Thread 718257664

>>718257664 (OP)
It's one thing to gayify it, but the "remake", ast oft the case, completelly misses the point. It's not bears it's landscaping

>>718257664 (OP)
>Character becomes gay in remaster version of the game
Name one example in vidya.

>>718257664 (OP)
Dei and those at the top behind it must be eradicated with extreme prejudice.

>>718257664 (OP)
The most absurd thing in the image is the black gay dude is paired up with a white "dude" with blond hair and actual tranny chest scars
Its designed to be as woke as possible because it can't even be just gay fags they had to add a tranny and make it an interracial pair too

>>718257664 (OP)
glad i got out of MTG when i did. I spit on the grave of WotC

why is 'bear' always just a euphemism for 'fat'

>>718257664 (OP)
>becoming the Fortnite of tcgs because the BLM set and this set nearly killed its playerbase
Lmao

>>718261031
Because that's what bears are

>>718258867
ire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia

>>718257664 (OP)
It feels good being a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan.

Something really hilarious about MTG is how hard they've been pushing for women to play their stupid fucking game. Surveys say that "only less than 30% of women consider MTG an attractive hobby or are interested on it" so the interest rate is pretty low.
And I'm sure of that 30%, 29.97% are troons. Wizards had an easier time making men believe that they were women, than convincing actual women to play MTG. Hysterical.

Why do card games have gay people in swimming pools?

>>718260091
>blond hair
Red hair, you are blind.
>tranny chest scars
Fat folds, we have established you are blind.

>>718257664 (OP)
>>built a refuge
>doesn't show anything built, only an axe on the ground
is this a subtle dig at gay people and/or wokism?

>>718261574
The coolest of decks.

>>718257664 (OP)

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>>718262131
there is nothing wrong with inclusion you fucking chud

Do not give a (You) to the bait >718262191

>>718261712
>Amazoness
>gay
Bro doesnt know they have to canonically hunt down their male partners to continue the existence of their clan.

>>718261432
>Hey bro, you dropped your gay card

>>718262131
>he doesnt post the canonical femboy that the japanese and american side make plenty of diaper porn of

>>718261031
It's not just fat, it's fat and hairy.

>>718262191
Need to work on your subtlety, anon

>>718261675
Believing women to rate attractive traits is retarded. Drinking is not attractive? If anything not drinking is a turn off for most women. And if Chad is playing MTG they’re gonna like him anyway.
Also imagine being so insecure you choose your hobbies and entertainment from the perspective of hypothetical women. You are even more pathetic than the faggots making these gay cards

Gays should just stop being gay.

>>718257664 (OP)
this is a parody right?

>>718263839
lol
lmao

>>718263839
You could say that modern day reality is basically a parody of normal society, yeah.

>>718263839
>he doesnt know about the BLM and LGTBQ sets that came out

>>718257664 (OP)
This would be fine as a joke if it was more subtle and they didn't remove all the boobs from every other card

>>718258721
anon there's a bear sitting in the background, three in the clouds and two in the mountains. it has the point you're just too busty looking at dudes to notice cuz you gay

>>718264340
>This would be fine as a joke
https://secretlair.wizards.com/us/en/product/758584/pride-across-the-multiverse

>have a money printer
>redesign the bills because you think it'd be funny

>>718264585
>It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

>>718262191
try again next time.
the r*ddit spacing was a bit much.
2/10 only cuz i replied.

>>718264585
fuck it why not, it'll sell like hotcakes anyways. if they really wanted money they could just print the reserve list and take whatever shit flinging like four scalpers would hurl for like a week

>>718262248
I replied. But then your post brought me to my senses and I deleted it. Good work anon.

>>718257664 (OP)
i just wanted to play cool fantasy card games
honestly what a shit timeline

>>718257664 (OP)
It's really, really weird we live in a timeline where you're allowed to be as "sexy" as you want to be as long as you are gay and/or ugly, but if you are even slightly conventionally attractive and straight, you are demonized.

>>718264976
Just play Digimon, Pokemon, Duel Masters or Yugioh aka stick to Japanese games

Why is Master Duel the only card simulator that looks visually appealing?

>>718265098
I did start to play yugioh and it's fun to deckbuild and search for cool and consistant strategies through the massive eternal cardpool
but mtg is mtg

>>718265037
weird timeline, good thing we're not living in it.

>>718257664 (OP)
This *is* satire, r-right?

>>718265792
refer to >>718264435

>>718263839
I assume its a 'secret lair' release for pride or something.

>>718265628
being attractive and white and straight is fascism, chud

>>718265628
Sadly, we are.

>>718265908
that's exactly what it is also the trevor project is involved

>>718265628
tell that to the jeans lady.

>>718257664 (OP)
Bruh, I thought that was an alter at first. Good god

>>718261879
>Fat folds, we have established you are blind.
nta but the artist confirmed its masechtomy scars.

>>718261675
>they are planning a k-pop UB set for 2026

>>718265037
straight male sex is demonized
coomer
male gaze
objectification
etc.

>>718266583
>Japanese games suffer none of this
>yugioh literally doing an animation series for one of their boy meets girl archetypes

>>718266504
fucking grim

>>718266701
japan is not immune, but they are certainly less affected for now

WotC is stupid as fuck and anybody who still supports them do it out of sheer ignorance or are willful supporters of their blunders.

>>718265628
Normalfags literally kvetched all over a jeans ad.

>>718266701
>>Japanese games suffer none of this
Get with the times, chuddie. America already nuked Japan once and now they're doing it again.

>>718266957
I dont even know who the fuck plays MTG anymore. I quit back during WotS, everyone I knew quit shortly after that, even when my normalfag friends got into commander it was short lived before they quit as well. Who is still buying wotc product?

>>718267052
>normalfags

>>718266701
>>Japanese games suffer none of this
except for never featuring nudity and never featuring explicit straight relationships because deranged fans want their fictional waifus to be virgins.

>>718267090
newgen spotted

>>718267090
It's clearly the crowd WotC wants.

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>>718266098
that's just because women now worship ugliness. no one cares about attractive men.

>>718266957
I played Magic off and on basically my whole life, but when Wizards banned the "racist" cards during BLM, I wrote them off entirely. Haven't played since, haven't wanted to play since. I see that Magic is just collabslop now, so who even cares anymore. They cashed out. It's not longer a game, it is now purely just merchandise.

>>718267089
The crossover shit has people buying it droves.

>>718267127
>n-no normalfags care about it
Normalfags like the fucking chick in the Jeans ad retard. Its Blueskyfags getting mad about it.

>>718267089
Final Fantasy fans. Grognards who have been with the game for over 30 years. Speculators. "People" who think buying MtG product is going to own the chuds because they have new inclusive art. Lots of people, really.

>>718267175
>>718267052
the most popular games of late even with a female fanbase all feature traditionally masculine men like the witcher, rdr and baldurs gate
>inb4 but what about manufactured outrage on the bot site

>>718267259
I used to look up to grognards until I realized most of them are just drones that can't let go of a certain brand or product. It was sort of disgusting.

>>718257664 (OP)
This was an alt for the original card that was released as a gimmick. It's not the only official art that card has.

That said, I wouldn't mind if they made Gex gay in a new game. There are funny things they could do with that.
And I think it would be funny if they made another Sly game where Murray is gay like he was originally intended to be.

getting a bit sick of faggots desu

I honestly preferred the boomers due to how much they were intolerant of this shit, thus it was more secluded into a niche base where they can do whatever the fuck that is they want.

>>718261574

I'm sure it is pdf...

>>718267526
the fact it exists is enough
how derivative does the game needs to be ?
do faggots and all kind of deviants need to be represented in their depravity and degeneracy ?
I don't think so

>>718267586
This is being pushed by women and dei niggers. Actual gays don't want this.

>>718257664 (OP)
"They built a refuge with their bear hands" is funny while "nature is the endless dance between life and death" is among the most generic things to be written about nature.

It is amusing how the hardcore MTG fans who accepted this stuff now have to accept that their game is now 50% material taken from others IPs. Now a game that has 20 years worth of mythos and story is going to be half fortnite tier tie ins until the end of time.

Sometimes it's fine to be intolerant when people are infringing on something you love. Instead people like "The Professor" have to grovel and state "i'm not trying to yuck someones yum!!" when the game they love is being destroyed in front of them.

>>718268002
Source?

>>718268101
Me, I'm gay.

>>718257664 (OP)
TCGslop is the original P2W, you deserve this and I won't feel bad for you.

>>718268126
But I know a nerdy gay couple who love shit like this. Seems gays aren't a monolith.

>>718257664 (OP)
Hmmm...idk whats going on back here??

>>718268043
MtG lore is pretty lame

>I'm a wizard
>I'm a fire wizard
>I'm a dragon

yawn

Sonic the hedgehog versus Bilbo Baggins?
Avatar versus Walking Dead?
Sephrioth versus Spider-man 2099?
The One Ring deck, but used by Sonic (who collects rings) (KINO)

now that's hype

>>718261879
>red
What are you talking about?? That's blond

>>718268345
Weak bait.
Here's your pity (You).

>>718268287
the only good lore in mtg is alara and lorwyn

>>718268043
>Sometimes it's fine to be intolerant when people are infringing on something you love
I can agree with this. It's strange that it's a sentiment these days that few people agree with.

>>718268043
watching /tg/ have any kind of principals in regards to the shit they buy then bending over backwards to defend UBslop was really blackpilling. Im pretty sure there are 0 genuine 4chan anons who post on that board, its now just a reddit colony.