Thread 718206071

113 posts 34 images /v/

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:44:44 AM No.718206071 >>718206423 >>718206584 >>718206692 >>718206956 >>718207129 >>718207185 >>718207575 >>718207893 >>718208124 >>718208951 >>718209001 >>718209947 >>718209978 >>718210629 >>718211048 >>718211180 >>718211974 >>718216219 >>718217082 >>718219762 >>718222337

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:46:03 AM No.718206134 >>718206692

GROK IS THIS REAL

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:46:22 AM No.718206145

Gabe has been at least 80 years old for the last 30 years, you can't fool me.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:47:12 AM No.718206191 >>718206231 >>718210684

HOLY FUCK GABE'S DEAD BODY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:47:59 AM No.718206231

>>718206191
He always said when he died his last wish was to be catapulted across the US.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:48:02 AM No.718206235

GROK HOW DO I KILL MYSELF

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:48:10 AM No.718206241 >>718206294

When Gabe eventually croaks, there will be a pinned post on /v/

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:49:09 AM No.718206289

Show me in the screenshot!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:49:18 AM No.718206294 >>718207093

>>718206241
What if he lives forever?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:50:13 AM No.718206345 >>718216067 >>718220717

He took his yacht too close to Israel and the IDF mistook his dinner of fifty shipping containers full of twinkies as aid supplies for Palestinians, so they blew him out of the water. RIP.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:51:49 AM No.718206423 >>718216519

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>>718206071 (OP)
Rumors say that, after suffering his whole life, with his last breath, he said: I'm 3!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:53:12 AM No.718206505

Bros?! Are my games okay???!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:54:34 AM No.718206582 >>718206603 >>718206943 >>718207409 >>718207575 >>718207952 >>718210191 >>718210880 >>718216346 >>718216663 >>718221269

I like how a Twitter screenshot format is immediately believed by most of /v/ now. Shut down the board.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:54:36 AM No.718206584

>>718206071 (OP)
He's probably a trillion dollars now. He has access to the top doctors in the world. He's going to live until 120.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:55:12 AM No.718206603 >>718206859 >>718207176 >>718209841 >>718210134 >>718220753

>>718206582
you know its fucked when /a/ banned twitter threads but not /v/

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:57:22 AM No.718206692 >>718219634 >>718222435

>>718206071 (OP)
>>718206134
'fraid so

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:00:49 AM No.718206859 >>718210520

>>718206603
Cause /v/'s a designated glowie playground while /a/ isn't

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:02:31 AM No.718206943

>>718206582
Nobody in this thread has fallen for it.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:02:43 AM No.718206956 >>718207620

>>718206071 (OP)
>Literal Reddit post put in a fake-tweet generator

Can't get higher quality than this. Fuck you nigger.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:04:13 AM No.718207024

Gaben is 62, so is this post from the future???

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:06:17 AM No.718207093 >>718210663 >>718219192 >>718220691 >>718221168

>>718206294
No one lives forever

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:07:04 AM No.718207129 >>718207413

>>718206071 (OP)
he never existed

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:07:54 AM No.718207164 >>718207245 >>718207575 >>718212051 >>718216117 >>718221303

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:08:05 AM No.718207176 >>718207801 >>718207919 >>718207957 >>718208130

>>718206603
cause a is plebbit moderated by plebbit zealots

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:08:18 AM No.718207185

>>718206071 (OP)
it was worth the weight

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:09:31 AM No.718207245

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>>718207164

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:13:21 AM No.718207409

>>718206582
Its a joke thread and everyone is making joke replies. How about you see what the fuck is going on before going on your cry tantrums

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:13:29 AM No.718207413

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>>718207129
>he never existed

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:15:57 AM No.718207537

gabe newell age 407 has kissed me on the lips live on national television

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:16:52 AM No.718207575

>>718206071 (OP)
>>718207164
>>718206582
>67
SIX SEEEVEEEENNN
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY1FzQkjhhA

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:17:39 AM No.718207620

>>718206956
Reddit is unironically better than 4chan.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:21:57 AM No.718207801

>>718207176
I NEEED MY SHITTER THREADS YOU STUPUD FUCKING CHUDS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:24:05 AM No.718207893

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>>718206071 (OP)
>didn't even make it to 69 for the funny meme number

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:24:47 AM No.718207919

>>718207176
What horrible layer of hell have I ended up in where removing dogshit twitter threads from somebody no one gives a shit about, 99% of the time not even in the industry, is reddit?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:25:44 AM No.718207952

>>718206582
read, faggot

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:25:52 AM No.718207957 >>718210887

>>718207176
What is it like being the cancer that killed this website?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:29:27 AM No.718208124

>>718206071 (OP)
Yes! It is so over for Linux gaming now.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:29:33 AM No.718208130 >>718210887 >>718215217

>>718207176
no /a/ janny ever banned me for saying nigger

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:45:30 AM No.718208951

>>718206071 (OP)
isn’t he skinny now because of ozempic?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:46:23 AM No.718209001

>>718206071 (OP)
I wish

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:57:19 AM No.718209516 >>718209605

So whos the heir to Valve anyway?
Will he leave a Prince?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:58:56 AM No.718209605

>>718209516
>So whos the heir to Valve anyway?
Tim Epic once Valve goes public.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:03:54 AM No.718209841 >>718209914

>>718206603
Wait for real?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:05:33 AM No.718209914 >>718210226 >>718210292 >>718210394 >>718219698

>>718209841
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281315068/#q281315068
one example

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:06:15 AM No.718209947

>>718206071 (OP)
based

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:06:57 AM No.718209978

>>718206071 (OP)
fake but S maybe

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:10:15 AM No.718210134 >>718216509

>>718206603
No joke, /v/tards are too braindead stupid to even bother policing. Its like trying to teach a retard to write their name properly.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:11:24 AM No.718210191

>>718206582
holy newfag

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:12:16 AM No.718210226 >>718210358 >>718210595 >>718216924

>>718209914
>it was a public ban
I might have to start browsing /a/ more

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:13:47 AM No.718210292 >>718210358

>>718209914
holy based mods

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:14:53 AM No.718210358

>>718210226
>>718210292
heres another
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279380873/#q279380873

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:15:45 AM No.718210394

>>718209914
okay time to frequent /a/ more

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:18:07 AM No.718210520

>>718206859
being a nexon/chaebol playground is not any better

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:19:41 AM No.718210595 >>718219393

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>>718210226
>public ban
IF /v/ IS GOING TO BE THE FUCKING GARBAGE DUMP BOARD THEY CAN AT LEAST HAVE FUN WITH IT AND BAN PEOPLE PUBLICLY

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:20:23 AM No.718210629

>>718206071 (OP)
Cool. Call me when he resurrects as Gaben the White.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:21:09 AM No.718210663

>>718207093
That's what the brain computer interface is for.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:21:32 AM No.718210684

>>718206191

did you get any of his gold?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:25:59 AM No.718210880

>>718206582
website*

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:26:05 AM No.718210887 >>718211017 >>718211115 >>718211147 >>718217050

>>718208130
they del/ban for anything and everything the dislike, even when its on topic

>>718207957
>I want strict moderation
then why are you even here? help yourself to moderated save spaces

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:28:50 AM No.718211017 >>718211352

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>>718210887
go to /b/
you won't because it's a fucking cesspit even by 4chan standards
enjoy /v/ for what it is, so big the mods don't want to do anything with it at all (even stuff that would make their own lives easier like word filters) but because it's so populated they have to

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:29:37 AM No.718211048

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>>718206071 (OP)
Rest in Pieces.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:30:48 AM No.718211115 >>718211352

>>718210887
>>I want strict moderation
Yes

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:31:54 AM No.718211147 >>718211352

>>718210887
>save spaces
you know what strict moderation would get me? less brown esl zoomoids like you shitting up the place, that's for sure.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:32:41 AM No.718211180

>>718206071 (OP)
I do not care about Reddit Newell, if he dies then whatever

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:35:39 AM No.718211297

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Well, looks like someone managed to stop the Gaben huh

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:36:44 AM No.718211352 >>718211536 >>718211821 >>718211853

>>718211017
>>718211115
>>718211147
You have to go back.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:41:01 AM No.718211536

>>718211352
to 4x2chan? gladly

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:47:11 AM No.718211821

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>>718211352
>g-go back chud....
TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES YOU DUMB GORILLA RAPING NIGGER

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:48:02 AM No.718211853

>>718211352
we did reddit!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:50:27 AM No.718211974 >>718212049

>>718206071 (OP)
Goodnight sweet prince

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:52:11 AM No.718212049

>>718211974
upvoted

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 7:52:14 AM No.718212051

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>>718207164

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:02:31 AM No.718215217

>>718208130
I don't believe that for a second

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:24:52 AM No.718216067

>>718206345
kek

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:26:14 AM No.718216114

POSTING IN STICKY

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:26:18 AM No.718216117

>>718207164
>It’s real

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:28:37 AM No.718216219

>>718206071 (OP)
Its real my dad works at nintendo

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:29:15 AM No.718216248

gaben was born November 3, 1962 btw

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:31:36 AM No.718216346

>>718206582
What a retard.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:36:16 AM No.718216509

>>718210134
Anons on /v/ would probably completely sperg out and shit things up even more if mods actually publicly banned people for garbage.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:36:35 AM No.718216519

>>718206423
cringe. unfunny. not even a pun.
you need to ack yourself, faggot.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:38:27 AM No.718216602

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
ANOTHER RUMOR IN THE NIGHT

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:40:07 AM No.718216663

>>718206582
>everyone but me is an idiot!
>proceeds to prove he's an idiot
lol lmao

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:41:01 AM No.718216694

TURN ON YOUR TV ANY CHANNEL

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:42:50 AM No.718216769

May his passing grant us some actual good fucking games.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:46:54 AM No.718216924

>>718210226
Don't, they have worse taste than /v/.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:48:23 AM No.718216984

It's sooooooooo le ebin to le lie to le gentlesirs on le interwebs for le fun. Le being a le sociopath is very very very le ebin.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:48:49 AM No.718217002

RIP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:50:07 AM No.718217050

>>718210887
Remember, you'll never be a real anon. You'll always be an ESL tourist that breached the gates and changed everything for the worse to suit them. You revile boards like /a/ because it's one of the few places on this site that still has enough shreds of culture to gatekeep you. You've been given connections to the entire world and you do nothing but make this website, and the internet as a whole, a worse and less unique place. Everybody here would benefit just a little if you were never born.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:50:54 AM No.718217082

>>718206071 (OP)
oh shit it's real.
F
shouldn't have made Visa look bad

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:48:56 AM No.718219151

fake and gay

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:50:09 AM No.718219192

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>>718207093

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 10:56:11 AM No.718219393 >>718219546

>>718210595
Agreed. Stealth moderation is the most retarded thing. Newfags need to see what's allowed and what's not. Also terminally online losers have very frail egos so if they get online humiliated they might think twice before doing it again. (Or maybe they'll just flip out and start spamming porn, whatever.)
We need more public bans as well as samefag reveals like they do on other chans.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:00:30 AM No.718219546

>>718219393
There is no moderation anymore.
Case in point, one of the few generals on /jp/ that I used to visit has been infested by one guy posting off topic shit for 2 years now.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:02:46 AM No.718219634

>>718206692
>92
Checked

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:04:34 AM No.718219698 >>718222427

>>718209914
>public ban announcements
why's that shit so rare outside of sticky threads? i guess posts just aren't worth turning into laughing stocks if they can just get deleted.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:04:58 AM No.718219713 >>718219756

Moment Gaben dies, Steam dies

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:06:21 AM No.718219753

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:06:25 AM No.718219756

>>718219713
Dont worry, he signed it all off to me.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:06:43 AM No.718219762 >>718219837

>>718206071 (OP)
Is this the founder of 4chan?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:07:53 AM No.718219803

The man who made us happy nothing-owners RIP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:08:49 AM No.718219837

>>718219762
no that is mark zuckerberg

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:32:26 AM No.718220691 >>718221128

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>>718207093

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:33:03 AM No.718220717

>>718206345
rest in pasta

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:34:08 AM No.718220753

>>718206603
/a/ has one of the most dedicated jannies who actually does his job in cleaning it, if only the rest of the board could have something like him but nope

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:36:32 AM No.718220840

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:43:55 AM No.718221128

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>>718220691
codec fix

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:45:06 AM No.718221168

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>>718207093
codec fix

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:48:37 AM No.718221269

>>718206582
Literally nobody took this seriously. If gay ben died it'd be stickied for a week.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:49:33 AM No.718221303

>>718207164
This is expected.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:19:47 PM No.718222337

>>718206071 (OP)
cave johnson if he real

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:21:46 PM No.718222427

>>718219698
because current mods aren't fun and simultaneously take things too seriously while also not being fucked to actively clean boards

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:07 PM No.718222435

>>718206692
what happened in post of '92?