Thread 718222387

this type of thread (haha look at the nu-ifunny shitpost I saw) have been the death of this board but I actually did smirk at this one

easy.
prisoner eats the bread so he gain enough strength to falcon punch his way out.

he's already on the outside of the cell

Philosophy is for normalfags who hate nerds and want to suffocate public awareness of matrix theory.

>>718222387 (OP)
Lemon key face

the double mute buttons got me good

>trying to create a thread
>gets redirected to a random thread (in this cas this one) instead
>thread not created
the fuck is wrong with this shithole?

that's a big cell

>>718222476
Then why not go to the cafeteria for food instead of going for a stale piece of bread in some cell's floor, and why is there a key locked in a cell?

>>718222564
>can't into desktop
>can't into Mouse4
which is it?

>>718222387 (OP)
the bread has file baked into it

>>718222564
Hiro wants you to buy a pass.

He's playing a game of stickbread

>>718222387 (OP)
The stick isn't single use, so there's no issue with sating his hunger before grabbing the key.

He is hungry and can get the key after he eats the bread.

>>718222387 (OP)
He's too afraid of the giant that stuck him in the massive cage he's in. He can clearly fit through the bars, but he knows he'll get scolded if he slips through.

Seems obvious to me.

>>718222387 (OP)
He can use the stick twice, retard

>>718222387 (OP)
>>game has philosophical questions

There's a million dollars hidden inside the bread.

The cell isn't actually one as the the space between the bars is large enough to let him pass, this is just a game he is playing to test himself, and the bread is harder to move with a stick than they key with its hole.

>>718222387 (OP)
Mom teached him to never waste food.

>>718222387 (OP)
The cage isn't there to keep him in, it's to keep something else out.

>>718222387 (OP)
>Drag loaf of bread into cell
>Eat it and relax for a while
>Drag key into cell
>Open the gate
>Walk out by squeezing between the comically spaced bars
>turn 360 and walk away
Easy

>>718222387 (OP)
Keys are inedible

>>718222476
wtf why is he stealing my bread then

Because the keyhole is on the outside so he wouldn't be able to reach it

>>718222387 (OP)
As long as he lives inside the cell (society), he's guaranteed bread and circus

>>718222762
What was that jeet thinking when he wrote that?
>>718222387 (OP)
Because prisoners sentence is close to running out so he doesn't need to break out.
Serious answer:this image says a lot about our society

>>718222762
Has AI achieved anything world changing in last 4 years? All I hear is doomsaying, but has any industry been affected?

>>718222813
this is a good gif

>>718222812
>it's to keep something else out.
the key being in front of the door might be a problem then retard

>>718222387 (OP)
he was homgry
nigga looks like he can just slide through the bars anyway

>>718222905
Dead Internet Theory has been true for the last year and you've been too ignorant to notice apparently
>b-but I'm asking about industries
you've been too ignorant to notice what's been affected apparently

>>718222564
that can happen rarely, happens when two threads get posted at the exact same moment

>>718222387 (OP)
How did he got a stick? Does he have a forest in his cell?

>>718222896
>What was that jeet thinking when he wrote that?
the majority of jeets, especially the upper class inbred ones, have the minds of literal children. they act and think like your average 8yo white child.
the same is true for most nogs and many thirdies in general too. they lack the ability of understanding basic concepts, so they keep making shit up in hopes that it might be correct or true. their modus operandi is literall trial and error, at all times, and when they fail too often doing this, they kill themselves. it's fucked.

>>718222905
It's done quite a bit for science, like protein folding, astronomy or quantum physics, but I imagine that's more sophisticated tools than "Grok, what is a dark matter?"

>>718223000
checked

>>718222905
Has nuked big company programers only left experienced guys to clean up AI code. Well they would be cleaning jeet code if not for AI so maybe nothing really changed.

>>718222905
It's great for lewds and as a "fancy google" at work but not really much else yet. Amusingly enough, AI is better at recommend me anime and manga than /a/ is.

>>718223031
>they kill themselves
>most populous and rapidly-increasing demographic in the current year committing suicide at any significant rate
It's disgusting how little you know

Because the key is a lie xDxD bazinga

>>718223083
Ai will never recommend you dogshit obscure anime only 10 people watched and that's a bad thing

he undestood we are all prisoners already

>>718223083
>It's great for lewds
>AI is better at recommend me anime and manga than /a/ is.
Average slop enjoyer.

>>718222387 (OP)
he's hungry

>>718222387 (OP)
The great debate

A Koan

>A man decided to go and study with a master. He went to the door of the master "Who are you who wishes to study here?" asked the master. The student told the master his name. "That is not what you are that is only what you are called. "Who are you who wishes to study here?" he asked again. The man thought for a moment and replied, "I am a professor." "That is what you do, not what you are" replied the master. "Who are you who wishes to study here?" Confused, the man thought some more. Finally, he answered, "I am a human being." "That is only your species, not who you are. "Who are you who wishes to study here?" asked the master again. After a moment of thought, the professor replied, "I am a consciousness inhabiting an arbitrary body." "That is merely what you are not who you are. Who are you who wishes to study here?" The man was getting irritated. "I am," he started, but he could not think of anything else to say, so he trailed off. After a long pause the master replied "Then you are welcome to come study."

>>718223024
No I tried 10 times and still the same issue. The reason was because I used "humiliation ritual" in the comment and it is not allowed

>>718223000
You've been saying that for 10 years though

>>718222573
4u

Because the prisoner has more long-term thinking capacity than the average philosopher, because he is empathetic to the human experience, because the prisoner has accepted his emotional needs of pleasure and joy in food and is licensed to enjoy these things because he has realised existence occurs within circles of boundaries, and whilst the jail cell is an immediate boundary to him, if he were to take the key and escape the cell he would be confronted with yet more boundaries restricting him: boundaries such as poverty and inequality, boundaries such as mortality and the physical form itself, boundaries such as the world we inhabit.
But specifically he has realised that he exists within the boundaries of societal law, and that if he were to eat bread without permission he would suffer no real harm from the law, but if he were to escape prison he would be hunted by his fellow man, and as an appreciator of the human experience he has love for his fellow man and wishes to achieve true freedom from at least one of the boundaries of his life by serving his sentence.

>>718223171
Post the REAL image.

>>718223153
>/a/
>not average slop enjoyers
good day mr pot

>>718223203
Was he wrong?

>>718222387 (OP)
Nigga is houngry

>>718223171
Theodore has the fattest cock so the most surface area to enjoy