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Anonymous No.718219881 [Report] >>718219971 >>718220297 >>718221481 >>718224157 >>718224696 >>718224753 >>718224774 >>718226553 >>718226717 >>718227015 >>718229434 >>718234005 >>718234903 >>718235362
Boring ahh game
Anonymous No.718219971 [Report] >>718233306
>>718219881 (OP)
lolol
Anonymous No.718220297 [Report] >>718233353 >>718234201 >>718236551
>>718219881 (OP)
why do they make all of the dungeons and puzzles so piss easy?
Anonymous No.718220330 [Report] >>718233916
shitty ahh thread
Anonymous No.718221353 [Report]
>718220330
shitty ahh post fr
Anonymous No.718221481 [Report] >>718224879 >>718226906 >>718227139 >>718229068 >>718229717 >>718229812 >>718229867 >>718233412 >>718233901
>>718219881 (OP)
>ahh
why do zoomers type like this
Anonymous No.718224157 [Report] >>718235382
>>718219881 (OP)
I low key agree
Anonymous No.718224696 [Report] >>718224948 >>718226906 >>718233461 >>718234157
>>718219881 (OP)
What does it even mean, mr broccoli?
Anonymous No.718224753 [Report] >>718233251
>>718219881 (OP)
Anonymous No.718224774 [Report] >>718234328 >>718234983
>>718219881 (OP)
lol filtered
Anonymous No.718224879 [Report] >>718232812
>>718221481
Brain worms
Anonymous No.718224948 [Report] >>718224979 >>718235280
>>718224696
Broccoli website, old man
Anonymous No.718224957 [Report] >>718226526 >>718226561
Reminder that TotK is the highest rated game of 2025.

It's just THAT good.
Anonymous No.718224979 [Report] >>718226485 >>718233140
>>718224948
You must be 18 to post here
Anonymous No.718226485 [Report] >>718233548
>>718224979
I am 18 you balding cucklennial
Anonymous No.718226526 [Report]
>>718224957
Only tendies would tour a paid performance patch as a game lmfao
Anonymous No.718226553 [Report]
>>718219881 (OP)
same as BotW.
Anonymous No.718226561 [Report] >>718234056
>>718224957
Nintendo really paying all those blogs kek
Anonymous No.718226682 [Report] >>718229756 >>718233078 >>718234593 >>718234995 >>718236495
The new powers and zonai devices break the game so hard it ends up making it less fun.

In Breath of the wild you had to actually traverse the map, plan routes and each river, chasm or mountain was a challenge.
In Tears you can just beeline from A to B with a lego helicopter. The map was clealy not designed with the new powers and items in mind and it shows.
Anonymous No.718226717 [Report] >>718226749 >>718226906 >>718232719
>>718219881 (OP)
Why are zoomers scared to swear words?
Anonymous No.718226749 [Report]
>>718226717
try writing knee gear and see what the consequences are...
Anonymous No.718226906 [Report]
>>718226717
>>718224696
>>718221481
>Is another boomers larping as the hater to try to keep totk threads alive while also seething about younger men
Damn not our fault this game discussion is dead
Anonymous No.718227015 [Report] >>718233807 >>718234173
>>718219881 (OP)
what were they thinking?
Anonymous No.718227139 [Report] >>718234694
>>718221481
they live on tiktok, which has aggressive censorship that uses ai to censor based on the words you use, hence generating alternative language like unalive and pdf file
Anonymous No.718229068 [Report] >>718233202
>>718221481
just leave unc lmao this is a broccoli website now old man fr fr
Anonymous No.718229434 [Report] >>718234546
>>718219881 (OP)
ftfy
Anonymous No.718229676 [Report] >>718229734 >>718234612
>retarded zoomer needs to be slide-cancelling and screaming into his microphone while spending $50 on in-game cases and rare player outfits to enjoy a videogame

It wasn't made for you.
Anonymous No.718229717 [Report]
>>718221481
tranny dialect
Anonymous No.718229734 [Report] >>718229798 >>718234904 >>718237415
>>718229676
>Grandpa still trying to keep his dead thread alive
Sad
Anonymous No.718229756 [Report]
>>718226682
I bet you used schematics made by other people though, or copied them.

I am 2/4 of the mail quest line regions completed and I rarely use prebuilt vehicles to move around the map, only if the game gives me the objects to do so
Anonymous No.718229798 [Report] >>718229851 >>718230251 >>718232960
>>718229734
Go spend $100 on Fortnite x Valorant x Rainbow Six Legends Battlefield 6 Season 57 Gooner Edition.
Anonymous No.718229812 [Report]
>>718221481
niggerfication
Anonymous No.718229851 [Report] >>718233015 >>718237415
>>718229798
I don't play any of those games, grandpa. Stop crying at younger people because they don't want to talk about your favorite brand
Anonymous No.718229867 [Report]
>>718221481
Low IQ
Anonymous No.718230251 [Report] >>718232563 >>718233171
>>718229798
Zoomer here, I prefer Elden Ring and Oot over this Ubisoftslop
Anonymous No.718232563 [Report]
>>718230251
same
Anonymous No.718232719 [Report]
>>718226717
You didn't say any swear words either and plus you post cats
Anonymous No.718232812 [Report]
>>718224879
Why do people write 1 or 2 words these days? Do people here have the attention span of a goldfish?
Anonymous No.718232960 [Report]
>>718229798
No
Anonymous No.718233015 [Report]
>>718229851
Go outside and touch grass
Anonymous No.718233078 [Report]
>>718226682
>Only one person manages to talk about the game
This board sucks
Anonymous No.718233140 [Report] >>718233689 >>718234458
>>718224979
Aren't zoomers adults by now?
Anonymous No.718233171 [Report] >>718234332
>>718230251
I would also PREFER Elden Ring to TotK due to Ubislop but I would still also prefer OoT to TotK and I would also prefer Dark Souls 1, 2 or 3 to TotK, and I would even prefer OoT and Dark Souls 1, 2 or 3 to Elden Ring.
Open World just needs to fuckin die. It's just one big-ass compromise that stifles the designers into making really bland content because "everything has to CONNECT WITH ITSELF"
By contrast Dark Souls 1 was exactly good in its seamless world because it's so fucking vertical and abstract. it's almost like 1 elongated tower where the staircases lead to other levels, and down below there's just a tiny enough room to make some focused level design out of it. but it's also why it has floors that are utter shit with those Taurus Demons in the lava area, and why some prefer the other FromSoft games.

Seamless connectivity doesn't improve video games. It makes indoor locations look like washed out garbage and it makes for large quantities of bland terrain with nothing interesting in it. BotW/TotK suffer greatly from this unless you think Korok Seeds are "so fun" to find.
Anonymous No.718233202 [Report] >>718233446 >>718234897
>>718229068
Seriously man fuck old people especially anyone 30+
Anonymous No.718233251 [Report]
>>718224753
Fuck off retard
Anonymous No.718233306 [Report]
>>718219971
Who is that guy in that image supposed to be again?
Anonymous No.718233353 [Report]
>>718220297
I never played games or dungeons and puzzles for that matter
Anonymous No.718233412 [Report]
>>718221481
>_oomer posting
Anonymous No.718233446 [Report]
>>718233202
Fuck your fortnite, your minecraft and Deltrarune slop. Fuck your stupid gacha games and Open World brainlet games, and your indie "wannabe old-school" autist games, and fuck your raibow-colored, toxic positivty trashfire reboots.

Go back.
Anonymous No.718233461 [Report]
>>718224696
You can't read?
Anonymous No.718233548 [Report]
>>718226485
Based
Anonymous No.718233689 [Report]
>>718233140
Not all of them
Anonymous No.718233807 [Report]
>>718227015
>thinking
Anonymous No.718233901 [Report] >>718233985
>>718221481
Nigger worship
>blacks are so cool and they talk like that, I shall do that as well!
Anonymous No.718233916 [Report] >>718234793
>>718220330
No cap? Fr fr?
Anonymous No.718233985 [Report] >>718235804
>>718233901
Its not so much blacks are so cool, as you are so lame
Anonymous No.718234005 [Report]
>>718219881 (OP)
If it had a completely new over world and more interestingly themed dungeons with lore in them, it would be better.
Instead, only the Wind Temple really felt like a proper attempt that fitted the game, even then it was kinda empty.

The biggest was a fairly empty world, combat kinda being meh and enemies being very repetitive and not enough types of enemies (OoT has more than this game ffs).
It also feels clean and safe, common with AAA nowadays. OoT and MM were pretty dark compared to this game. TP was going to be dark but they nerfed that for classification reasons (essentially, it was gonna look more like Dark Souls 3 with enemies back before Demon Souls was a thing). Shame.

So now Zelda is just mario with a sword.

BUT, the construction mechanics in TotK were very good. If anything it should be expanded, but Nintendo are shy of breaking the game with bugs nowadays because of laws I guess (lawyers must harass them for bullshit reasons nowadays).
I also wanted more meaningful npcs instead of npcs without character. They're sorta just there and have maybe 1 or 2 traits to them. Otherwise they are copy pasted npcs.

There's also next to no plot other than ambient narrative (which Elden Ring proved they didn't do good enough with even that style of narrative writing). Memories sucked ass, I don't think even casuals new to the series liked them.
Anonymous No.718234056 [Report]
>>718226561
Fuck Nintendo
Anonymous No.718234157 [Report]
>>718224696
>I can't read: the post
Anonymous No.718234173 [Report]
>>718227015
Well I played about 100+ hours of it.
I will admit about the last 50 I started to get very bored in it after discovering all of the map. There was just nothing in it and the game sorta gets repetitive.

Elden Ring never feels like this because you're constantly under threat from enemies that will kill you if you don't pay attention and are harder to avoid.
They should make a lot of their enemies feel more like Zelda 2 Dark Link.
Anonymous No.718234201 [Report]
>>718220297
Zelda is a child's game.
Anonymous No.718234328 [Report]
>>718224774
Probably
Anonymous No.718234332 [Report]
>>718233171
>Open World just needs to fuckin die.
Bad open world does.
GOOD open world is superior and Elden Ring is better than Dark Souls for that very reason. Dark Souls is too nerfed because of restrictions with the map and the ability to move your character. I want my character to do MORE not less and I will never understand Fromsoft fans that hate Elden Ring for giving you options and different game styles.

That said, there is something about early DS1 that everyone likes.
Anonymous No.718234458 [Report]
>>718233140
Biologically sure but definitely not mentally
Anonymous No.718234546 [Report]
>>718229434
I laughed
Anonymous No.718234593 [Report]
>>718226682
>plan routes and each river, chasm or mountain was a challenge
? just get enough food
Anonymous No.718234612 [Report]
>>718229676
The fuck is that image even supposed to convey?
Anonymous No.718234694 [Report]
>>718227139
Cool so they learned to adapt to their environment. It must be hell having to filter their language constantly for old people who don't want to hear that type of language though
Anonymous No.718234793 [Report]
>>718233916
Fr fr
Anonymous No.718234897 [Report]
>>718233202
Why do you want to fuck old people?
Anonymous No.718234903 [Report]
>>718219881 (OP)

>Nintendo's sloppy seconds!

And you all ate it up like flies on shit.
Anonymous No.718234904 [Report]
>>718229734
Fuck boomers
Anonymous No.718234983 [Report]
>>718224774
No
Anonymous No.718234995 [Report]
>>718226682
>In Breath of the wild you had to actually traverse the map, plan routes and each river, chasm or mountain was a challenge
You could break BOTW’s traversal with glitches, but they were patched out not too long ago.
Anonymous No.718235280 [Report]
>>718224948
Fuck you overgrown babies
Anonymous No.718235362 [Report]
>>718219881 (OP)
botw was good, but they didnt have to release it twice
Anonymous No.718235382 [Report]
>>718224157
I don't agree
Anonymous No.718235804 [Report]
>>718233985
Thank you for your worthwhile opinion rajeet, unfortunately you will never be black nor white
Anonymous No.718236495 [Report] >>718236630
>>718226682
This is bullshit.
The point of BOTW is you battling the environment and being locked into routes based on what you see

>That mountain is too steep/tall for me to climb without proper gear/stamina buffs
>I cant make that jump without Revali's Gale ready
>I cant climb that because its raining
>I better put my metal stuff away because of lightning
>I cant swim here because its too cold
>I better change my clothes/eat ice resistance food for the same reason
>I better change because its hot
>I need my sand/snow boots

Etc.

TOTK is the same environment with a few more added touches, but the idea of the game is using your creativity to construct machinery/vehicles to traverse the world in a way you couldnt before

The series is an allegory for industrialisation and mans triumph over nature. How do you not get such obvious symbolism
Anonymous No.718236551 [Report]
>>718220297
Have you ever played a Zelda game? OoT was so simple and easy that 5 year olds could beat it.
Anonymous No.718236630 [Report] >>718236768
>>718236495
And that means it's fun?
Anonymous No.718236768 [Report]
>>718236630
No clearly its fucking boring and people hate that
Anonymous No.718237415 [Report] >>718238930
>>718229734
>>718229851
>t. 32 yo virgin gooning to hentai in his parent's basement
Anonymous No.718238930 [Report]
>>718237415
Nothing wrong with being a 32 yo virgin gooning to hentai in my mom's basement, broccoli head