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Anonymous No.718195941 >>718196414 >>718196857
Another Package has Arrived
Oh shit it's that time again! What could be inside?
Anonymous No.718195979 >>718196065 >>718196857
Surgery has been performed on the box... What is staring at the lizard from the void within?
Anonymous No.718196065 >>718196157
>>718195979
you are white
Anonymous No.718196157
What the fuck is that thing...
It looks like it wants to give me a tutorial.
>>718196065
Yes the house is just dirty because I live like Dinotendies.
Anonymous No.718196329 >>718196674
The creature is loose!
Anonymous No.718196398
But wait! Who's that on the grassy knoll???
Anonymous No.718196414 >>718196470
>>718195941 (OP)
hi russian
Anonymous No.718196470 >>718196674 >>718197321
It's okay they're friends, actually.
>>718196414
It's from a ukranian seller on Etsy.
Anonymous No.718196568
Bonus with my cat who's soaked from the rain.
He actually knocked on the door to be let in while I was taking these pictures, it was surreal.
Anonymous No.718196612
CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN FLOOR
Anonymous No.718196674 >>718196762 >>718197523
>>718196329
>>718196470
Niggga are you a 9yo girl or what?
and what's with vidya plushies lately
Anonymous No.718196762 >>718197173
>>718196674
They're fuckin' cute, fuck you.
Also the Bow one is actually great for resting my head on in bed. I got this Chippy one because the seller noticed I was shilling for him, so he gave me a big-ass discount code.
Anonymous No.718196849
>That floor
Anonymous No.718196857 >>718196965 >>718197457
>>718195941 (OP)
>>718195979
My dream is to have a lizard fren, a bird fren and a monke fren and go on adventures together.
Anonymous No.718196965 >>718197038
>>718196857
The only thing that my lizard fears is birds (And planes since they're giant louder birds). Maybe if they were raised together, they'd get along.
Anonymous No.718197030 >>718197136
this storyline is too complicated for me, what was the lizard's motivation?
Anonymous No.718197038 >>718197136
>>718196965
did you ever lick your lizard
Anonymous No.718197136 >>718197236
>>718197030
I give her worms and headpats.
>>718197038
Gentle smooches on the head and back, and I will stick my tongue out her when she does it at me. It kind of confuses her and she'll keep doing it a few more times while staring at me.
Anonymous No.718197173 >>718197329
>>718196762
I like your lizard he is cute
Anonymous No.718197236 >>718197329
>>718197136
her texture seems like would feel great on your tongue
Anonymous No.718197321 >>718197485
>>718196470
>Ukrainian seller on Etsy
Might do business with them for my own devices. What's the seller's name?
Anonymous No.718197329
>>718197173
She's trying her very best.
>>718197236
Her belly is super, super soft so she can sleep on sharp rocks and shit. I'd imagine kissing it would feel great, since it's very nice having her rest on my neck. Sadly she can't breathe properly if turned upside down.
Anonymous No.718197402 >>718197485
how long do lizzies live
Anonymous No.718197457
>>718196857
oh FUCK forgot I'd also have a rat fren
rat lizard monke bird
Anonymous No.718197485
This thread can now devolve into orb posting or whatever.
>>718197321
PlushAndJoyToys.
He's got some pretty rad shit in there, like Madness plushies.
>>718197402
About fifteen years if you do it right, for bearded dragons at least.
Anonymous No.718197523 >>718197607
>>718196674
He wants to fuck them.
Anonymous No.718197607
>>718197523
If they were real and alive, of course.
I'm not enough of a degenerate to fuck lifeless fabric.