Thread 718200570

'ick in 'cast

>>718200570 (OP)
This is why I come to v

>>718200651
This is why I'm leaving /v/

>>718200570 (OP)
You were preyed upon and groomed into a sex cult.

>>718200570 (OP)
similar dick, why are we cursed to such small sizes

>>718200570 (OP)
Leonam??

>>718200570 (OP)
>>718200737
>mutilated dry mutt golems
yuck

>>718200570 (OP)
>>718200737
do women actually get turned on by this

By golly this isn't my sega bass fishing controller!

>>718200772
No.

When are you going to start taking ozempic? Imagine how much bigger your 'ick would look without all that padding.

'imple 's

>>718200772
if it's uncut, moist and pretty like mine then yeah

>>718200772
No, most women hate dicks

>>718200570 (OP)
DMU - Dick Memory Unit

>>718200570 (OP)
you are 40 years old, what the fuck

>>718200737
RIP

>be OP
>microdick
>feel obligated to show it to everyone all the time for no reason at all

>>718200772
op of that pic believe it or not yes

dont let porn kill your self esteem women are dirty like us :)

>>718200570 (OP)
>His parents fell for jewish tricks and mutilated him

>>718200570 (OP)
>'ick in 'cast
Dick in Dcast? Dreamick in Dreamcast?

I unironically look exactly like this even have red acne and the same circumcision lenth.

that is not what the VMU viewport is for

>>718200913
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
https://derp.ibooru.org/2174468
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/10/20/2174468__safe_fluttershy_pony_crying_female_gun_mare_meme_pepe+the+frog_sad_shitposting_simple+background_trolling_weapon.png

Thought you'd be a hero just by posting this, didn't you?
>>>/bant/23118409

>>718200860
why do you keep saying moist, anon? precum and its associated moistness is by far the worst part of the dick for all women

here's a trick though: if you plan on getting laid with someone new, rub some lube on your dick a few hours prior, letting it dry. when you go to enter her it'll rehydrated and it'll make her seem like she is super wet, and women live a life of memes so she'll think that means she's turned on which in turn will turn her on

>>718200570 (OP)
>>718200737
I wanted to kill myself but you made me remember my penis is not mutilated and now I feel better
Thanks

>>718200910
wtf does this mean

>>718200938
Women only get turned on by words and delusions inside their heads

im more of a fan of the original decker

why is /v/ so fucking fat?

>>718200570 (OP)
I'm surprised I never considered this.

>>718200997
This reads a bit like a shitpost but this is actually extremely accurate

>>718200997
and pictures

absolute state of these mutilated amerijews dicks JUST

>>718200930
>A micropenis is stretched penile length equal to or less than 1.9 cm (0.75 in) in term infants, and 9.3 cm (3.67 in) in adults.

op looks to be close to 5 in

>>718201045
only if they're included in them

>thread about games
>dead and archived
>thread about dicks
>35 replies in 10 minutes

>>718201014
That fat, hairy, ugly belly and chode cock jizzing has some strange appeal. I'd like him to ejaculate on my original character.

>>718200772
Women apparently find the back and shoulders the most visually appealing on men, pecs to a lesser degree, genitals meh.

>>718200984
jesus fucking diabolical lol

>>718201073
problem?

>>718200984
>here's a trick though: if you plan on getting laid with someone new, rub some lube on your dick a few hours prior, letting it dry. when you go to enter her it'll rehydrated and it'll make her seem like she is super wet, and women live a life of memes so she'll think that means she's turned on which in turn will turn her on
i believe this

>>718200570 (OP)
>>718200730
need to frot with these ecker bears

>>718200910
>>718201070
>>718200989
4 incher

>>718201030
Most of humanity is obese nowadays.

>>718201070
its all about the angels