Thread 718258054

Were the horse ball physics really necessary

>>718258054 (OP)
fiction is the reality of those without souls.
Which is why games are becoming so serious, and also poisoned with propaganda/evil mindsets.

>>718258054 (OP)
Yes, so that articles could be written about an absurd feature. It's just marketing.

>>718258054 (OP)
It makes you seethe 7 years later so yeah

>>718258054 (OP)
Wouldn't it look weirder if that was the only part of the horse that didn't have physics?

>>718258474
sex and marriage with each one

>>718258054 (OP)
Crouching down and gazing at draft sheaths was quite a treat. So yeah.

why only go 25% of the way, cowards

Would be better with horse pussy physics

>>718258682
this was 70% of my playthrough

they should have horsecocks and ponuts too

>>718258991
this
winking would sold me this game

>>718258054 (OP)
Really shows where those fags' priorities were when they made this game.
Sad

>>718258054 (OP)
No but once you have it you really appreciate it being there.

>>718258054 (OP)
No, it was just one of those things to pad out feature lists as well as something for game journos to make click bait for.

Just you wait, the next game will require you to do regular sheathe cleanings under penalty of your horse getting unruly.

>>718258054 (OP)
it's easier to make a morph for "balls up/balls down", and talk about the realism it adds than to make good missions, or good gameplay. rdr2 couldn't even make moving arthur not feel like fucking robocop.

>>718260107
FULLY
ANIMATED
HORSECOCKS

>>718258054 (OP)
No. Half the stupid shit they added could have been cut to focus on actually making an openworld game, but Rockstar doesnt know how to do anything but make the most bland 3rd person shooter possible.
They made an entire open world so you could play their story game.

Horsecock is really aesthetic desu

If your game has horse balls, why shouldn't they have physics? Static balls are what makes no sense.

>>718258054 (OP)
So are all horses in Read Dead Land male? Where are the horse boob physics?

>>718262546
The balls retract and expand also jiggle slightly

>>718258054 (OP)
Yes. And thanks to all the free marketing it generated, they'll double down for RDR3

>>718258464
>r-rockstar could you please improve the shooting?
>NO FUCK YOU HERE'S SOME CAMPFIRE STORIES AND REALISTIC HORSE COCK PHYSICALS

>>718261987
>focus on actually making an openworld game
>hunting
>random encounters
>resource scavenging
>dynamic weather that affects gameplay
>side missions
>responsive environments/non-static
>rewards exploration
>enemy territories
>certain animals only in certain areas
>certain people only in certain areas
>trains and chariots
>npc schedules
>bandit camps
That was just from memory, there's a lot more. Realistically, what else could they really add to a western?

>>718258054 (OP)
>ball physics for climate
>no cock physics for mating season

>>718262996
the shooting is still very bland. in gunfights the only thing that stands out is the cool gore

>>718258054 (OP)
Yes. Not for the feature, but it shows the levels they were thinking about when it came to the quality and elevating the experience.
Thinking about horse balls works as well as anything else that you never get to see in a game, and you know this is true as no game since has made any efforts at all and it shows.

>>718258474
>"horses"
>actually just anime girls with horse ear headbands

>>718258054 (OP)
>Were the horse ball physics really necessary
99% of this details they implemented in the game are completely unnecessary and most if not all people wouldn't have noticed if someone didn't tell them.
For God's sake, the fact that some random npc has a daily routine is completely idiotic since most people will just run around all the time and never will they stop to look at the environment.

>>718258241
What a strange thing to say

>>718258054 (OP)
I only ride female horses because I refuse to stare at horse balls all day.

>>718258054 (OP)
This takes no effort to do doe. It's also marketing tactic considering the plebbit posts and journoslop articles that came from this.

>>718259658
At least they got mare ass looking good

>>718258054 (OP)
>detailed horse testicle physics
>in a "cowboy simulator" that lets you "do anything you want"
>can't train your horse to rape women

Wasted potential. Shaking my head.

>>718262996
Be able to do anything in a bank, even though that might break le heckin narrative
Have penalties for not eating/drinking/sleeping that actually matter, even if that might upset the casualbabies

>>718258054 (OP)
I mean its probably quite easy to implement
Additional buzz from making it resulted in more sales than the dev time it took to implement it
so yeah, it kinda was

>>718264925
Yeah, the whole narrative aspect to the game is literally what is holding it back, weirdly enough. Here we have the perfect base to a sandbox cowboy game with nicely crafted details where you could do a lot of things, but that is wasted on a story about a guy coughing his lungs out for drama points. I wonder if modders can eventually make a nice experience out of it.

>>718258054 (OP)
Would it be realistic for the gang to be as egalitarian as they are in the game? Just started and there's a nigger-indian gang member. They seem like half a cult anyway and americans had some weird groups in their history but were there really ever any black gang members in possies in the wild west? Or them dragging priests, jews and women along with them. The O'Driscolls seem like a normal wild west gangs if you discount their numbers.

>>718266278
They werent a wild west gang they were a commune
Thats the problem with modern day writers, everything comes from their communist inspirations

>>718264925
>Have penalties for not eating/drinking/sleeping
they kinda dabbled in that

>>718258054 (OP)
So is there horse pussy in this game too or would that be gross and problematic?

>>718266278
This game could have benefited so much from the gang mechanics of San Andreas.

>>718267551
horse balls are more aesthetically pleasing to look at

>>718269479
That's not the question he asked

>horse ball physics
>no horsecock erection and flare swelling physics
shit game

GR15 made me lust for horses and I've regretted it ever since I started getting the urges.