195716
Anon, you don't have to lie to sound cool.
Anonymous No.718196574
>>718195167 (OP)
how come they never show you what the guy looks like
Anonymous No.718196636
>>718195167 (OP)
I decreased the difficulty by moving to glorious Nippon, now I’m married with a side piece
Anonymous No.718196676
>>718196445
>The only women that care that much about height, hair, and money
Literally all women

He should change "no matches" to "no dates" as this is what really happens to ~80% of men
Anonymous No.718196757 >>718196872 >>718197007 >>718197556 >>718197862
>>718196380
There are a million products for it. Including some "invisible" bandaids for it. Its not a big issue really. It goes away very fast and like I said sometimes its years before it comes back.
Almost everyone has it because all it takes is you kissing someone with it and you have it too.
Anonymous No.718196785
>>718195815
Halo on Legendary is one of those few games that are actually fun in the highest difficulty rather than annoying.
Anonymous No.718196786
I preemptively gave up on ever asking girls out back in middle school. It all seemed so demeaning even then, and now look at the situation.
Anonymous No.718196794
>>718196239
>Friend slept with over 100 women before we turned 25
>Is now homeless and unemployable
Built his character poorly for the endgame
Anonymous No.718196872
>>718196757
I've never kissed any girls ever
Anonymous No.718196887
>>718195167 (OP)
These dating apps are a money making machine preying on sub-7 men.
Anonymous No.718196920
>>718195167 (OP)
Lol if you want to win at that game called tinder you need to hit the gym
Anonymous No.718197007 >>718197520 >>718197556
>>718196757
>Almost everyone has it
This is bugcatcher cope btw
Anonymous No.718197036 >>718197219 >>718197287
>>718195640
he is chubby and every photo involves him holding a fish. his bio was also ass it said that he doesn't drink and only wants to fish.
Anonymous No.718197187
Its just that simple
Anonymous No.718197214 >>718197373 >>718197391 >>718197812 >>718197836 >>718198601 >>718199364
>>718195167 (OP)
Anonymous No.718197219
>>718197036
>is bio was also ass it said that he doesn't drink and only wants to fish.

Too based for women
Anonymous No.718197287
>>718197036
That's unfortunate considering 99% of women are addicted to alcohol or drugs
Anonymous No.718197373 >>718197572 >>718198487
>>718197214
You people do realize that fish is actually disgusting? Its wet and slimy and ugly to look at.
Girls love looking at qt things.
I can fucking guarantee you he wouldve gotten AT LEAST 100% more matches if that was his photo with dog or car instead

You retards are unsalvagable
Anonymous No.718197391 >>718197740 >>718199364
>>718197214
he should lose some weight first of all
Anonymous No.718197520 >>718198165
>>718197007
Actually it isn't. Every 10 humans 7 have it
Anonymous No.718197556
>>718196757
>>718197007
Can you get vaxxed against it?
Anonymous No.718197572 >>718197718
>>718197373
>t. never been laid
P.S. fisherman who own their own boats are all married and well to do, weird huh
Anonymous No.718197671 >>718199105
>>718195167 (OP)
I spent 5 years age 20-25 playing the tinder game daily. I lived in a college town so there were always new people.
Never made it to a single date.
Thousands of swipes and nothing. I think I got maybe 10 girls to respond to messages after matching and the majority of them insulted me.
Why match just to mock me?
Anonymous No.718197675
>>718195829
You're missing the best picture where he's again holding a fish but also wearing a "sit ya ass on my face" shirt.
Anonymous No.718197718
>>718197572
Yes, because they are reliable man with honest work.
I can also bet 90% of them are married to someone they knew since school/college/irl

Not fucking tinder where you dont know jackshit about your possible date
Anonymous No.718197740
>>718197391
he's not fat at all but he seems to have the JD Vance moon face
Anonymous No.718197793
>>718196445
Women swipe left on NINETY-FIVE PERCENT of men. You have no idea know what the fuck you're talking about.
Anonymous No.718197812 >>718199364
>>718197214
Lol if the nigga just lost 10 pounds i promise you he would be rolling in pussy take those same picks minus it by 10 pounds he get more matches massive pause i hate commenting on other men looks
Anonymous No.718197836 >>718198051 >>718199364
>>718197214
needs to get rid off the reddit beard and soi glasses
Anonymous No.718197862 >>718198113
>>718196757
>Almost everyone has it because all it takes is you kissing someone with it and you have it too.
I got it but I've never been kissed.
I picked up a glass of lemonade that was just sitting around in the kitchen and drank out of it and then my mom told me to spit it out, the roofer drank from that.
Anonymous No.718197872 >>718199160
how do I get a virgin gf, I dont care if shes fat, ugly, and awkward I just want to do all the sappy romanceshit like going to the beach or having a picnic in the park
Anonymous No.718197935 >>718198812 >>718199160
>Date a few times as a teenager
>Miserable experience
>Swear off dating and women (Not in a bitter hateful way but just dont want to deal with them way)
>Hit my early 30s content with no relationships
>Girl approaches me and wins me over, decide fuck it, it's been over 10 years, give it another shot
>Miserable experience, break it off after about 8 months
I prefer dying alone at this point, unfortunately.
Anonymous No.718198051 >>718199250
>>718197836
Lol dont fall for the remove beard trick thats your lion's mane having no beard is just a massive L
Anonymous No.718198074 >>718198165
>>718195867
>almost everyone has it
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.718198113
>>718197862
>an indirect kiss from a roofer gives a kissless anon herpes
So fucking over.
Anonymous No.718198114 >>718198203
>>718196445
Women are fatter than men and it doesn't stop them from getting matches.
Anonymous No.718198140 >>718198203
Womans sex drives are way lower than an average man ( like 20- 100 times lower ). Therefore there is a difference in interest
Anonymous No.718198165
>>718198074
>>718197520
Anonymous No.718198182
>>718195167 (OP)
How ugly were those 38k women he swiped left?
Anonymous No.718198203 >>718199160
>>718198114
Men have zero standards and will fuck dead animals also >>718198140
Anonymous No.718198260
ok but I figured the original anon meant genital herpes, the thing people usually mean when talking about getting a virus from a sexual partner, and I assume more unpleasant then cold sores.
Anonymous No.718198291 >>718199160
>>718195640
tinder is specifically designed to not give matches to average looking guys and to give like the top single digit percent of guys harems because it makes tinder more money that way
Anonymous No.718198325 >>718199160
the fact that infidelity is so common has put me off relationships forever, nothing but a quick fuck for me, i refuse to be the sucker who gets cheated on

one time i did fall in love, had the most dream like sex of my life many times i was so happy, but at one point she wanted something serious, i had to let her go

most painful decision in my life but i know it was a smart one, having "the one" sleep with another man would have been suicide inducing
Anonymous No.718198453
>>718195640
If you swipe right on 2 million people the app is 100% going to think you're a bot and make it so you almost never show up in anyones feed
Anonymous No.718198487
>>718197373
>image of a car
So...flexing your shit...
>Image of a dog
quick tip from someone that used tinder exclusively to prove a point to a friend long time ago... everyone posts that and often it'll scream you have no hobbies unless bio states otherwise.
Let me give you fags actual advice... but in this case the kind i know it'll stick with most of y'all, since nothing else besides easly digestible terms will stick...
>stop treating girls as individuals.Treat them as npcs in an rpg
>just like in a rpg,unless you're an endgame character you'll rarely be an end all be all.
>Min max for your specialty (understand what kind of girls you like and what they like)
>take a shower
>eat healthy
>hit the gym (no, not for muscles just so you don't look like a twig, if you're slim fit you can skip this one for tinder)
>You're conventionally attractive?
good most of the heavy lifting will be done by that
>you are not conventionally atractive?
You're kinda cooked but not the end of the world, you just have to pull your punches in the long run more.
Learn how to talk, develop your charm, start to read the room and the girl you talk to, most don't even hide their shit.
>you fail
Tough luck buddy, that's life for ya, but just like in some rogue lites, you start from the bottom with your skills so you do only half the lifting
>b-but what should I even say?
Be yourself, or partially yourself at least as a beginning level.
No, not because most girls give a shit about who you are but so you can practice without having to also bs your way through things, you are in a training session not a competitive match, walk first run later.
>Past what I call "the filther"
Once you are good enough you spice up your game, a few charming words here, a few sweet lies there, you'll start to build a persona then you keep it until you get bored then you move on.
>average time estimation to achieve what I descirbed?
Anyhting from a week to a month depending on how much of an animal y'all are.
Anonymous No.718198601
I play dating sims whenever I feel like talking to (virtual) women.

>>718197214
He looks completely normal, must be the algorithm not favoring him.
Anonymous No.718198706
>>718195167 (OP)
Gave it a try during my teens and got 3 dates tops. No kisses and definetly didn't score.
I also fumbled a girl in my preteens I genuinely loved but didn't act on it because I was an insecure retard who didn't know his own feelings at the time.
Searched her up a few years ago and she drank the american left koolaid.
Game fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.718198812
>>718197935
Westoid women are kinda horrible so I don't blame you. You have to deal with all the problems of a typical woman 1000 times over and they don't even know how to do basic shit like cooking, cleaning, child rearing etc.

Unless you have a geunine gem of a woman, dating and relationships are pretty much a timesink that you could use to either gain some skills or at the very least, treat yourself and do something you genuinely like. You really aren't missing anything by not engaging with that nonsense.
Anonymous No.718199032
i lost my virginity to a guy on grindr and then i got fucked by a bunch more over the next two weeks and then stopped because jerking off by myself is better because I'm autistic and make it as mind-blowing as possible
still never fucked a girl but I have touched one's thigh and cuddled/held hands a few times
women never put in any effort
Anonymous No.718199083
>>718195708
not individually, but aggregate as the state
Anonymous No.718199105
>>718197671
>Why match just to mock me?
answer is insecurity anon, most of these girls either get a kick out of it or they have bigger issues that boil down to them only feeling empowered by trying to put down someone else so they don't feel as hollow.
Take pride in knowing you're playing the game on a harder difficulty and that you can still beat team at their own game if you paly it nicce enough
Anonymous No.718199160
>>718197872
>how do I get a virgin gf, I dont care if shes fat, ugly, and awkward I just want to do all the sappy romanceshit like going to the beach or having a picnic in the park
rare currency in this market anon. you have bigger chances to find wealth than a honest chill girl with no portofolio...
>>718197935
Similar to what I call the "seer's curse", once you understand the game and the people even if you can, you feel too disgusted to want to.
>>718198203
this. Some outliars but that's the norm
>>718198291
ding ding ding.
>>718198325
I get ya.
Anonymous No.718199250
>>718198051
>thats your lion's mane
SAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM IT!! WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT SAAAAAAAAAR!!!
Anonymous No.718199364
>>718197391
>>718197812
>>718197836
>>718197214
He just needs to manifest his sweetheart princess harder
Anonymous No.718199453
>>718196445
>The only women that care that much about height, hair, and money aren't worth buying dinner for
I agree. Women aren't worth it.