Thread 718212270

its time to normalize this age gap in videogames.

You belong in prison

>>718212364
yeah yeah. whatever dude. tell it to the judge.

The time skip in OoT always scared me a little bit. Like he's still mentally a 10 year old in a 17 year old's body, tasked with saving this fucked up world. He's just a kid :(

>>718212650
>Like he's still mentally a 10 year old in a 17 year old's body
Hence why he has a thing for little Zelda.

>>718212717
No, YOU have a thing for a ten year old girl and you are projecting that onto the silent hero. By that metric, he has a thing for the hard working farm girl because that's how I view it.

>>718212861
>he has a thing for the hard working farm girl because that's how I view it.
Going by the videogame logic he prefers Zelda over Malon.
>Saw Zelda off last in Majora's Mask, (he already had Epona, went out of his way to say goodbye to Zelda anyway)
>Hero's Shade laments not being remembered. He would not have married a peasant farm girl if he had to
Not to mention Malon is ugly as fuck in the game and your head canon is bullshit.

Pedophile thread

>>718213061
>implying you wouldn't fuck this
you're brown.

>>718213080
She is below the age of active consent

>>718213137
>implying there's a real age of consent in medieval Hyrule

>>718213168
And you are not there. You are here. On earth. Where pedophiles get beaten and raped for fun to death by prisoners

>>718213227
>you are here
no i'm in hyrule.

>>718213227
You elected a literal pedohile and are going to die in a war for one you faggot nigger

>>718213346
>You elected a literal pedohile and are going to die in a war for one you faggot nigger
assblasted europoor living in a shit smelling country?

by the way the mutt law doesn't exist
even kiwifags admit that most pedos get in the safe wings of the prision in solitary so the shitskin dick fantasy that anti-anime anons like to think about doesn't exist in reality.
post your lolis with confidence.
*flies away*

>>718213487
>get arrested for pedophilia
>get special accommodations catering to your introverted needs
They kneel for pedochads

>>718213137
She's not real

>>718213521
>filename
the only thing gayer than an anti is a coping legal lolifag

>>718212270 (OP)
Umm... Sariabros... our niche... it was stolen...

>>718213825
nah dude... shes 9 years old, and more than ready for love.
>>718213827
im sorry sariabrotha

That's a child, you fucking weirdo.

>>718213885
....and?

>normalize
well who would even object to anything in fictional media

>>718213927
>preteen pregnancy
so hot.

>>718213971
This post, officer

Fuck kids

>>718214013
I was speaking in context of princess zelda. she's so fucking ready for love and comfort. the hat comes off as soon as she's bred.

Inseminate kids

>posting loli porn
One step away from actual CP

>>718214104
chill out before u 404 the thread nigga damn

Correct brats

>>718214154
...
Just for that, post more of those anime pornos just to 404 it

this anon....

>>718214148
Bait used to be believable

Child pussy

I want nothing more than to have loving sex with her until she is pregnant.

Child rearing

Kids are for rape and abuse

great minds think alike. those doujins are kinda nasty though.

B-BRATS

>>718214154
Is this gif from the jojo version of the game o algo?

>>718214393
almost 90% sure this is the NTR spammer he just found a new way to 404 my threads by flooding it with loli porn.

CORRECTION SNEEDED

FUCK BECKY

KIDS ARE FOR ANAL

come on dude seriously?

>>718214541
Oh, so making a new life inside a child is okay, but anal is where you draw the line?

CHILD PUSSY CHILD PUSSY CHILD PUSSY

>>718214568
no hes purposefully trying to kill the thread. how am I supposed to talk about my mentally ill obsession with 9 year old zelda if the thread is 404d?

>>718214609
>mentally ill obsession
Well... Acknowledgement is the first step in healing. And to answer your question, you don't. Simple as that.

BRAT PUSSY BRAT PUSSY

BRAT CORRECTIONNNNNNN

>>718214664
okay. what if I just feed her and take care of her? no sex.

>>718214715
Then you would be a parental figure, and given your history, NO.

BRAT RAPE BRAT RAPE BRAT RAPE

I’m about to fucking bust

ah fuck it im going to sleep mods are definitely killing this thread. I'm gonna rub one more out to my child wife and nap.

RAPE
KIDS

Jerking off to 4chan threads is so gay, you do realize this is the forum equivalent to a stinky boys bathroom and you’re all playing soggy biscuit

>>718214891
jerking off alone is gay

CHILD CHEST

CHILE BUTT HOLE

>>718214946
https://files.catbox.moe/li1csb.png

SUCK IT WHORE SUCK IT BRAT SWALLOW MY PEDO CUM LIKE A GOOD WHORE

that's one of my favourite artists
my hands are tied

IM ABOUT TO FUCKING CUM IM FUCKING EDGINE LIKE A MAD PEDO I LOVE THIS DOUJIN

>>718215034
be a good janny
https://files.catbox.moe/6spn65.png

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH