Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:32:15 PM
No.718236697
>>718237380
Metrooners be like
>YOO SAMUS IS A 7 FOOT TALL DOMMY MOMMY AMAZON #BADASS
and the minute she loses her suit she has to run away and hide for fear of getting her asshole remodeled by simple Space Pirate underling
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:39:06 PM
No.718237107
Fucker has crab claws, I would run away from him, too.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:42:30 PM
No.718237286
how does sammy recover energy without the armour? does the zero suit itself absorb it? I thought the full thing was needed to convert it back to health
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:44:16 PM
No.718237380
>>718236697 (OP)
>getting her asshole remodeled by simple Space Pirate underling
Ah, you've seen those pixel animations too. Good shit
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:45:46 PM
No.718237473
>>718237525
Samus should never have taken off the power suit, even in the original game, it should have been just the helmet. Zero Suit has absolutely destroyed her dignity.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:46:36 PM
No.718237525
>>718237473
she was badass in dread tho
