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Anonymous No.718237082 >>718237224 >>718237239 >>718237601 >>718238036 >>718238129 >>718238719 >>718238931 >>718239036 >>718239069 >>718240184 >>718245039 >>718245118 >>718245198 >>718245818
>what if gta was fun
Anonymous No.718237224 >>718237358
>>718237082 (OP)
Excellent game. Outclassed both Saints Row and GTA for me. Rockstar wishes it could make a story and game so fun.
Anonymous No.718237239
>>718237082 (OP)
Fun? Qua'Plah!!! I'll be there right away!
Anonymous No.718237358 >>718237498 >>718238320 >>718249190
>>718237224
>Rockstar wishes it could make a story and game so fun.
While I'm not a fan of Rockstar's writing this game falls far short of them. Sleeping Dog's writing was just plain shit.
Anonymous No.718237498
>>718237358
t. Dog Eyes
Anonymous No.718237601
>>718237082 (OP)
>2025
>no more East Asian crime games despite how much potential there is in the genre
Anonymous No.718237631
Awake Dogs
Anonymous No.718238036
>>718237082 (OP)
The lite Arkham combat in a urban modern setting was so good.
Story and characters were pretty good too, if a bit shallow.
Anonymous No.718238081
Anonymous No.718238129
>>718237082 (OP)
We need more pork buns
Anonymous No.718238306 >>718238578 >>718244194
The shooting was tacked on garbage and the combat system isn't deep enough to warrant more than playthrough. They should have ditched the shooting and focused purely on unarmed combat. But ok attempt overall
Anonymous No.718238320
>>718237358
They're sitting on a gold mine with Chinatown Wars 2.
Anonymous No.718238578 >>718238664 >>718239159 >>718244505
>>718238306
Unarmed combat mechanics should be deeper and a bit more challenging. Do away with guns altogether. Bladed weapons should be extremely rare and extremely dangerous. As in like they kill you in a few hits, if an enemy pulls out a knife it should be an "oh shit" moment. Also there should be massed gang melees and a mechanic where you get a group of triad homies and raid and trash enemy gangs' businesses and hideouts.
Anonymous No.718238664 >>718238879
>>718238578
>Bladed weapons should be extremely rare
Why? It's not hard to find a kitchen knife in Hong Kong.
Anonymous No.718238719 >>718238931
>>718237082 (OP)
Main story and big side quest were great. Rest fetch content wasnt good and game would be a way better if they just cut those stupid races and checkmark drug fights.
Anonymous No.718238879 >>718241839
>>718238664
For added intensity and from what I can tell, culturally triad gang fights don't involve blades unless it's full on war. Otherwise the cops get involved and crack down on them hard
Anonymous No.718238931
>>718237082 (OP)
the focus on physical fighting over guns and explosives is what makes it so fun, they really should release another game, even if its not a direct sequel. the driving also felt really nice compared to gta.

>>718238719
they definitely needed to cut down on the number of cock fights and cop cameras, everything else was the right amount.
Anonymous No.718238994 >>718244646
Anonymous No.718239036
>>718237082 (OP)
>I only have fun when I am Asian
lmao what. Great game tho. I fought the law and law won :(
Anonymous No.718239069
>>718237082 (OP)
>what if nortubel was fun
Anonymous No.718239159 >>718239403
>>718238578
GOOD bladed weapons should be, you should be able to pick up a cleaver and what not as improvised weapons
Anonymous No.718239259 >>718239431 >>718247341
>what if sleeping dogs was fun
Anonymous No.718239395
more like shitting dogs
Anonymous No.718239403
>>718239159
Nah I disagree. It shouldn't be like Yakuza where a knife or sword is just like another weapon and you or your enemies can just tank hits and when they do succumb they're just "knocked out". As I said, you get rid of guns and bladed weapons would turn into the ultimate weapon only being used at or near the climax of the story where you get tasked with actually doing hits or actually killing enemy gang members you are at war with
Anonymous No.718239431 >>718240284
>>718239259
Pic unrelated I guess
Anonymous No.718239498
pussy hentai pu-pu-pussy hentai
Anonymous No.718239601
The city was uselessly big, which happens every fucking time with these open world game. The more the map opens, the more time you're wasting getting to the actual fun part of the game.
Anonymous No.718240184 >>718245220
>>718237082 (OP)
I recently played GTA V for the first time and it was the most boring shit I've ever played. You do like 2 heists for money and the rest is driving around while the same types of wacky zany characters yap.

Then I played Sleeping Dogs and while it felt unfinished it was miles ahead.
Anonymous No.718240284
>>718239431
here you go sister
Anonymous No.718241839
>>718238879
Yes just make a game where you don't kill anyone because realism
Anonymous No.718242473 >>718243632
I still think about this song once in a blue moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4FYFsLhuss
Anonymous No.718242682 >>718245503
reinstalling
Anonymous No.718243632 >>718244309
>>718242473
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNPPdkxE7S0
Anonymous No.718243875 >>718244106
Remember the demo being the best part of this game?
Anonymous No.718244106
>>718243875
stranglehold is unfiltered kino and deserves a sequel just as much as sleeping dogs
Anonymous No.718244194
>>718238306
It is the setting that makes it, mechanics were always average. Hong Kong was cool. 80s Tokyo in Yakuza 0 was cool.
Anonymous No.718244309
>>718243632
Yeah this one
Anonymous No.718244371
>"Guys, I think we have a rat in the organization"
Anonymous No.718244505
>>718238578
>They should get rid of guns in this game based off John Woo movies
Anonymous No.718244646
>>718238994
holy shit
Anonymous No.718244857
>"YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, RAYMOND"
Anonymous No.718244930
The story was so strange. It was so fucking clichΓ© but proud of it. Everything is so irony poisoned today
Anonymous No.718245039
>>718237082 (OP)
More like
>What if Yakzua was fun?
Anonymous No.718245096
True Crime: Chicago when
Anonymous No.718245118
>>718237082 (OP)
>fun
>chinese yellow monkey main character
Ok, maybe if u american u will like playing some mexican, nigger, Chinese, but i prefer to be white man, even when im playing games
Anonymous No.718245198
>>718237082 (OP)
I heard how they talked and couldn't
Anonymous No.718245220
>>718240184
>the same types of wacky zany characters yap
This. You don’t think about it the first time around but the writing in GTAV is fucking terrible
Anonymous No.718245486
should i replay ?
Anonymous No.718245503 >>718245584 >>718247620
>>718242682
wait when did i buy this game?
Anonymous No.718245528
>>what if gta was fun
tbqf that ain't high bar from the start
Anonymous No.718245579
>Check Steam
>On Sale for 3 buck
Heeeeell yeah dude
Anonymous No.718245584
>>718245503
It's been on sale for 5 dollars or less for the last 10 years.
Anonymous No.718245623
I wish you could jump and the side stuff wasnt just "go here, do thing and collect clollectible" for the most part.
Anonymous No.718245772
Fuck it, I'll reinstall and drive around for a bit too
Anonymous No.718245818
>>718237082 (OP)
It will be soon.
Anonymous No.718247341
>>718239259
i love this game but it is significantly less fun than sleepy dog
Anonymous No.718247547
If only the driving wasn't so lightweight
Anonymous No.718247620
>>718245503
it was in a bundle, i think
Anonymous No.718247758
based game
Anonymous No.718249064
>you will never bang hong kong emma stone
Anonymous No.718249190
>>718237358
Fucking Dog Eyes..
Anonymous No.718251360
This one started out really good, but they've wasted like half their time on some pirate roleplay scenes, where the dialogue is just super cringe and nothing new happens compared to previous scenes.

So many developers think that the more bought assets they cram into the game the better people will think it is.