Thread 718239304

the person cutting the grass is knocking on the door and the money my dad said was for him isn't in the place he left in and I'm hiding in the bathroom hoping he goes away

>>718239304 (OP)
>Paying another man to mow your lawn
Your dad is a cuck.

This is a test and you're failing it.

How fucking old are you? 7?

>>718239304 (OP)
I just called him and told him where you are, and where the spare key is. You better prepare your anus, anon.

>>718239537
like father like son

Call your dad and ask him again where the money is.

>>718239578
I'm autistic and have severe anxiety
strangers who don't speak english freak me out

I like this part

>>718239805
he's in the hospital...

>>718239304 (OP)

Check around the house for the money, think about places it could logically be.

>>718239829

Remember deep slow breaths

Anyone ese si hoping the lawnmower man break in and rapes the little shitter OP?

nigga just call your dad and tell him? and then tell the gardener to come back when your dad is home? has happened to me before, not a big deal. hes probably an illegal immigrant who only takes cash, he cant touch you

>>718239304 (OP)
I'm the same way. I don't answer my door.

>>718239553
kill 'em all.

>>718239829
>who don't speak english
tell that spic he has 10 seconds to get off your property or you're calling ICE. Remind him that he's only in this country to be a slave worker.

thats becasue youre 19 but still afraid to talk to the cashier at a grocery store. grow up. the infantilization of zoomers is crazy

>>718239753
why the blonde constantly showing her teeth like fuckin butthead

>>718240270
I'm 30
autism and anxiety doesn't go away by hitting and yelling at your child and violating their privacy and making them feel dehumanized

>>718239914
Call your mother then

>>718240270
projection

>>718240270
You try being a massive sperg and getting constant negative reinforcement after everything you say without developing some kind of anxiety, faggot. Socially adjusted normalfags will never know how it feels

here's what you're going to have to do if you want to make it through this shit ALIVE, little BITCH

>strip down to just your underwear, the more your cock and balls bulge through the better - SEPARATE your cock and balls and stuff them and twist them sideways so it looks like your cock and balls grow next to each other instead of stacked on top like normal, this will instill fear and doubt
>watch from a window until he's in near the front door, then kick it open as hard as you can
>scream "I'LL DEFEND THESE LANDS!" and launch at him no matter what height your front porch is at or what obstacles are in the way
>aim for the head but flying-kicking him in the throat or chest also works
>spare no time on your landing and immediately attack, punching him exclusively in the nuts, stomach, and kidneys
>when you've pummeled him to the dirt, it's time to bring your ground game online - limb-lock him and break both arms and legs before he can resist
>quickly get up, start screaming in terror, and run around in circles - strike your face against the wall of your house several times to trick the neighbors into thinking you were attacked
>slide your underwear down a little in the back and scream, "HELP, THIS ILLEGAL TRIED TO RAPE ME!"
>run inside, call the police and your state's agricultural department
>lie about several things the yard guy never did but you strongly believe he might do
>the police will arrive shortly to clean the whole mess up

i've had to do this several times and it's worked every single time

>>718240610
>get yelled at for closing a door or turning a fan on
how do I become a functional member of society

>>718239753
I prefer the girl but Mythra's guy is pretty cute.

>>718240302
it's actually a dude

>>718241090
a "functional" member of society is a rootless wageslave that accepts declining quality of life year over year, don't bother

>>718241350
I'd like to not starve and be homeless though

>>718239787
Good that someone made a video to demonstrate the concept of mental gymnastics.

>>718241460
then figure out the bare minimum you need each month/year, then find a job that at the bare minimum of hours will allow you to work some each week and make enough money to survive. after that you just barely work enough to keep the job itself and never try to "climb the ladder" (not real), never take shifts, never stay late, etc

>>718239304 (OP)
>>718239829
are you in your cage?

>>718240382
>30
nigga you're balding and you can't even talk to a gardener? Lmao you're so cooked bro

Did you find the money, nig?

>>718241460
be a night shift stockboy at your local grocery, or a janitor somewhere. Sometimes you can put a headphone in and listen to podcasts while working.

>>718240382
No, but it unironically does go away by being put in positions where you have no choice but to interact with the public. I was a social recluse with no concept of human interaction for most of my 20s until I had to work a dead end job at a restaurant for a few years. You eventually learn that everyone else on this planet is also just rolling with the punches and most people still don't really know what they're doing and are just playing it by ear. Makes it a lot easier to deal with people once you get past that initial point of not knowing what to do because you're afraid that you're going to fumble an interaction at all times. The truth is that most people don't really care that much.

>>718241832
no I'm in the bathroom

>>718240610
Well maybe if you didn’t say retarded shit people wouldn’t call you a retard

>>718241864
>>718241901
I can't get a job without driving and driving freaks me out too much

>>718239304 (OP)
Who can satisfy her body?

OP is doing this again, making up stories because he's bored.

>>718240793
Is this fresh pasta? If so, then bravo.

>another fucking thread
Holy shit fuck off no one cares about your incessant faggotry

>>718242026
are you telling me this yardnigger has been outside your house braying like a dog for his money for over 40 minutes?

>>718242116
I'm not making up anything
you guys are the only social interaction in my life that isn't getting yelled at or hit

>>718242129
thank you sar, i cook them freshly all the time. i've made pastas that have summoned the fbi. you could call me something of a savant

>>718242153
i went in the bathroom after sneaking around so he didn't see me through the giant windows everywhere and i heard him knocking while i was in and freezed up for 10 minutes feeling like I was having a heart attack
now I'm just in the bathroom

>>718242185
Yep.

Same old responses.

Do tendies really?

>>718242279
Deep slow breaths

OP be honest if i told you to suck my fat cock would you?

>>718242097
I was also terrified of driving. I didn't even get my license until I was like near my mid 20s. The biggest thing about driving is that everyone is exclusively looking out for themselves. This results in both overly cautious drivers and absolute fucking maniacs depending on the person. My biggest issue was scrounging up some cash to hire someone to teach me how to drive. I tried to learn with my dad when I was younger but he was such a hardass backseater that it just stressed me out and I never learned anything. Genuinely if there's anything you can do to scrounge up money, I'd advise hiring a driving instructor because they won't jump down your throat and will make an actual effort to teach you. I know some car insurance companies offer driving instruction. And they'll come to you too, so you don't have to try and go somewhere.

>>718239304 (OP)
offer to use your mouth as payment, keep insisting if he declines.

>>718242495
why can I not just be a normal human being
why does my body go into fight or flight for fucking everything
no matter what I do this reaction and the feelings and intrusive thoughts ALWAYS happen and I just have to deal with it
how do I make it fucking STOP

>>718242097
Maybe you qualify for SSI. Can you talk to a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist about your condition?

>>718242549
I know how to drive okay, it's just the taking a test thing that is impossible for me to get over
and my confidence has been shattered after actually trying to drive again and feeling too freaked out to go on any unfamiliar road with intersections and everything at all

>>718242652
I talked to a therapist
she said she wasn't specialized enough to help me and that I had to go somewhere else
this was the second person I saw after the first thing the first person I saw did was say I wasn't going to see her again after the first two times
which means I have no help

>>718239304 (OP)
kek

>>718242531
I'm not gay. Depends on the cock. If it's the best cock in the world I'll try it. But if it's average then forgot about it because i'm not gay.

>>718242185
>without getting yelled at or hit
nigga you sound like you have bigger problems than some spic gardener that won't take a hint. Call 911 or something. Fuck it, grab the nearest heavy object and beat them till they stop moving. Why do you tolerate abuse like this?
>implying OP isn't just a bored troll

>>718242691
Ah test anxiety? Honestly dude, I dunno how feasible it is, but if you have a vehicle, go driving around regardless of licensure. Just do it when it's not too busy, like early morning or later at night. Try and explore and feel things out. You do run the risk of getting pulled over, but as long as you can just keep your cool while driving alone, you'll be fine. If you get lost, just remember, we literally live in modern times and you probably have a smartphone with access to a gps at all times.

>>718242932
My dad only stopped hitting me when I hit back

>>718239304 (OP)
There's only one way to satisfy him now.

>OP, why don't you do X?
>anxiety.
>OP, why don't you do Y?
>anxiety
>Alright, why don't you-
>ANXIETY
Motherfucker how do you dress yourself in the morning without having a panic attack? Holy shit. Is there anything that DOESN'T give you anxiety?

>>718242596

Genuinely this is what kinder sites like Reddit can be good for. There's probably an r/anxiety subreddit for people similar to you. I know I'll get hate for mentioning Reddit, but they might be able to help you get some tools.

On the surface I would suggest a slow desensitization process. Take 1 step, then 2 steps, then 3 steps a day. Drive 50 feet a day, then 100 feet, then 500, etc. at least this is what helped my dad.

>>718243151
I literally spend all day every day in my bedroom

>>718243173
reddit is probably one of the most unkind websites there is lmao. i would genuinely rather try to fish for advice from here than reddit. i could fill 2 whole posts with why that's a terrible fucking idea

>>718242596
There is no simple solution to your problem unfortunately. If things are this bad for you, the only way out is to take things one step at a time. Baby steps, literally. Trying to plunge head-first into situations works for some people, but it's sounding like that might not work for you.

>>718239787
Is this satire?

>>718243039
>ending on this without him doing anything
god dammit

>>718239304 (OP)
Cut the grass yourself

>>718239304 (OP)
Cute anon.

>>718239875
Also a cute anon.

>>718242756

Are you on Medicaid? Can you see a doctor to prescribe anti anxiety meds or start the process? Would your dad give you *any* kind of support?

>>718241250
So? I'm a dude too and I don't do that

>>718242596
Medication. See a fucking doctor already. How you aren't drugged out of your mind already is beyond me.

>>718243173
You send him there he’s just gonna troon out

>>718242868
Is 7.1 inches avergae?

open di fucking door i want me money gringo boy

>>718243427
Sounds like a good, fat cock to me. Mmm.

>>718243373
I am actually on medicaid
but I'm going to lose it because of the current administration
my doctor that I painstakingly chose myself just left the whole network so now I don't have a doctor
I originally went to him saying I had brain problems and the dogshit therapist who did nothing was who he sent me to
my dad makes fun of my brother for taking adhd meds (I also have undiagnosed adhd)

>>718243271

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anxiety/

I disagree, there are subreddits where people try to help and give encouragement. But I don't want to argue.

>>718240793
>and your state's agricultural department
kek

>>718243427
a little above White average. gigantic for a non-white

>>718243427
On the internet, that's below average. I'm sorry.

>>718243173
>reddit
>completre with reddit spacing
GTFO and never come back, nigger. This would've gotten a (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) back when this site was good.

>>718239304 (OP)
I really like this Mythra and her big breasts, anon.

Just give him the money and make your pa cover it later?
You got a wallet right? Presumedly with stuff in it?

>>718243401
i think it's an attempt to look more feminine

>>718243713
Don't we all, anon. Don't we all.

>>718243575
Are you positive you'll lose it? My suggestion for #1 priority is getting on anti anxiety meds. Your dad wants you to be a functional human being doesn't he?

Look into seeing if you can just pay your doctor bills at a later date. Paxil helped my dad with anxiety and I think it has helped me somewhat.

But I'm not a doctor, just a dude trying to help out.

>>718243690

8-)

>>718243578
just because it's there doesn't mean it's any good, i'm not unable to appreciate the fact it exists in a literal sense, i'm saying reddit is a dogshit site with an unfriendly, bug-like, corporate. soulless, retarded user experience down to just trying to make an account and even use any given subreddit - which for like 70% of them you can't even fucking post in without somehow attaining karma first lmao. that is simply problem 1 of the like 10 major problems i could outline RIGHT NOW off the top of my head

>>718244169
Yes, I've never worked
taking away medical care from people who need it most makes a lot of sense to me

>>718243281
He makes it sound like good business, all right. Hanging out with his wife must be distracting and getting a new one would be another distraction.

>>718244390
> should get free gibs because doing anything scares me and I'm sad all the time :(
Fuck you. I hope carlos breaks down the door and beats your pussy ass to death

>>>/r9k/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/
Everything's all out of your control and you can never take charge of your life boohoo go be a bitch somewhere else

>>718244718
>free gibs
>non bankrupting medical care
why are burgers like this

>>718243151
These threads are all the same. It’s always some attention deprived retard who just posts the same shit over and over about how sad he is while ignoring every single bit of advice posted by other anons. Genuinely think it’s some sort of fetish

>>718244768
This is the only good thread on /v/ right now.

>>718243364
Never played these games but the blonde one is my favorite. Her body is insane.

>OP hasn't posted in a while
Enrique got him, bros. It's over. We couldn't save him.

>>718243151
>assuming he dresses himself in the morning

>>718245000
I didn't like Mythra at first but she actually is a good character. Long as you can handle her guilty conscience, she'll love you forever

>>718244390
Yeah that was very fucked up. Politicians should fear their constituency.

I've genuinely tried to help, I still believe you should make a path forward to get on anti anxiety meds. If Reddit is too gay, then try googling "anti anxiety help" instead and see what websites you actually might find helpful. But maybe that's too obvious and you've already done that.

>>718242868
>tfw only just barely larger than a monster can if i bone press it
its not fair i want to trade cocks with the astolfo trap

>>718245000

Are their bodies different? To me they're both awesome but more or less the same. I do prefer the blonde flowing locks of hair though.

>>718239787
I second >>718243281, this has to be a joke.

>>718242484
yep, lmao

>>718245000
Xenoblade 2 can feel complicated due to the sheer number of systems and variables in place that can affect the flow of battle, but everything else about the game is a great time. Mythra's a darling, and yeah, her body is fantastic. Fun fact: Mythra and Pyra's bodies have the exact same proportions for reasons that you may or may not be aware of, so you can enjoy a 2-for-1 with them.

>>718245345
Mythra's character arc is an enjoyable saga to pursue, especially with the added context from 2: Torna.

>>718239304 (OP)
>guys I'm autistic help
>ON FUCKING 4CHAN
>WHILE POSTING MYTHRA
Call the goddamn authorities and stop fapping JESUS. I'm not keen on third worlds like the USA but I'm sure you guys have some autism help line or mental care institution to help you out. Or did that orange retard burn off the last vestiges of medical care there?

>>718245401
anxiety isn't even my worst problem, that's what's fucked up
I don't trust any type of medication after my therapist tried to immediately get me on SSRIs and started googling side effects on her phone right in front of me when I asked about them
then I did my own research and found a study with multiple peer reviewed sources saying they can permanently ruin your dick

>>718245441
Your cock sounds nice

>>718245887
You aren't using it, why do you care

>>718243401
She's probably breathing with her mouth
I do it too because my nose was born with a defect and I can't use it to breathe hence my mouth is usually open

>>718245908
no its a super grower
i can yell EE NAY CHUK and grow 4 times

>>718239304 (OP)
Tell him his money isn't here and to come back later when your dad is home.

>>718245887
>they can permanently ruin your dick
That's true, I've taken it just for a month and it is pretty much over for me
Even chronic prostatitis was less damaging

>>718239304 (OP)
man up and ask for an invoice

>>718244091
Nia sex

>>718239304 (OP)
I'm still outside. I can speak English you know.

>>718246202
I can get your dick working again I bet

>>718246159
That's hot.

>>718239304 (OP)
I hope your dad mistakenly assumes you pocketed the money and beats you when he comes back.

>>718245887
>can permanently ruin your dick
yeah that's the real purpose of these drugs
they do absolutely no good for you psychologically btw

>>718246427
r u cute twink?

>>718246338
Very true, anon! Nia sex!

>>718239304 (OP)
But what does Mythra have to do with that, OP?

>stumble into someone's yard drunk
>knock over a flower pot
>randomly find a wad of cash
life like a video game!

>>718245887

I don't know about permanently, but Paxil can absolutely make it take longer and more difficult to orgasm, like 50% of men experience similar issues.

But it also depends on the dosage of course.

So yeah there can absolutely be potential trade offs, but you sounded very desperate.

>>718247704

Reddit spacing, so be it. Also just to be clear: Paxil was very helpful for my dad, but somewhat less so for me. Of course ultimately it's up to you, I'm just trying to help struggling anons a little.

>op is offtopic and completely unrelated to xenoblade
>xenofags try to make the thread about their shitty game anyway
what a pathetic fanbase lol

>>718247704
>I don't know about permanently
lucky you you, I do
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8061302/

>>718239304 (OP)
This has fuck all to do with video games

>enter thread
>gallery mode
>get all Xenosexo pics
>refuse to elaborate
>close thread

never played xenoblade but i like the girls
They are so hot

>>718240793
nice

>>718247976
Fair enough, anon. Everyone responds differently, and if it helped your dad, then that's great. But yeah, the side effects can really blindside people who aren’t warned ahead of time. Just sucks that mental health treatment is such a gamble-like spinning a roulette wheel with your brain and dick on the line.

>>718243412
well? which one would you rather be?
>the virgin 4channer hiding in his bathroom crying
vs
>the chad tranny redditor fighting the unpaid south american gardener with her bare manicured hands

>both my mom and dad texted me asking if the lawn guy came
AAAAAAA LEAVE ME ALONE

>>718252473
tell them the lawn guy came in your ass?

>>718250964
Fair enough too, and desu people bringing up side effects was good because they genuinely didn't come to my mind.

Godspeed to the struggling anon(s).