>that time your parents forced you to play video-games with one of the neighbor girls because they thought you were anti-social and weird
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:10:10 PM
No.718232190
>>718232276
>>718232370
>that time dad and his friends took me to a prostitute and i started crying and mum got angry
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:12:17 PM
No.718232276
>>718232190
>>718232108 (OP)
zoomers genuinely think any of these is wrong.
I have no idea how those niggers will reproduce, or how are they gonna stand daily school shootings.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:12:58 PM
No.718232316
Yes I was in her basement and she was sitting right next to me but I pulled out my GBA and started playing Pokemon Emerald. After listening to me autism ramble about Pokemon for a bit she went upstairs and I kept trying to catch Pokemon in the Safari Zone
She's the closest thing I've ever had to a friend.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:13:56 PM
No.718232370
>>718232190
Asexual, anon? I would have freaked out if they did that to me.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:15:01 PM
No.718232419
>>718232805
>>718232108 (OP)
I know this girl. She is the popular chick from the Dexter's Lab episode where he breaks his glasses and everyone in the school swoons over him for having stylish broken glasses.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:18:55 PM
No.718232632
I went across to the street to play with this neighbor girl when I was 6 in 1999. I went in her house and her dad was playing MGS1, he was in the hallway leading up to Psycho Mantis. I sat and watched and the cutscene blew my fucking mind to pieces
I had my mom buy me the game the next day and I pretty much never hung out with the girl again. I still talk to her dad sometimes when I visit my dads house, I don't think he plays vidya anymore though. I let him borrow my MGS2 after I beat it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:20:37 PM
No.718232730
This happened to me but it was the annoying autistic kid and not a cute girl
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:21:00 PM
No.718232751
>>718232108 (OP)
I fucking wish
nobody in my life, even family, has ever went out of their way to wingman for me
and I have an imouto so all the girls in the neighborhood just hung out with her instead
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:24:29 PM
No.718232931
I remember going over to a neighbor girl's house and playing The Sims on her PS2. It was so goddamn boring because she was the one playing so I just had to watch as she played, so I stuck around for like twenty minutes looking at shit in her room before going home. I don't even think she noticed I left.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:25:40 PM
No.718232993
>>718233020
>>718232108 (OP)
you're supposed to go to school and make friends, anon, I went to my firend's house to play vidya often
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:27:21 PM
No.718233076
>>718233169
>>718234638
>>718233020
nobody is a degen at 8 years old, that shit comes with puberty
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:28:52 PM
No.718233169
>>718233076
My life contests this statement
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:54:51 PM
No.718234638
>>718233076
lol lmao
I was a little pervert right out of the womb
although in perfect me fashion the single time I needed to be a horndog I was too busy with my hotwheels to care