Thread 718219129

Have you ever "shipped" characters from differrnt IP?
>I have wanted these two to fuck since I was 10.

Master Chief would only fuck Cortana.

>>718219129 (OP)
why

>>718219319
Well he is in cryo forever so she had drfinitely got him locked down.
But Chief was kickong arse for thirty years brfore they met

>>718219129 (OP)
They do, in Haloid.

>>718219129 (OP)
Samus is for Doomguy

>>718219431
It was a 2000s thing.
Halo was the best and biggest fps of the 2000s, Metroid just went fps, thrn Monty Oum made thrm fuck fight.
2004 - 2011 was all John x Samus.
Plus, John is a 6ft7 Caucasoid chad, and Samus is a dainty lil blond sex kitten. It was hot.
His "quiet but cocky matched her "mute and pissed"

>>718219556
I find that funny actually. It exposed that whoever the biggest name in fps is gets samus.
Made me realize that once HL3 comes out we will see Gordon x Samus lmao

Samus should always remain a pure maiden

>>718219525
Haloid is older than most anons on this board now. It's effectively lost media.

>>718221130
I refuse to believe that. It got a dope remake and everything

>>718219129 (OP)
no

>>718219716
That STEMcel only gets ugly muttlatos

>>718219556
Funny how Samus is older than any of the armor boys she's shipped with

>>718219129 (OP)
I never shipped characters because I am not a girl.

>>718219129 (OP)
>Chief has a shriveled dick
>Samus is ptsd incarnate
imagine the sex

>>718219129 (OP)

Will it happen?

>>718224446
Wtf is Chell? Hawaiian?

>>718219129 (OP)
>Samus
>Not as tall
Rage

>>718226740
One can dream but halo has sadly
Become a shell of its former self. I doubt it will happen. Are Microsoft and Nintendo still on decent terms?

>>718219556
sorry nigga, she is already taken.

Samus x Sylux

>>718219129 (OP)
gay

>>718219129 (OP)
No. Samus x Halo/Doom guy in particular is fucking retarded and makes no sense.

y'all niggas didn't even watch Haloid

>>718219129 (OP)
i never saw the appeal of shipping.

>>718229991
>ugly gpt4 piss filter pic
worse than bimbofying samus

>>718228803
Chief in armor is well over 7ft tall. Samus with the armor is 6'3" Even if you're one of those fags who insists she's 6'3" without it Chief is still nearly 7ft tall without his armor. The spartans are biologically monstrosities inside and out

>>718229487
That's precisely what makes it likely to happen. Sonic never would've been in Brawl if he wasn't "a shell of his former self" by 2008.

>>718219129 (OP)
Samus is for futa nami.

>>718231749
I mean, 06 aside sonic wasn't in a bad state at the time.
Also speaking of brawl can we talk about how much of a dick move that was on Iwata's part?

>>718231708
how the hell is eggman taller than bowser?

>>718231645
>The spartans are biologically monstrosities inside and out
Well yes, but John was also selected for Spartan augmentation specifically because he was already genetically gifted for combat. He was as big as adult ODSTs at 14.

>>718231896
>I mean, 06 aside sonic wasn't in a bad state at the time.
I'm not talking about the quality of the games (I loved Unleashed), I mean he went from being a rival to Mario, driving "his" own console lineup, to... not that.
>Also speaking of brawl can we talk about how much of a dick move that was on Iwata's part?
How so?

>>718219129 (OP)
I always paired them together because they have very similar stories
>separate from parents young
>Child soldier
>both service members
>both have AIs of their parent figures
>Both fight world-ending parasites
>Hell, both game titles are named after weapons used to destroy said world-ending parasites.
Its fate.

>>718231921
Bowser is a hunk but he has shit posture.

>>718226740
How would it be balanced? He and Doomguy both can decapitate skulls from spines in one punch. Either of them would just be a) nerfed of physical strength and b) just be given Captain Falcon's moveset

>>718231970
>I mean he went from being a rival to Mario, driving "his" own console lineup, to... not that.
In that case yeah you're right.
>How so?
Well, Iwata announced that it was entering development but only told Sakurai about it the day after.
It's basically the thing Sony tried to do with Nintendo.

>>718229991
Man AIslop sucks

>>718231983
Samus wasn't a child soldier and only two games so far feature an AI.

>>718232271
>Samus wasn't a child soldier

>>718219129 (OP)
Yes absolutely. In fact I enjoy that more than shipping characters from the same IP.
>>718230645
It's fun!

>>718232264
Makes you mad so it works just fine ;)

>>718232271
>Samus wasn't a child soldier
The Chozo literally started training her to be a power armor soldier as soon as they found her as an orphan.

>this pics was drawn before 90% of anons today has access to the internet
I feel old.

>>718232346
>>718232473
You two are aware that being a child soldier and training aren't the same thing, right?
Take Goku for instance, would you call him a child soldier just because Gohan and later Roshi trained him at a young age?

>>718219129 (OP)
I ship Sage and Hat Kid.

>>718232598
>would you call him a soldier
First off, unless the Z fighters are an organized army, no, Goku is just a mercenary
However in fact, when the Shaolin monks were an army 1000 years ago, yes in fact they were child soldiers.

>>718232486
>that grammar
Fuck. I just woke up.

>>718232486
It's strange how much cute art there is of these characters together.

>>718232598
A lot of people tend to swear by the early zero mission manga translations.

>>718232693
>Goku isn't a child soldier but because of this completely separate thing he's is
Christ, talk about mental gymnastics.
Okay let's move away from fictional characters, if a child is taught boxing as a kid by his father does that make him a child soldier?

>>718232693
Nigga what? How is Goku a merc?
When he was a kid he just looked for the dragonballs and fought in tournaments. He wasn't a hired thug.

>>718233069
No, but if he goes out and starts killing people and looting their bodies for his income, then yes he is a mercenary.

>>718232486
I saw Haloid on the day it released. I was 9. Am I old?

>>718233153
That's not what a mercenary or a soldier is.

>>718232842
Its a kino ship

>>718219129 (OP)
Like she needs to slum it with Master Cheeks anymore

>>718231921
Bowser has never been tall, he just looks tall in most games because everyone else around him is either an Italian midget or a princess.

>>718219129 (OP)
>>718219556
Hello r3ddït

>>718233528
No, you idiot. Bowser is HUGE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnjBv1hdtoo

>>718219129 (OP)
Sage x Jr.

>>718235303
Sunshine isn't canon
That spiky fag isn't even taller than Rosalina

>>718231708
>>718236062
>shorter than Eggman
THIS NIGGA IS MEANT TO BE A MATCH FOR K. ROOL?

>>718219129 (OP)
Hatsune Miku and Kiryu

>>718236114
>match for K. Rool
Bowser will be calling him daddy Rool in less than a minute

>>718237695
How will she handle his big Mechagodzilla cock though?

>>718238016
She would change module

>>718232486
Why is it always doomguy and master chief? There are other fps guys and metroidvania guys for her.

>>718239203
Because the based ones are already taken by actual feminine characters.

>>718219129 (OP)
>Shipping
laughing girls.jpg

>>718235703
Damn... Jr gets a hot goth gf....

>>718239203
Because they all wear power armor you dummy.

autism but for women

>>718239203
would you rather see her with duke nukem or fucking postal guy

>>718227469
She's brown, it's all the same to me.

>Italian
>Middle Eastern
>Hispanic
I literally can't tell the difference. Durka durka spaghetti salsa. Whatever.

>>718240569
Duke would amuse her and he'd think she's a badass buddy, but they'd never actually hook up

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