Thread 718206457

>go to eat cheese from fridge
>it has mold on it
>go to eat strawberries
>they're fuzzy
>go to run the kitchen sink to rinse out a cup
>the water smells like rotten eggs

>>718206457 (OP)
which video game is this again?

>>718206457 (OP)
Expand your Horizons Gibbs

Previous threads:
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/1479700532076.png/

Stop buying food that perishes quickly. Return to oatmeal (with honey and cinnamon) for breakfast and beans+rice for every other meal

Video Games?

why is OP like this

>>718207261
no love from his parents.

>>718206457 (OP)
you've been ritualposting this image along with your blog since sep 2021. are u ok op?

>>718206457 (OP)
Check your strawberries more thoroughly before you buy next time and eat them within a couple of days of purchase.

>>718206878
>my dad went in a gas station and was bitching about someone yelling on their phone about how rude it is to yell at someone you're angry at in public and how it makes you subhuman
>when he just yelled at me in public for getting out of the car and walking home while he yelled out the window calling me a selfish bastard because he swerved all over the road without looking and when I told him to not do that he started yelling at me and insulting me and playing the pity Olympics taking pride in being in more car crashes than me

>>718207261
Just a useless NEET.

>>718207150
Are you trying to kill him?

>>718207570
He's been doing this for way longer

>>718207570
Honestly, I'm glad to see a constant in my life like this. An unchanging idiot who complains non stop about everything, yet keeps living the exact same. The occasional reminder that yes, I do browse /v/ daily, and if I see him too much might need to ease down my usage.

>>718206878
>1132

lmao just die already
you refuse to do anything to change your situation
all you do is cry like a bitch to strangers who don't like you

>>718206878
>6 years of this
Holy crap just get a job like everyone else and move out. We get it, your parents suck. Just not living with them will make your life a ton easier.
Video ga- who cares at this point.

>>718207839
>ermmmmm what about the essential food groups? perhaps you should consult a nutritionist

>>718209065
I just meant methane poisoning but now that you mention it that too

>>718206457 (OP)
you guys are saying this faggot has still been blogging every few days since I was here in 2021? Good god, im in grad school now.

>>718209523
2019

OP is a fag. Either do something to fix your life or just kill yourself.

>>718206457 (OP)
maybe you should check food before you eat it retard

>>718206457 (OP)
>Retard who buys too much food and doesn't use it
>Retard who buys too much food and doesn't use it
>FUCKING GAS LINE RUPTURE

I hope you fucking explode retard.

Just cut the part of the cheese that has mold on it off

How do you guys not find enjoyment from OP's misery? Like, OP is comically miserable. I love imagining his situations play out like a sitcom.

>>718206878
Which is your favorite?

>>718206457 (OP)
Fuminori Sakisaka...

>>718209868
Not everyone is a retarded freak who would get along with shartytards.

Some people are normal and would prefer he just killed himself already so everyone else could be happier.

>>718206457 (OP)
hows the job search going?

>>718206878
jesus. it's this kind of poster that makes you sympathize with high school bullies

>>718206457 (OP)
you gotta care about yrself, i don't even let my hamster drink tap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvIky3B661s

pic is him having his first blackberry

>>718209876
Just jumping through it:
>Told dad to change the cat litter
>He yelled at me because I don't do anything around the house
Different thread.
>Cat pissed on my bed
Karma.

Honestly there's a lot of dubious "piss on my bed" posts. The fact that there's
>Accidentally drank my pissjug

>Accidentally spilled the pissjug on the bed

>I spilled "something" on my bed and tried licking it up so I don't have to do laundry.

Starting to think this faggot just loves piss.

>>718206457 (OP)
>water smells like rotten eggs
What the fuck kind of water are you drinking nigger? Indian river water?

>>718209635
think of all the changes in your life since then, while his has been the same

>>718206457 (OP)
Literal skill issue. Learn to cook so that you can plan meals so that you only buy enough food that you will actually eat it before it goes bad.
Also not video games.

>>718209928
i think those people that are not retarded freaks should probably return to whatever website they come from

>>718210059
>I spilled "something" on my bed and tried licking it up so I don't have to do laundry.
100% pissfag. This is some seriously ill shit

>>718210127
>Doesn't deny the first bit
You leave.

>>718209868
I just feel sorry for him. Either he actually is a depressed NEET, or he is a baiting faggot that makes up crap so that he can screenshot it for updoots and culture warring.

>>718209868
the situations are comical but him and his family are retarded and are complacent in their own stupidity, his parents should've never had him, by some fucked up luck he'll probably end up having a wife and kid continuing the cycle, probably only then realising/accepting that he's just like them

I like these threads because they remind me that at least I'm not as pathetic and dumb as OP.

>>718210101
Fracking problems, maybe?

>>718210263
He's 28. I give him 2 more years before he kills himself or dies in gutter somewhere after getting kicked out of the house.

Ritual threads are comfy, like a warm blanket on a cold winters night, /v/ wouldn't be the same without them.

>>718210319
you'd be surprised, this kind of stupid always seems to proliferate against all odds, his parents probably won't actually kick him out

>>718210263
Yeppp this is how BPD works for example. Insane chick meets a guy and gives him six months of lovebombing where she treats him like he is a superhero, then a switch breaks in her mind and she fucking despises him, flip-flopping between those states for a few more years before dropping the guy entirely. By then she's shat a few kids out who will grow up with the same disorder, and the cycle repeats. Gender roles can be reversed here too, but women usually get to keep the kids so it's worse when the woman is the BPD.

>>718210319
>28
>Can't drive
>Putting all of his secrets (if they aren't fake) on the internet.

>>718210376
They aren't "ritual" threads, they're pure schizophrenia.
I've completely lost any love for these godless faggots who spam every day because most of them go on to post in other threads. And when they do it's with the most soulless antipathy and spite to ruin everyone else's good time.

The fucking video butts brigades threads he doesn't like until they get deleted and that's enough to convince me anyone who makes threads like these every fucking day every fucking hour is just worthless.

>>718207150
>beans+rice for every other meal
this nigga cuban

I'm a 28 year old NEET and I'm fine, it's a skill issue

>>718207150
>Return to oatmeal (with honey and cinnamon)
get on my level faggot.

Youre supposed to pour chia seeds in your oatmeal to combat the omega 3:6 ratio.

>>718210763
>omega-3 and omega-6
pseudoscience. means nothing

>>718210763
>the omega 3:6 ratio.
the what

>>718210713
wait, why is everyone on /v/ my exact age? I thought I was around zoomers and 40 year old 90s kids.

These threads only serve to motivate me to get my shit together desu. I'm going back to school. I was laid off from my job, but I will be attending medical school. The next several years will be tough, but it'll pay off in the end. Wish me luck, bros.

>>718210809
Maybe we're clones

>>718210263
>complacent in their own stupidity
I think that this is the biggest issue. Just glancing at the latest few posts (assuming that he isn't just making things up), at least some of their issues are fixable and basically just a warning to not be a complacent unchanging NEET.

>>718210763
>chia seeds
pure estrogen

If I knew where you lived I'd beat the shit out of you. I sincerely await the day you die.

>>718210825
good luck competing with sanjeet (he will work for pocket lint) for the jobs

>>718210825
Good luck.

>>718210805
dumb reddit faggot

>>718210806
most of your poly fats is supposed to be omega 3. And you should be getting at least 1 gram of DHA omega 3 a day. ALA omega 3 in Chia seeds doesnt absorb but it prevents a bad omega 3:6 ratio which leads to inflammation.

the other fats are mono and saturated.

>>718210825
finish school, OP will be 37 years old complaining that hes getting evicted cause his parents died and he still cant drive.

>most of your poly fats is supposed to be omega 3. And you should be getting at least 1 gram of DHA omega 3 a day. ALA omega 3 in Chia seeds doesnt absorb but it prevents a bad omega 3:6 ratio which leads to inflammation.

>the other fats are mono and saturated.

>>718211095
bodied that freak

>>718210809
Im 28 as well. Something is definitely going on...

>Is a NEET
>Parents have bad health
>Keeps a cat anyway
Why? Sell the cat or give it to a shelter or something.

my grandad just ate whatever the fuck, smoked and drank and he died at 85. sure, he spent the last 30 years of his life in near constant pain from working construction, but thats life.

>>718206878
>>718209876
>i just got up to use the bathroom and my dad said the cat has diarrhea and I need to clean her right now and I said okay do you want me to shit on the floor and he got uppity with me and then my mom said maybe he shouldn't have bought shitty food and he started yelling saying what if he just got in the car and left and I screamed at both of them to shut the fuck up and punched a door so hard my knuckles are bleeding
I think this one perfectly encapsules the characters and their dynamics

>>718211181
she is his last friend...

>>718206457 (OP)
I like these threads because they serve as a nice reminder that I'm not alone in my suffering. We're not gonna make it but at least we're not alone.

>>718211262
Sad, dad got turned into the caretaker that just takes the abuse from the other two narcissistic freaks. He is probably a retard but he still should just ditch them and go support himself. I have a brother that is like OP

>>718210263
>and are complacent in their own stupidity
that's the hilarious part

>>718210903
>>718211095
none of you are on my level. I can literally eat a can of spinach and not flinch and down it with some lemon powder with the sugar removed for the citric acid. and I drink the blackest coffee possible.

30 here and I bike everywhere, was waiting to get my permit once they finally implement the at home permit test so I'll be working on that next month

>>718211271
I think that at this point, even /v/ would be better friends for him. At least we don't crap all over his floors.

>>718211343
popeye? popeye the sailor man is that you?

>>718211357
28 I can drive but I have been putting off taking the test since I need to do more parallel parking, fucking hate that shit

>>718211357
How did you get to that point? I got my license at 18 so my mom didnt have to drive me to work all the time.
I can't imagine not knowing how to drive in america. Then again my 26 year old brother cant drive either, but he's just a lazy piece of crap

>>718211320
This. Reading through OP's history, it's clear that the dad is the real victim here.

>>718211443
nta but i'm 26 and can't drive either due to ptsd. used to be homeless in a car for 10 years and now whenever i'm in one i feel intense intestinal pain which immediately goes away when i get out.

>>718211390
You just line up with the front car and back in while turning.
Only states with bad drivers require that in the test anyway.

>>718211501
>homeless for a decade
You must have some real issues. More than just ptsd

>>718211443
When I tried to learn I almost killed myself and the instructor by turning the wrong way into traffic so I've not tried again. I was shaking before we even started, couldn't focus, the usual. Then of course I did that kek.

>OP's family is so broke that their house is falling apart
>OP's mother is such a drunkard that she regularly gets hurt while drunk
Maybe the muslims were right about alcohol.