What was his fucking problem?
>>718234309 (OP)
No tomboy deer pussy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:53:36 PM
No.718234558
>>718234309 (OP)
Thinks carrying a knife around all the time is a personality trait.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:59:22 PM
No.718234910
>>718238234
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:12:12 PM
No.718235668
>>718257461
>>718262479
Going to have a hearty chuckle when all the monster dess art is thrown in the dumpster when dess turns out to be human just like kris.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:19:26 PM
No.718236031
>>718238189
>>718242327
>>718235981
good thing toby isint completely retarded
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:24:21 PM
No.718236297
Ramb.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:25:43 PM
No.718236362
People like the personality that's being forced on him more than his actual personality. That shit has to fucking hurt.
Janny won.
There are no longer big fun threads anymore, and Ch3/4 feels empty now since I cant discuss theories and shitpost without being 404'd every second
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:45:03 PM
No.718237425
>>718236391
Just delete all threads every so often and that counts as big J doing his big gay job.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:50:14 PM
No.718237747
Give him a break. He's a child of divorce.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:51:45 PM
No.718237827
Jesus loves you
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:53:22 PM
No.718237906
>>718234370
Wrong.
It's more like, tomboy deer pussy withdrawal.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:54:30 PM
No.718237970
>>718236391
We had some good times, eh, anon?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:57:08 PM
No.718238115
>>718234309 (OP)
I think chapter 1 felt too try-hard with the baiting for emotional engagement. This scene, Susie's speech when wanting to bite Kris's face off, the resolution of the final boss fight. Fortunately it was dialed back in the future chapters.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:58:22 PM
No.718238189
>>718236031
He's in the business of making subversive RPGs.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:59:05 PM
No.718238234
>>718251250
>>718234910
>Finds her
>She finds him instead
This is a molestation allegory
>red herrings: the game
>looks dumber and dumber as time goes on
>>718234309 (OP)
he likes fucking with you. he doesn't even need to zombie walk, he just does that for show
>but why does he do that
adopted child of divorced parents whose brother is away and probably is aware of the fact that his death is fated to happen
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:05:47 PM
No.718238650
>>718242918
>>718238420
i was so fucking mad when he just drank chocolate milk and walked like nothing was wrong
weird route will be truly... cathartic...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:08:28 PM
No.718238825
Bring back Negralsei
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:13:53 PM
No.718239142
>>718239221
>Deltarune General on /v/
Lmao
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:15:16 PM
No.718239221
>>718239142
WE GOT FUARKING OWNED BY JANNCHAD NIECHAD
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:22:35 PM
No.718239685
>>718235981
If true I will draw mountains of Dess porn
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:22:48 PM
No.718239697
>>718234309 (OP)
Not being a good partner like Chara or Frisk, my wives.
>>718236391
To be fair, it's been 2 months. Things have to end, eventually. Janny is still a tranny, though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:25:44 PM
No.718239884
>>718234309 (OP)
owww the edge. bravo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:25:59 PM
No.718239903
>>718246605
>>718236391
>in trying to silence Deltarune the tranny janny completely overshadowed the release of the switch poo and the new donkey kong game(flop)
Irony
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:26:50 PM
No.718239965
why
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:26:54 PM
No.718239968
>>718235981
dess already has a monster form ALBEIT. if she's actually human this would only double her fanarts.
>knight isn't dess!
triple it is then
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:28:41 PM
No.718240075
>i literally just want more fat ass white goth girl porn please
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:30:25 PM
No.718240195
i still haven't done weird route
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:40:48 PM
No.718240926
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:52:37 PM
No.718241734
>>718242008
i got spoiled on everything reading the threads and then they started getting deleted by the time I finished the game and I didn't want to read through them anyway because it was too exhausting
i hate myself
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:52:55 PM
No.718241753
>>718242152
>>718234309 (OP)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>his
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:54:19 PM
No.718241853
>>718238316
There aren't that many red herrings in the game.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:56:29 PM
No.718242008
>>718242137
>>718241734
It can't be helped. Threads are shit now anyway.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:58:25 PM
No.718242137
>>718242008
they were always shit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:58:34 PM
No.718242152
>>718244793
>>718241753
whoops my mistake!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:00:37 PM
No.718242327
>>718242661
>>718236031
t. someone who never spoke to him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:04:49 PM
No.718242637
>>718242968
>Noelle has to watch two of her crushes hooking up with each other
>Dess is sitting in a cuck bunker while Azzy bangs every girl in town
>Carol has to financially support her husband's gay lover
Why is every doe destined to become a cuckquean? Is it a curse, or is it genetic?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:05:10 PM
No.718242661
>>718242327
Literally every person in this thread...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:06:44 PM
No.718242772
>>718234309 (OP)
A skeleton's fucking his mom
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:07:08 PM
No.718242803
>>718238316
Just like homestuck
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:08:47 PM
No.718242918
>>718238650
>>718238420
I kneel if that's the intention. That means, the two current routes are
>Kris fucking with (You) to scare you
>(You) fucking with Kris to scare all of his friends and terrify him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:09:29 PM
No.718242968
>>718243225
>>718243453
>>718242637
It comes with the antlers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:13:07 PM
No.718243225
>>718243453
>>718242968
>every character with horns or antlers actually got cucked at some point
Jesus Christ, you're right. I hope Kris disposed of that horn headband properly.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:16:12 PM
No.718243453
>>718243694
>>718242968
>>718243225
Toriel was never cucked.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:18:31 PM
No.718243614
>>718238316
That's the point. Robert wants to "subvert your expectations," because he's an ideological subversive.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:19:37 PM
No.718243694
>>718243751
>>718236391
has there ever been an explanation about why they do it?
you cannot tell me it's because "no generals" when theres been a fucking ai image general consistently on the catalog for months and months
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:20:11 PM
No.718243751
>>718246027
>>718243694
... never had any relationships with Asgore. Also, Asriel was never cucked.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:24:08 PM
No.718244024
>>718244549
>>718259452
>>718235981
Dess being human would make no sense on multiple levels.
If Dess is human why would Kris feel the need to wear horns to fit in? He only did that because he's the only human in a society of monsters.
If Dess is human why has it not been brought up at all until now? Not even a small hint?
If Dess is human why does the Knight have horns?
Obviously the real design will be different from the fanart but she will look like her parents, in the same way that Asriel looked like Asgore and Toriel's child.
If Dess is human why is she HMOFA coded?
>>718244024
He wears the horn headband because dess did the same thing, just with an antler headband instead.
>not even a small hint
There are shoes fit for human feet in dess's room
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:31:58 PM
No.718244573
i cant imagine forming my entire self worth and value around another man's fictional world
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:32:03 PM
No.718244576
>>718244642
>>718244081
Because that's your fanfiction, and you want her to be like that
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:32:35 PM
No.718244623
Dess is also not the knight
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:32:45 PM
No.718244638
>>718244549
The description literally says they're fit for hooves.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:32:50 PM
No.718244642
>>718244576
*Kris fanfiction
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:25 PM
No.718244679
>>718244081
humans are, in fact, anthro
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:48 PM
No.718244704
>>718252204
>>718238420
Maybe his slow staggered movement was simply an attempt to keep quiet?
In chapter 1, he does it when its late at night. Maybe to avoid waking Tori.
In chapter 2, he does it when Susie and Tori are in the next room - and again when they are asleep in the same room.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:50 PM
No.718244709
>>718244834
>>718244846
>>718244549
>She has Kris' shirt and Asriel's retainer but anon never considered once that she would also have Kris' shoes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:34:13 PM
No.718244741
>>718245285
>>718244549
>He wears the horn headband because dess did the same thing, just with an antler headband instead.
That's dumb and needlessly complicated.
Toby doesn't write like that. He inserts surprises but he doesn't do that kind of "subvert your expectations" storytelling.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:34:28 PM
No.718244759
>>718245289
>>718257820
>>718244081
She isn't. You're a furry in denial, plus Dess was dating Asriel.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:34:50 PM
No.718244793
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:23 PM
No.718244834
>>718244709
Dess collects Kris shoes? damn freaky
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:35:28 PM
No.718244846
>>718257820
>>718244709
*Asrielβs shirt.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:37:43 PM
No.718245005
>>718234309 (OP)
He was just trolling
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:38:26 PM
No.718245063
Yeah, because dess would totally just steal kris's shoes
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:41:30 PM
No.718245285
>>718245557
>>718244741
>He inserts surprises but he doesn't do that kind of "subvert your expectations" storytelling.
Except for the moment in OP's pic
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:41:35 PM
No.718245289
>>718244759
>in denial
Wrong.
Humanitychad.
Proudly accepting.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:43:36 PM
No.718245423
>the antler headband is the knight/knights armor
NOW you have my attention
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:45:43 PM
No.718245557
>>718245285
Kris plugged the TV in and made the deal with Tenna during that Knight. You were rused.
>Play Deltarune
>Game's story is about idk, love? Or something, choosing to save or kill everybody
>Deltarune comes out
>Have no fucking clue what the story is about
>People talk about it like it's some kind of religious text
I don't get it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:49:41 PM
No.718245838
>>718245904
>>718245571
>Have no fucking clue what the story is about
Story so far has been simple as fuck to follow, not our fault that you can't keep up
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:50:45 PM
No.718245904
>>718245958
>>718246061
>>718245838
I haven't played the game, but good job admitting to the world that deltarune fans are passive aggressive bitches
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:51:22 PM
No.718245958
>>718246278
>>718245904
Maybe you should play the game???
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:52:36 PM
No.718246027
>>718246378
>>718243751
>Asriel was never cucked
Yeah, about that...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:52:53 PM
No.718246048
>>718245571
chapter 4 has a church world and prophecy as the main focus, still i wouldn't call it religious
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:53:01 PM
No.718246061
>>718245904
>I don't understand what the story of a game i haven't played is about
There's a description on steam or you could just play the game.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:53:54 PM
No.718246135
>>718246892
>>718244549
We already have a counterpart to Kris' headband in Holiday household, you dumb secondary, it's Noelle's angel wings.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:53:57 PM
No.718246140
>>718245571
Surprisingly enough, I never seen people whine about "not getting" Undertale. Why is Deltarune so much more complicated to get compared to it?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:55:51 PM
No.718246278
>>718246773
>>718245958
Maybe I won't now I have had first hand experience that the fans are assholes.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:56:31 PM
No.718246335
>>718247095
>>718245571
The theme is freedom or something.
But it doesn't seem to have any substantial tie in with the game's mechanics.
Undertale drew a strong connection between its save/reload system and the concept it was exploring, to decent success.
Deltarune doesn't really have an equivalent to that.
Maybe it will in the future, maybe the finalized version of Deltarune will blow its predecessor out of the water, but ultimately pontificating on potentials and possibilities is a waste of time.
What matters is what is in the game right now.
And currently there is not very impressive, just loose threads and whispers of intrigue.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:56:35 PM
No.718246343
So what is the ch5 forecast for our man? Is he gonna get redeemed? Going to show everyone that the Dark World is real? Have a tragic death that shows he was always a good guy all along?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:57:13 PM
No.718246378
>>718246027
>Fanfiction.
>Girl Asriel moved on.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:57:53 PM
No.718246437
>>718246580
>>718246271
Probably because Undertale has this period where it wasn't insanely popular and people found out about it the normal way, by the time Deltarune came out this huge "homestuck" esque fanbase was crowding around Undertale and claimed ownership of Deltarune immediately, this has hugely put me off the franchise and made me question if I even really understood what Undertale was about.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:58:49 PM
No.718246503
>>718246604
Web 3 is going to shit its pants so hard when it realizes this entire series is just about Toby Fox's relationship with Andrew Hussie and Chara is just Toby's edgelord self-insert he uses to angst about his repressed homosexuality and he just kills himself at the end.
>>718246271
It's pretty funny because I think that Deltarune's themes are a lot more straight forward. I still don't get what exactly Undertale was about.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:59:52 PM
No.718246580
>>718246752
>>718246437
>question if I even really understood what Undertale was about
You probably didn't, but that's fine, a lot of the people who love it didn't either.
That said, being put off of a game because of the fanbase is the dumbest shit.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:00:15 PM
No.718246604
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:00:16 PM
No.718246605
>>718239903
Get the fuck outta here.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:01:58 PM
No.718246719
>>718247680
>>718248513
>>718246271
To be fair, Deltarune is pretty vague. We didn't even realized we don't have a concrete mission statement besides "Close the fountains" until the new release, and the mystery itself is so broad it can pretty much be described as "What the hell is going on?"
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:21 PM
No.718246752
>>718246893
>>718246580
>That said, being put off of a game because of the fanbase is the dumbest shit.
You literally claimed I didn't fully understand Undertale based off of no evidence before making that comment.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:42 PM
No.718246770
>>718243710
This game isn't a cultural phenomenon ok
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:43 PM
No.718246773
>>718246841
>>718246278
> Gasp!
> Someone was mean to me on 4channel.gov.tv(tm)!!!
Lmao.
Quit the histrionics ya huge, weeping wuss.
So what's this story about you "people" ruining a memorial for someone's grandmother in wplace?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:03:04 PM
No.718246796
>>718246913
>>718246519
Undertale really wasn't about pushing a message, it was just a quick indie game about the relationship between the player and the game setting. It got super popular solely because of the prebuilt Homestuck fanbase swamping tumblr at the peak of its collective autism.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:03:46 PM
No.718246841
>>718246991
>>718247779
>>718246773
>I was only joking being a huge asshole who hates you
Yeah sure buddy, how about you go fuck yourself? Oh wait can't handle it when you get dished what you serve? Fuck you.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:04:23 PM
No.718246892
>>718246135
>Kris is the devil
>Noelle is the angel
kino...
this connection is way too conveniently intentional honestly, fucking red herrings
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:04:25 PM
No.718246893
>>718247286
>>718246752
There's plenty of evidence. For one, if the fan response to a game makes you think you misunderstood that game, you didn't fully internalize the lessons of Undertale.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:04:32 PM
No.718246913
>>718247296
>>718246796
>Undertale really wasn't about pushing a message
Are you forgetting this one?
>about the relationship between the player and the game setting
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:04:50 PM
No.718246946
>>718247129
>>718246519
What the hell are you talking about? Undertake is way simpler. It's literally just
>What if RPG Monsters...le good?
>What if killing mobs...le bad?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:05:33 PM
No.718246991
>>718247286
>>718246841
>This one anonymous person on the internet was rude to me?! HE HATES MEEEEE!
Holy crap, get a hold of yourself you pansy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:06:25 PM
No.718247051
>>718247136
>>718247169
>>718246776
Troons are vile creatures and it's the troon part of the fanbase that cares about wplace.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:06:58 PM
No.718247095
>>718246335
The theme is escapism. The characters who seek to break free in the game all fail and get a false, twisted freedom, just like the videogame player does. Kris and us the player will likely break free at the end of the game and wheter that freedom is authentic or not will determine the "good" or "bad" ending. The corresponding feature in the game is the fact that most of the game is also a game diegetically
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:07:27 PM
No.718247129
>>718246946
What the hell are YOU talking about? Those aren't even points Undertale tries to make. And they have nothing to do with its message.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:07:32 PM
No.718247136
>>718247625
>>718247051
>the troon part of the fanbase
So the whole fanbase, got it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:07:58 PM
No.718247169
>>718247696
>>718247051
>One of the griefings were under the name "George Floid"
It's a combination of dumb and/or underage Deltarune fans, and falseflag griefings by people who hate Deltarune
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:08:50 PM
No.718247246
>>718246271
Because it's not finished.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:21 PM
No.718247286
>>718247365
>>718246991
Sounds like a you problem.
>>718246893
What do I do then? I have to be honest, I am not very interested in reading Homestuck at all.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:33 PM
No.718247296
>>718246913
There's a difference between pushing a message and exploring a thing. Toby doesn't really care which path you take and he's not pushing a "pacifism good violence bad" message, he's just having characters react logically to thing you do in-universe, with like three or four characters with varying degrees of knowing you can manipulate time.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:51 PM
No.718247317
>>718247574
>>718247696
>>718246776
>NOOOOOOO not the wholesome pixel art grave... it was for a heccin cute grandma...
Literally nobody cares, stop pretending
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:26 PM
No.718247365
>>718247560
>>718247286
Why are you asking me what to do? Tell me what you think Undertale's message was supposed to be and how the fanbase somehow shook your belief in that.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:37 PM
No.718247378
>>718247574
>>718246776
Troons hate humanity and spam their flags everywhere and falseflags where it would make them look bad.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:13:01 PM
No.718247560
>>718247687
>>718248396
>>718247365
Typical RPG games are "go kill the enemies kill the boss" and Undertale had characters, jokes, a story and you can just not kill anybody and save them, or be evil and kill them.
Flowey is evil, doesnt care either way what you do, and is a lesson in what "evil" is
I have no idea about Asgore or why he disappeared or something, I can't remember much, I also know that the monsters all hate humans because humans kill them.
Thats basically it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:13:08 PM
No.718247574
>>718247824
>>718247317
I only care insofar it proves how disgusting you, and your ideologically-subversive game, are.
>>718247378
>Troons hate humanity
Makes sense that they'd praise a game where the Monsters are the good guys...
>falseflags
"No, that wasn't us! It was... people acting exactly like we do to spite us!"
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:00 PM
No.718247625
>>718247714
>>718247136
Troons hate the people who sexualize the characters, so no.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:50 PM
No.718247680
>>718246719
>pretty vague
The themes of the game are pretty clear by now, but not everything is spelled out in glowing text,
and the episodic releases and need to keep the mystery going (for fucking years) will keep some questions unanswered.
The release schedule is what results in people making up theories and confusing everyone.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:01 PM
No.718247687
>>718247823
>>718247560
Did you do, or at least watch the Genocide route?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:05 PM
No.718247696
>>718247910
>>718247169
Is this comment also a falseflag?
>>718247317
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:15:18 PM
No.718247714
>>718247764
>>718247625
>Troons hate the people who sexualize
Nice cope.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:16:19 PM
No.718247764
>>718247832
>>718247714
I'm right, though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:16:30 PM
No.718247779
>>718247884
>>718246841
>Go fuck yourself
Frankly lad, your throwing softballs here.
What's the matter, having trouble getting that hateboner standing at attention?
Touch of mental impotence?
Why don't we take five minutes to wait for your performance enhancers to kick in.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:16:57 PM
No.718247823
>>718248160
>>718247687
I don't think so, no, if that is the one where you fight sans no I never did that, genuinely probably too difficult for me as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:16:57 PM
No.718247824
>>718247914
>>718247574
>ideologically-subversive game
>deltarune
90s "think about the children!!" level of retarded outrage, you should find a job or hobby that's not getting mad a the internet, genuinely.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:12 PM
No.718247832
>>718248167
>>718247764
Then where did you find that horrendous "art"?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:41 PM
No.718247864
>>718247914
>>718248083
>>718234309 (OP)
>parents divorced
>brotherβs at college
>to scared to interact with their childhood friend
>trying to keep the fact that theyβre being possessed by a demon a secret
>has to betray their new friend to uphold a promise they made
Also being a they/themfag
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:17:57 PM
No.718247884
>>718247779
you're*
Looks like I won after all............................
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:18:23 PM
No.718247910
>>718247696
>Either every single fan of X is an asshole, or every single fan of X is innocent
You're an adult anon, use your brain and realize no fandom has only idiots or assholes. "The site has DR fans that griefed people, and the site has DR that took the oportunity to make the fandom looks bad" it's not a complicated thing to understand.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:18:28 PM
No.718247914
>>718248000
>>718247824
Except I'm right. See bottom of
>>718247864
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:19:53 PM
No.718248000
>>718248291
>>718247914
How is Kris being a them ideologically subversive?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:20:38 PM
No.718248060
>>718248291
>>718248305
Wtf about this game is supposed to be "ideologically subversive"?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:20:47 PM
No.718248069
>>718248425
For me? Its Krusie in Deltarune and FunnyGummy in The Amazing Digital Circus
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:20:56 PM
No.718248083
>>718247864
hey man i'm not a demon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:21:57 PM
No.718248160
>>718248286
>>718247823
Did you at least manage to get the "good ending" that you can get after you finish the game with a neutral ending? Neutral ending are the ones where you get a call at the end.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:22:02 PM
No.718248167
>>718247832
Made by an eastern, someone that troons hate.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:23:09 PM
No.718248249
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:23:26 PM
No.718248279
so who's the narrator? gaster?
it's way too detached for it to be the soul and keeps alternating between calling kris kris and you
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:23:33 PM
No.718248286
>>718248470
>>718248160
I don't remember, I played the game the year it was released which was a long time ago, I know that I played it twice at least, one where you fight the huge flowey boss and another time i do think i got the phonecall but i don't remember.
Maybe I will have to play the whole thing again.
>>718248000
>>718248060
>how is asserting the "normalcy" of non-binary people ideologically subversive???
On top of that, the "church" that I've seen many of you point to as proving some kind of Christian morality in the game "doesn't believe in sin." Game's own words.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:23:52 PM
No.718248305
>>718248060
there is Gay's
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:23:57 PM
No.718248310
>>718246519
>I still don't get what exactly Undertale was about.
"Imagine how your mind would deteriorate if you had save and load powers and knew how everyone would react to every stimulus. Even the people you love would become numbers and statistics. Would you resist this void or embrace it?"
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:25:06 PM
No.718248381
>>718248508
>>718248584
>>718248291
Not every Christian church is a hard-right Bible thumping tard camp
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:25:23 PM
No.718248396
>>718249048
>>718247560
>typical RPG games are [heinous reductionism]
Undertale was not an "own" on RPGs nor on the things you "normally" do in RPGs. Being dismissive about RPGs makes it clear you didn't quite get Undertale.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:25:41 PM
No.718248425
>>718248069
Literally every single Frans fangirl I followed in Pixiv ended up shipping the bunny with the clown. Is it just because he's a Tumblr sexyman esque?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:25:56 PM
No.718248441
what a weird route thread
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:26:20 PM
No.718248470
>>718249218
>>718248286
You can get the Good End and consider the game "Done", but witnessing the "Evil" route will complete the story and themes the story builds.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:26:56 PM
No.718248508
>>718248670
>>718248381
NTA but I can barely say liberal """churches""" are Christian.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:27:01 PM
No.718248513
>>718246719
ralsei is a zigger
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:27:13 PM
No.718248532
Found this off r*ddit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:27:56 PM
No.718248584
>>718248670
>>718248381
>not every Christian church is actually Christian
I know too well. I was born on the West Coast.
>>718234370
Imagine getting addicted to this and then it gets taken away from you. It would mindbreak the strongest man on Earth.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:29:04 PM
No.718248661
>>718249207
>>718248291
>Asserting the normalcy of non-binary
Where does the game do that?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:29:09 PM
No.718248670
>>718249207
>>718249619
>>718248508
>>718248584
>Jesus: "Hey stop being dicks to everyone."
>Bible-thumping tards: "Actually you need to be a raging douchebag or you're not a REAL Christian."
Every time.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:29:20 PM
No.718248682
>>718249207
>>718248291
The game never alludes to their church being Christian in nature. There mentions of "Angels" and "Demons" every now and then, but nothing that really correlates to any christian group, similar to how NGE has christian imagery but they used that because it was cool.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:31:03 PM
No.718248809
>>718248626
>It would mindbreak the strongest man on Earth.
No wonder Ralesi went to college.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:33:16 PM
No.718248959
>>718251527
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:33:59 PM
No.718249003
>>718249207
>>718248291
>Christian
Not really? the church so far it seems to have been made because of the ''angel'' that looks like the logo of Deltarune
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:34:32 PM
No.718249048
>>718248396
>heinour reductionism
I am 100% sure you don't know what the fuck that word means or how to use it, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:34:59 PM
No.718249083
>>718250347
>>718248626
we know that dess disappearing factually mindbroke at least three people, kris, noelle, and asriel (although we don't know the full extent)
there's also carol and asgore that changed pretty hard right after, which brings us to five
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:35:01 PM
No.718249093
>>718249250
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:35:22 PM
No.718249120
>>718249579
>>718248895
krunk from pennsylvania?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:36:03 PM
No.718249171
>>718249918
>>718248895
very lucky he didn't call kris a dog
that may have gotten dangerous
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:36:31 PM
No.718249207
>>718249585
>>718248661
The main character being a tabula rasa, "genderless" child.
>>718248670
>raging douchebag
"Oh no, being mean!"
>>718248682
>>718249003
>The game never alludes to their church being Christian in nature
No, Robert just made it look like a real-world Christian church for absolutely no reason at all...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:36:38 PM
No.718249218
>>718248470
Alright, thanks anon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:37:03 PM
No.718249250
>>718249093
who the fuck is susan
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:37:25 PM
No.718249273
>>718249360
>>718249381
>>718234309 (OP)
Lefties go fucking ballistic if you don't call him 'they' or some shit.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:38:27 PM
No.718249360
>>718249496
>>718249273
It's almost like Robert is courting that type of audience...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:38:40 PM
No.718249381
>>718249273
allegedly why jerma hasn't played the new parts
they gave joel the same treatment after he slipped up
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:39:59 PM
No.718249496
>>718249718
>>718249360
So what we aren't that audience so why does it matter?
>>718249120
Undertale intro human who the artist shipped with catty cause why not
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:41:21 PM
No.718249585
>>718249718
>>718249207
>The main character being a tabula rasa, "genderless" child.
The game never implies Tabula Rasa for Kris, the hell?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:41:57 PM
No.718249619
>>718248670
I doubt you ever read the Bible.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:42:04 PM
No.718249632
>>718249579
i see that codpiece
i know what he is
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:42:52 PM
No.718249687
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:43:16 PM
No.718249718
>>718249909
>>718249967
>>718249496
>we aren't that audience
So how did Robert court you?
>>718249585
>a faceless, "genderless" "human" that the player is meant to project onto
>"wh-what do you mean he's a blank slate?"
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:44:43 PM
No.718249816
>>718249579
>shipped with catty cause why not
As someone who ships Undyne with Harry Du Bois, I find this approach extremely based.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:45:12 PM
No.718249848
>>718248895
>Reddit image is cringe
As usual.
>>718249718
>a faceless, "genderless" "human" that the player is meant to project onto
The game goes out of its way to constanly paint Kris as being their own person, one that has history with the characters around them, likes, dislikes, and quirks.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:46:14 PM
No.718249918
>>718249171
Puppy girls...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:46:49 PM
No.718249967
>>718250292
>>718249718
Kris had a whole ass life before chapter 1
a-are you baiting me anon-kun?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:47:14 PM
No.718249998
>>718250540
Someone please save this kid from those violent tomboys
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:47:34 PM
No.718250018
>>718249579
>Undertale intro human
What? You mean the sillouette ones that were in the "the human sealed the monsters" part or whatever? That one?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:49:09 PM
No.718250121
>>718236391
even without the jannies everything ends
there is a point where there wont be anything else to add
Then you have only ritual posts
For now, don't mind when things get slow
Be happy that they are still here
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:51:47 PM
No.718250292
>>718250481
>>718252781
>>718249909
>>718249967
Okay, who IS Kris, then?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:52:36 PM
No.718250347
>>718251010
>>718249083
I know I would be crying 24/7 if I lost this
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:54:48 PM
No.718250481
>>718250292
Only human, weirdo kid, used to wear a headband to feel included around monsterkind, used to play piano with the choir but stopped, and now has hangups about playing piano at all, used to hang up with his brother and with the holiday sisters Noelle and Dess, loved finding was to scare Noelle.
Anon did you even play the game? I'm not even halfway done.
>>718249998
There are fates worse than this.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:58:34 PM
No.718250751
>>718250540
Needs to be plapped into compliance
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:59:27 PM
No.718250809
>>718250881
>>718252493
>>718246776
>you people
Proven to be a shartyfag on twitter btw
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:59:52 PM
No.718250843
>>718251104
>>718249909
This.
Its kind of the crux the game's message hinges on.
The only non-pozzed reason I can think of that may explain why everyone refers to kris as 'they' is if he's not a true human.
That is, if he is some sort of sexless homunculus like the vessel the player makes during the survey program.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:00:28 PM
No.718250881
>>718252304
>>718250809
Are those teenagers your scapegoat whenever you do something cringe now?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:00:49 PM
No.718250918
>>718251090
>>718250540
oh no haha help meeeeeeee
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:02:09 PM
No.718251010
>>718251112
>>718252096
>>718250347
imagine losing you're oldest friend, best friend, and girlfriend all at once
then both her and your family fall apart because of it
it's honestly impressive how asriel seemed to stay the most stable out of everyone affected by dess' disappearance
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:03:27 PM
No.718251090
>>718251292
>>718258620
>>718250843
i've seen some other plausible reasons, like the raising humans book referring to humans as they/ them and toriel interpreting that as pronouns, or kris actively blocking he's/ she's from (you) in an attempt to hide as much info from (you) as possible
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:03:46 PM
No.718251112
>>718251248
>>718251010
>it's honestly impressive how asriel seemed to stay the most stable out of everyone
Only becaues he's not around for us to see him being an absolute mess.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:05:46 PM
No.718251248
>>718251394
>>718251112
just based on context clues asriel manged to handle it
he still took care of kris and did well enough in school to go to college, while also spending enough time with other people to keep his golden boy reputation
i won't be surprised if he burnt out in college once he got away from it all, but he managed while he was in hometown at the very least
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:05:51 PM
No.718251250
>>718238234
they'll find eachother
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:06:27 PM
No.718251292
>>718251090
oh no...
what a nightmare...
>>718251104
I saw a lot of people saying "Oh it would be great if Toby came out as a chud/phobic because then his annoying audience would leave" and I don't think that would ever happen, but if he ever gives an explanation to Kris using "them" pronouns that ends up invalidating the "non binary" representation, that could end up with a chunk of the fandom cursing him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:07:36 PM
No.718251380
>>718251104
> kris actively blocking he's/ she's from (you) in an attempt to hide as much info from (you) as possible
That's interesting, but how would it work practically?
The soul possession situation seems quite recent.
Did he go around insisting that everyone in town call him 'they'?
And not only did everybody go along with his demands, but haven't slipped up once?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:07:42 PM
No.718251384
>>718251463
>>718251104
>>718251308
The simplest explanation is that it's lame gender shit but also will never be said out loud because Toby realizes doing that is cringe as fuck.
>>718251248
Oh yeah, was there ever clues that could give us a timeline for how many years passed for Dess dissapearance and Asriel going to college?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:08:52 PM
No.718251463
>>718251384
Yeah that's the most likely explanation, Toby doesn't need his fandom to be even more rabid.
Just thought it would be funny if it happened.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:08:52 PM
No.718251464
It was a different time.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:09:26 PM
No.718251512
>>718251308
That chunk of the fanbase is an albatross.
They are the same sort of people who twisted homestuck into the abomination it is today.
Toby would be better off shedding them.
>>718249579
>Undertale intro human who the artist shipped with catty cause why not
like father like son
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:09:41 PM
No.718251527
>>718248959
it will be really annoying if we never get to actually see Dess
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:10:09 PM
No.718251553
>>718251805
>>718251394
no
we know it was before kris and noelle were in highschool, so at least 5ish years, but nothing more than that
i think it will be addressed as soon as susie asks who dess is and somebody tells her the version they know of what happened, probably noelle in ch5
Post edgy Dess/Knight art
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:11:19 PM
No.718251626
>>718251867
>>718251885
>>718251308
the non-binary tards are delusional anyways because neither toby or the game ever said that about kris, it's pure headcanon that they all latched on to
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:11:21 PM
No.718251628
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:11:59 PM
No.718251673
>>718251725
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:12:45 PM
No.718251725
>>718251921
>>718251673
>>718251524
Holy fuck kek
I hope Kris doesnt get dyke cucked
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:13:39 PM
No.718251790
>>718251394
Noelle couldn't do the spelling bee so it was definitively early
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:13:46 PM
No.718251805
>>718251553
Man.
What happened in the woods behind the graveyard?
The event that Noelle blocked from her memory.
Sucks that we're going to need to wait until 2035 to get the full picture.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:14:44 PM
No.718251885
>>718251626
>neither toby or the game ever said that about kris
No, "they" are just "they" just... because, and for no other reason at all, you bigot!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:15:12 PM
No.718251921
>>718252402
>>718251725
take the femkris pill to avoid cucking
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:15:48 PM
No.718251962
>>718251867
I kneel. Toby is a faggot.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:16:12 PM
No.718251991
>>718252542
>>718251881
>"Kris, eat the fucking moss"
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:17:29 PM
No.718252079
>>718243710
/v/ is an internet cultural phenomenon board that moonlights as an indian AI general and also acts as /pol/ for people who live in isreal or other places you get made fun of for posting out of on the actual /pol/. That's why there's so much shilling
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:17:30 PM
No.718252084
>>718235981
>shoes made for hooves
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:17:40 PM
No.718252094
>>718252387
>>718253358
>>718251867
please point out where toby calls kris non binary
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:17:41 PM
No.718252096
>>718252243
>>718251010
I am sure Asriel ran away to college to move on from whatever happened at the town. Escapism is a huge theme, y'know.
Sucks he meet basically Satan and her best friend there, though.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:18:58 PM
No.718252193
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:19:08 PM
No.718252204
>>718252965
>>718244704
his footsteps are 5x louder when he does the zombie steps. he's making the noise as if he was stepping on a stone floor when walking on carpet
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:19:25 PM
No.718252231
>>718252651
>>718251104
>or kris actively blocking he's/ she's from (you) in an attempt to hide as much info from (you) as possible
This would only make sense if Kris' gender could possibly be plot-relevant. Like if Kris was a girl.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:19:33 PM
No.718252243
>>718252531
>>718253224
>>718252096
i get the feeling if chara does show up again she'll be a lot more chill
or at the very least not try and get herself and asriel killed
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:19:38 PM
No.718252253
>>718251308
Toby is too much of a coward to push any part of the fanbase away. That's why he hides behind his humor and Japanese developer persona.
>>718251394
Noelle was in kindergarten when Dess disappeared. Asriel is at best only 3 years older than her.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:20:14 PM
No.718252304
>>718250881
>feigning ignorance
I couldnβt imagine being you
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:21:18 PM
No.718252387
>>718252459
>>718252094
>corrects him calling kris "he" to "they"
i just wanna see how you can spin this to kris not being non-binary and going by they/them pronouns.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:21:28 PM
No.718252402
>>718252729
>>718252767
>>718251921
>FemKris ends with Berdly
Fate worser than death.
>>718252387
Did he say Kris is non-binary? No? Then fuck off.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:22:42 PM
No.718252493
>>718250809
that sharty post was made after it already happened tho
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:23:15 PM
No.718252531
>>718253224
>>718252243
Desu I doubt Chara will show up again, outside of the vague "demon that represents grinding", that is.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:23:26 PM
No.718252542
>>718253227
>>718251991
>>718251881
>reindeers eat moss
>Kris is strangely obsessed with eating moss
Dear God, Dess completely warped Kris... What a sick tomboy pervert, I hope a cop runs over her criminal pedo ass or something.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:24:46 PM
No.718252651
>>718252231
if toby didn't want one's sex to matter then he wouldn't have made the prophecy specifically call for a girl
'no one can choose who they are in this world'
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:25:07 PM
No.718252673
>>718253295
>>718253897
>>718252459
>LA LA LA DOESNT COUNT HE DIDNT EXPLICITLY TURN TO THE CAMERA AND SAY "KRIS IS NON-BINARY"
Lmao'ing @ your life
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:25:48 PM
No.718252729
>>718253129
>>718252402
nah, kris is lizard pilled and susie is apple pilled
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:26:24 PM
No.718252767
>>718252402
(You)'re next.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:26:28 PM
No.718252781
>>718250292
We have a lot of clues, but we will have to wait until Kris and Noelle finally gets their childhood flashback to fully know him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:29:22 PM
No.718252965
>>718252204
Might not be diegetic?
It could be a representation of how everything seems louder when you are trying to sneak around?
Doesn't really make sense for Kris to make lsuch loud echoing footfalls on carpet, even if he were stomping as hard as he could.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:29:27 PM
No.718252968
>>718253174
>>718253205
>culture war pronouns nigger talk
>stupid nigger theories like dess being human from retards who think toby is scott cawthon and are still shitter shattered they didnt get epic genoslide chara reskin kris in chapter 2 or muh mike in chapter 3
dogshit threads
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:30:31 PM
No.718253050
>>718253102
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:31:30 PM
No.718253102
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:31:57 PM
No.718253129
>>718253294
>>718252729
Krusie is for male Kris.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:40 PM
No.718253174
>>718253250
>>718252968
>there are people who actually speak like this on /v/
>this very same person is an anti-weird route fag
why am i not surprised
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:32:59 PM
No.718253205
>>718252968
Good, stay away. No fun allowed nigger.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:33:12 PM
No.718253224
>>718253420
>>718252243
MAYBE frisk as a cameo, but tobby being the gay man he is, will make frisk a dude, so i hope it doesnt happen
>>718252531
i can see this happening tho, and maybe it will since in the church we have a preview of a computer window being slashed, still i hope its just regular chara and not "grown up"
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:33:15 PM
No.718253227
>>718253405
>>718254452
>>718252542
Soon poor Susie is going to learn that people only like her because she reminds them of Dess. Even Toriel only warmed up to her because she felt guilt over what she did to Dess. Alphys is the only one who likes her for what she is.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:33:42 PM
No.718253250
>>718253174
>>this very same person is an anti-weird route fag
???
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:16 PM
No.718253294
>>718253496
>>718253129
i don't care what they have in their pants
kris and susie are for each other
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:16 PM
No.718253295
>>718253427
>>718252673
So you admit he didn't say that?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:37 PM
No.718253328
>>718253371
>>718253527
>>718236391
What's the point of theorizing when Toby will retcon everything we have expections for into a joke and get praised for it anyways
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:34:56 PM
No.718253358
>>718253475
>>718252459
>>718251867
>>718252094
>N-NO... IMPOSSIBLE...! WHY WOULD TOBY... CORRECT HIM CALLING KRIS "HE"...?
>NONONONONONO THIS CANT BE, THERE HAS TO BE A DIFFERENT REASON! TOBY... TOBY WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:35:07 PM
No.718253371
>>718253328
posted it again award
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:35:25 PM
No.718253382
>>718253567
>>718253672
>>718251308
Most chud thing Toby could ever know is the prophecy telling Kris theyβre a she. That theyβre βthe girlβ since it was emphasized so heavily and so constantly
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:35:41 PM
No.718253405
>>718253227
i think kris also likes susie for who she is and not as a dess stand in
from what we know of the two they're pretty different outside of the tomboy thing
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:35:57 PM
No.718253420
>>718253909
>>718253224
>maybe it will since in the church we have a preview of a computer window being slashed,
Sorry, Chara friend. That was just Tenna being slashed by the Knight.
>Frisk cameo but she's a dude.
Horrifying imagery.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:05 PM
No.718253427
>>718253295
I expect your niggerbrain to work out a reason on why he corrected that guy with "they're".
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:41 PM
No.718253475
>>718253613
>>718253358
please point out where toby called kris non binary
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:58 PM
No.718253496
>>718253294
I can respect that. Good on you for staying to your morals.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:37:28 PM
No.718253527
>>718253328
yep, here's the type of stupid fucking nigger i was talking about, the same type of stupid nigger who actually thought chapter 2 was going to start with kris killing toriel and then having an epic sans rematch
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:38:01 PM
No.718253567
>>718255120
>>718253382
This can end up being super woke if Kris being they/them is supposed to be a good thing.
>>718253475
>TH-THATS IT! TOBY NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID KRIS WAS NON-BINARY! HE ONLY... WROTE EVERY INSTANCE OF KRIS BEING REFERRED TO WITH A PRONOUN WITH "THEY" OR "THEM" AND CORRECTED THAT GUY SAYING "HE'S" WITH "THEY'RE". THAT'S IT! I KNEW IT! I FIGURED IT OUT!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:21 PM
No.718253667
>>718253823
>>718253613
that's a whole lot of words, but none of them are where toby called kris non binary
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:26 PM
No.718253672
>>718253382
>no problem and encouraged to call Ralsei a she
>but the moment you do to kris
we live in a society
Why didn't Kris just pull out the SOUL during the Couch scene ?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:29 PM
No.718253680
>>718253823
>>718253613
please point out where toby called kris non binary
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:46 PM
No.718253697
>>718256168
Kriselle fanart for no fucking reason:
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:39:58 PM
No.718253715
>>718253760
>>718253917
>>718253613
toby is fucking BASED and would never put LGBT shit in his game
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:40:29 PM
No.718253760
>>718253797
>>718253715
What about the two Royal Guards
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:41:00 PM
No.718253797
>>718253667
>>718253680
please point to a SINGLE instance of kris being referred to as "he" or "she". anything, at all. out of the game itself, i just proved toby refers to kris as "they/them". now it's your turn.
ill be waiting.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:41:43 PM
No.718253862
you see its important that we have the gay culture war discussion about kris's pronouns for the 1000th time in a week because otherwise we wouldn't know who is winning the culture warβ’ and i wouldn't feel satisfied as the goycattle i am if i didn't know my side was winning the culture warβ’
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:02 PM
No.718253891
>>718254121
>>718253823
no no, i never said that toby called kris he or she
i'm asking (you) where toby called kris non binary
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:06 PM
No.718253894
>>718253675
Maybe he didn't want Noelle to see it for some reason?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:07 PM
No.718253897
>>718252459
>>718252673
Kris is a he when I play Deltarune and a she when I'm horny, that's what Toby had in mind when he made the games
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:16 PM
No.718253909
>>718254432
>>718254519
>>718253420
its very much like the ending of the geno route, but we wont know like until 2030
>Horrifying
yah, we can only hope frisk doesn't make a cameo
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:20 PM
No.718253917
>>718254213
>>718253715
>mettaton/mew mew are literally tranny analogies
>there are people in this very thread who thinks kris never being called a guy or girl, referred to a guy or girl, and only they/them isn't intentional and means nothing at all
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:42:34 PM
No.718253927
>>718253823
>i just proved toby refers to kris as "they/them".
yes...? not nonbinary though el em ay oh
>It won't be another genocide!
>You're just killing all of these darkners and slowly turning Noelle into a serial killer because...because
>L-LOOK, you just are, OKAY!?!!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:43:06 PM
No.718253970
>>718254121
>>718253823
Kris is referred to with they/them pronouns.
Please point to a single piece of evidence supporting that this is due to Kris being nonbinary and not just Kris' gender being ambiguous.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:27 PM
No.718254065
Humans in UT/DR are simply never a boy or a girl. They are like the ghosts, where they are ambiguous and referred to as such. Reminder Napstablook goes by they/them as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:36 PM
No.718254081
But Kris is just a butch cis woman
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:44:56 PM
No.718254115
>>718254218
>>718253935
It's not going to be another genocide, it's going to be better.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:45:03 PM
No.718254121
>>718254441
>>718254490
>>718253891
>where [Robert] called kris non binary
Every time "they" are referred to in third-person.
>>718253970
>Kris' gender being ambiguous
Why would it be? Why would every single person in Kris' life refer to Kris with a "neutral" pronoun?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:45:11 PM
No.718254130
>>718254567
>>718253935
you're equating the weird route to the having a sans fan fight in chapter 2 while kris transforms into chara and instantly kills everyone else in the underground shit retards spouted before chapter 2 came out
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:46:02 PM
No.718254201
>>718253935
I think the only kill Kris scores is the shadow fetus thing in chapter 4.
Everything else gayly runs away.
BY THE WAY, WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE RECRUIT SYSTEM?
THE DARKNER YOU COLLECT JUST SIT AROUND IN CASTLE TOWN, WHAT ARE WE RECRUITING THEM TO DO?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:46:09 PM
No.718254213
>>718254315
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:46:13 PM
No.718254218
>>718254115
Kiss a doe's asshole.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:46:43 PM
No.718254254
>>718253935
>You're just killing all of these darkners and slowly turning Noelle into a serial killer because...because
BECAUSE IT'S HOT AS ALL HELL, DOING EVIL SHIT WITH YOUR EVIL LOVER IS SEXY, STRAIGHT VILLAINOUS COUPLE KINO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:46:57 PM
No.718254276
>>718253675
Doesn't want Noelle to see it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:47:16 PM
No.718254303
>>718251524
>slightly larger right forearm
heh
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:47:16 PM
No.718254304
>>718253935
You can have a very complete playertown in the weird route
dunno what will that lead to
But it will be
Very interesting
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:47:28 PM
No.718254315
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:47:36 PM
No.718254329
>>718254562
>>718253675
It was basically the perfect excuse to get closer to her, it's so obvious he likes her, Kris needs someone to blame, but stabbing her maybe is a bit too far
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:48:53 PM
No.718254421
Kris is they them because it's literally two niggas
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:49:00 PM
No.718254432
>>718254684
>>718253909
Tenna dying reminded me more of Flowey killing Asgore rather than anything genocide related desu.
>2030
Jesus Christ, we will all be old men by then.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:49:05 PM
No.718254441
>>718254121
Make a twitter post right now then, Toby. BTFO the chuds by explicitly confirming it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:49:11 PM
No.718254452
>>718253227
Where's saddam hussein's silhouette
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:49:45 PM
No.718254490
>>718254121
>Why would it be? Why would every single person in Kris' life refer to Kris with a "neutral" pronoun?
Kris' gender could be ambiguous on a meta-level, where it is ambiguous only to us and inconsequential in the game world.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:50:12 PM
No.718254519
>>718254640
>>718254684
>>718253909
Could be optimistic. 2026 for chapter 5, then maybe 2028 for 6/7.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:50:20 PM
No.718254525
>>718254613
>>718235981
I thought we all agreed Punished Papyrus was the knight
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:50:49 PM
No.718254562
>>718254909
>>718254329
>invites a boy into her room when her parents aren't home
>Sends her friend away
>Closes the curtains and door
>"We are just going to talk"
>Gets closer with her eyes closed at every sentence
I will never forgive Kris for ruining everything
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:50:51 PM
No.718254567
>>718254618
>>718254753
>>718254130
>and instantly kills everyone else in the underground shit
Mantle game literally foreshadows this, though. We are genosliding hometown.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:51:30 PM
No.718254613
>>718254525
Yes.
And Noelle is actually Andrew Hussie.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:51:39 PM
No.718254618
>>718254567
you missed the word
>instantly
there
as in instantly after the ending of chapter 1
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:51:50 PM
No.718254628
>>718253935
>the thing you're doing in the weird route is...
>making Noelle a serial killer and killing a bunch of darkners!
Wrong. You're using the world's natural glitch magnet to try and glitch the world. The rest is immaterial.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:51:58 PM
No.718254640
>>718254519
Forgotten Man already confirmed it's 2029 for the full game.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:52:09 PM
No.718254657
>enemy in the second chapter is a syringe with a police light on it
>the way to make it friendly is telling it "needles aren't scary, medicine is important"
>made in 2021
Uh-huh...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:52:42 PM
No.718254684
>>718255208
>>718255428
>>718254432 >>718254519
Ch5 2026
Ch6 2027
Ch7 2028
>Supposedly
if there are no secret chapters and NO delays
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:53:45 PM
No.718254753
>>718254567
Good.
Human population has been displaced by hoards of moniggers.
Society has fallen.
Billions must be dusted.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:54:06 PM
No.718254778
>Soul existed before Ch.1
>Kris hated it, Noelle even saw Kris ripping it off of Krisself
>Downplayed it as a prank (possibly every soul driven decision was treated like that)
I think Kris was promised artificial soul so He can be free again instead of They/Them abomination
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:55:50 PM
No.718254905
>>718255280
>What if Kris but as a good main character
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:55:54 PM
No.718254909
>>718255234
>>718255440
>>718254562
Underaged twitter trannies get really mad when you use this as shipping fuel because it's "problematic" or whatever even though she was still under the assumption that the weird route was a dream at that point and while she was rattled, she wasn't fucking hypnotized into being happy that one of the people she's said knows her the best and childhood best friend was suddenly being close and intimate with her again
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:58:56 PM
No.718255110
>>718255202
If woke Toby ever decided to make Kris female, bloodstain next to cage would be from menstruation
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:59:03 PM
No.718255120
>>718253567
Well yeah, itβd be the wokest way possible which is that fighting against something that controls you and tells you who you are is a good thing.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:00:04 PM
No.718255202
>>718256558
>>718255110
as foretold by period theory
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:00:12 PM
No.718255208
>>718254684
>11 hours or 11 years, Deltarune will be finished.
2029 MINIMUN for the game to finish.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:00:31 PM
No.718255234
>>718254909
She was kinda in denial since she had the thorn stuck in her finger despite everything
But yeah Kris coming as himself to reassure her and support her was a very big deal
Too bad it led to nothing
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:01:13 PM
No.718255280
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:01:35 PM
No.718255314
>>718255348
>>718234309 (OP)
He's cock starved
His dad didn't fuck him enough
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:02:06 PM
No.718255348
>>718255314
>Lets play cave explorer!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:03:14 PM
No.718255428
>>718255715
>>718254684
>Ch6 2027
>Ch7 2028
lmao
it's 2028 chapter 6 and 2030 chapter 7 AT BEST with no delays
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:03:26 PM
No.718255440
>>718256073
>>718254909
I'll never understand how so many people got brainwashed into accepting yuri as a golden cow.
Even ignoring the people that attribute any interaction between female characters as a prelude to clam-munching and become viciously enraged if their ship are threatened by the straights - normal people are always hyped and supportive of dykes too.
I assume those latter cases are people fantasizing about being the exception and slinging two girls over their shoulders.
Still the superposition between that fantasy and the underlying progressiveism is weird as fuck.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:07:51 PM
No.718255715
>>718255428
Tobbert Delays the Radiation Fox
Its possible that on purpose he will delay the project to keep selling merch
or that he just procrastinates you know... making music for some demake or playing the voice actor in some project...
After all he said he was the reason the Ch3-4 got delayed
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:09:26 PM
No.718255816
>>718256224
>If the Homestuck pilot gets greenlit for a series, Deltarune is on indefinite hiatus.
>>718253935
If it was just straight up genocide, then we wouldn't have these exclusive Kriselle baiting dialogues and just focus on the killing.
Also Ralsei has exclusive dialogue if you want to go with her in the festival, something bad for sure will happen but i don't think it will be only about killing BECAUSE BERDLY IS STILL SOMEHOW ALIVE.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:12:56 PM
No.718256073
>>718255440
>and become viciously enraged if their ship are threatened by the straights
It's funny because if you go by the wider fanbase's interpretation of Kris being nonbinary any Kris ship isn't even necessarily straight, they just see it as more "heteronormative" and "stealing" Noelle away from her lesbian crush because, like most people, they subconsciously or consciously see Kris as being more masculine presenting or being outright male. Mentally ill people gonna act mentally ill I guess
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:14:13 PM
No.718256162
>>718256221
I fucking hate that birdly got shafted I dont care about the deer bitch at all
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:14:19 PM
No.718256168
>>718253697
>no fucking reason:
The main βkriselleβ route revolves around (YOU) psychologically torturing and raping Noelle. Artists simply followed suit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:15:07 PM
No.718256221
>>718256325
>>718256162
Berdly is a faggot and I'm glad he got iced into plot irrelevance
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:15:08 PM
No.718256224
>>718255816
>if something touched by two of the more mentally ill creatives currently on earth can survive negotiations with 60 year old executives, Deltarune is on indefinite hiatus.
I'm not worried.
>>718256221
hes a much more interesting character than
>durr im a lesbian
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:18:14 PM
No.718256451
>>718256325
>durr im a gamer
not really
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:18:52 PM
No.718256494
>>718256541
>>718256765
>>718256325
Berdly's entire personality is just him being autistic and annoying
Noelle is a far more interesting character
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:19:11 PM
No.718256515
>>718256638
>>718256992
>>718256050
Chapter 5 changes are half of 2's according to Toby. It's not going to be THAT much.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:19:33 PM
No.718256541
>>718256494
thats much more interesting than deer lesbian
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:19:43 PM
No.718256558
>>718255202
>susie likely WOULD bleed out of her ass due to being a lizard and by extension presumably having a cloaca
I donβt know how to feel about this
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:20:48 PM
No.718256638
>>718256992
>>718257018
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:22:28 PM
No.718256765
>>718257105
>>718256494
Yes.
But every time she is in the same room as Susie her personality evaporates.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:24:33 PM
No.718256908
>>718256050
>and somehow
>Berdly returned
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:25:32 PM
No.718256992
>>718256515
I know, that's why i said Berdly is still alive, whatever happens in the festival date probably it's not going to change the plot entirely
>>718256638
Deltarune website, the thing with the 1-5 numbers representing the weird route in each chapter, the 2 had the most content so it was the biggest while the 5 is just medium size
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:25:52 PM
No.718257018
>>718258046
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:27:00 PM
No.718257105
>>718259214
>>718256765
Pretty much. I think Tricky Tony is setting something up though. This probably isn't just referring to Asgore.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:32:20 PM
No.718257461
>>718257668
>>718257957
>>718235668
I have never played a Deltatale game before but I love this QT so much
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:32:49 PM
No.718257492
>I've had enough waiting Kris, you WILL impregnate my daughter and give me grandkids!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:34:02 PM
No.718257580
goth doe pussy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:35:26 PM
No.718257668
>>718258281
>>718257461
That design is literally fanmade. Dess won't look as good as fanon Dess.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:37:44 PM
No.718257820
>>718244846
>>718244759
>Inb4 everyone in town has the same exact sweater because Asriel liked to make sweaters
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:39:35 PM
No.718257957
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:40:37 PM
No.718258016
>>718258067
personally i don't like dess fanon trannies
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:41:03 PM
No.718258046
>>718258537
>>718257018
The size of the numbers does what mean what you think it does.
Highlight the hidden text by clicking and dragging.
>Buh muh mantle
Not weird route content.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:41:22 PM
No.718258067
>>718258016
she should be trans!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:43:30 PM
No.718258196
>>718258312
>>718259220
I think... Dess should be fat...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:44:42 PM
No.718258269
>>718258539
>>718259056
>>718256050
God gamers can tank anything
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:44:54 PM
No.718258281
>>718261783
>>718257668
He hit it out of the park with Carol, completely exceeding everyone's expectations, I don't see how he won't be able to do it for Dess as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:45:26 PM
No.718258312
>>718258196
/D/ /e/ /ss/
what a woman
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:48:51 PM
No.718258537
>>718258046
You copers will be BTFO next year.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:48:54 PM
No.718258539
>>718258269
should have dealt emotional damage
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:50:13 PM
No.718258620
>>718251090
this is what he truly desires, that bratty cactus
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:54:23 PM
No.718258890
>>718259552
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:55:48 PM
No.718258983
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:56:55 PM
No.718259056
>>718259092
>>718258269
REMINDER
this stupid nerd stat mogs your favorite character
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:57:11 PM
No.718259079
>>718259273
>>718256050
Berdly is only alive for meta reasons, so you can abort snowgrave on chapter 4 without any full casualties. But he's absolutely getting axed if you continue snowgrave.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:57:33 PM
No.718259092
>>718259056
>not playable
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:59:27 PM
No.718259214
>>718259326
>>718257105
The problem is after 3+4 people need to start theorycrafting in ways that actively break patterns, because nobody predicted something like the Mantle/Knight two-shot or Gerson being completely sane and a mentor training session.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:59:32 PM
No.718259220
>>718258196
plump deer tits...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:00:11 PM
No.718259273
>>718259571
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:00:48 PM
No.718259312
>>718263310
>NOELLE I TOLD YOU TO GET PREGNANT ALREADY! KRIS'S 18 YEAR OLD SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TESTOSTERONE FILLED PUMP WITH SEMEN BIG HUMAN COCK IS PRIMED TO IMPREGNATE YOU!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:01:01 PM
No.718259326
>>718259557
>>718261431
>>718259214
One guy on Reddit predicted Gerson because he was a Reverse Undertale theory scholar.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:03:10 PM
No.718259452
>>718259505
>>718259520
>>718244024
>Not even a small hint?
the holiday house has a toilet which canonically monsters do not need
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:04:00 PM
No.718259505
>>718259452
>canonically monsters do not need
this is deltarune
not undertale
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:04:13 PM
No.718259520
>>718259580
>>718259452
only in ut
the school has a bathroom, too.
>>718258890
I remember seeing people talk about this before and I can't decide if its intentional or pure schizobabble
>Withdrawn, Light, Hand lost
Has anyone checked what Ralsei or Susie translate to in wingdings?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:04:43 PM
No.718259557
>>718259678
>>718261431
>>718259326
Here's the real redpill with the reverse Undertale theory
People assume chapter 5 will be Snowdin related, and that as a result Sans or Papyrus will have major roles
But Papyrus' role in Snowdin was as a Royal Guard. And Flower King means that Asgore is the Royal Gardener.
And yes UTY made the same pun.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:04:54 PM
No.718259571
>>718259713
>>718259273
for the "in between" route
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:05:02 PM
No.718259580
>>718259716
>>718259520
>the school has a bathroom, too.
of course it does, kris goes there
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:05:34 PM
No.718259610
>>718265243
>>718234309 (OP)
>>718234370
these threads are made by inorganic discord cliques from /co/ and /trash/ to masturbate to people reading their dogshit kid-diddling fantasies
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:06:29 PM
No.718259678
>>718259557
Papyrus wasn't a Royal Guard. He WANTED to be one. Plus the Knight seems to be Undyneβs counterpart. Maybe Asgore wants to be part of the conspiracy?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:06:52 PM
No.718259703
A CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:06:59 PM
No.718259713
>>718259571
I mean, sure, if that exists but you don't need to kill him to get the ring. Hell if anything wouldn't kill him ruin your chance at holding onto the ring?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:07:00 PM
No.718259716
>>718260359
>>718259580
No, the school did not make a bathroom just for the 1 (one) human. Besides, Susie references how she did bath bombs at another school as well.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:07:44 PM
No.718259750
>>718261068
>>718248626
That side profile at the lower left is fucking noice. I can see how renaissance sculptors and shit fell in love with their own statues. That increasing curve down the back, out at the hips, down past the waist. Magnificent. you know them pits stank
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:07:48 PM
No.718259758
>>718259853
>>718264437
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:09:10 PM
No.718259853
>>718261321
>>718259758
>females
gross
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:10:31 PM
No.718259940
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:10:48 PM
No.718259954
>>718259552
It's just one more piece on the pile of foreshadowing about Kris's hand.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:11:33 PM
No.718260006
>>718251867
he only did it to prevent a disaster
he knows his retarded fans will go apeshit if their dumb headcanon got invalidated
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:14:47 PM
No.718260223
>>718234309 (OP)
Society breaks him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:16:16 PM
No.718260341
>>718259552
Tobby is venting the problems with his wrist
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:16:25 PM
No.718260359
>>718260470
>>718260798
>>718259716
>No, the school did not make a bathroom just for the 1 (one) human.
Of course not, it was for Dess as well.
>another school
Presumably there were humans there.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:17:44 PM
No.718260470
>>718260750
>>718260359
>Presumably there were humans there.
Source? A definitive, not speculative, source?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:20:19 PM
No.718260668
>>718256325
agreed.
noelle's dynamic with kris wouldve made her one of the most interesting to see written, but it shatters upon her smelling susie's pussy for one second
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:21:19 PM
No.718260750
>>718260470
I'm not the one claiming that monsters need toilets despite it being previously stated that they don't. If that changed, you need to provide the source, and so far you have not.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:21:20 PM
No.718260751
>>718260889
>>718260897
>>718260262
Hmmm... probably nothing but the fact you could read Noelle as DEATH FLAG is funny.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:00 PM
No.718260798
>>718261351
>>718260359
your ideas are so stupid
it's easier to believe that monsters shit and piss in deltarune, rather than making up a retarded headcanon
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:22:42 PM
No.718260858
>>718261481
>>718260262
The change in spelling from Undertale's Suzy to Deltarune's Susie adds in a second blood drop and a finger pointing at a hand. Probably means nothing.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:23:07 PM
No.718260889
>>718260751
sad faces and hands pointing make me think of the whole proceed thing
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:23:15 PM
No.718260897
>>718260954
>>718261458
>>718260751
>She was used up
i really dislike the huge possibility of noelle not being our second vessel
>>718260897
heres a better vessel
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:25:13 PM
No.718261068
>>718261749
>>718259750
>spoiler
And we love it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:26:16 PM
No.718261148
>>718262513
>>718260954
She would make a terrible vessel
But then again
Our goals align....
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:14 PM
No.718261228
>>718260954
Susie here would either punch Kris or take it as a friendly duel
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:41 PM
No.718261259
>>718260954
Noelle in chapter 2 is more powerful than a min-maxxed chapter 4 Susie.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:28:26 PM
No.718261321
>>718261548
>>718259853
Straight series.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:28:42 PM
No.718261337
>>718260954
That's a wedding ring
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:28:56 PM
No.718261351
>>718260798
I'm not making up a retarded headcanon, it's a theory. It's either going to be proven true, or proven false. I've presented evidence to support it, your attempt to refute the evidence requires a substantial change between games that you have literally nothing to back up.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:29:29 PM
No.718261385
>>718260262
Noelle is so dying.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:30:10 PM
No.718261431
>>718261592
>>718261714
>>718259557
>>718259326
There's definitely some truth to Reverse Undertale theory, but don't expect everything happened in Undertale will also happen in Deltarune
I mean chapter 3 is Hotlands, and we got a TV host guy, but Muffet fight mechanic wasn't used and we didn't get a scientist character like Alphys
Chapter 4 is Waterfall, and we got Gerson, but we didn't get angry ghost like Mad Dummy or encountered Mysteryman
Chapter 5 will definitely has some aspects of Snowdin, probably multiple royal guards or there will be snow, but nothing too concrete
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:30:29 PM
No.718261458
>>718260897
JJK memeslop is shit, so I'm glad. We have our gray blob for that.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:30:50 PM
No.718261481
>>718261672
>>718260858
susie had her name as far back as the og concepts
suzy was just for undertale
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:31:50 PM
No.718261548
>>718261663
>>718261321
their transition went well
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:32:28 PM
No.718261592
>>718262276
>>718261431
Alphys parallel was Mike. The background guy that helps make the show. Muffet was skipped because she is a backer character. Mantle was true lab.
Fair on Mad Dummy, but minibosses don't seem to apply to Reverse Undertale theory, just area, main boss and secret boss.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:33:29 PM
No.718261663
>>718261758
>>718261548
>Tranny shit out of nowhere.
Yikes!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:33:36 PM
No.718261672
>>718261772
>>718261481
why tho
nothing changes if clamgirl said Susie instead
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:05 PM
No.718261714
>>718261810
>>718262276
>>718261431
>but we didn't get angry ghost
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:33 PM
No.718261749
>>718264251
>>718261068
fanon dess is giving me a thing for girls with smart mouths, lazy postures, and personal vendettas against deodorant, and i hate you motherfuckers for it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:41 PM
No.718261758
>>718262008
>>718261663
they were boys before
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:49 PM
No.718261772
>>718261672
no idea
maybe toby wanted to hide her actual name, or maybe the distinction is important
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:56 PM
No.718261783
>>718258281
Carol didn't have any common fanmade design other than just making her adult noelle
>>718261714
this whole scene was really weird if you didnt fight the secret boss
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:35:42 PM
No.718261836
>>718262335
I respect Kris and his strength.
>>718260262
>A crucifix flanked on either side by blood
Stigmata.
Susie will sacrifice herself. Enduring great suffering to save others.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:29 PM
No.718262008
>>718262235
>>718263709
>>718261758
>Male humanfags are so mentally ill they immediately think of trannyshit instead of AUs or anything else.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:38:30 PM
No.718262010
>>718262097
>>718261810
Does Susie still stop you from killing it?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:03 PM
No.718262049
>>718262381
>>718261810
Gerson is so out of place as the secret boss
I'd rather think Ch4 had no secret boss
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:24 PM
No.718262067
>>718262238
>>718262310
>>718261917
>Susie will sacrifice herself
She really is going for the whole mary sue thing huh
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:43 PM
No.718262097
>>718262385
>>718262010
I forget but its weird that she so certain its the old man if you never fought him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:41:23 PM
No.718262219
>>718261810
Yup, I completed the chapter 4 without fighting Gerson and I was like WTF at this scene and the end of it.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:41:31 PM
No.718262235
>>718262596
>>718262008
>inb4 someone comes up with a genderswap AU of Undertale, implying it doesn't already exist
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:41:37 PM
No.718262238
>>718262310
>>718262067
is sacrificing yourself a mary sue thing?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:42:09 PM
No.718262276
>>718262417
>>718262475
>>718261592
>Alphys parallel was Mike. The background guy that helps make the show.
Big stretch because we never meet Mike in chapter 3 nor he assisted us, just Tenna
>Fair on Mad Dummy, but minibosses don't seem to apply to Reverse Undertale theory, just area, main boss and secret boss.
Lanino and Elnina parallel the royal guards in Hotland, trying to connect to two lovers except it's not gay in Deltarune
>>718261714
I feel like Jackenstein fits more, especially how his theme uses the same instruments as Mad Dummy's theme
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:42:36 PM
No.718262310
>>718262465
>>718262067
>>718262238
"Mary Sue" is an empty buzzword at this point.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:42:56 PM
No.718262335
>>718262534
>>718261836
I respect Kris and his big blue cucumber.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:26 PM
No.718262361
>>718263069
>>718261917
>Everyone bleeds
huh... i wonder if its going to be gruesome
>Susie believing her "friends" wont allow that to happen
i hope that chapter becomes an emotional nuke
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:46 PM
No.718262381
>>718263178
>>718262049
It was kind of flaccid.
Chapter 2 had two secret bosses, depending on the route you took.
Chapter 3 had no alternate route, and the optional Mantle game, which was kind of boring aside from the ending.
Chapter 4 had no alternate route, and an optional Gerson fight - with Susie getting a weapon that is objectively worse then the Devil Knife.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:43:49 PM
No.718262385
>>718262097
The statue did the laugh
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:44:13 PM
No.718262417
>>718262837
>>718262276
isn't a dark zone just a jazzed up spooktune as well?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:08 PM
No.718262465
>>718262310
It very much isn't a buzzword, but Susie isn't an example of a Mary Sue. She gets her ass handed to her and needs help to improve her skills and can't get very far without help from her friends.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:17 PM
No.718262475
>>718262837
>>718262276
>Big stretch because we never meet Mike in chapter 3 nor he assisted us, just Tenna
Alphys doesn't assist us, either. Sheβs working with Mettaton and the one behind the shows. Everything was staged to make her look better.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:20 PM
No.718262479
>>718262792
>>718235668
call me asgore's 1998 isuzu hombre the way i wanna ram into that fucking deer
my captcha was NGHH8
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:47 PM
No.718262513
>>718261148
these need to marry in the last chapter
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:04 PM
No.718262534
>>718263103
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:46 PM
No.718262584
>>718260262
>ralsei tries to be a ray of sunshine but is secretly depressed
>susie's going to become delta jesus
>noelle's one giant deadly red flag
sounds about right
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:46:53 PM
No.718262596
>>718251881
You just KNOW his little heart was racing, GOD. What a lucky kid.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:48:50 PM
No.718262727
>>718262639
>what molestation victims do for their abuser
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:48:53 PM
No.718262732
>>718251881
i usually dislike art where kris's eyes are shown in full, but it looks very good here
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:36 PM
No.718262792
>>718262479
right country, wrong manufacturer. asgore drives a nissan titan
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:13 PM
No.718262837
>>718263118
>>718263157
>>718262417
I guess
>>718262475
>Alphys doesn't assist us, either.
She does, anon
She disables the lasers in Hotland and even helps you against Mettaton twice. Stopping you from getting chainsawed, and telling you about how to make him vulnerable
>Sheβs working with Mettaton and the one behind the shows. Everything was staged to make her look better.
See above
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:40 PM
No.718262869
>>718262940
>>718262639
Why does this image have more things added every time I see it
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:39 PM
No.718262931
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:46 PM
No.718262940
>>718262869
op of it here, i only changed it once (fixed spelling error and added black lipstick marks)
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:53:34 PM
No.718263069
>>718261917
>>718262361
Remember when she mentioned being impaled on spikes in chapter 1 or her bed having sharp bits on it
Noelle was strung up like a crucifixion, Susie is getting stabbed and bleeding, and people having holes in their hands seems to be a running schizo thing. Toby really hated being raised around a church.
>>718262639
My stocks right now
>papyrus schizoboss coin
>pacifist sans fight coin
>asriel is dead coin
>kris is the frisk of deltarune coin
>weird route berdly is alive and instantly understands whats going on with kris due to being a gamer himself coin
>kris is THE GIRL coin (low stock)
And now, doelester (kris had a crush on dess) coin.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:54:05 PM
No.718263103
>>718262534
rule 34 has some nice Elnina art on there, ngl. She steamy, boi.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:54:12 PM
No.718263118
>>718262837
The lasers SHE set up in the first place. And this was just acting, Mettaton wouldn't have killed Frisk there, the cake was already baked.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:54:44 PM
No.718263152
>>718263476
>>718263081
if you invest in any more shitcoin, you're gonna be begging at the food bank line
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:54:45 PM
No.718263157
>>718264405
>>718262837
Frisk would've TANKED that
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:55:01 PM
No.718263178
>>718262381
The secret bosses in Ch2 and 1 served as a peek behind the curtain or something like that, we know something is going on and before the update, seemingly to learn it, lead to repercussions to one's sanity, very cosmic horror in tone
Now it seems like half of spamton's ramblings were just him getting scared at kris as he tried to silence him up during the dialogues, making spamton seem more sane just broken by the queen's acid bath, leaving jevil, just there
The tone shifted to one of conspiracy instead
Makes me wonder how much the game's plot changed during the years
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:56:20 PM
No.718263271
>>718250540
>ywn have a yandeere gf
Kris better appreciate the mountains I'm moving for him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:56:52 PM
No.718263310
>>718263747
>>718259312
Noelle's ''forced'' thing makes so much sense if Carol was the one arranging them
>>718263081
My Rudy is the Knight coin will explode in value soon enough. But I will also buy into the Payprus Super Boss and Pacifist Sans fight coin.
Also Kris is a dude, the manly man of men. His dick is at least 9 inches long.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:57:39 PM
No.718263371
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:58:15 PM
No.718263414
>>718262639
BRRRAAAAPPPPPPPP
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:58:43 PM
No.718263443
>>718263873
>>718264290
What an incredibly mentally ill fanbase
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:59:06 PM
No.718263467
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:59:14 PM
No.718263476
>>718264410
>>718263152
I won out big last chapter, i'm set for a while.
>weird route berdly is alive coin (CASHED)
>toriel is iceboxed for 99% of chapter 3 coin (CASHED)
>undyne not in the dark world or at the very end (CASHED)
>napstablook dark world ally (FAILED)
>kris isnt the knight (CASHED)
>noelle's mom is a wendigo (FAILED)
>church dark world (CASHED BUT EVERYONE ALREADY PREDICTED THIS)
>weird route isnt genocide but is noelle centric (CASHED)
>sans can teleport already (CASHED)
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:59:44 PM
No.718263521
>>718243710
I am convince they are paid for those AI threads
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:59:46 PM
No.718263524
>>718263081
I bet we wont see papyrus
>Flowey with asriel's face, just to mess with the fans
>Sans will be a joke non fight
>Kris is not even something born, (made out of human parts)
Kris is the girl would be funny, but kris is tobbias self insert, so no
Berdly is done for at best he will have a scene at the end with all the friends you made along the way
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:00:22 AM
No.718263565
>>718263618
>>718234309 (OP)
He's a deltarune fan
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:01:12 AM
No.718263618
>>718263565
If to wait is to live
Oh boy i am living!
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:01:34 AM
No.718263653
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:02:13 AM
No.718263703
>>718263349
>My Rudy is the Knight
we need to have drama
It will happen
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:02:20 AM
No.718263709
>>718264651
>>718262008
There are two Undertale players: males and trannies (also males). Girls actually do not exist on the internet.
We know trannies are deluded and everyone else agrees that they are male as per their and Toby's self-projection onto the protagonist/fallen human.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:02:54 AM
No.718263747
>>718263310
I don't think it was nearly as "forced" as she made it out to be judging by Kris's reaction.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:03:33 AM
No.718263789
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:04:53 AM
No.718263873
>>718263443
yes
That's the whole gimmick
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:06:05 AM
No.718263962
>>718264092
Homestuck was a mistake and i hope all of you terminally online fags jump off a bridge
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:07:06 AM
No.718264054
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:07:42 AM
No.718264092
>>718263962
cry about it, brownie
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:10:15 AM
No.718264251
>>718264309
>>718261749
She's 100% a hippie who hates deodorants because muh environment and muh harmful aluminium salts, so she'd rather go around with those stank pits
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:10:50 AM
No.718264290
>>718263443
Welcome to /v/!
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:11:09 AM
No.718264309
>>718264581
>>718264251
Azzy is the smelly one, not Dess
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:12:33 AM
No.718264405
>>718263157
Strongest AND cutest.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:12:36 AM
No.718264410
>>718263476
Shame for the people that bought Toriel FireGrave coin
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:13:00 AM
No.718264437
>>718259758
Replace Undyne with Alphys and it's accurate, since she has a crash on Asgore in Undertale
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:14:17 AM
No.718264525
>>718264646
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:15:12 AM
No.718264581
>>718264831
>>718264309
Where do you think he gets that smell? Dess made sure to mark him good.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:16:13 AM
No.718264646
>>718264525
It really do be like that
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:16:20 AM
No.718264651
>>718263709
>Trannylover malehumanfag thinks the humans are self-inserts
Wrong!
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:17:48 AM
No.718264764
>>718264846
>>718264901
>>718260262
=Ralsei=
"Ral-sei"
Sun (Lightworld) + Peace sign (Peace) + Frown (Sorrow)
Black Tear (Bloodshed) + Point Left (Past) + Open hand (Autonomy/Control/Freedom)
=Asriel=
"As-ri-el"
Peace sign (Peace) + Black Tear (Bloodshed/Suffering)
Sun (Lightworld) + Open hand (Autonomy/Control/Freedom)
Point Left (Past) + Frown (Sorrow)
=Asgore=
"As-gore"
Peace sign (Peace) + Black Tear (Bloodshed/Suffering)
Point Up (Heaven) + Square Flag (Sign/signal) + Sun (LightWorld) + Point left (Past)
=Toriel=
"Tori-el"
Snowflake (Cold/Numb) + Square Flag (Signal/Sign) + Sun (Lightworld) + Open hand (Autonomy/Control/Freedom)
Point left (Past) + Frown (Sorrow)
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:18:43 AM
No.718264831
>>718264581
from his pizza stank deodorant kit
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:18:56 AM
No.718264846
>>718265004
>>718265059
>>718264764
this chapter 5 wait is already making us go fucking insane huh
>>718264764
Do Frisk and Chara next. Or Sans and Papyrus.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:21:08 AM
No.718264970
>>718267070
>>718263349
>Also Kris is a dude, the manly man of men. His dick is at least 9 inches long.
>Thinking about another man's dick
GAAAAY.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:21:33 AM
No.718264995
>>718265087
>>718265485
We need every single line of text in deltarune transcribed to wingdings so we can really go full schizo
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:21:40 AM
No.718265004
>>718264846
2026
MONTHS AWAY BABY
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:22:37 AM
No.718265059
>>718265268
>>718265619
>>718264846
read these thread to deus ex ambience
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:23:05 AM
No.718265087
>>718264995
QUICK
SOMEONE TRANSLATE THE PROPHECY TEXT IN CHAPTER 4 INTO WINGDINGS
THE DARK IS GETTING... DARKER
WE ARE GETTING SO, SO CLOSE.
I CAN FEEL IT
(YOUR) POWER
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:23:59 AM
No.718265139
>>718234309 (OP)
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:25:28 AM
No.718265238
>>718265348
>>718265551
HE
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:25:31 AM
No.718265243
>>718265780
>>718266025
>>718259610
And you're here lurking and replying to them.
Wow what a filthy inorganic loli molester you are, anon.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:25:59 AM
No.718265268
>>718265059
Old men.... WARNING... old goat men...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:27:08 AM
No.718265348
speaking of the prophecy in chapter 4
what rhymes with 'to save the worlds, there is only one way' anyway
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:29:01 AM
No.718265485
>>718264995
Is there such thing as going too far? Digging too deep?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:29:58 AM
No.718265545
>>718265370
the dark must be sealed away
the prince of the dark will not see the light of day
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:30:03 AM
No.718265551
>>718265238
Is human parts
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:31:11 AM
No.718265619
>>718266075
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:32:42 AM
No.718265724
>>718266405
>>718265370
>they must do their school project
>without ralsei
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:33:32 AM
No.718265780
>>718265243
>Loli
Frisk and Chara were barely posted, though.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:34:34 AM
No.718265831
>>718265370
The girl must be slain.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:36:16 AM
No.718265928
>>718264901
Sans translates to
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:37:04 AM
No.718265980
>>718266478
>>718264901
=Frisk=
"Fr-isk"
Point right (Future) + Sun (Lightworld)
Open hand (Autonomy/Control/Freedom) + Black tear (Bloodshed/suffering) + Neutral face (Inert/Non-reactive)
=Chara=
"Cha-ra"
Thumb up (Good/Agreement/Acceptance) + Point down (Hell) + Peace sign (Peace)
Sun (Lightworld) + Peace sign (Peace)
=Sans=
"Sans"
Black Tear (Bloodshed/Suffering + Peace sign (Peace) + Skull (Doom/Death) + Black Tear (Bloodshed/Suffering
=Papyrus=
"Pap-yr-us"
Pennon (Ceremony/Represent) + Peace Sign (Peace) + Pennon (Ceremony/Represent)
Star of David (Mystic/Occult) + Sun (Lightworld)
Crucifix (Pure/Sacred) + Black Tear (Bloodshed/Suffering)
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:37:45 AM
No.718266025
>>718265243
I assure you there are no GMOs here
>>718265619
In 194X [Hyperlink blocked] paid [HALF OFF] of Hometown taxes. Now they pay about [5 Kromer].
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:38:29 AM
No.718266078
>>718264901
Black Tear (Bloodshed/Suffering) + Peace sign (Peace) + Skull (Death) + Black Tear (Bloodshed/Suffering)
Forgot special characters don't pass into the post itself
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:39:01 AM
No.718266125
>>718265370
ralsei must turn the player gay
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:40:31 AM
No.718266216
>>718266282
>>718249909
The game does a bad job of this because Kris is such a nothing character.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:40:44 AM
No.718266230
>>718266075
YOU'VE GOT [LIMITED TIME OFF] TO IDENTIFY YOUR [HOCHI MAMA] BEFORE I ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF [LOST RECRUITS]
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:40:52 AM
No.718266242
>>718266075
Number [1997]: That's [Horror].
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:41:29 AM
No.718266282
>>718266316
>>718266216
hitting me with a puck and stick is not nothing.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:42:14 AM
No.718266316
>>718266428
>>718266282
It's less nothing when it comes from him because he has no character.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:42:21 AM
No.718266323
>>718266075
>Mistah JC Spamton, in da fresh
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:43:47 AM
No.718266405
>>718265724
i'd never let that happen
you'd never let that happen
kris would never let that happen
so there's nothing to worry about
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:44:00 AM
No.718266428
>>718266316
the way he treats me with disrespect makes him look like a brat
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:44:38 AM
No.718266465
>>718267212
>>718263349
>His dick is at least 9 inches long.
Wrong, retard.
Weird Route Noelle would NOT have been able to handle all of that.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:44:47 AM
No.718266478
>>718265980
Huh, all of them except maybe Papyrus are accurate.
>>718234309 (OP)
Is this game actually about how you're evil for playing it? That would be shit if true.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:49:37 AM
No.718266790
>>718266626
No, thatβs just fandom garbage.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:50:23 AM
No.718266840
>>718266626
A lot of faggots wanted you to think that during Chapter 2. Thankfully Chapters 3 and 4 has drilled home that Kris is actually an antagonist in this story and you're actually needed to get in his way.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:51:49 AM
No.718266951
>>718267061
>>718266626
Yes in Chapter 2 when you try to spare an Ambyu-Lance he screams
>WTF YOU'RE CONTROLLING THAT POOR CHILD DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
and one shots you via unavoidable car attack
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:53:23 AM
No.718267061
>>718266951
i did weird route and got hit by an ambulence irl
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:53:25 AM
No.718267070
>>718264970
"it's MASSIVE."
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:55:21 AM
No.718267183
>>718266626
i swear if that's even 1% of what you're supposed to take away from deltarune when it wraps up, it'll all implode spectacularly. i pray to god this isn't what it's leading up to
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:55:48 AM
No.718267212
>>718266465
"If she can handle 12'', she can handle 9''."
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:57:55 AM
No.718267362
>>718263349
delusional, kris has a 5 incher and is really insecure about it despite it begin the statistical average