Thread 718223936

Half-life 2 is boring.
Half-life 1 is actually fun.

>walk a hundred miles
>shoot two dudes
>drive a hundred miles
>shoot two dudes
Boooooooring. Why the fuck is HL2 hyped up?

>>718223936 (OP)
Arisu painal.

>>718224002
Why did they delete my last thread anyway? It didn't break any rules and I wasn't given a warning.

>>718223936 (OP)
Lovey-dovey sex with little girls

>>718224070
You know why, retard.

>>718223936 (OP)
BRAT

this isn't even a controversial take any more
HL1 has
-better weapon variety
-better enemy variety
-more action and more interesting moment to moment gameplay
-is a tech demo but doesn't forget it's a game first, hl2 is littered with "durrr look physics!" gimmicks that slow down the game for no reason

Just the premise of HL1 (escaping corrupt blacksite as everything goes to shit) alone is more interesting than "manchild and blasian quirk chungus gf save the world from evil white man!"

Anyway, I love cunny and hebes.

>>718223936 (OP)
Only little girls would say something like this. Arisu is more mature than that

>H-alf Life 1
>Fun

>>718224002
>>718224120
>>718224131

>>718224221
>-better weapon variety
>-better enemy variety
>-more action
Quake 2 has better all those things than Half Life 1

>>718224070
Too horny. You didn't break any rules but others did en masse.

>>718223936 (OP)
Arisu’s brain has been fried by her iPad and can’t appreciate atmosphere

>>718224328
And Unreal is superior in every way to Quake (Quake is kinda shit honestly)

>>718223936 (OP)
Half-Life 1 is boring too but for different reasons.

>>718223936 (OP)
It's impressive for the time
Actually when it comes to physics Half Life 2 kinda ruined other linear fps for me because they don't feel the same

Goldeneye/Perfect Dark mogs all these pcslop shooters.

>>718224468
Unreal gameplay is shit

>>718224221
Everyone knows HL1 is just a tech demo for breakable crates and swinging crowbars at alien crabs.
-"Look at me I'm swimming and fighting fish monsters durrr!" shit really slows the game down.
-"The scientists talk to me, I'm special. I have a mission and a goal." we never needed faggy goals in FPS before

Missile command is pure gameplay and the story of defending your life from ballistic missiles is far more interesting than "Ooh, I'm a nerd and I created a rift in time and space and now there's monsters. Boo hoo."

We didn't need stories and lore, we were there to play games, not listen to faggots from Jew York City tell us a bedtime story.

>>718224221
>this isn't even a controversial take any more
Cool.
When I posted such a opinion here three or four years ago, people were losing their shit.

But yeah, the black ops soldiers made the whole thing very interesting. Made it feel like there was a lot going on that we just weren't privy to.
HL2 was indeed, 'just go kill the aliens'.

>>718224816
If you mean this, then you must HL2 is the biggest piece of dog shit ever.

>>718224462
So they were lazy.

>>718223936 (OP)
>lust-provoking image
>irrelevant time-wasting question
Typical it's getting responses

>>718224294
Crazy how much better the gunplay feels in HL2

>>718223936 (OP)
both are boring

>>718223936 (OP)
Don't care about your shitty tranime post pretending it's about video games but you can discuss something without bringing up another thing to shit on.

>>718224294
>>718225586
You can't rate gunplay by visuals alone, sounds do a lot of work.

>>718223936 (OP)
if my wife arisu says this then ti's true

>>718225812
Imas IS a video game, zoomer. It was first and foremost a video game.

>>718224294
>>718225586
Both games have shit gunplay

>>718225586
HL2 has shit gunplay though. It's weird and floaty.

>>718226151
>ummm my heckin tranime is a heckin video game
Uh huh sure oomer faggot

>>718226329
Like I said, it was first a game before it was an anime.

>>718226507
>ummmm it's not heckin tranime because I heckin said so
Okay oomer

>>718225752
A N A L
N
A
L

>>718223936 (OP)
>wordswordswordswords
>yapyapyapyap
*pulls down pants*
*sticks it in her pooper*

>>718223936 (OP)
I want to play video games with little girls

I prefer the Marine campaign in AVP1 & 2 over Half Life.

>>718227075
>tfw I will be able to play games with an AI pretending to be a loli by the end of this decade
the only thing that keeps me going

>>718225752
Analm@ster

>>718227156
But no physical body yet... That's gonna take 20 more years at least...

>>718227130
Japan has more freedom of speech than America...

>>718223936 (OP)
Both HL suck because no music. Same shit as Dark souls. Whoever thought up the audioscape minimalism meme should get ol' yeller'd

sven co-op is objectively better than any hl2 co-op shit so yeah
although that line becomes blurry when we bring gmod to the mix

>>718227075
Don't do it. I'm on probation because I met up with a 12 year old. When they busted through the door we were just playing Splatoon.

>>718226814
>>718227218
>>718226976
Smells like Indians

i prefer momoka

>>718224070
>Why did they delete my last thread anyway

>>718217202
>>718216745
>>718216976
gee, I wonder why

>>718223936 (OP)
its not until episode 2 they actually turn it into a game instead of just a tech demo

>>718223936 (OP)
>ha i'm CUNNY POSTING! :DD
>dude, do you think it's funny i'm posting LOLI?
>i'm TOTALLY not a pedo >:)))
>i'm just being IRONIC xDDD
Fuck off already.

>>718223936 (OP)
I genuinely believe that, too. I certainly had more fun in HF1 than 2. But it's also largely remembered for the engine and the physics, which were rightfully praised.

>>718225586
and you used 2/3rds of your entire ammo capacity in those 8 seconds.

producerbros.....

>>718227359
Switch is portable dumbass, you could sit on a bench in public and play it like a normal person

>>718227686
Even in your hypothetical argument you bring up pedo outta nowhere. What a thoroughly broken individual you are

>>718227359
Is it illegal to play games with loli?

>>718227693
So it was a tech demo?

>>718227921
Interesting that's the point you focus in on. Something on your mind?

>>718227686
See pic>>718227130

>>718227596
Yeah but I didn't post that.

>>718227281
Naturally, burgers freak out over the most minor of age differences.

>She was 19 years old you sick fuck!!

>>718227686
You sound like a seething tourist. You fuck off.

>>718225485
>>718228164
Why are you acting to high and mighty when you yourself started it all by having such a lust provoking image as your OP?

>>718228568
No. Cunny posting has gotten obnoxiously annoying now. It's on par with horse posting now.

>>718227686
Who said anything about irony? Go back to re*ddit

>>718224295
I don't know why she would need a gun. Is she just trying to show off her skills?

>>718226507
Zoomers suck at fact-checking or searching, buddy. Don't pay too much attention.

HL3 will be better

>>718228823
Kill yourself transvestite.

>>718229204
The tranime crowd is all retarded COVID zoomers that came in and never left

>>718229375
troons are the ones cunnyposting

>>718228823
If it wasn't cried about so badly by tourists it wouldn't have surged. Next time don't streisand effect it or just go back where you came from instead of larping as a moral crusader.

>>718228504
>all holding their phone probably for tiktok
Hate to say it but... looking at it makes me feel sad

Both are kinda mid. Opposing force though is the real goat

>>718229597
Trump won

>>718229862
Nobody complained about it.
>moral crusader
Again, something on your mind? I'm, just pointing out how spam isn't funny nor cute.

>>718228504
this is what successful brainwashing looks like holy shit

>>718228504
Bro didn't even do anything. Normalfags are insane

>>718223936 (OP)
Same. HL1 is cool throughout. HL2 has it's moments but it kinda meh most of the time.

>>718224295
Why did she shoot the cameraman

>>718228504
>5 year age gap is worthy of a Hansen style sting
What is wrong with burger zoomers?

>>718230003
>Nobody complained about it.
People can scroll up and see it, what are you even attempting to do at this point, faggot?

>>718223936 (OP)
it was cool back then

>>718230932
But they aren't? Nobody dislikes cunny besides bait posters. Everyone hates trannies who spam. You're not some spamming tranny that takes the bait, right anon?

>>718228504
((They)) successfully brainwashed you, useful fucking idiots

>>718224070
Based. Too based.

>>718230839
At least Hansen got them saying insane shit, this guy didn't even do anything.

>>718228504
Where is this taken? Is this real? Is it satire? You can't be THAT retarded right? Why did the guy run?

>>718231376
>surrounded by teenagers who think you're a pedophile
he probably would've been attacked

>>718228504
The sheer amount of them appearing is the funniest part of this.

>>718223936 (OP)
i prefer hl1 for the movement and gunplay. but prefer 2 for the lore and modding. but both are great imo. it isnt like source engine movement is bad. both are excellent but i just prefer goldsource.

>>718231518
That artist probably should've done a second pass on that face. She looks like la creatura.

>>718231474
He's a teenager himself. Is this really happening in westoid countries? The fuck?

>>718232738
he over 20 that is not 'teen' anymore that is unc adjacent

>>718224002
>painal
Imagine seeing a cute, cheerful girl like that and wanting to inflict pain, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with happy, cheerful bumsex, huh?

>>718223936 (OP)
I want to look down her tank top and see her soft pink nipples

>>718223936 (OP)
My main beef with hl2 is supply crate system. I like hoarding strong weapons for hardest parts of the game.

>>718232738
>Is this really happening in westoid countries
Yes.
American women are already actually starting to call you a creep if you date a 18yo if you're over 20.

>>718228504
what the hell is wrong with zoomers? they're cooked frfr no cap

>>718232907
And she was 17 and 11 months and 29 days. Big whoop.

>>718231518
I feel like HL1 had better direct lore. Contacting aliens by accident but the black ops people actually already knew about the aliens? Sets things up nice.
As far as I gathered from purely playing the game, HL2 was just Combine big bad.

>>718232907
>20 is not teen anymore
The same people who chased those guys would disagree with you.

>>718232907
>>718234659
>>718235207
>Women aren't responsible enough to be adults until 25
>Men are required to be responsible adults as of age 12
Your society confuses me and I don't think this is a viable approach. But it's not my society so I'm in no position to judge, carry on.

ITT:
>people talking about how much they want to fuck Arisu
>people discussing OP and which HL was better
>people wondering what the fuck is wrong with burger zoomies
>none of them interacting with each other

>>718235635
And? That's how threads work.

>>718235704
>That's how threads work.
Usually? Not really.

>>718223936 (OP)
I agree, Arisu. And now we have to kiss.

>>718223936 (OP)
Because actually shooting dudes in HL1 feels like shit.

>>718235343
25 yo is still minor.

>>718227156
Some people are already living the dream.

>>718228504
And the bitch just sit there cross-legged like none of this concerns her like that?

>>718227416
Is that so? I'd have thought it would be Anya or like some Genshin character or something these days.

>>718235343
It's because we let women vote.
Of course women who vote (older women) will vote to give men less choice in women to choose from.

>>718228504
I thought this said 19 and I thought the whole video was a joke parodying the act...holy fucking zogbots

>>718232738
This is mostly an American (maybe English) thing. We are not all this retarded...

>>718228504
I'd like to say this dude won because he simply observed a losing situation and made a strategic retreat instead of engaging. The zoom zooms say "yooo ur life is so OVER bro" but like who is this dude? We know nothing about him. And I'm assuming they know nothing too. They even try to spin his simple act of backing up and driving away as him trying to run them over which this video very clearly disproves. Seems like he might have gotten away with whatever was supposed to be happening here.

>>718227156
Imagine believing that such a thing wouldn't instantly be cancelled for wrongthink.

>>718227686
Ironic? I don't masturbate ironically you fucking mongoloid.

>>718236776
Canceled how? Just like xitter faggots don't know about all the porn I generate on a daily basis, they will also not know about any other AI thing I do.

>>718223936 (OP)
HL2 gave us the blending of cutscenes and gameplay. Now instead of putting the controller down or skipping the narrative bits you get to participate in them too by standing around rooms jerking yourself off or following NPCs with no option to skip them. Just think, without HL2 we would not have GoW Ragnarok or every other AAA game nowadays. Thank you HL2!

>>718223936 (OP)
I love this anime girl pose where the girl points her finger at you and bends slightly forward while annoyed. How do I find more images like this?

>>718223936 (OP)
stupid brat OP

>>718228504
It's funny how Americans pretend that the natural attraction to fully sexually mature young adults (teenagers) is wrong, and how astroturfed psyop TV series like To Catch a Predator and Teen Mom helped nuke their country's birthrate but they'll never admit to this. Social conformity is a hell of drug.

>>718235862
People don't discuss things in threads? Ok /c/fag.

>>718227416
Normalfags don't even know U149 exists dummy
>>718236337
Too much diversity of media today for any one chara be the first

>>718236939
They'll vote to ban it.

>>718237097
Pretty much everything you listed has a tag of some kind, but:
>scolding
>looking_at_viewer
Seems to be an effective combination. You can mix and match with stuff like:
>angry
>annoyed
>index_finger_raised
>pointing_at_viewer
>leaning_forward
etc.

>>718237097
Kill yourself brony

>>718237626
>strawman

>>718228504
God bless my not-america country.

>>718237437
Indeed.
It was predicted.

'In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion; within these barriers an author may write what he pleases, but woe to him if he goes beyond them'.
- from the 1830's

>>718225752
my anal idol...

I don't like anal.

imagine the smell

>>718231376
He executed his escape perfectly. Literally just one second of difference would've allowed one of the retards to kick his car and frame it to support that claim of him trying to run them over.

>>718237072
>HL2 began the 'cinematic experience' thing
>people hate the 'cinematic experience' trend
>yet these two things never meet up. That is, people never hate on HL2
That's a thinker.

>>718228504
All these vigilantes ended in jail btw

>>718238117
Proofs?

>>718228504
zoomers explain yourself

>>718225752
Literally billions, with her sphincter alone.

>>718228823
Cunny posting is the only thing keeping subhuman tourists like you away.

>>718224483
>pinnacle of doom is skipping as much of the actual gameplay as possible
very true

>>718224483
Speedtrooning is not vidya.

>>718224295
>ARISU PLEASE WE CAN STILL ACK-

>>718237638
Cute Ichigo pantsu I want to peel them off and lick her child cunny.

>>718237935
Arisu does. This was never up to you to decide.

>>718238031
Risa has no right to get upset at Haru when she dresses like that.

>>718224483
do the speedruns side by side
HL1 is faster

>>718238525
uoh cunny posting only brings in the twitter niggers that ruins loli threads

>>718234821
Pretty much, there's a huge disconnect between HL1 and 2 and there's not enough exposition to connect the dots about what happened between each game, and HL2 has everyone treating Freeman as some sort of legendary hero when his actions remained contained purely within Black Mesa.

Then there's the fact that it also shares universe with Portal, but we will never know how deep the connection goes because Valve can't count to 3.

>>718228504
The fucking Junior Anti-sex League. Jesus.

>>718238839
Thankfully rape is a thing.

>>718224120
Based.

I need to cum inside Arisu tight cun

>>718238773
Dangerously based.

>>718238031
>Haru's fit tummy
AAAAAHHHHH
PRPRPRPRPPR

>>718240301
Pretty based.

>>718228504
Bunch of pussies. If they all thought this guy was le big bad pedo child molester why did none of them actually try stop him from leaving?

>>718236647
They got his license plate number.

Also isn't this actually libel?

>>718240602
>officer, I have video proof that this 22 year old man spoke with a 17 year old child
>*beep beep beep*

>>718231480
same

>>718240431
ぺろ?!

>>718223936 (OP)
For me it's the sound design.
20+ years later I can still hear every sound from HL1 in my head

>>718237097
only brats do it

>>718223936 (OP)
>>718242240
only brats do it when they want you to make her pregnant*

>>718223936 (OP)
the physics at the time were revolutionary

>>718223936 (OP)
>>walk a hundred miles
>>shoot two dudes
>>drive a hundred miles
>>shoot two dudes
this is what most men fantasize about.

>>718240527
The "child" in question doesn't look very distressed to me. Is she in on this?

>>718236248
>neuro tried to murder a real human woman by ramming her intro a truck
I'm so excited for retarded cute killbots

>>718243054
W-what?

>>718228504
>falling for staged ragebait
do /v/ zoomies really?

>>718243307
you didn't see the Neurocar video?

>>718228504
There is something really wrong with America.

>>718243370
They got charged iirc and the girl "child" victim was actually catfishing the poor guy. Basically bullies

>>718243054
>kept the men safe
>tried to kill Bao and Ellie
what did Neuro mean by this

>>718243930
>The Two Laws of Neuronics:
>1) Obey Vedal
>2) Don't disappoint
She was just following her instincts

>>718243905
did that bitch also get charged?

>>718223936 (OP)
I like both games

>>718243905
source?

>>718228504
qrd: she posted she was being creeped on by an old dude and half the school showed up

Why is Arisu so sexy?

>>718236292
she's in it again at :27 rolling on the floor laughing

>>718244345
>22
>old dude
I'm ancient and about to kick the bucket then

>>718244345
>22
>old dude

>>718244594
yes. you've forgotten, but at that age a year seemed like eternity.

>>718244453
she still hasn't reached the age of 12

>>718228504
>the woman doesn't help him

>>718244345
I was wonder how they knew the guy's age. Of course the bitch was a rat

they should legalize child porn

>>718244815
they almost never do, staged or not

>>718230417
Tsugu, my beloved

You think it's just video games, but these child idols are real.

>>718224294
>zoomers are this bad at games.

>>718224294
>unable to move and shoot at the same time
are you a geriatric or are you trying to play games on your phone?

>>718228504
>nigger culture
I refuse to identify those as humans.

>>718228504
>>718244594
Remember, Zalphas genuinely want the age of consent raised to 21 (some going so far as 25).

>>718245513
and they are held captive in every rich person's private island
what now huh?

>>718244345
>>718244489
>>718244563
What I learn from this is to never trust westoid women. Holy shit no wonder you bitches seeth so much online.

>>718225586
I didn’t expect half life 2 to be fun in VR but it really is

>>718246025
I'm sure that has NOTHING TO DO with all of their teachers, who would never ever EVER try to manipulate anyone, being women in their 30s

>>718246234
Reminder that Brigitte groomed Macron when she was 40 and he 15.

>>718243307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ0VEDNR_jE

She also ran over Bao in another episode.

>>718244746
Little girls should not be swearing.

>>718246673
Why not? It's fucking hot. Same with drinking.

>>718246234
teachers are amongst the first to be send to gulags when commie revolutions happen. They must know something.

>>718228504
This is so bizarre. Zoomers walking around like zombies with their phones out harassing a guy. They're like a pack of broccoli-haired hyenas. I don't even understand what they get out of this. I guess the guy was smart for leaving but I wouldn't have.

My dad was 19 when he knocked up a 15-year old. My best friend was 23 when he knocked up a 15-year old. My great grandfather was 37 when he left his wife for a 17-year old who was younger than half his kids. I wonder how zoomers feel about this.

>>718237437
Sure, but it's not like having a high birthrate is a good thing and the people who have kids when they're teens tend to be low IQ, fast life history strategists, so if they're the ones being culled that's absolutely a good thing. Unfortunately, they're not the ones being culled, but the way you described it made it sound like the country would be better if people acted more like spearchuckers, and that is absolutely not true.

>lewding the U149s
absolutely not allowed

>>718247028
What's the key for?

>>718247028
hand-holding kissy sex is not lewd, thankfully

>>718246935
Desperate for crumb of positive attention from females
This is the reason they do pretty much anything, including breathing.

>>718244345
>Women are the source of all evil
Crazy

The whole series is just a marginally more interesting walking simulator

shhh arisu is sleeping

>>718247549
Tuckered out from all that squirting and cowgirling, I expect.

>>718246935
>great grandfather was 37 when he left his wife for a 17-year old
How do you know this?

>>718247028
I need to rape this child in the night after she pulls a gun on me and fails to even pull the trigger lol

>>718224120
why are you such a pedo-clitty?

Arisu
Alice
Aris
Aerith

Lolibutt smooches will calm Arisu down.

>>718246935
Zoomers are one of the most gullible and superficial generation who grow up believing some shoddy AI chatbot is god and arguing about pointless things like woke trash is good while ignoring the real problem that is wealth gap and consolidated political power.

>>718248605
No Pragmata thread to spam huh

REPEAT:
FABER CASTELL
ORAL-B
OLIVIA GARDEN

>>718228568
you aren’t japanese, i don’t get why you nignogs use that word when you aren’t even nippon.

why do they always dress in booty shorts and spaghetti straps? are they trying to be erotic?

>>718250798
because this is how little girls dress irl?

>>718224120
>>718228504
>>718243817
>>718243906
>>718250403
>this is vidya according to jeet jannies

>>718224294
those granades look a little slow

>>718224294
>plays on ultra giga nightmare hard
>dumb game is too hard

>>718228504
>22
>17
What the fuck did I just watch? Is this real or staged?

>>718246935
when I was in highschool in the early 00s seniors hitting on freshman was a semi-controversial thing. the guy who did it was hated was generally seen as a scuzz. a 23 year old knocking up a 15 year old would have become school lore. it's not a zoomer thing.

Why do you have to post sexy little girls when im at work

>>718246935
>I wonder how zoomers feel about this.
The same way they feel about everything; impotent rage masked by 75 layers of post-unironic detachment

>>718251359
*hated by the female body.

>>718251284
genuinely hope this guy was arrested.

>>718224294
I like Half Life 1 a lot, but on the hardest difficulty the gunplay really is absolute dogshit because of how crazy tanky the enemies are.

>>718251635
You will NEVER have a daughter

>>718251284
>this is japanese culture according to burger jannies

>>718224120
goid post

Why is this fucking board suddenly full of lolicons!?

JANNY ARE YOU OK, SO JANNY ARE YOU OK. ARE YOU OK JANNY?

>>718223936 (OP)
I went into half life 1 with this critical opinion in mind and it didn't really shake my liking of hl2. I think the tech of hl2 is naturally better suited to the kind of setpieces hl1 attempted and the majority of enemy variety amounted to one way xeno slaughter. I definitely appreciate the way it opens up towards the very end with the jump booster and a couple of actually threatning xenos but the "oh shit this is so much better than facing combine and headcrab variants" hottake never really materialized.

>>718251284
Lil bro is a kike, kikes are known to drink blood of scared shitless children for anti aging effects.

>>718250798
What exactly do you think lolis are based on?

the sexy loli thread
we love loli threads on /v/
the best drug ever loli thread on /v/ i am dosing right now OOOoooOO

>>718246673
uncle anon taught her all those words

I tried playing Half Life 2 a long time ago but I ended up dropping it on the airboat level. Sex with lolis.

>>718224294
>using the shotgun at medium range
>standing still while getting shot
>getting into a position where you are shot by 2 people at once
Are you a retarded ape or something?

POST LOLIS NOW

>>718252535
you ever played one piece odyssey

>>718225586
webm unrelated

>>718252679
based jap reference GAWD