Thread 718224820

>bluesky watermark
>this tracks
?

Me on the bottom

>>718224820 (OP)
why are the french like this?

>>718224893
Because jews replaced germans as the occupational force

Me on the top

>>718224820 (OP)
You just know whoever was making that was having a fucking giggle the whole time.

Why didn't he just go to the hospital and said he did it with a dildo

Why is the horse giving me... that look?

That is a smug looking horse.

It's unironically crazy though how most creatures on earth basically have the same internal structure.

>>718224987
Most creatures don't even have bones. What are you smoking?

https://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=51_35

Horse dildos cast from actual horse cocks. :3

>>718224987
Small indie diety please understand

>>718224958
Did he even have time to reach hospital?

>>718224820 (OP)
>this tracks
ayo fr fr cuh ong skibidi ahh ohio rizz gyatt SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

>>718225364
nature is pure slop

>>718225384
He did, he chose to not to go to the hospital because he was some big engineer for planes.

>>718224987
Multiple mass extinction events are probably part of it.

>>718225515
>make dinosaurs once
>then pump out 5 trillion species of ants
this shit is ass

>>718224987
Yeah. It's almost as if we share an ancestor, or something crazy like that, and thus share the same traits.

>>718224820 (OP)
Baseball huh?

>>718225806
Cool it with the racist antisemitism

>>718224987
biodiversity makes no fucking sense.
it's one planet, everything should obviously be one thing.

>>718224820 (OP)
>a man instead of a woman
cringe af

>>718225291
>>718225364
>here's that remake lifeform I was telling you about

>>718224882
>>718224935
Me watching from afar

>>718224987
>One planet
>With multiple biomes
>Varying weather patterns
>Varying elevations
>Other lifeforms you'll have to compete with

>>718226123
>>718226223

>>718226351
live pov of my belly haha

>>718225364
>A-Human hand
>B-bird
>C-Crystal treatment

I need that webm of the freak girl running on all fours and jumping over a bench.

>>718224820 (OP)
>la meme

>>718224967
We all know why.

>>718224987
It just werks.

More than that, all complex life comes from an egg, so everything starts out the same.

>>718226351
Meant for >>718226076

>>718227235
damn what a hero

>>718224958
I wonder if he was healed from his horse cock addiction the moment is intestines ripped.

>>718226351
yeah thats enough webms for me today

>>718224958
gays are extremely shitty people

>>718224987
God is not that creative, he is a pragmatic guy

>>718225806
That bullshit was debunked decades ago lmao, try to keep up atheitard

>>718224958
You’re telling me I watched a man die?

>>718227235
fucking incredibly little dude
he truly went for it, hell be damned

>>718227425
Exactly. That's why he allows children to have bone cancer. He likes the lucky ones.

>>718224958
This is why you should just fuck mares instead.

>>718224958
I thought Mr. Hands was the horse's name

>>718227235
>I walk past some tree, not anywhere near just minding my own business and bees chase my ass running two blocks away stinging my legs and dying for it
>a hornet walks up and just takes bites out of bees for free and eventually takes one lone martyr for the trouble
It's not fucking fair

>>718227235
Why are hornets so fucking stupid?

>>718227678
You probably encountered some African bees.

>>718224987
shut up french faggot. don't change the subject

>>718227472
You did not. That one video everybody's seen is one of the many successful and non-lethal encounters he had with big, strapping stallions.

>>718224820 (OP)
Brian is in the kitchen.

>>718227678
Honey bees aren't really aggressive. You could scoop up them little bros and nothing would happen unless you attack the queen

>>718228004
>>718227472
It did not kill him but it did cause his death.

>>718227687
They've been around for millions of years doing this shit, must be doing something right.

MP4 unrelated

>>718227472
Wait, theres a video of this? I thought it was just reported on, who released the video lol.

>>718227757
God, I can't believe they ruined bees too

>>718228172
I think somebody showed it to me irl back in the day

>>718225291
don't fix what ain't broke

>>718225291
deityな

>>718224932
>implying the French were ever normal

>>718227757
nta but I was walking down the sidewalk once in front of my house when I was in kindergarten and a bumblebee landed on my hand and stung my middle finger immediately.
I do not believe the big bee propaganda

>>718224820 (OP)
You possess the knowledge

>>718227235
Not all heroes wear capes.

>>718226351
Stingless or not, I would never fucking touch that

>>718228468
It was yandere bee

>>718225291
>make small but stupid fuckup
>leave it in because you’d have to start everything from scratch to fix it
God is a game dev and we’re trapped in his spaghetti code

>>718227527
Except the only hand he had with humanity was with Adam and Eve. In the canon, it was the consumption of the forbidden fruit that made them imperfect and susceptible to death.

>>718227678
I think the bees were waiting for the hornet to enter their midst so they could swarm it and cause it to overheat by vibrating their wings. Hornet wasn't taking the bait though.

>>718228190
The funniest thing is how they came to be. Some researchers were looking into creating a strain of honey bees better suited for African climate and had a special barrier on the enclosures that allowed drones to fly out of the lab but wouldn't let the queens through to prevent uncontrolled spread.
A local beekeeper nigger saw this, went
>you stupid honkeys, da bees can't fly freely! lemme open that
and let them out

>>718224820 (OP)
>stealth tomb raider thread

test

>>718228727
scientists fault, you NEVER relax around blacks

>>718228467
very sportif

>>718226196
cuuuuck

>>718228150
Are they all milipede?

>>718228661
He could've have stopped them, but I guess letting his creation suffer for ages is his kink