Thread 718260293

Praise Jesus I'm gay now

Jesus Christ be praised, Henry's come to fuck us

>>718260293 (OP)
there's ~30% chance you were molested

>>718260293 (OP)
My favorite part of KCD2 is when Henry gay raped a 15 year old boy.

>>718260401
>choosing
Never happened.

>>718260293 (OP)
>go out of your way to chase down every possible easily avoidable gay option
>"wtf this game is gay"
did people also play mass effect and call it a fag game because you could have gay sex if you tried really hard?

>>718260659
>Hans
>"boy"
quickest way to out yourself for never playing the game
dude looks 31 year old

>>718260401
The best option.

>>718261204
>did people also play mass effect and call it a fag game because you could have gay sex if you tried really hard?
I wouldn't be surprised. Which is funny considering for male Shepard. You have to wait until the last game in the trilogy if you want to pursue a same-sex romance. And it's with the most middling of characters, Kaidan, whom you might've left to die in the first game. And Steve, a shuttle pilot that doesn't accompany you in combat.

>>718260293 (OP)
I was properly hyped for this game until its director couldn't shut up on twxtter and shot himself not in the foot but in his own face

>>718261204
>if you tried really hard?
>Hey Shepard, let's grab some lunch. Oops you're gay now

I thought gays weren't supposed to multiply, but I've been seeing more and more of these shillposts this week.

>>718261275
>she looked 19 in the pictures officer, I didn't know she was 12!
that's you, right now

>>718263116
>And Steve
kek, forgot about that.
https://youtu.be/kqBXQVxS-qk

>>718268569
15 year old btw

>>718266376
if you think these threads are made by actual gays you're hopelessly naive

>>718272089
exactly