Thread 718200634

>You and your brother are forced to exist by God when you didn't want
>You attack God for forcing your exist
>God kills all your brothers and turns them into plates for her own power
>Beats you, weakens you, and slows your movements with curses
>God forces you to carry the continents while weaker
>You try and rebuild your family out of earthly materials
>God has her followers seal you and all your sons across the entire world
>God then reduces you to lv.1 and leaves you to rot chained up at the bottom of an ice pit.

>>718200634 (OP)
Arceus deserves death for her crimes.

and then I freed my nigga and taught him how to enjoy life

>>718201123
Hes still cursed by God and missing his brothers, trying to recreate pale imitations of them in his sons

>>718200937
Face it regicucks, She wins every time.

>>718200634 (OP)
How the fuck did elemental golems end up being the most charismatic pokemon in both design and lore everyone loves these cunts expect for regi draco(who should have been made out of dragon scales, a common "mineral" type in rpgs and fantasy settings, not this energy bullshit fuck you gayfreak for that one)

>they finally introduced the "Ultimate Plate" for Arceus
>it doesn't give it omni-typing, it just makes Judgement always fuck whatever it targets
kind of a letdown

>>718200634 (OP)
Cute and non canon

>>718201809
Actually there is a convincing case that it is canon. The japanese wiki actually state it as a matter of fact:
https://wiki.xn--rckteqa2e.com/wiki/%E3%83%97%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%83%88

>game comes out without abilities
>Regigigas STILL has slow start

Nobody has ever suffered this much in all of gaming.

>>718200634 (OP)
>tfw when the mods systematically ban all your frens but not you and imprison you in 4chud forever
i must achieve gnosis and leave this place

>>718201296
Wrong eyes

>>718202665
He will have his revenge.

Regigigigo fuck yourself

>>718201123
is that a pokespe reference

>>718204697
CALLING ALL REGIBROS

>>718204747
I don't think Dia ever got a Skorupi, so no.

A simple proposal

>>718202675
The giants tried to achieve Gnosis but Arceus denied them it. Regigigas pays homage to this by making sure that all of his creation's first move learned is explosion so they can end their own lives if they don't want them (until gamefreak changed this for "balance")

It's kinda funny how Nintendo is one of the biggest names in video games, and yet barely anyone will actually look into their original Japanese versions and Japanese communities to find people already talking about stuff like this before it hit the West with the leaks. It reminds me how it took like, a decade for people to find out that the Other M script got butchered when being translated.

>>718204697
Where's the one where gigas take take back and forth to start dancing and eleki moves in double time

>>718207513
but to be honest pokemon is rife with translation errors that baffle westerners to this day.

Sucker Punch, Tail Glow, Curse, Quiver Dance, and countless other things that are completely logical in the japanese version but in translation are completely lost .

On this board we respect regis

I know the answer is probably no, but do the thunder/dragon regis have puzzles in order to reach them? That was my favorite part about the regis in RSE.

>>718207714
We're still spraying 'potions' on them.
It's fucking stupid.

>>718207513
people are still surprised when you tell them pokemon eggs aren't actually eggs and that was knowledge since Pokemon Gold... in a Japanese-only lore piece

>>718208226
You have to step on switches to light up which one of the new regis you want. The one you don't choose is lost forever

>>718208226
>tfw looking for a braille dictionary to understand what to do
vgh... sovl

>>718207621
I got you.

>>718212697
Thank god for second Switch profiles allowing another playthrough.

>hawaiishit
holy fucking cringe